George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ciardelo]

Is this you after attempting to look as stupid as possible? Or is it just working out this way? Asking for a friend friend.

Is this you just shitting all over BellGab? I don't need to ask, I'm just being rhetorical.

BellGab Shitter

[Jackstar]

Is this you just shitting

I run a little water through the Emergency Command Hologram too.

[Jackstar]

you sure seem to know what is going on while we creep blindly in the dark.

It's elementary, my dear Watson. Cheer up! It's dangerous to go alone--here, take this Torch of Eternal Discipline. It's not a lot of fun at parties, but on the bright side--it'll never burn one down.

[Gyoza Girl]

Indeed. At first the gimmick was entertaining. But now it is just an ever-expanding franchise, often with retelling of the same old stories. And certainly there are strange disappearances but it is getting ridiculous.

David Paulides claims the National Park Service isn't cooperative because they have something to hide. Maybe they're just fed up with him making the parks seem scary and dangerous due to an infinitesimally small number of missing people, compared to the millions of people who visit the parks every year and get out alive.

[Dr. MD MD]

Yeah, fuck that guy!

Won’t you too join the Paulides Pile On?

[albrecht]

If November 14th, 1997 isn't available--at all--then none of them are worth paying for. That's just settled science.

Is that the UFOs over -and/or crash in- Washington, especially Seattle? Oddly only a "partial" show seems to be easily found.  His old brochure says the full 5 hour tape available for $33.50.  Whitley was guest but then Davenport broke in with the breaking news. Guests are listened Davenport/VanCise/Streiber.
http://www.nuforc.org/CB971114.html

[Gyoza Girl]

Won’t you too join the Paulides Pile On?

I like David Paulides. I always try to tune in when he's on the show, but I think he's unfairly bashing the National Park Service. I'm sure all the employees know about his Missing 411 stuff. That's probably why "Barry in Rock Hill, South Carolina," got the cold shoulder from that park ranger when he asked about people disappearing from the Appalachian Trail.

Some of his cases seem truly unexplainable, like the toddlers who are found several mountain ranges away from where they were last seen. Others probably have a natural cause.

He kept stressing that people have disappeared from Yosemite's valley floor, but the valley floor can be rugged if you go off the roads and trails. It's not like these people disappeared from the patio of the Ahwahnee Hotel.

People get killed doing stupid things all the time. I once walked to Mirror Lake in Yosemite with half of a sandwich in my pocket, because I didn't know that bears have such a good sense of smell.

[Gyoza Girl]

Wow, there's no fact about the Beatles that's too obscure for Jude Southerland Kessler to be able to discuss knowledgeably!

[Dr. MD MD]

I like David Paulides. I always try to tune in when he's on the show, but I think he's unfairly bashing the National Park Service. I'm sure all the employees know about his Missing 411 stuff. That's probably why "Barry in Rock Hill, South Carolina," got the cold shoulder from that park ranger when he asked about people disappearing from the Appalachian Trail.

Some of his cases seem truly unexplainable, like the toddlers who are found several mountain ranges away from where they were last seen. Others probably have a natural cause.

He kept stressing that people have disappeared from Yosemite's valley floor, but the valley floor can be rugged if you go off the roads and trails. It's not like these people disappeared from the patio of the Ahwahnee Hotel.

People get killed doing stupid things all the time. I once walked to Mirror Lake in Yosemite with half of a sandwich in my pocket, because I didn't know that bears have such a good sense of smell.

I always found his interviews kind of boring. I was just goofin around and liked the way Paulides Pile-on sounded.

[Ciardelo]

Paulides Pile-on

"There was this one time at band camp..."

[albrecht]

Psychic Bob was interesting. Jorch Norway actually contradicted him on Sylvia Browne and mentioned her failures and C2C ban. But the callers to Psychic Bob were real downers. I actually felt pretty bad for them. Depressing stuff. "Of course" Jorch Norway always tried to get gory details from them when they spoke about things like their dead sister or happening upon a fatal accident and such.

[Juan]

It will be worth staying up to hear what George has to say about RBG.  I predict a straight read of an AP story.

[Morgus]

It will be worth staying up to hear what George has to say about RBG.  I predict a straight read of an AP story.

