George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Itty Bit]

Oy yeah! You silly, Itty Bit!

Beats somber, serious, down and out, you know, all the crappy stuff.

    ;   

[Gumby, Dammit]

Beats somber, serious, down and out, you know, all the crappy stuff.

    ;   

Those are BAD forms of communication!

We need to get our mahnds raht!

[Itty Bit]

There you are, dammit!  Hey Sybil, here Gumby is.  It's okay now. 

[Gumby, Dammit]

There you are, dammit!  Hey Sybil, here Gumby is.  It's okay now.

I is here. I was in Viet Nam flying helicopters...maybe like that guy last night I can
get a guest spot on Coast. Oh wait. That's right. I have nothing to shill!

Meanwhile, I heard George has problems
with his splatter pipe?

[Gumby, Dammit]

And now back to the Gory Ogre.  Another international flight splashes into the ocean, incidentally full of folks that had originally boarded in France.


Bring it on George -

  -- no coincidences
  -- happens in 3's, so looking forward to the next French airline tragedy
  -- lets talk about the kids on board
  -- sick tie-in with one of his pet ideas (2012, Planet X) - interesting to see which, he can be very creative in this area


George:  'Clowns?  Hate 'em'

Ian:  'Pirates?'

I'm beating him to the "punch" for a "change"...

Here's a baby for ya Georgie before your dumb show starts:

[Gumby, Dammit]

Hey. George wants an implant too!

[Mops]

People push those buttons for all kind of reasons.  Sometimes - it's even by mistake (as Fry's Girl  ; )  Taking it too seriously can only be crazy-making.

Once upon a time George pulled a razor on me outside a bar in Tulsa.  He was stone sober and I was falling down drunk on Wild Turkey, and yet I easily snatched the razor from his hand and shaved off half of his mustache.  (To this day I still wash my hands 20 or 30 times a day.)

My point is that I still have only about 10 or 11 de-suck points.  I'm not passing my hat, but if you enjoyed that whopper as much as I enjoyed telling it, then feel free to give some points to Hillcrest so she will visit here more often.

Now if you will excuse me, LeBron James and Larry Bird are in the back yard wanting to win back some of the money they lost to me playing H-O-R-S-E.   

[Gumby, Dammit]

Once upon a time George pulled a razor on me outside a bar in Tulsa.  He was stone sober and I was falling down drunk on Wild Turkey, and yet I easily snatched the razor from his hand and shaved off half of his mustache.  (To this day I still wash my hands 20 or 30 times a day.)

My point is that I still have only about 10 or 11 de-suck points.  I'm not passing my hat, but if you enjoyed that whopper as much as I enjoyed telling it, then feel free to give some points to Hillcrest so she will visit here more often.

Now if you will excuse me, LeBron James and Larry Bird are in the back yard wanting to win back some of the money they lost to me playing H-O-R-S-E.

I'm always bumpin ya Mops...I love your stories. Hillcrest too and to everyone who contributes in a good and positive way too in the spirit of the thread. Every two hours when I'm in and don't space out...

Too bad though about people misusing it when they've eaten a bad ham sandwich or something. WTF ya gonna do?

What a world. Guess ya gotta have fun whichever which-way ya can...

[Curtis Loew]

Just bumped ya myself Mops.   Good story.   

[Mops]

I'm always bumpin ya Mops...I love your stories. Hillcrest too and to everyone who contributes in a good and positive way too in the spirit of the thread. Every two hours when I'm in and don't space out...

Too bad though about people misusing it when they've eaten a bad ham sandwich or something. WTF ya gonna do? What a world.

Your thankyou is in your checking account or points account.  As long as I don't wind up with negative points I'm okay.  Otherwise I'm not sure if I have enough BS left in me to keep my head above water.  My dog doesn't even believe me anymore.  He rolls his eyes when I try the hidden tennis ball trick.  I nearly retaliated by changing his name to George but that's not the obit I want to be remembered by. 

[Gumby, Dammit]

Your thankyou is in your checking account or points account.  As long as I don't wind up with negative points I'm okay.  Otherwise I'm not sure if I have enough BS left in me to keep my head above water.  My dog doesn't even believe me anymore.  He rolls his eyes when I try the hidden tennis ball trick.  I nearly retaliated by changing his name to George but that's not the obit I want to be remembered by.

I think you hit the wrong one Mops. Mine just went from 37 to 36. Unless our troll friends didn't like my ham sandwich comment. Nice place aint it?

[Mops]

Just bumped ya myself Mops.   Good story.   

