George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[11angeleyes11]

Dontcha just love it when George is giving some kind of medical advice and he makes a bid deal of making a point to tell us he isn't a doctor ? Like there was a doubt...that always makes me LMFAO!

It's like a disclaimer. I guess it comes from him being involved in more court cases than he has IQ points.

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Let's hope he has money to pay for all of those court cases, maybe the fans should be donating to him.

[11angeleyes11]

George is such a moron that he didn't bother to connect the problem of health insurance in America with this guy's story about his expensive cataract surgery. Anyway, I think it was funny that the guest who came on after to talk about Mothman author said "and he was blind for 6 months because they left the stiches in his eyes after cataracts surgery (followed by George's pleasant, mature sound effects). No coincidences!

That guy heard this "coincidence" I hope. Maybe it was a warning. If George is in charge of this, he will surely fuck it up. I hope that guy is ok, seriously. I don't mean to joke about some hillbilly's precious eye balls. Though, I do wonder if the call was a plant.

He probably was a plant.  George needs everything he can get to bolster his reputation.

[11angeleyes11]

I heard that caller.  For someone going blind, he sure didn't seem that concerned, or even a person resigned to his fate.  Then George asked him how much it would cost, he said something like $1500 for each eye (or whatever it was).   The way it sounded, I think the guy was BSing, or it was some sick plant to try to make George look good. 

George, you're in the middle of Hollywood, you can find better actors than that guy working at Denny's waiting for their big break.

So now George wants to set up a donation fund or something?   How about tell the guy he'd take care of it, get his info and look into it, and then put it out there - privately - that anyone who wants to could donate...

Also, with all the programs for the poor, I don't think anyone is losing their vision due to not being able to pay for cataracts surgery.  If there were, the media would be all over it, in the push for nationalized health care...

You said it so well.  It is not about the caller but what ole Georgie can do for the caller.  He just want to make himself look good.  I want the man to see, and I agree, if George really were more interested in helping for the sake of helping, it would be a private matter.

[11angeleyes11]

This sounds like another scam he and Tommy are cooking up. Pretty shady.
In a month or so we should all complain to the FCC about them stealing money
from their listeners. They better be keeping damn tight books on this one.

Maybe this will finally be the camel that humps the Big Dicker's hairy back!



      AND WTF ARE THOSE TWO THINGS IN FRONT IN HIS NECK???
                              IT JUST AINT NATURAL!




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That glob in the mirror is the scariest thing I have seen in years.  Now that should be on the Coast to Coast webside under scariest pictures, it's like the demons of Satan hanging over Noory.

Further, discussing about things said last night I caught this,  "I am in St. Louis now, (maybe not the exact words, but the remaining are. . . Next week I will be back in Los Angeles with Tommy.  Take comfort in that Danheiser.

[MABUSE]

This sounds like another scam he and Tommy are cooking up. Pretty shady.
In a month or so we should all complain to the FCC about them stealing money
from their listeners. They better be keeping damn tight books on this one.

Maybe this will finally be the camel that humps the Big Dicker's hairy back!

Alas, the basic rule of thumb is: if it is under at least a million and there are no bodies, ain't no interest.  Trust me, I know these things because it is one of the things I get paid to know.

OTOH though, PremRad may have to keep an open accounting of complaints they recieve in a publically available archive.  So...
Which ever of you is closest to the vortex of suck should give that a shot and see what you come up with. PM me for details.

**M** 

[11angeleyes11]

I have realized something.  Just like the ratings for Coast are artificial, so are the De-Sucktification Rating System. 

[Sybil]

I think you are always naughty.  PW

Well, thank you. I'm honored.

[Sybil]

Forget it. They power trippin now. Probably bought the place already too. First order of business? Get rid of anyone who ever said anything she didn't agree with.

ah fuggetaboudit....not worth it for us to worry with

i got stuffs to do anyways

[valdez]

     The usual pleasant banter of Richard C. Hoagland.  Among other things: NASA originated the Moon Landing Hoax, there are libraries on the moon, and CP3O  is based on an actual robot currently laying at the bottom of a moon crater.  Towards the end an altercation could be heard on the line between Richard and his caretakers at the asylum.  Evidently he is not suppose to be using the phone after 9:00 pm.  Naughty boy!

[Curtis Loew]

     The usual pleasant banter of Richard C. Hoagland.  Among other things: NASA originated the Moon Landing Hoax, there are libraries on the moon, and CP3O  is based on an actual robot currently laying at the bottom of a moon crater.  Towards the end an altercation could be heard on the line between Richard and his caretakers at the asylum.  Evidently he is not suppose to be using the phone after 9:00 pm.  Naughty boy!