You will have to wait for Monday to hear Norway's reaction, he isn't hosting tonight or over the weekend...

[Camazotz Automat]

You will have to wait for Monday to hear Norway's reaction, he isn't hosting tonight or over the weekend...

In a way, George Noory is never truly hosting. He's just there.

George Noory is a giant PEZ head dispenser - ejecting the same twelve apple-green bricks of saccharine suckiness night after night after goddamn night.

Thank goodness he disappears now and then.

But never for long enough. 

[Jojo]

Arguable.

Now--and I've been waiting for this moment--it is time for your baptism:



TITS OR GTFO.

Well to your credit, you have been the first to say it.  (That was the only positive thing I could think of to say).

[Jojo]

Snorge wonders why he wasn’t into Queen.  He was into Paul Anka.   
Then he wonders if he was a nerd.  No, Jorch.  You we’re a momma’s boy dork.

A Freudian apostrophe!  The truth comes out.

[Jojo]

Cornelius called in and wanted Noory to do a "tribute" onair for Dr. Morgus
Noory told him he already did one a couple weeks ago, when he replayed that old bit where he punched him, for the umpteenth time - thats his idea of a "tribute"

I thought so too, until I remembered the care and length of compassion in his first announcement.  I recall thinking the announcement was moew of a tribute than the so-called tribute.

[Jojo]

Why is everything that comes out of this man's mouth so odd? I don't believe in almost any of the paranormal stuff on Coast but I am suspicious that Noory may not be fully human and some kind of hybrid.

I just joined tonight's show hoping it was Knapp or Syrett or Punnett but alas, it was Noory - and it was open phones. So Jorch is talking about his earliest memories and regales us with his memory of his dad taking his mom to the hospital to give birth to his younger sister. nothing odd about that but he continued on,  'I told my mom this and she didn't believe me but then I described to her the color of the coat and dress she was wearing and she was shocked. I told her this when I was 15 OR 20.'  WTF - 15 ... or ...... 20. Who says shit like that?  A normal human being says 'I was 13 or 14' 'I was 18 or 19'  but this guy it's 15 or 20 -  those ages aren't even close. It's like being asked 'when did you lose your virginity?' and answering 'I was 17 or 29'

Time moves differently for mamma's boys.  He may have still been living at home and in those days could have been very innocent until mid-20s, like my parents.

[Jojo]

I'm afraid the only way Noory will be leaving that job is by pine box express.

I don't have a good explanation for it, other than that his well thumbed copy of THE MAGIC OF BELIEVING actually worked and continues working for him.

Like gravity that permeates through all theoretical dimensions, I've noticed in EVERY side universe I've hopped to (like a toad leaping from Qliphoth to Qliphoth Outside the Circles of Time, per K. Grant. No need for any of that climbing serpent or descending sword business. ), George Noory is a constant.

Sometimes Tommy dies. Plane crash.

Sometimes Ian is fired. For getting into an actual shouting match with Steve Quayle because Quayle mentions that "giants had absolutely huge testicles, Ian."

All kinds of things go crazy after I hop.

But as Jimmy Page observed, "the George remains the same."

I don't know what shocks me most: All the different little things changed/missing OR the fact that Noory is always there.

When I hopped over this time, I soon learned that the vocalist for Boston had killed himself quite a while back! WTF?

I soon learned (and pate will appreciate this)  that the Kit-Kat candy bar logo no longer contains a hyphen! Never did! Not "here."

But I guess the biggest mind melt is the altering of our DNA to change the placement of our kidneys!

In every other side universe, a rabbit punch to the kidneys is still a thing - because they are LOWER. It fucking HURTS.

But here, the kidneys are protected by the ribcage!  I suppose boxers now wonder what all the fuss is about, but you could use to go to town on a man's kidneys and have him pissing blood by the third round. It is much different now that they are placed higher. Sorry, ROCKYs one thru six.

I could go on and on with these "Madela effects" but the fact is, I am the MOST shocked that Noory, never, ever gets fired.

Time for a Kit Kat bar break.

Looks fucked up without the hyphen, doesn't it?

But not NEARLY as screwy as hearing George phone it in and not be held accountable.

Some of you will be creeped out by what I've said. Hell, "I'm" creeped out by the difference in kidney evolution.