And your  thank you is in the mail.  It should arrive in two hours or however long one has to wait between acts of bribery, I mean, appreciation.  Any friend of Archie Manning is a friend of mine.

[Mops]

I think you hit the wrong one Mops. Mine just went from 37 to 36. Unless our troll friends didn't like my ham sandwich comment. Nice place aint it?

Sorry about that.  My aim must be off.  I'll make up for it. 

[pogo]

Pogo:
The following is not meant to imply anything derogatory, nor pugnacious on my part, but simply an observation from my perspective.
By way of your verbage and sentence structure, you sound  young, and without much responsibility (witness your incessant need to research past posts as an attempt to use them argumentatively to make a point). Not meant to be a slam, as little responsibility comes with being young. So if you are indeed young, then your behavior comes with the territory.
On the other hand, I have a house payment and other bills to pay, clothes and dishes to wash, 2.25 acres of grass to cut at least weekly (3 hours per mow), and all the other things that is a part of being a mature grownup.
I am not an "old fogey" - I feel lucky enough to have grown up during a a time when personal morals where taken more seriously, when unmarried pregnancy was a stigma (I work in a profession where I work with neonates, and the overwhelming majority are unmarried women - race is not a factor where I live)... to remember and appreciate folk music/rock/classical/pop-rock/jazz - whatever.
Additionally, at a quite young age, I suffered my first heart attack (RCA blockage - 95% occluded). 1.5 years later, I had my second heart attack - 99% occlusion in my LDA - aka the "widow maker." If it closes off, you die. Simple as that. I drove myself to the hospital (clearly a stupid idea as I found myself stuck in traffic in the parking garage) Clearly in denial, (most medical professionals do this - that being, in denial) I was obviously saved, despite being within minutes of death. Just last week, I recognized similar previous symptoms, but treated myself by chewing uncoated aspirin, taking a Plavix, and hydrating (I had spent 5 hours working in 92 degree heat - not smart, as I learned). I recovered with rest, but was very near calling 911 had the symptoms persisted.
Now, why do I even bother telling anyone these things? It's because of an overall life-perspective. I live daily with the knowledge, that it's possible for my "ticker" to fuck-up. I have almost no control. But such experiences do put life into perspective.
So you wonder, why I don't correct misinformation propagated against me by others on another forum. The facts are, when you've experienced what I have, such meaningless "verbal combativeness" doesn't take as much importance in one's life as it might if one were younger, or other wise more inclined.
When I feel slighted, I can certainly respond vociferously, and have posted as such. But generally, I'm a very even-tempered, nonchalant kinda guy. However, attack my friends, or my family, or, under certain circumstances, myself, I can be very protective; sometimes especially of my reputation, which, in reality, is about all we have in a cyber-environment (not so dissimilar from old CB radio "hangouts of years gone by" (perhaps another post about that analogy).
Why do I bother mentioning these personal facts about my life? So as to present a personae (believe it or not) of not taking "internet/web" threats seriously, and all that goes on with that style of internet communication. I am by no means perfect, and have on occasion, had no hesitation in "dressing down" certain mods at GLP, and maybe others that I don't remember. I try not to let my emotions get in the way of reason - as through my life-experiences, and personal closeness with death, being only minutes away from the ultimate trip, that, in the grand scheme, what others say to or about you don't mean much, ESPECIALLY on the "anonymous" internet. I would take such talk much more seriously if it were coming from a friend or relative, but an anonymous posting on a forum? I try to put these things in perspective.
If attacked, I may or may not respond - subtly (my preference, as it often goes flying over their heads), or more directly, through coarse language (my least appealing attribute. I still don't swear in front of my parents). Or not respond at all, as it often becomes pointless.
So, hopefully, in conclusion, I don't often find it necessary to defend myself - it's often pointless and a waste of emotional energy. It comes with some modicum of maturity.
Likely, someday soon, I'll lexiconically (did I just make up a word?) illustrate a timeline, as to what happened at GLP. I'm certain it won't be satisfactory to the hardliners who remain at GLP (but come here as "guests"). Not my problem. The timeline and accompanying explanations with be both brief and unsatisfactory for some. Again, not my problem.
So while I personally view your response(s) as a rejection of my proposed "equation" (as so eloquently explained in Gumby's previous recent post to you or others), I would Like to think that the previous chapter of TOGNST and its progeny, are simple moot and dead. We have a new home, and what a home it is!!!
So, Pogo (or others), I think my equation as being a fair settlement of any animosity, or questions for that matter - if one can "leave well enough alone,"
we can all move forward to the ultimate goal of exposing the incredible suckage known as George Noory, and extend an invitation to a competent host. I'd suggest that conjecture cannot, and must not be, ever construed as fact, so, therefore, concentrate your efforts on enjoying this forum, and give up on what you think "might be." You'll be wasting your time.
For those of you who have read this and thinks it's a pile of shit, remember, I forearned you in the very first sentence! For those who suffered through my verbosity, I've hopefully espoused some semblance of reasonableness and logic.
Quite hopefully, I'll do my best to at least not attempt so lengthy a post of explanation, though I also don't apologize for it. I wouldn't have written it if I didn't think it necessary.
With that, I'll bid you all good morning, and wonderful upcoming day.

