George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SnapT]

HOLY SHIT Noory just took an unscreened call!

It was like an Art Bell call!  The caller didn't know he was talking to Noory until he told him.

[Nucky Nolan]

Dave:  Do they actually have to have died in the house, or could they have just lived there, but died in a hospital?

That's classic. It would take a stadium full of Century 21 realtors if that was the case.

Now, Noory is all nonjudgmental and PC about ghosts.

(Not) George Noory: "Let's call them life challenged."

[nooryisawesome]

You know what's dying in my house right now?  This interview.

Fucking infomercial. Not listening to that bullshit

[Nucky Nolan]

They're just having Oates on to spite Art.

Come now! You don't think that it's just a coincidence?

[jinwicked]

Someone needs to add Noory's studio to this website. C2CAM died there. :rimshot:

[nooryisawesome]

Lol my friend said noorie dumped infomercial an hour early.

[karios8]

The oates show is a somewhere in time show I believe. Not a new interview. Still bullshit!

Date:    09-05-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    David John Oates

Certified Hypnotherapist, David John Oates, has developed a technology known as "reverse speech" which he claims can give us new understandings of language and the human mind. He will demonstrate how this technology can be used to determine deeper meanings in how individuals deliver key words and phrases by playing the audio of their speaking patterns backwards and interpreting what, at first impression, seems to be gibberish.

[nooryisawesome]

I see oates is actually going to be giving a new interview Thursday!!!!

That's bullshit george. I don't care what art says your a douche bag! Fuck u noory. Also he's a bullshit guest.

[SciFiAuthor]

He did, it was billed as the first half of the show. I don't blame him though, the interview didn't seem to be going places.

[minaeliza]

Lol my friend said noorie dumped infomercial an hour early.

yes and at the very end, Georgie added another great Nooryism..."with all the strange stuff happening on the planet, well this just adds to it!"

[nooryisawesome]

He did, it was billed as the first half of the show. I don't blame him though, the interview didn't seem to be going places.

Assuming pretty much a infomercial

[UnscreenedCaller]

Dave:  Do they actually have to have died in the house, or could they have just lived there, but died in

No, you invincible numptie, that's why there are ghosts reported at hospitals. Has this man actually listened to any of his ghost stalking guests, even once? Rhetorical question. Obviously he was thinking of the end of the show and a 7-Eleven turkey dee-lux Saran Wrap special.

Maybe Infomercial Guy bailed due to the pain from face palming.

[minaeliza]

and.....the bumper music is Arts' .... Dancing Queen!

[nooryisawesome]

Ok dick

[eddie dean]

and.....the bumper music is Arts' .... Dancing Queen!

Yup, ABBA is Dave's way to show he is not a lazy host

9-16-13

[minaeliza]

and he began with another Nooryism... "We are having 3 hours of open lines and your minds can take us to all kinds of places".....I am going to take my mind to sleep now... zzzzzz

[nooryisawesome]

George is a asshole!!! Fucking oates and bullshit bumper music.

[UnscreenedCaller]

You know, he can just imitate Art for so long, and use Art's signature music, but the noose is tightening and he's going to have to face off against Art in a couple of weeks. PremRat hasn't offered free streamlink weekends in years, much less 100 freebies. I smell desperation, flop sweat and panic in the freebies, the Oates interview, and the sudden interest in Art's music.

Wouldn't it be simpler if Noory's had just developed his own unique style, including music, instead of cadging it all from Art? It all falls into place: Art's announcement was Noory's worst nightmare come true and now he and his overlords are in full panic mode.

[PrairieGhost]

Is it just me or does open lines seem really scripted calls so far?

[11angeleyes11]

Is he kin to Bill in Hartford?

[nooryisawesome]

Fucking dave.

Arts wrong george noory is a douche bag cock in a box loser.

I wish I had a job where my predecessor built my fan base eliminated all competition so I could phone it in daily.

[Roy Hinkley]

Dave and/or PremRat better get that Hawaiian "studio" [condo] up for sale real quick like.  Don't think that's an extra they need right now.  Poor old Dave may not be able to jet back and forth between Hollyweird and St. Louis as much either once this colossal piece of fecal matter hits the oscillator for Dave on the sixteenth.

[nooryisawesome]

I bet doucher takes off early again. 3 hrs of open lines , jorch will duck out!

[Roy Hinkley]

Shouldn't Dave do better at "normal" speech before he tries to master reverse speech next week??

[PrairieGhost]

I've listened long enough these are scripted calls.

[Morgus]

Noory just mentioned he was having David John Oates the reverse speech guy as a guest next week.
Is Noory even aware Art Bell banned him from the show?

[Roy Hinkley]

Dave had to make the simple baby story from the lady caller evil - "what if you looked in at the little baby and it went aaaaaahhhhhhh!"

[Morgus]

Here comes another bible thumper caller who thinks ETs are all demons made by the devil.
Its the other way around caller - primitive people labeled visiting ET species as angels or demons, since they couldn't comprehend advanced beings and science in ancient times.

[eddie dean]

"I think bad luck can happen"
Dave Noory

[SciFiAuthor]

Jesus, what's up with the bible people tonight. Second caller in a row.