George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gumby, Dammit]

So now we'll have 2 goons squads monitoring us - Noory's and GLP's.

Oh, wait, I guess that's still the same...

I think Michael V. has become aware of the possibilities of this and has plans for the shadow creeps who will be lurking and possibly posting.



Not a problem!

[Smoky]

Is spock smoking a joint in your avatar?....and what is that shameless hussy uhura doing?

[MABUSE]

OK guys  I gotta get some sleep!
It was so cool seeing everyone again!  Glad we are still hanging together in spite of all the censoring and
stupidity!  I'll pop back in again soon, I promise! (I left the Balvenie for you a couple of pages back...)

**M**

[Gumby, Dammit]

Is spock smoking a joint in your avatar?....and what is that shameless hussy uhura doing?

Ha! You noticed! Yes, he's smoking some of that "Vulcan  Mind-Melt" which is the good shit, let's just say.

Urura and Nurse Chapel are back there giggling and reminiscing about how great the green-blooded Vulcan Gumby was just a few minutes before, when they experienced the first "three way" ever recorded on the bridge of the USS Enterprise...and Mr. Spock...yes...he's contemplating his first-ever wild trip after being sucked into a black hole, and how close he came to Chapel Perilous!
Oh man....

[Gumby, Dammit]

OK guys  I gotta get some sleep!
It was so cool seeing everyone again!  Glad we are still hanging together in spite of all the censoring and
stupidity!  I'll pop back in again soon, I promise! (I left the Balvenie for you a couple of pages back...)

**M**

MABUSE!!!

SO good to see you here!

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

***Climbing out of the coffin***

June 19, 2009 - Dr. Vacuumskull or: How I Learned to Tolerate Open-Lines and Hate the Numbers Lady, Again

     So after finishing LEGO Indiana Jones to 100% completion, I jump on late, about 50 minutes in, without checking what was going on.  Big mistake.  Thinking I would only have to deal with open lines and maybe a canned poetry reading later on, I figured "What the hell, I haven't listened for a while, let's see what's going on with Ole Georgie".

      Fuck.  Some crazed twat is railing, raving, and ranting about Iran.  Sounds like a coked out, sexually frustrated, post-op Jerome Corsi. Wait!  What's that? What did she say?  Something about this year being a number?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  It's the Numbers Douche, Glynis McCants.  Of all the late night radio shows in all the world, she had to show up tonight.  Shit.  Fighting back wave upon wave of gag reflex, I continue to soldier on.  "What could be scarier than an amputation?" McCants asks.  Getting anally brutalized for eternity by Nazi Zombies that have pineapples for penises?, and that's just off the top my head.  More wisdom ensues as McCants warns "If you read a contract this month and see something funny in it, question it!  Because this month is a 6!"  A request from George to lighten the conversation leads inevitably, only minutes later, to what else - The Air France disaster!.  Emoting Cronkite, George asks McCants "What do you think all these people on the Air France plane had in common?"  Now I'm no numerologist but, "all of them flew on an exploding plane" seems like the perfect number to answer this question.  Scheduled for only a half-hour, misery loves company, and lazy George keeps McCants around to keep the snooze fest rolling until the end of the second hour.   The second hour ends and McCants is gone.  Thank heavens.  I don't think I can even remember a time before this where I hoped to listen to George by himself.  Were Fridays always this bad?

     Open-lines begins in earnest in the third hour.  Low key love-fest type dealio.  Usual.  The subject of a Chicago radio station dropping half the show and ending @ 2 a.m. comes up multiple times and Noory gives the same stock answer, "We're working on that.", every time.  I'm pretty sure he had his bluff called at one point during a call about magicians and The Magic Castle.  More snooze.

     In the final hour, George pulls out the comedy hour/prank motif and request "The worst singers ever" to call in.  The segment had some potential, but the call-ins were too focused, boring, or dumb to make it work (for the most part).  Some Bilderberger and 911 talk.  The segment and show ended off with a little interesting update on near-future attempts at re-dating the Shroud of Turin, a smidgen of pyramid talk, a healthy dose of ambient marker scribbling sounds,  and with me asking myself "Why did I listen to the whole show?"

George's Gem of the Night - At the end of the segment, George scores a smile from me.  McCants tells him that she is gonna send Tommy D a song about the number 7 to play on the air for George.
George asks "Did you sing it?"
McCants answers "No."
George responds "Well now it's got a better chance of getting being aired."
Classic.  And you guys all thought he wanted to nail her. You know you did.