  Thank you for the response, it could simply be that I'm as brief as you are long-spun on occassion. 
There was no need for me to research past posts since I remembered yours here saying you would 'put the word out' there, made on the same weekend as the flareup there and the invitation for me to come here.  BTW you might not be the best one to put the word out there, an invitation seen as being from you might have the opposite effect with some.
Yes I agree that you would dress down mods in the past, I remember such posts, and as you say you may have done the same with others there.    Not all of the posts attributed to you were done by imposters then.
I also agree with you when you say that conjecture is not fact.  I gave my past impressions to illustrate how many viewed the situation and were left in the dark without a few words from you, and hoped you would clear the air after many months of silence on the subject.
I have simply been looking for that timeline you referred to, your own personal experience, whatever that might be.  Good or bad I didn't care, I just wanted to know, and didn't see why you couldn't provide it.  Reading your answer I understand if you can't do so, at least for now, no questions. 
Curiosity is what drives me at this point, the old thread is gone, I'm over that, just wondered what happened and hoped to hear your experience, perhaps that will happen someday then.
i'm certainly not Sir William Wadd, i didn't see my post as accusation or torture but perhaps it sounded that way, I just wanted to hear what you went through. 
Yes I understand about the inside job, some fake posts, ads showing up over there.  There were three or more upheavals over a very long period of time, and any one of a number of things could have happened along the way and I wanted to hear from you in your own words.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Sorry about that.  My aim must be off.  I'll make up for it.

It's OK Mops. Shit happens....but...don't make me send Mr. Noron over
with his ax, alright?

[Starbrite]

Has anyone seen Sybil tonite?  I was needing to PM her.

[pogo]

Ah well I'm labeled a troll here now, the love is gone, gotta find some chocolate! 

[Mops]

It's OK Mops. Shit happens....but...don't make me send Mr. Noron over
with his ax, alright?

I could fix George's eye brows with that thing.   

[Gumby, Dammit]

[Gumby, Dammit]

I could fix George's eye brows with that thing.

Haaaa! I'm sure you could Mops...

Lizzy Bordan took an ax,
Gave the Noron 40 whacks
Still his eyebrow grew some more
Then in walked Tommy
Through the door

He grabbed the Ax
And trimmed his boss,
Now full with glee said,
"Twarn't no loss"...
Then one last swing
He done himself
No more dorks
with doom to sing

[Mops]

Ah well I'm labeled a troll here now, the love is gone, gotta find some chocolate!

Troll?  Remember Luke?  Now that was a troll.  And I am ashamed to admit that I enjoyed jacking with him until he started talking to himself.  Well, not ashamed.  (See post regarding LeBron James and Larry Bird.)

[Gumby, Dammit]

Troll?  Remember Luke?  Now that was a troll.  And I am ashamed to admit that I enjoyed jacking with him until he started talking to himself.  Well, not ashamed.  (See post regarding LeBron James and Larry Bird.)

Yes TROLL.

They're here to stir up shit to take back to their masters at GLP.
Just got this email from a friend:

"I just peeked at the other thread...they are still condemning "that V guy"
and now talking about infighting on the refugee thread escalating...!"

So I asked who is over there posting this crap?

"...Spike & Nola...and pogo."

WTF...Must be pretty damn boring over there.

What a Dope Opera. And they want to poison this thread.

Please. Don't feed the TROLLS..

I do not think Starbrite is one of them. But she needs to get the hell outa there. NOW!

[Mops]

Haaaa! I'm sure you could Mops...

Lizzy Bordan took an ax,
Gave the Noron 40 whacks
Still his eyebrow grew some more
Then in walked Tommy
Through the door

He grabbed the Ax
And trimmed his boss,
Now full with glee said,
"Twarn't no loss"...
Then one last swing
He done himself
No more dorks
with doom to sing

Now there's an obit -- suicide by ax. 

