George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sybil]

When do I get past this #1 Fan thing.  Having his baby seemed to go away pretty quickly.

I hated that one! LOL! I'm glad I'm past all that!

[pogo]

I think my trouble posting is my slow connection, everytime  I choose "quote", type a reply, and hit 'post' it tells me
"while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. "

I think it's my slow connection, I'll just hit "reply" instead of "quote", that seems to work for me.  Hope folks can figure out who I'm talkin' to.

[Sophie]

I hated that one! LOL! I'm glad I'm past all that!

Oh Sybil, you're just my hero.

[EvB]

the other thing you can do it copy  the part of the message you replying to - then hit the "quote" button above (5th from the left) then paste it isnde the {quote} {/quote} brackets that appear. 

May be faster - not sure.

[Sophie]

I think my trouble posting is my slow connection, everytime  I choose "quote", type a reply, and hit 'post' it tells me
"while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. "

I think it's my slow connection, I'll just hit "reply" instead of "quote", that seems to work for me.  Hope folks can figure out who I'm talkin' to.

That happens to me too.  I think it's just a matter of getting used to being here.  I keep thinking it's gonna double post, and the'll get mad at me..and..and... then I'll get banned.   

[Sybil]

The Fall Of Saigon -  30 APR 1975
The Fall Of GLP - 2 JUN 2009

Trying to keep an accurate account of our GLP evacuees. 

Operation FREQUENT WIND is still in effect.
VOA and Radio Free GLP are still looping Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" signaling all remaining GLP OGNST members to move immediately to the designated evacuation points.

I'm concerned however, that we may need to call in Special Forces to extract some of our GLP comrades, who are presumably being held as political prisoners!

STATUS: Successfully Evacuated GLP Refugees
[X] Boss Hogg
[X] Curtis Loew
[X] Gumby Dammit
[X] Hillcrest
[X] Is It EEvil?
[X] Mabuse
[X] Paper*Boy
[X] Pogo
[X] The Professor
[X] Red Shirt Freshman (a.k.a. Itty Bit)
[X] Sophie
[X] Sybil
[X] V for Vendetta

STATUS: Assumed GLP POW
[  ] Baghdad Bob
[  ] Bluebird
[  ] Captain Francis
[  ] Centurion73
[  ] Crabby Appleton
[  ] Holy Cow!
[  ] John Titor's Clock
[  ] Mountain
[  ] NOLADOG
[  ] Roadster
[  ] Rufus
[  ] Spikegirl
[  ] Splain That Lucy
[  ] Starbrite
[  ] Supernormal
[  ] TexasSteel

Affirmative on that. If they don't surface soon in addition to sending out Special Services we'll have to activate the MOLE.

[Smoky]

This is BULLSHIT.

Outa here.

Gumby come back! You don't need to take shit from anyone.

[EvB]

Just as an FYI: Centurion73 is a member here and MIA for us too. 

Hope he's okay.

[Sybil]

I think my trouble posting is my slow connection, everytime  I choose "quote", type a reply, and hit 'post' it tells me
"while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. "

I think it's my slow connection, I'll just hit "reply" instead of "quote", that seems to work for me.  Hope folks can figure out who I'm talkin' to.

Just keep hitting "post". It does that to everyone. It's not your connection. Just hit post till it goes through.

[Sophie]

This is BULLSHIT.

Outa here.

Gumby, Dammit come back.

[Smoky]

No no no -- I'm a mod.  Once in a great while someone crosses the line.  When it could actually be a legal issue - we have to act.  But I read your posts becuase I'm interested. 

GEEZE!  Would someone who knows me please help me out of this hole I've dug for myself here!!!?  PLEASE!??

And just as an FYI - on the rare occation a post is edited - it WILL NOT look as if the edited part are your words.  It will usually look like this:

wow...this is a joke right?

[Sybil]

wow...this is a joke right?

No it's not unfortunately, but we're ok right now, ok. I'm looking for an offshore account maybe out of China so we can say anything we want. I'm not looking to make any money or have any advertisements. I just want us to have place where we can make fun of George without causing any problems for any one.

[Sybil]

Sybilicious

Hi There....did you bring me some candy?

[Smoky]

umm......so implying noory is a sociopath will get you banned? that is beyond gay, yes i said gay.

[HAL 9000]

Interesting choice of words.  Short of liable (one of the few things we do keep an eye out for and edit when necessary) can you tell me what makes you say that?

I'm really not the spellcheck police, as I have my own troubles typing with about 3 fingers... but it's libel. I did notice you italicized the word, so maybe it was on purpose - but if on purpose, it kinda fell flat.