Back in my original string, they would have those heavy plaster Joe mannequins in health class where you could pass around Joe's pancrease or make jokes about instantly turning Joe into an attorney by removing his heart.

Someone here might recall how low and vulnerable Joe's kidneys were. Sure would have made more since if they were placed within the goddamn ribcage, right? Now they are.

I have to jump again. Soon. (I'm looking for someone.)

I gotta tell ya, I'm fucking terrified.

Do you think this 1920 depiction is accurate?  https://www.etsy.com/listing/223739933/antique-anatomy-bookplate-print-1920s

[Jojo]

I take him at his word he was listening to Paul Anka. He has to be the squarest man alive. He was 20 years old in 1970, the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd etc and softer rock like Carole King, Neil Diamond, Elton John etc and this man knows none of it - he's fucking listening to Andy Williams, Pat Boone, Perry Como and Paul Anka.

I was 5 years old for fucks sake and I knew all those, from my sisters and older kids on in the neighborhood.

It's the Catholic thing.

[Jojo]

I view alcoholism similarly only a slower, more lingering death well suited to the type of assholes that tend to gravitate toward it. 

Alcohol poisoning can be sudden.  That's what happened to me the night before I quit.

[Jojo]

If we are going to defund the police, I think their Narcan budget should be the first cut.

Absolutely.  And safe injection sites.

[Jojo]

On the Lawrence Welk show. Awesome.

On the Lawrence Welk show. Awesome.

Mr. and Mrs. Welk's anniversary is my birthday!!  Depending on your source, some say the next day, too.  They married around 5AM because the show had to get on the road. 

Mrs. Welk only came out to the show on Thanksgiving and Christmas.

She studied medicine.  Not sure if she ever became the doctor she dreamed of being.  Lawrence wanted to meet her so he actually arranged and completed an unnecessary tonsilectomy at her clinic, hoping she would be his nurse.  She wasn't, but they did meet there.

On my birthday, Mrs. Welk married a roadie who held many other trussed-up women in his arms.  And probably gave up her career in medicine.  I hope she was happy.  Wow.

[Jackstar]

Alcohol poisoning can be sudden.  That's what happened to me the night before I quit.

It is, in fact--invariably sudden, as the first ingestion to the body is literally poison to begin with. It is poison. That it has medicinal and/or delerient qualities is essentially irrelevant here.

You were undergoing "alcohol poisoning" on a consistent basis long before then--you simply didn't notice. For example, I've been infected by your insipid and inane quest for "authenticity" since the very first moment you jacked up my PM folder with your nascent, dawning personality.

Note that have I demonstrated that you are either still in denial, after how many years? or--pretending to be so. Now that you've noted that, I shall continue establishing dominance here.

If we are going to defund the police

..."If"? Ayy wait, hol up--you might think "the police" are being defunded. Oh, no. That's a fnord. Who has been--and is to be--defunded aren't really that institution.

Sounds like someone bought the hype. Now, as I love Duke, and have ever since I first met him and first loved him and first realized that he's one of those high-falutin' drug bigots, one can hardly blame him. He's probably never been sick a day in his life, so how would he even know what a hypodermic needle looks like? Those can only be used safely in (CLASSIFIED) areas. He would know, and would probably not care about the associated propaganda. I mean, rules is rules, right? Right. Let's continue.

I think their Narcan budget should be the first cut.

Absolutely.  And safe injection sites.

Well, golly, that's interesting. Two new players just entered the field, right as the Batsignal appears in the heavens. How delightful! Some how, I knew this would be someone's time to shine. Now, as I don't even know if these two players are puppets of each other or not--with China Virus running around, who can say?--but their arrival on the field at this time in the midst of Sibling September is fortuitous, for me.

I can get a twofer. Nice. Now, Jojo--I know three more of your names, Peanut--you should know that I recently penetrated a gangstalking enterprise and incinerated it. Metaphorically. In Minecraft. This is the event I have been waiting for, to announce to you, that it's finally safe for you to finally, actually contact me. We didn't have much else in common, right? It's not like you ever wanted to be friends with Grapefruit. Not so weird, she was scary, but she's purring like a kitten now. I could have done that faster if it had needs must have been, but you're kinda rude lately ever since all your guinea pigs died. (My condolences.)