[Smoky]

Ha! You noticed! Yes, he's smoking some of that "Vulcan  Mind-Melt" which is the good shit, let's just say.

Urura and Nurse Chapel are back there giggling and reminiscing about how great the green-blooded Vulcan Gumby was just a few minutes before, when they experienced the first "three way" ever recorded on the bridge of the USS Enterprise...

..that lucky bastard

[HAL 9000]

Hey there, refuge camp got room for one more tent?

Thanks to a new Obama Administration Program - the Association for Shelter Sustenance Homes Or Living Environment Services (aka ASSHOLES), we now have plenty of tents to accomodate all who desire to come and live in our camp. Welcome, and God Bless America!

[EvB]

Classic, Phan!  Thanks 

[Gumby, Dammit]

hehe.....

kisses to all of you 

Welcome to you too Hillcrest!

[Gumby, Dammit]

OK kids, I gotta get to bed. Someone stay and greet people when they stop by, OK?

And I found this written by someone:

godlike is/was/has been bought and possibly passed on by a couple of computer spyware designers who were running a company called m2m who were selling systems to intelligence agencies and have since joint with a larger media company or just rebranded there logo. they are really very sinister little wankers and i reckon if youre an active user on godlike youre open to being hacked or watched by some real serious people. watch your backs people

Well Sybil...Gumby did a search on GLP concerning this sale (should have done this a looong time ago! YIKES!!!)  and check out the interesting stuff I found...this first link I haven't read all the way through yet but looks fairly revealing:

http://pimpinturtle.com/2008/09/23/godlikeproductionscom-tavistock--friend-of-dr-paul-or-foe-eerie-must-read.aspx

[Gumby, Dammit]

Yet even more interesting info about GLP.

It's all starting to make sense now.

http://100777.com/internet/glp

a quote from the link:


"Submitted by King of Sarcasm (not verified) on November 3, 2008 - 21:46.           GLP is complete military psy-op. Google "godlikeproductions tavistock jason" and you'll see there's more negative comments than positive comments. Just visit the website for a week. You'll find that most of the moderators are anti-conspiracy and even make fun of conspiracies, lots of government shills (PACNW) get free speech while others seeking facts and spreading censored facts get banned, and auto-ban for certain words, such as "tavistock" which a member of the committee of 300, and lots of others have dug deep into how glp is run, such as what servers and where the domains are registered and ip numbers, etc, and as soon as they publish that they're related to military, the threads are erased within a few minutes.
BEWARE: Avoid GLD like the plague."   

[Loui Zoot]

http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/godlikeproductions.com/summary/

Interesting user reviews on that page.

Here's one:

Rating: Adware, spyware, or viruses

Godlike productions is a forum which seems to belong to a group of EXTREME rightwing Americal white supremasists. They foist extreme christian viewpoints and will ban anyone that makes a laughingstock of the core members views, or anyone that shows too much willingness to take an oppositional stance to the extreme viewpoints they offer.
Anyone that goes to this site must be aware that the posts may contain links to images, videos, and other sites that are laden with viral code, and other malware - there are several competent malicious computer hackers associated with the site and sometimes posts are made that boast of their exploits but the posts are tempered with questions about the hacks to boost the prestige of the hackers
THIS IS A SITE TO STAY AWAY FROM - THEY WILL HACK VULNERABLE COMPUTERS - TO VISIT THIS SITE YOU NEED MORE THAN THE SECURITY THAT ZONEALARM OR OTHER SOFTWARE OFFERS
You will need at least a hardware firewall and very good antimalware programs else you will be hacked

Posted at 11/03/2006-09:02:56 AM by specialiser, Reviewer

[Gumby, Dammit]

http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/godlikeproductions.com/summary/

Interesting user reviews on that page.

Here's one:

Rating: Adware, spyware, or viruses

Godlike productions is a forum which seems to belong to a group of EXTREME rightwing Americal white supremasists. They foist extreme christian viewpoints and will ban anyone that makes a laughingstock of the core members views, or anyone that shows too much willingness to take an oppositional stance to the extreme viewpoints they offer.
Anyone that goes to this site must be aware that the posts may contain links to images, videos, and other sites that are laden with viral code, and other malware - there are several competent malicious computer hackers associated with the site and sometimes posts are made that boast of their exploits but the posts are tempered with questions about the hacks to boost the prestige of the hackers
THIS IS A SITE TO STAY AWAY FROM - THEY WILL HACK VULNERABLE COMPUTERS - TO VISIT THIS SITE YOU NEED MORE THAN THE SECURITY THAT ZONEALARM OR OTHER SOFTWARE OFFERS
You will need at least a hardware firewall and very good antimalware programs else you will be hacked

Posted at 11/03/2006-09:02:56 AM by specialiser, Reviewer

Wow. Intersting. Thanks...

