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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: pate on January 07, 2021, 04:45:34 AM

You should ask him exactly where he was at 4ish AM when about twelve hours later some random Latina (non-cis)))) got shot in the face and died.

Yeah...


Nau,..

Well, we all know you are a piece of shit for making fun of this poor woman’s murder by the police twice now. DIAF!

pate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2021, 05:14:49 AM
Well, we all know you are a piece of shit for making fun of this poor woman’s murder by the police twice now. DIAF!

What would old Smokey say about that:

https://youtu.be/jqGPOq09oP0

DIAF{?!?!) eye thank knot...

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: pate on January 07, 2021, 05:48:50 AM
What would old Smokey say about that:

https://youtu.be/jqGPOq09oP0

DIAF{?!?!) eye thank knot...

OK then choke on your own vomit. That’s something that drunks are good at, right?

pate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2021, 05:56:25 AM
OK then choke on your own vomit. That’s something that drunks are good at, right?

I wood knot canoe 'bout hat...

Wodka fur bul-pull? 

https://youtu.be/oh2-WFLSR24
Quote from: Innerreach on January 07, 2021, 04:19:49 AM..!
Oughta-hear, yew!

https://youtu.be/kLUktJbp2Ug

Apogees Norway...


albrecht

Quote from: AvDaBr on January 07, 2021, 12:37:15 AM
That was borderline surreal.  Corsi has always been fairly transparent regarding his ideological allegiances, but he normally comes across in a rational fashion- even if he was overly optimistic about the election results being nullified.  But he was off his rocker tonight.

That was followed by Howard Bloom's latest doomsday report on Covid-19.  I nominate him as the new Doctor Doom.
1) Mr.Norway was almost acting like he was operating a Samartaran Hotline the way Corsi was talking! Trying to talk him off the ledge.

2) I Second this motion and, seeing no objections, Howard Bloom is officially the new Dr. Doom.


Jojo

Quote from: pate on January 07, 2021, 06:27:21 AM
Sometimes a mousestache is just
a mousestache
I'll take the Telltale Heart after all.  Never saw the Muppets in this awful light before.  Used to play their theme music on piano.

You know, the Telltale Heart actually does have one redeeming thing:  Karma.  But it goes into way too much senseless trauma to get there.  Maybe Norway should just leave out of the trauma and get to the moral of the story.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on January 07, 2021, 02:58:46 PM
I'll take the Telltale Heart after all.  Never saw the Muppets in this awful light before.  Used to play their theme music on piano.

You know, the Telltale Heart actually does have one redeeming thing:  Karma.  But it goes into way too much senseless trauma to get there.  Maybe Norway should just leave out of the trauma and get to the moral of the story.

He’s a drunk, JoJo.  ::)

Jojo

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 29, 2020, 11:57:31 AM
It was definitely longer than a year ago - the announcer guy for the show has been dead for two years now. It is a shame that it never took off. It was Senda's big chance at fame but that pilot is just so, well...horrid.
You mean the announcer guy for the Amazon show directed by some guy named Rob?  Or do you mean Coast?




Dateline

Even in this time of turmoil and pandemic royalty has taken heed, I understand due to Norry's long standing tenure, come some fortnite, he shall be royally knighted. 

You must show him royal respect, and not refer to him as Norry or Norway.

He shall be knighted as Sir.  Call him Sir, not Sir Norry or Norway, but Sir Sucks-A-Lot. 


Gyoza Girl

Quote from: albrecht on January 06, 2021, 01:32:43 PM
I'm sure there is a version out there if people really wanted to hear Dave's awful version of Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart." I wonder why he cut out early last night? The guest was good and some callers were good. Guest wasn't even phased by the strange dream from Mary or Angie (?) from NY and said it was very interesting at related it to some story by Goethe (I think,) which Mr.Norway pretend to know about. And we had this amazing question from Mr.Norry to guest: "If the pillars were still visible would we still be able to see them?"

The worst is when George ends Open Lines early and plays some old recording. That's inconsiderate to the listeners who have been waiting patiently to get on the air.

When George is in St. Louis, I thought he does the show from his home. Why would he need to cut out early to go home if he's already there?

I thought the Pillars of Enoch guest was good, too. He was even able to give a meaningful comment to the woman who talked about Mars.

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: Jojo on January 07, 2021, 04:55:51 AM
Anyhow, I'm up to "here" with Norway's gruesomeness.  It's frustrating.  It's also weird because he seems like a positive kind of person, but not with those stories.  But I still like him.  I just send critical e-mails through Insiders and then I feel better.

One of George's recent guests is a neuroscientist, and he kept asking her about the brains of serial killers. Her new book is called "Biohack Your Brain," so maybe he thought she was an expert on serial killers because they do a lot of hacking.

God bless this idiot, I can't get bigger laughs anywhere else than from his silly stupid antics. I still don't know if he's serious or putting on an act as the host of a paranormal radio show. I think he really might be as big an idiot as we think he is.

So his guest is some wackadoodle who believes there are reptilians from outer space among us above and below ground. Noory as always treats the nutbag like he's a legitimate researcher and not somebody who should be locked up in an institution.

So ........ after the guest gives some ridiculous unfalsifiable answer about ET's Noory quite seriously says and I imagine he was stroking his chin as he said it

"I've often wondered if the different races and ethnic people we have are descendants of different extra-terrestrial species.'

