George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

They weren't the only ones. I'm starting to hear music from "Old Yeller".

Wasn't that "Old Yellow" according to Dave?

[starrmtn001]

They weren't the only ones. I'm starting to hear music from "Old Yeller".

[Nucky Nolan]

Reminds me of the Alferd Packer Grill.  He was a prospector in the late 1800's and was accused of cannibalism.  The students at the University of Colorado at Boulder named their new cafeteria grill the "Alferd G. Packer Memorial Grill" with the slogan "Have a friend for lunch!" and it involved a whole lot of politics that I don't remember.  But what a great shtory of naming a restaurant after a cannibal.

(Not) George Noory: "To serve man! It was a cookbook!"

[CampsieNP]

Q: "Why did Dave Noorie cross the road?"

A: He had to. There was no valet parking at the Marakesh Oasis.

[Roy Hinkley]

(Not) George Noory: "To serve man! It was a cookbook!"

That's another one of those topics that seems to make Dave all giddy.

[Nucky Nolan]

Wasn't that "Old Yellow" according to Dave?

It was. Starr posted the movie poster.

(Not) George Noory: "Tommy and I watched a great movie about a horse last night. It was called "My Friend Flicko".

[ItsOver]

Wasn't that "Old Yellow" according to Dave?

A movie about a moron and his turmeric stricken dog.

[ZombiePoppa]

Just checking in to make sure Noory still sucks balls and you guys are all pathetic. Check and check.

[Nucky Nolan]

Just checking in to make sure Noory still sucks balls and you guys are all pathetic. Check and check.

Drag. We were all so fond of *you*.

[CampsieNP]

That's another one of those topics that seems to make Dave all giddy.

Yes Roy! I think Dave kept watching Twilight Zone hoping for: To Serve Man-The Sequale. Yah know, the one where they actually show the aliens eating the passengers.

[ItsOver]

Just checking in to make sure Noory still sucks balls and you guys are all pathetic. Check and check.

Well Tommy, you'd know about the first remark.  Now go back to your Twinkies.

[Nucky Nolan]

Yes Roy! I think Dave kept watching Twilight Zone hoping for: To Serve Man-The Sequale. Yah know, the one where they actually show the aliens eating the passengers.

He always references old TV shows. It reminds one of "Being There".

[sleeplessinca]

I just flew in from St. Louis and boy does George Noorey suck!

[Roy Hinkley]

He always references old TV shows. It reminds one of "Being There".

Yeah, we need a Davey the Gardener Eye Pad.  He's like a re-run savant.

[Nucky Nolan]

Yeah, we need a Davey the Gardener Eye Pad.  He's like a re-run savant.

It's a shame that his knowledge of the paranormal doesn't match his knowledge of older pop culture. You can say the same thing for his interest.

[Roy Hinkley]

Yes Roy! I think Dave kept watching Twilight Zone hoping for: To Serve Man-The Sequale. Yah know, the one where they actually show the aliens eating the passengers.

Maybe that will be the secret surprise with Dave's new cookbook - all the recipes begin with:

"1 (one) tender, succulent human bean - fresh, not frozen"

[Roy Hinkley]

It's a shame that his knowledge of the paranormal doesn't match his knowledge of older pop culture. You can say the same thing for his interest.

You got that right.

[aldousburbank]

Just checking in to make sure Noory still sucks balls and you guys are all pathetic. Check and check.

Hey what did he say?   

[Roy Hinkley]

I just flew in from St. Louis and boy does George Noorey suck!

Then Dave saddles up to the bar and says, "Hey, what's a nice foot like you doin' in a place like this?"

[Nucky Nolan]

Hey what did he say?   

He said that he's not a fan of Dale Carnegie. Eh, our house was full of classic self-help books.

[aldousburbank]

I just flew in from St. Louis and boy does George Noorey suck!

Did you have an appointment with him or what?

[Titanic]

It's a shame that his knowledge of the paranormal doesn't match his knowledge of older pop culture. You can say the same thing for his interest.
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Noory'z "knowledge" of older pop culture is a mile wide and an inch deep.  I am praying for lost time between now and mid Sept.

[CampsieNP]

Interesting. He is kind of like that character Chance Gardener (Peter Sellers) in the 1979 movie Being There.
Having lived his life as the gardener on a millionaire's estate, Chance (Peter Sellers) knows of the real world only what he has seen on TV. When his benefactor dies, Chance walks aimlessly into the streets of Washington D.C Los Angeles.

This was my post and the reply from over 2 weeks ago. I think the 'Dave the Gardner' concept is the real deal.

[jinwicked]

Man... it sure has got weird up in this shit lately. I guess everyone's going bugnuts waiting for Art to come back.

Whoever made those YouTube videos of Norry rambling, I love you. Wereworfs. Heh.

[aldousburbank]

Just checking in to make sure Noory still sucks balls and you guys are all pathetic. Check and check.

In all seriousness, I rank it as one of the best posts in eleven hundred and stupid pages of thread.

[Nucky Nolan]

You're right, Titanic. That's why those theme song selections were so obvious. It's a safe bet that Art won't play movie and TV music as a part of his program. Noory might play cartoons next Friday.

[Titanic]

In all seriousness, I rank it as one of the best posts in eleven hundred and stupid pages of thread.
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And  I am so grateful for your impeccable seriousness.  Just teeing you up, Aldous.


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[Titanic]

Oh, the blue box prison again.

[Nucky Nolan]

In all seriousness, I rank it as one of the best posts in eleven hundred and stupid pages of thread.
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And  I am so grateful for your impeccable seriousness.  Just teeing you up, Aldous.


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Your quote feature has it in for you. It's not functioning correctly (as far as I know).

[Titanic]

My wife has said much the same thing!