So let's set aside the way that you're spewing out what amounts to medical advice, that happens to be also wrong. That's always disallowed, right? No matter what. Also no matter what, Duke is gonna be outwardly derisive and inwardly ultra-jelly. Hah! I love a parade!


The pair of you have about a day to get on this. I assume you'll just ignore this momentous occasion, or post something snarky. Fine by me! Do me a favor! As long as my energy debts become normalized, it's all good--for me.

Frankly, I hope I'm shadowbanned at this point, as I have no wish to embarrass anyone else, yet: duty calls. And if anyone has any other, similar... matters to attend to, let's do that. Let's do that here.

Hi, George! Happy birthday! Yes, I know that it was three months ago. Do you even know what year it is? Ask your doctor about the thorazine drip you've been given in the etheric realms. They might be able to check it out. It's amazing what kind of technological advances have been made, just in the last six months or so, ever since the nanotech bloom was acknowledged by some.


Getting back on Topic... I actually heard Dannheiser on the air. For the first time. Yesterday. Omens and portents, indeed, and here's one more: alcohol poisoning killed my father's family, my father, and any possible interest I might have once had in being reasonable about certain things. Like, say,  vanished "private" messages.

Were there any in there about The Sinclair Method, do you think? Ask Duke to check on that for you. Since you both share a philosophy, this seems an ideal match up for the upcoming rounds of 2:1 action. Only on Bellgab.com, and it only takes me about five minutes to write like this. It must be all that throat chakra prescription medication I'm on. Except, I'm typing. Hey, wait a minute... which of the two of you thinks that "chakras" are "hookum?" Asking for a friend, as now that I've got Rubini all wrapped up nice and pretty, I'm moving on to the rest of the low hanging fruit.


This town needs an enema. I am using the word 'need' here. TTFN

p.s.: hey BellGang--remember all those walls of text? The need for cleartext encryption of that nature has passed. Thanks for being so understanding, folks. All that free content to sift through was so annoying, wasn't it? I hope it wasn't too traumatic for you. Are there enough juice boxes to go around? I didn't leave any for awhile, as I didn't want Grapefruit getting the right wrong idea. I needed her on the wrong right idea. I know, it makes no sense to all y'all.. yet.


You know, I remember when this used to be called "foreshadowing." Now it's all, "oh shit, what's got into Jackstar? He's actually producing content for more than five minutes at a time. SOUND THE ALARM." This is why I never started to publish until this year, you know... without COVID, I'd have been visited by lawyers by now for all this balderdash. These days: nothing at all. I barely get the mail carrier to stop by. I suppose the virulent leprosy and immensely poor reputation that precedes me has something to do with it.

Do you think some alcohol might help, Team? Yeah, me neither. Let's move on to a different energy field, since I can do that, unlike -some- drug addicted people. I'll see what I can do about not naming any names. It'll be difficult without anything to lose, but--I am the most reasonable of men.

Dannheiser sounded reasonable. Think I should call him while drunk, or sober? You all should know. I have never called George Noory's show even once in all of my days in this world. I'm a VIRGIN!!! I don't even know how big a Dannheiser even gets!!



But I do know this: it's TIME. Stars are coming out to shine. I bet you all think I like doing all this writing here: yeah, haha, NO. I was supposed to be in TASMANIA. However, no one else could be found who was still a George virgin and not flamingly loathsome and vile. At least I assume so, because if it were up to me, I would have forgotten about everyone I've mentioned here except for Uncle Duke.

He can be the control group. The rest of you, there's your marching orders. The Plan is unaffected by your acquiescence or recalcitrance. I'm just sayin'. Frankly, I hope you all have me on /ignore by now. I'd certainly have a lot less free content on my plate to transcribe. Pearls before swine isn't really worth the effort, except for exceptional swine.


"Alcohol is okay in stores!" and "Reduce availability of life-saving rescue tools" is exactly the shit we had going on in Prohibition. You remember how that worked out, right? Probably not, boozehounds. I bet you can barely tell that I'm channelling Carrie Nation here.