Speaking of flat (or its opposite), I can't help but be somewhat distracted by the tenor of this thread. Medical issues aside, I find breast reduction surgery an abomination against God! And, err... well... men. Babies get 'em for like - maybe a year, but we men need 'em for a lifetime.

That having been said, let me also reiterate I am boob-neutral: you can be beautiful inside and out, with or without 'em. (Have I CMA completely yet?)

And just for the record, I vote 100% natural for all circumstances (except reconstruction)

[Itty Bit]

Dammit, Gumby. 

Come back.   

Please.

[Loui Zoot]

Shame it's Ian doing the interview tonight with the guy that thinks he's a horse. 

Seems the guest and George would have more to talk about - buying shoes in fours in order to have the back legs match up with the front, where to find the nail clippers with the extra reach, pants alterations, dealing with jealousy and strange looks from the other 4 legged critters, where the tail should go and other procedures when using the toilet....

The horse guy is back on? I think Ian interview him at least twice a couple years ago. Might have been coast to coast live.

[Itty Bit]

But V, when they are THAT large, they hurt.  YOU might like them, but the person having to haul them about is miserable.  In most cases. 

I'm just sayin'. . .

[Sybil]

Always.

What kind?

[Sophie]

What's this all about?

Gumby Dammit might be having a bad day.   He said He's outta here.  He might just be cranky and need a few moments.

[Frys Girl]

Ground control to producer tom
Commencing countdown, microphones on
Check transmission, and may gods love be with you...

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one, your on!

This is ground control to producer tom
The host has really failed the grade
And the callers are all starting to swear!
Now its time to enter the studio if you dare

This is producer tom to ground control
Im stepping through the door
And the host is talking in a most peculiar way
And the host looks very different today

For here
Am I sitting in the studio
Deep beneath the earth
The listeners are blue
And theres nothing I can do...

Though he's paid four hundred thousand bills
He's making people ill
And I think the host doesn't know how to do a show
Tell Tanya he loves her very much---she knows!

Ground control to producer tom
Your host's brain is dead, theres something wrong
Can you hear me, producer tom?
Can you hear me, producer tom?
Can you hear me, producer tom?
Can you....

Here am I sitting in my studio
Deep beneath the earth.
The listeners are blue
And there's nothing I can do....

[Smoky]

I'm really not the spellcheck police, as I have my own troubles typing with about 3 fingers... but it's libel. I did notice you italicized the word, so maybe it was on purpose - but if on purpose, it kinda fell flat.

Speaking of flat (or its opposite), I can't help but be somewhat distracted by the tenor of this thread. Medical issues aside, I find breast reduction surgery an abomination against God! And, err... well... men. Babies get 'em for like - maybe a year, but we men need 'em for a lifetime.

That having been said, let me also reiterate I am boob-neutral: you can be beautiful inside and out, with or without 'em. (Have I CMA completely yet?)

And just for the record, I vote 100% natural for all circumstances (except reconstruction)

I'm a natural boob man. In fact I prefer boobs on the small side, but I love them all. If it will help a women with her self esteem then I say go for it. I think many do because of crass commercialism and warped messages they get from our society about how they should look.

Oh...and I think how Gumby was treated was bullshit.

[EvB]

umm......so implying noory is a sociopath will get you banned? that is beyond gay, yes i said gay.

It would be - if that were the case.  It's not.  If it were - I would not have encouraged Gumby to go on.  I really wanted to know what he had to say.

[Itty Bit]

Gumby Dammit might be having a bad day.   He said He's outta here.  He might just be cranky and need a few moments.

Maybe he needs a hug.   

[Smoky]

It would be - if that were the case.  It's not.  If it were - I would not have encouraged Gumby to go on.  I really wanted to know what he had to say.

That is absurd.

[Sybil]

Maybe he needs a hug.   

Yeah, lets all give Gumby some lovin'!

[HAL 9000]

But V, when they are THAT large, they hurt.  YOU might like them, but the person having to haul them about is miserable.  In most cases. 

I'm just sayin'. . .

Yes, I know... when they're not yours, it's easy to be selfish... but I'm just sayin'... 

[Itty Bit]

That is absurd.

What's absurd?  This is getting confusing.

[EvB]

I'm really not the spellcheck police, as I have my own troubles typing with about 3 fingers... but it's libel. I did notice you italicized the word, so maybe it was on purpose - but if on purpose, it kinda fell flat.

Right you are V  -- I cut and pasted the word when I look looking up slander vs. libel - and for whatever reason the forum italicizes word when you cut and paste.   At least it does for me.  I should have fixed that - didn't' think to. 

[Itty Bit]

Yes, I know... when they're not yours, it's easy to be selfish... but I'm just sayin'... 

I know what you're saying about what I'm saying. 

It's nice to see you.