How often you imbecile? Daily? Every once in a while?

He's a fraud, when he has a guest who's a straight edge scientist like De Grasse Tyson who puts down this type of nonsense Noory would of course say 'I agree with you I think you're right.'  I'd love to see a guest who actually listens to the show call him on his bullshit 'George I heard a recent show and you seemed quite in agreement with your guest that reptilians are among us, so which is it?'  'I don't take sides, I believe everybody has a right to their opinion.'



ItsOver

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 08, 2021, 03:17:45 AM
God bless this idiot,

So ........ after the guest gives some ridiculous unfalsifiable answer about ET's Noory quite seriously says and I imagine he was stroking his chin as he said it.

"I've often wondered if the different races and ethnic people we have are descendants of different extra-terrestrial species.' ...

Ha!


albrecht

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on January 07, 2021, 11:53:37 PM
One of George's recent guests is a neuroscientist, and he kept asking her about the brains of serial killers. Her new book is called "Biohack Your Brain," so maybe he thought she was an expert on serial killers because they do a lot of hacking.


Dateline

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 08, 2021, 03:17:45 AM
God bless this idiot, I can't get bigger laughs anywhere else than from his silly stupid antics. I still don't know if he's serious or putting on an act as the host of a paranormal radio show. I think he really might be as big an idiot as we think he is.

So his guest is some wackadoodle who believes there are reptilians from outer space among us above and below ground. Noory as always treats the nutbag like he's a legitimate researcher and not somebody who should be locked up in an institution.

So ........ after the guest gives some ridiculous unfalsifiable answer about ET's Noory quite seriously says and I imagine he was stroking his chin as he said it

"I've often wondered if the different races and ethnic people we have are descendants of different extra-terrestrial species.'

How often you imbecile? Daily? Every once in a while?

He's a fraud, when he has a guest who's a straight edge scientist like De Grasse Tyson who puts down this type of nonsense Noory would of course say 'I agree with you I think you're right.'  I'd love to see a guest who actually listens to the show call him on his bullshit 'George I heard a recent show and you seemed quite in agreement with your guest that reptilians are among us, so which is it?'  'I don't take sides, I believe everybody has a right to their opinion.'
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That quote from Norry just support all of the different theories expressed on this forum.

ItsOver

Quote from: Liberace! on April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM
The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.


"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How 'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I've got to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"
Another addition to the Dave Norway Hall of WTF.

"I've often wondered if the different races and ethnic people we have are descendants of different extra-terrestrial species.'


what cracked me up most was the word 'often'

I really would encourage him to work out his theory of races/ethnic groups originating from different extra-terrestrial species. Remember that as a boy George had a telescope and would show Mother all the constellations and planets he had memorized by heart.


ItsOver

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 08, 2021, 12:41:38 PM
what cracked me up most was the word 'often'

I really would encourage him to work out his theory of races/ethnic groups originating from different extra-terrestrial species. Remember that as a boy George had a telescope and would show Mother all the constellations and planets he had memorized by heart.
It’s so typical Dave Norway.  Hilarious.  ;D

A local station just canned their 9-midnight Ground Zero broadcast, probably because of his recent syndication/ broadcasting changes, and started playing the previous night’s C2C show.  I’ll have to tune into tonight to hear Dave’s most recent “Nooryism.”

Any idea roughly when Dave makes his “often” observation? 

aldousburbank

Quote from: ItsOver on January 08, 2021, 10:54:05 AM
Another addition to the Dave Norway Hall of WTF.

"I've often wondered if the different races and ethnic people we have are descendants of different extra-terrestrial species.'

Noory comes from youranus.


Morgus

Quote from: ItsOver on January 08, 2021, 12:59:28 PM
Any idea roughly when Dave makes his “often” observation?
I think it was fairly early on with the second guest, so the third hour of the show last night.

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on January 08, 2021, 03:32:43 PM
I think it was fairly early on with the second guest, so the third hour of the show last night.
Thanks, Morgus!  I’ll check it out tonight, for some cheap laughs.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on January 08, 2021, 01:37:14 PM
I need to start eating more fiber.   :D
You need to "Get The Tea!" so says many a radio host, at least.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on January 08, 2021, 03:46:01 PM
You need to "Get The Tea!" so says many a radio host, at least.
I understand “it’s the tea that makes you go!”  That must be a delightful drink for road trips.

Uncle Duke

Quote from: ItsOver on January 08, 2021, 12:59:28 PM
It’s so typical Dave Norway.  Hilarious.  ;D

A local station just canned their 9-midnight Ground Zero broadcast, probably because of his recent syndication/ broadcasting changes, and started playing the previous night’s C2C show.  I’ll have to tune into tonight to hear Dave’s most recent “Nooryism.”

Any idea roughly when Dave makes his “often” observation?

Curious, what station are you talking about?

ItsOver

Quote from: Uncle Duke on January 08, 2021, 04:44:31 PM
Curious, what station are you talking about?
KLVI in Beaumont.  They had been carrying Clyde from 9-midnight and then he mysteriously disappeared around Christmas, replaced with Dave Ramsey :P for awhile.   Then C2C replays popped up in its place this week. 

I noticed it wasn’t the only station that suddenly dropped Clyde.  I remember seeing a post on Clyde’s FB with someone complaining about a Cleveland station dropping him and the list of stations carrying Ground Zero on the GZ site appears to have shrunk.

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