"And now from your only 24 hour funeral muzak station, here's The Serendipity Singers with Lizzy Borden..... "

[Gumby, Dammit]

Now there's an obit -- suicide by ax. 

"And now from your only 24 hour funeral muzak station, here's The Serendipity Singers with Lizzy Borden..... "

Tommy had always been trying to get a handle on the situation...

[11angeleyes11]

Yes TROLL.

They're here to stir up shit to take back to their masters at GLP.
Just got this email from a friend:

"I just peeked at the other thread...they are still condemning "that V guy"
and now talking about infighting on the refugee thread escalating.....and
Gumby accusing angel of being Starbite....!"

So I asked who is over there posting this crap?

"Starbright, Spike & Nola...and pogo."



WTF...Must be pretty damn boring over there. What a Dope Opera. And they want to poison this thread.

Please. Don't feed the TROLLS..

Gumby, please, I am serious do not be mean to Starbrite.  I just got a PM from her and she is in bad shape due to personal reasons.  She may not make it.

[Itty Bit]

Your thankyou is in your checking account or points account.  As long as I don't wind up with negative points I'm okay.  Otherwise I'm not sure if I have enough BS left in me to keep my head above water.  My dog doesn't even believe me anymore.  He rolls his eyes when I try the hidden tennis ball trick.  I nearly retaliated by changing his name to George but that's not the obit I want to be remembered by.

The thing with your dog?  Whose balls ya trying to hide?  Oh.  Tennis balls.  Just what fun is that? 

[Mops]

Yes TROLL.

They're here to stir up shit to take back to their masters at GLP.
Just got this email from a friend:

"I just peeked at the other thread...they are still condemning "that V guy"
and now talking about infighting on the refugee thread escalating.....and
Gumby accusing angel of being Starbite....!"

So I asked who is over there posting this crap?

"Starbright, Spike & Nola...and pogo."



WTF...Must be pretty damn boring over there. What a Dope Opera. And they want to poison this thread.

Please. Don't feed the TROLLS..

Remember how Luke would wait to catch "The Trollette" alone and start trying to scare her?  The rest of us guys would sign in just to run him off.

It is satisfying to me knowing they are sending people over here to try and mess with us.  It's a barometer of GLP's frustration.  OGNST was their main attraction unless people like to see pranksters posting fake Polaroids of Planet X at Nancy's.  Or buy those Ambien-inspired paintings from the Light Workers.  (I think the crack about the art sales at the Light Workers was one of the things that finally got me banned.)  All in all I'd say GLP is kicking itself, and I enjoy watching them do it.  Hell, I'll loan 'em a pair of my cowboy boots that need breaking in. 

     

[Itty Bit]

Gumby, please, I am serious do not be mean to Starbrite.  I just got a PM from her and she is in bad shape due to personal reasons.  She may not make it.

What do you mean?  She's suicidal, or the cake fell?  She may not make it?  I'm sure no one means her harm.  But, she does kind of set herself up for comment, wouldn't you agree?

[Mops]

The thing with your dog?  Who's balls ya trying to hide?  Oh.  Tennis balls.  Just what fun is that?

It's not fun any more.  The dog figured out the tennis ball was in my other hand the first time I tried it.  Card tricks don't work either.  He knows which ones are marked.

Your question merits a point.  I still have to make up a mistake for Gumby but your name is on the list.  This is getting complicated, and the dog is asleep for the night.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Remember how Luke would wait to catch "The Trollette" alone and start trying to scare her?  The rest of us guys would sign in just to run him off.

It is satisfying to me knowing they are sending people over here to try and mess with us.  It's a barometer of GLP's frustration.  OGNST was their main attraction unless people like to see pranksters posting fake Polaroids of Planet X at Nancy's.  Or buy those Ambien-inspired paintings from the Light Workers.  (I think the crack about the art sales at the Light Workers was one of the things that finally got me banned.)  All in all I'd say GLP is kicking itself, and I enjoy watching them do it.  Hell, I'll loan 'em a pair of my cowboy boots that need breaking in. 

Nice post. I'm with ya 100%...cracks me up too. At least a little bit it does. That place damages people just like Noory does. I truly believe that some who we are seeing disrupt us over here have been brain-damaged by listening to too much Noory then sipping cups of Koolaid freshly brewed up just for them at the TAVISTOK INSTITUTE. Lovely thought, that.

Sad.