George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[EarthAlien007]

Im willing to take advice. Just fix that sucks thread for crying out loud my granddaughter looks at this site

LMFAO!
Now *that* is priceless.
"Grandpa, why do you suck?"

[DanTSX]

LMFAO!
Now *that* is priceless.
"Grandpa, why do you suck?"

Lol does she know who Dave is?

[dortmunder]

A great host--not at all...still growing even at my age.
But I didnt fall off the turnip truck to get here either

Wait, who are you again? Oh yeah, you're that new Food Network host right? What's it called? Snacktime for Joorgie?

[bateman]

Wait, who are you again? Oh yeah, you're that new Food Network host right? What's it called? Snacktime for Joorgie?

I would actually watch a George Noory cooking show.

[dortmunder]

I would actually watch a George Noory cooking show.

Yes, that would be entertaining. Or maybe he can go over to CNN and play stooge on Bourdain's new show. He can be the new Zamir. The possibilities are endless.

[onan]

At least George isn't a quitter.

Hard to quit when you never started.

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Fuck off Dave.

Fuck off yourself Shitstick.

[Insomniac Missourian]

Ill always respond to your PM's........take care

Wow, a fucking crown avatar, too.  You must be really riding the victory train tonight...

[coaster]

I would actually watch a George Noory cooking show.

It would be pretty funny with all the injuries. I can just imagine him trying to show us how to microwave pizza rolls with bandages on his hands. Classic tv.

[Marc.Knight]

At least George isn't a quitter.

He quits every night when the show starts.

[Marc.Knight]

King Noory and Art Jester.

[bmcintyre]

Hey!  Got the Bell Gab email today as I missed the show last night.  What a bummer!

[b_dubb]

Pizza rolls for everyone.

the guy has a sense of humor. nice. 

[DanTSX]

I would actually watch a George Noory cooking show.

I have his cookbook.

No you wouldn't.

It would be like watching a puppy die of cancer

[DanTSX]

Fuck off yourself Shitstick.

you are in the wrong thread.

This is the fuck you Dave thread.

[DanTSX]

He quits every night when the show starts.

Zing!

[starrmtn001]

I would actually watch a George Noory cooking show.

Reminds of of the Old SNL Julia Childs skit with (Eric Idle?) cutting his finger and squirting blood everywhere.

[coaster]

the guy has a sense of humor. nice.

I admit, I laughed when I saw it.

[eddie dean]

George, what do you think about Art's recent announcement?

Are you dissappointed, like everyone else?

This impacts you too.
Where will you get leads for guests now? 

[DanTSX]

George, what do you think about Art's recent announcement?

Are you dissappointed like everyone else?

This impacts you too.
Where ever will you get leads on  guests now? 

From the inside walls of the stalls in truck stops.  That's how he found the job in the first place.


Wanna take a ride and git fucked?  Call art

[Nighthawk]

So captin fin fin. Where are you now? You know what you have done.

[forgottenpassword]

Congrats George! You are still the the undisputed king of paranormal radio with another TKO!!

Also thanks for actually being there every night, taking care of your kids,  not taking your wife camping ( ), and not marrying a teenager, and not breaking if off into your fans. 

[aldousburbank]

LMFAO!
Now *that* is priceless.
"Grandpa, why do you suck?"

Nobody knows darling, but it's remarkable! Amazing!

[SciFiAuthor]

So captin fin fin. Where are you now? You know what you have done.

I was going to respond in the other thread, but it's too overwhelmingly huge. T'wasn't me ostrich, I never posted in the Spooky Matter thread. Personally, I thought the show was fine.

[DanTSX]

Congrats George! You are still the the undisputed king of paranormal radio with another TKO!!

Also thanks for actually being there every night, taking care of your kids,  not taking your wife camping ( ), and not marrying a teenager, and not breaking if off into your fans.

LOL

[SciFiAuthor]

George,

Don't you buy anything any of these curmudgeons say! Most of 'em were too cheap to subscribe to Sirius and they've spent the last week sampling your flavored butter recipes while secretly pining away for the day that you would return to posting.

And here you are! Who would have thought a mere two months ago that right now you'd have a better approval on this site than Art.

Welcome back to the thread George, or as I like to term it, the turnip truck. The driver bailed and you're the only one in the place left that has a licence.

[MrMajestik]

George Noory is on MV's show right now.

Go to the art bell quits post someone created a new link.

[DanTSX]

Snooron is on the ufoship live chat and podcast now

fuckoff

[bateman]

I'm speechless. Impressed. And speechless.

[shell88]

The guy has balls.