So my decision to watch  "King of The Hill"  in replacement of listening to  C2C was the correct one then?

[Pirate King Atomsk]

So my decision to watch  "King of The Hill"  in replacement of listening to  C2C was the correct one then?

Haha. Yep. You should have heard George try to say "C3PO".

"C3..3P...3C...C3..PC...CP...C..3..P..O"

It was a gag man, really. Absolutely hilarious IMO. One of his funniest bumbles I've ever heard.

[valdez]

     It occurred to me, while listening to the G-Man interview some remote viewer, asking him the same questions he ask every remote viewer, and asking questions that were just answered moments before, and conjuring up what are so eloquently referred to here as WTF? moments, and basically sleepwalking through his interviews, doesn't he have a producer?  Isn't it his producer job to keep the idiocy level from rising above the ankles?  Are the ratings so good that no one dares to straighten out the G-Man?

[valdez]

     Floating format  designed to keep George awake.  If you're going to be on the radio you should have some personality in your voice, the Australian Scientist  sounded bored.  I tuned him out.   Joshua P. was all personality. but ultimately he brought nothing to the show.  The tax guy?  Well, when you've heard one tax cheat, you've heard them all.
     What was that light next to the moon last night?

[valdez]

     Open lines, or, more appropriately, "Moron Patrol".  Some guy named Javier spoke about being cursed, and then getting into a fight with aleins, and then something about his ex-girlfriend.  Riveting.  In a conversation about the Queen Mary  with Bill Murphy  the G-man recalls the time he spent on the ship and heard "creaking noises".  Really?  On a ship?
     Ian stopped by to remind us that somebody, somewhere, is at least attempting to put together a show that might be considered...interesting.
     Hey, George, you asked Bill if he had seen zombies.  If you want to find zombies check out nighthawk zone.   

[Marc.Knight]

Pitiful.  A little scary.  George Noory's best buddy.

9/11 2006 WTC Ground Zero- People argue over conspiracy

He attaches to a worthy topic (dust inhalation by ground zero workers) and adds his cause to it. 

[Itty Bit]

And again, Noory with the matching handkerchief.... it does nothing for him.

But it's sure handy for him to grab to mop a sweat-soaked brow. . .

[Frys Girl]

Oh my god. Alex is such a dumb douche. He is using the Tuskeegee airmen against a black man? "It happened, therefore THIS happened too."

[Marc.Knight]

Oh my god. Alex is such a dumb douche. He is using the Tuskeegee airmen against a black man? "It happened, therefore THIS happened too."

Perfect logic, in his mind.

[EvB]

Go Tuskegee Airmen!

[Sophie]

And again, Noory with the matching handkerchief.... it does nothing for him.

We've seen this before, I think he's got panties in his pocket!

[Frys Girl]

We've seen this before, I think he's got panties in his pocket!

Tommy's?

[The Lone Ranger]

I think so. Many people are waiting to see what will happen with Sybil's strange account status, I'm sure.

As an administrator of an Internet Ethics website and forum I know that the only way change could have been made to Sybil's avatar and signature was by going into her profile and doing it herself ( which she did not do, or could not do, being locked out of her account ) or by an administrator. If the administrator found her avatar/signature unacceptable, as per the TOS agreement, he/she by rights could have deleted it by going into the Administrative Control Panel > Manage Users > Tools > Delete Avatar > Delete Signature. I'm sure the administrator is aware of this. This is done from outside of the registered member's profile. After  reading the TOS at length I've found nothing that shows that registered members agree to allow the administrative body to alter their profiles by changing their avatar/signature. Deleting is acceptable, altering is not.

[EvB]

As an administrator of an Internet Ethics website and forum

I'd like to see this forum - if you are willing to share the URL. 

[Marc.Knight]

Tommy's?

Must be.

[EvB]

SCORE FOR PENNYWISE!

[Sophie]

Must be.

Ohh la la!

[Marc.Knight]

Tommy's playing with a video camera.  Looks like GN has to read EVERYTHING he says on the air.

Coast to Coast am: George Noory + Alex Jones

[Frys Girl]

It's like the blair witch project. My god, can Noory ever stand to avoid lacing his commentary with cliches "third time's a charm!" What a horror. Did you notice Tommy eyeing Alex while he was giving the details about the bats? Tommy = an X-file episode. Kinda looked like that kid who ate the people at the hamburger joint.

[Marc.Knight]

Holy crap 8:35 and onward is hilarious on this!!!  Hoagland reveals Tommy and George going off to bed.  You've probably heard it but - hahahahaha.

Apollo Android Pt. 1

[Marc.Knight]

I actually think it is Data's head on the moon.