Because reasons. Anyways, also: in an unrelated matter, I have to become a Coast Insider soon. Once again: reasons. Anyone got a coupon or get a loyalty bonus or something? I'm not kidding around. Shit is happening behind the scenes and the more of you who don't notice because I look like an r-tard, the better it is for me later. "What, who, me? Planning a surprise party? No, I just really like cough syrup. No, really. That's it! SYRUP. NOT THE BEES."


Jojo loves this shit, btw. And she's been gone so long, and has arrived so perfectly timed. It must be fate. I mean, what else could it be? You don't think... she's just a fake account run by ZaZa, do you? I thought we were in love. Boo hoo. I'm gonna go kill myself with debaucheristic excess, bbiam.

It'll totally work this time, surely. Posting "Dannheiser" three times while holding my laptop in front of a mirror would probably do it too, but I'll be honest, I like knowing that most of C2CAM's fanbase can't actually read much, and are therefore completely flummoxed with awe when presented with a stream-of-consciousness dump like this. I'm kind of irritable these days.

Just kidding! Much love, no homo, I never pass on coded messages, right? Who would do such a thing? Oh, right, pate and K_Dubb. Pass.

[Jackstar]

On my birthday

Text me this to my email address, pretty please. I need time. I need surface location. I don't need year. You're 29, right?

Do it or don't, Toots. I'm still on top of the result either way. The advantage to black and white thinking is that they're really both the same if one doesn't pay any attention to Labor Day.
My palms hurt. Good thing I'm not working on anything. I'm a loser! I'm a looooooser!! Yeah, whatever. SEND THE DATA TO ME. NOW.

DO IT.

[Jackstar]

They married around 5AM

This is shameless pandering and I simply will not allow it in a public space where Grapefruit might not see it before it scrolls by. I don't think she even knows who Snoory is. It's on past her bedtime, anyway.

I am using the word "shameless" here. I'll be honest, I don't know which is gonna be better, Jojo the puppet, or an actual Jojo. How bad could it get, right? Pour it on.

[Jackstar]

Nothing matters after our sun goes Full Metal Red Giant.

Hah! Finally! I am one up on The 'Zotz! Never thought it would happen.


Look, it's like this: a Type I civilization can just turn a star like Sol... off. Like a light switch. It goes into stasis. It goes to sleep. It doesn't get a juice box, it might get a sippy cup to perhaps sleep in, but it certainly doesn't pass Go, and it might collect $200 later, as soon as Hiliary and her gang of fucktarded predators get fully cleansed from our beloved rock. I don't know if the new one is a Jack, but I do know that I've felt better with it there from wishful thinking, and then all of a sudden, all the wendigos vanished and the ghost spiders went right along with them. It's not like I did that or anything. It's not like that new star that appears to be in the same place as the old one... oh, yeah, I guess it is. Look, I'm just saying, don't call it "Jackstar", not because I'm convinced its not, but because I don't want my search rankings to start getting thrown off. I don't want for much these days, i assure you.

I missed the coming of the new one by a bit of a span--couldn't see into the sky at all, because "fires" caused "smoke", but I did feel the shift over happen. It was subtle and strange enough to me that I largely ignored it like I do with all the imaginary shit that I come up with 24/7--I'm not insane, nor troubled, I just like coming up with an outlandish story EVERY.SINGLE.TIME, ASSHOLES. If that's crazy, sign me up double, because it certainly seemed to work out for a lot of people not so very long ago. I suppose it was a different time then, before everyone became a mewling, bleating, cringing coward.

It's the obsession with social media "likes" that causes this. I would advise everyone to eschew clicking buttons on social media, as well as to eschew social media largely entirely. Except for Facebook. It is every living Man's duty to shitpost that thing to oblivion--have you been there lately? We are very close. It's worse than ever.

So much for Zuckerberg's "we have tons of the best people, always innovating" because one still can't do the most obvious thing, which would be offer site metrics to users. Who looks at my page? Well... fuck, I don't know. How shall I find out? Oh, I know--I'll talk to people about the Sun and then kill myself with Drano. Look, look--at this point, if it isn't Facebook's most popular feature, the whole site is trash and an obvious hoax by now. Repressed innovation in the corporate world just ends up with something like me to get around sometime. I am ready to drink Wyatt's milkshake, no problem.