[The Professor]

Buddy, can you spare an avatar?...

[Curtis Loew]

Buddy, can you spare an avatar?...

[The Professor]

Curtis! Oh, so close, but how do I possess it?

[Curtis Loew]

Curtis! Oh, so close, but how do I possess it?

Sir,  you right click the image and save it to your hard drive to a folder of your choosing.  Welcome!

[The Professor]

<to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett", otherwsie known as
"The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song>

The Ballad of The "OFFICIAL" Noory Sucks Thread


Come and listen to a story about an internet  thread
Biggest one ever, about a host who was braindead
And then one day the Mods were in a bad mood
And it all disappeared even though it was really good...

Funny that is, comedy gold, Noory sucks.

Well the first thing you know, posters weren't treated fair
Sybil said "Hey, move away from there!"
She Said "coastgab.com is the place you ought to be",
So they all went over there to make fun of Noory...

George that is. Suckin' fool, F-List star.

Well now its time to say goodbye to GLP
It was fun while it lasted, but now its not to be.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of Suck from Noory.

George and Tommy style. Turn your radio on. Laugh a while.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

[EvB]

Welcome Professor!

Love the "ditty"

[The Professor]

Welcome Professor!

Hi EvB, I'm not sure we've met, unless it was a previous life on another thread, but any enemy of Noory is a friend of mine! Greetings, and Noory sucks!

[valdez]

     The numbers lady  is OK.  She has her own energy that even GN can't screw up, but I can't seem to follow along with her math.  Add the seven, subtract the nine, yeah, OK, what? 
     George agreed with everything the 911 conspiracy  caller said, and when somebody else called in to trash the whole idiotic concept of a 911 conspiracy, GN agreed with him too.  Huh?  What?
     All in all, another stunning week in the annals of Noorology, where the mind turns to mush, and the mush finds its way on to Hoagland's website and paraded as alien toaster ovens.
     Come on Ian, give us a show...

[SnoorysStache]

Yay! Welcome Professor! 
Love the tune!

[EvB]

Hi EvB, I'm not sure we've met, unless it was a previous life on another thread, but any enemy of Noory is a friend of mine! Greetings, and Noory sucks!

No - I don't think we've met -- but I've been with GNS since the start and am enjoying the "new blood."

[Frys Girl]

Ahhhh HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I was having this reaction inside, but more shocked on the outside. George Noory does that lip sucking motion too well Hope he's not letting that talent go to waste.

[Sophie]

<to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett", otherwsie known as
"The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song>

The Ballad of The "OFFICIAL" Noory Sucks Thread


Come and listen to a story about an internet  thread
Biggest one ever, about a host who was braindead
And then one day the Mods were in a bad mood
And it all disappeared even though it was really good...

Funny that is, comedy gold, Noory sucks.

Well the first thing you know, posters weren't treated fair
Sybil said "Hey, move away from there!"
She Said "coastgab.com is the place you ought to be",
So they all went over there to make fun of Noory...

George that is. Suckin' fool, F-List star.

Well now its time to say goodbye to GLP
It was fun while it lasted, but now its not to be.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of Suck from Noory.

George and Tommy style. Turn your radio on. Laugh a while.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

It's the Professor, it must be Omphen lines!

[Sophie]

Thank God I'm no longer having Noory's baby.  Have to get past this #1 fan thing.

[Frys Girl]

Please tell me you heard the interview with Sir Chalres Shuster. I wonder if that guy went on the show intentionally (not about stem cells) just to he could laugh at George trying to say his name "she sells sea shellzzzzz"..... LOL. Guests need cough/laugh buttons too when they talk to Snoory.

[Sophie]

George really has trouble with his s's's', what with his tongue being forked and all.

[Frys Girl]

By the by, if you are interested in some "Worker in the Light" quotes, I have been compiling an anthology of stupid passages in the George Noory quotes folder. Enjoy!