Who handles Facebook for C2CAM? I need a name. Don't think I won't get it. Make it snappy, Old Guard.

[Jojo]

Here is the text from my previously mentioned email correspondence with George on the infamous "Floating Format" including his reply. CC


On Oct 9, 2010, at 12:59 AM, george wrote:

Oh...come on!

-----Original Message-----
From: Conscious Comic
Sent: Friday, October 08, 2010 10:36 PM
To: george@coasttocoastam.com
Subject: "Floating Format"

George -

OK, i've had it. Please...enough with this 'Floating Format' phraseology.

It really sounds absurd. Whether it is an inside baseball, radio expression
or something you guys made up at C2C - all you have to do is say "we have
two guests tonight on C2C - or we have a great lineup tonight... 

Seriously George, it seems that practically every other night you're
introduction includes the phrase 'we have a Floating Format' as if it is
something special and important and it just isn't. Really...it just sounds
ridiculous - so, unless you are married to this expression, you should
just tell us you have several guests, introduce them and get on with
the show!

Just telling it like it is...
A listener since 1997

You are exaggerating because there is no way he used capitals and punctuation.

[Jojo]

It is, in fact--invariably sudden, as the first ingestion to the body is literally poison to begin with. It is poison. That it has medicinal and/or delerient qualities is essentially irrelevant here.

You were undergoing "alcohol poisoning" on a consistent basis long before then--you simply didn't notice. For example, I've been infected by your insipid and inane quest for "authenticity" since the very first moment you jacked up my PM folder with your nascent, dawning personality.

Note that have I demonstrated that you are either still in denial, after how many years? or--pretending to be so. Now that you've noted that, I shall continue establishing dominance here.

REPLY:  I AM A RECOVERING, ABSTINENT ALCOHOLIC WITH OVER 10 YEARS SOBER.  NOT IN DENIAL.  AND WHILE ALCOHOL IS ALWAYS POISON, THERE IS MOREOVER A THRESHOLD BEYOND WHICH A PERSON IS POTENTIALLY DEADLY POISONED.  THAT IS THE KIND OF ALCOHOL POISONING I MEANT.


..."If"? Ayy wait, hol up--you might think "the police" are being defunded. Oh, no. That's a fnord. Who has been--and is to be--defunded aren't really that institution.

Sounds like someone bought the hype. Now, as I love Duke, and have ever since I first met him and first loved him and first realized that he's one of those high-falutin' drug bigots, one can hardly blame him. He's probably never been sick a day in his life, so how would he even know what a hypodermic needle looks like? Those can only be used safely in (CLASSIFIED) areas. He would know, and would probably not care about the associated propaganda. I mean, rules is rules, right? Right. Let's continue.


Well, golly, that's interesting. Two new players just entered the field, right as the Batsignal appears in the heavens. How delightful! Some how, I knew this would be someone's time to shine. Now, as I don't even know if these two players are puppets of each other or not--with China Virus running around, who can say?--but their arrival on the field at this time in the midst of Sibling September is fortuitous, for me.

REPLY:  I AM NOT NEW.  I'VE BEEN HERE I THINK SINCE I ORIGINALLY GOOGLED THE WORDS "GEORGE NOORY SUCKS" INTO GOOGLE, LIKE ALL GOOD PEOPLE HERE.  AND DUKE IS CERTAINLY NOT A PUPPET OF ME.  I THINK HE KIND OF LIKES ME BUT I'M TAKEN AND PROBABLY A BIT UNPREDICTABLE FOR HIS STYLE.  BUT SINCE HE IS LEVEL-HEADED, I AM FLATTERED BY YOUR COMPARISON.

I can get a twofer. Nice. Now, Jojo--I know three more of your names, Peanut--you should know that I recently penetrated a gangstalking enterprise and incinerated it. Metaphorically. In Minecraft. This is the event I have been waiting for, to announce to you, that it's finally safe for you to finally, actually contact me. We didn't have much else in common, right? It's not like you ever wanted to be friends with Grapefruit. Not so weird, she was scary, but she's purring like a kitten now. I could have done that faster if it had needs must have been, but you're kinda rude lately ever since all your guinea pigs died. (My condolences.)

REPLY:  I HAVE NEVER GONE BY PEANUT.  I DON'T PLAY COMPUTER GAMES AT ALL.  I DON'T KNOW WHO GRAPEFRUIT IS.  I HAD A CAT, NOT GUINEA PIGS.  THANKS FOR THE CONDOLENCES.  I DON'T LIVE IN YOUR COUNTY ANYMORE NOR ANYWHERE NEAR IT AT ALL.  I HAVE NO VENUE BY WHICH TO CONTACT YOU.  'WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH ELSE IN COMMMON"?  WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT WE DID HAVE IN COMMON BECAUSE ALL WE HAVE IN COMMON IS GNS.  AND THAT I USED TO LIVE IN YOUR COUNTY FOR QUITE A WHILE.  I MOVED IN LATE 2018.

So let's set aside the way that you're spewing out what amounts to medical advice, that happens to be also wrong. That's always disallowed, right? No matter what. Also no matter what, Duke is gonna be outwardly derisive and inwardly ultra-jelly. Hah! I love a parade!


The pair of you have about a day to get on this. I assume you'll just ignore this momentous occasion, or post something snarky. Fine by me! Do me a favor! As long as my energy debts become normalized, it's all good--for me.

Frankly, I hope I'm shadowbanned at this point, as I have no wish to embarrass anyone else, yet: duty calls. And if anyone has any other, similar... matters to attend to, let's do that. Let's do that here.

Hi, George! Happy birthday! Yes, I know that it was three months ago. Do you even know what year it is? Ask your doctor about the thorazine drip you've been given in the etheric realms. They might be able to check it out. It's amazing what kind of technological advances have been made, just in the last six months or so, ever since the nanotech bloom was acknowledged by some.


Getting back on Topic... I actually heard Dannheiser on the air. For the first time. Yesterday. Omens and portents, indeed, and here's one more: alcohol poisoning killed my father's family, my father, and any possible interest I might have once had in being reasonable about certain things. Like, say,  vanished "private" messages.

Were there any in there about The Sinclair Method, do you think? Ask Duke to check on that for you. Since you both share a philosophy, this seems an ideal match up for the upcoming rounds of 2:1 action. Only on Bellgab.com, and it only takes me about five minutes to write like this. It must be all that throat chakra prescription medication I'm on. Except, I'm typing. Hey, wait a minute... which of the two of you thinks that "chakras" are "hookum?" Asking for a friend, as now that I've got Rubini all wrapped up nice and pretty, I'm moving on to the rest of the low hanging fruit.


This town needs an enema. I am using the word 'need' here. TTFN

p.s.: hey BellGang--remember all those walls of text? The need for cleartext encryption of that nature has passed. Thanks for being so understanding, folks. All that free content to sift through was so annoying, wasn't it? I hope it wasn't too traumatic for you. Are there enough juice boxes to go around? I didn't leave any for awhile, as I didn't want Grapefruit getting the right wrong idea. I needed her on the wrong right idea. I know, it makes no sense to all y'all.. yet.

REPLY:  WHO IS GRAPEFRUIT?


You know, I remember when this used to be called "foreshadowing." Now it's all, "oh shit, what's got into Jackstar? He's actually producing content for more than five minutes at a time. SOUND THE ALARM." This is why I never started to publish until this year, you know... without COVID, I'd have been visited by lawyers by now for all this balderdash. These days: nothing at all. I barely get the mail carrier to stop by. I suppose the virulent leprosy and immensely poor reputation that precedes me has something to do with it.

REPLY:  "LEPROSY"?  YOU GOT SCABIES, TOO?

Do you think some alcohol might help, Team? Yeah, me neither. Let's move on to a different energy field, since I can do that, unlike -some- drug addicted people. I'll see what I can do about not naming any names. It'll be difficult without anything to lose, but--I am the most reasonable of men.

Dannheiser sounded reasonable. Think I should call him while drunk, or sober? You all should know. I have never called George Noory's show even once in all of my days in this world. I'm a VIRGIN!!! I don't even know how big a Dannheiser even gets!!



But I do know this: it's TIME. Stars are coming out to shine. I bet you all think I like doing all this writing here: yeah, haha, NO. I was supposed to be in TASMANIA. However, no one else could be found who was still a George virgin and not flamingly loathsome and vile. At least I assume so, because if it were up to me, I would have forgotten about everyone I've mentioned here except for Uncle Duke.

He can be the control group. The rest of you, there's your marching orders. The Plan is unaffected by your acquiescence or recalcitrance. I'm just sayin'. Frankly, I hope you all have me on /ignore by now. I'd certainly have a lot less free content on my plate to transcribe. Pearls before swine isn't really worth the effort, except for exceptional swine.

EVERY TIME I READ THIS FORUM, I HAVE TO UN-IGNORE ALMOST EVERY POST, LOL.


"Alcohol is okay in stores!" and "Reduce availability of life-saving rescue tools" is exactly the shit we had going on in Prohibition. You remember how that worked out, right? Probably not, boozehounds. I bet you can barely tell that I'm channelling Carrie Nation here.

Because reasons. Anyways, also: in an unrelated matter, I have to become a Coast Insider soon. Once again: reasons. Anyone got a coupon or get a loyalty bonus or something? I'm not kidding around. Shit is happening behind the scenes and the more of you who don't notice because I look like an r-tard, the better it is for me later. "What, who, me? Planning a surprise party? No, I just really like cough syrup. No, really. That's it! SYRUP. NOT THE BEES."


Jojo loves this shit, btw. And she's been gone so long, and has arrived so perfectly timed. It must be fate. I mean, what else could it be? You don't think... she's just a fake account run by ZaZa, do you? I thought we were in love. Boo hoo. I'm gonna go kill myself with debaucheristic excess, bbiam.

I DON'T LIKE RIDDLES AT ALL.  I HAVE NOT BEEN GONE "SO LONG".  I TOLD YOU!  I STARTED WORKING FULL TIME.  MY ARRIVAL IS NOT "PERFECT".  IT WAS BRIEF & WILL TAKE FOREVER TO GET CAUGHT UP EVEN IF I TRY.  I AM NOT RUN BY ZAZA.  THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD.  I TOLD YOU I AM NOT ROMANTICALLY AVAILABLE.  YOU MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE TO BE FLIRTING.  C'MON, I WAS AVATAR "14"; I FLIRTED WITH EVERYONE.  I AM GETTING OLD, NOW, YEARS LATER, JS, AND MISS MY COLLAGEN.  IT'S ONE THING TO BE BIG AND CURVY, ANOTHER THING TO BE BIG AND NOT CURVY ANYMORE.  IF YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION TO ME AT ALL, WHICH I AM NOT SUGGESTING, YOU WOULD KNOW I MOVED FAR AWAY FROM YOUR AREA OVER 2 YEARS AGO.  BUT DON'T EVEN TRY.  I AM NOT ROMANTICALLY AVAILABLE.  AND ALSO, MD MIGHT GET UPSET.  BUT I DID CARE ABOUT YOU, ESPECIALLY YOUR BEING DOXXED REGARDING THAT BITCH AND HER DUMB DOG BOYFRIEND.

It'll totally work this time, surely. Posting "Dannheiser" three times while holding my laptop in front of a mirror would probably do it too, but I'll be honest, I like knowing that most of C2CAM's fanbase can't actually read much, and are therefore completely flummoxed with awe when presented with a stream-of-consciousness dump like this. I'm kind of irritable these days.

Just kidding! Much love, no homo, I never pass on coded messages, right? Who would do such a thing? Oh, right, pate and K_Dubb. Pass.

[Jojo]

Text me this to my email address, pretty please. I need time. I need surface location. I don't need year. You're 29, right?

Do it or don't, Toots. I'm still on top of the result either way. The advantage to black and white thinking is that they're really both the same if one doesn't pay any attention to Labor Day.
My palms hurt. Good thing I'm not working on anything. I'm a loser! I'm a looooooser!! Yeah, whatever. SEND THE DATA TO ME. NOW.

DO IT.

you are off your rocker.  i don't have your email.  i have no idea what data nor what email address you are talking about.  data.  data.  uh, gee, can you give me a hint?  I don't spend much time using the Internet for personal use.  I go down rabbit holes and stuff, but this forum and Ellgab are pretty much my total of leisure posting.