George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan]

IHeart radio instituted a policy last spring that anyone who made more than a certain amount (I think $75000 but could be wrong) had to take two weeks of unpaind leave.  Maybe they’re letting sNoory take it a half hour at a time.

[CronkitesGhost]

Didn't listen much tonight but Noory can pack in a lot of dumbness in a very short amount of time. His guest was some lady who writes/teaches about how to build wealth. Jorch completely misses a point she made and thinking he was being smart told her  'It doesn't matter if one person is making $20,000 a year and another makes $80,000, they can both live well on that.' How out of touch can a person be -  $20,000 a year is pretty much poverty for most people, of course different areas are more or less expensive but even in a cheaper area $20,000 a year is awful unless you're basically a shut-in. The guest was polite and responded 'ehhhhh .. well there is a minimum amount one needs' meaning if your income is $20,000 a year you're fucked, she has no advice how to build wealth on that unless you go back to school and train for a job that pays better.

The second guest is a woman who bought a haunted house, she only spent 2 days in it and sold it. Noory asks her 'Lynn, if you had known the house was haunted by a ghost would you have still bought it?'  what drug is this man on?

The guest is a nurse so Jorch asked her about the corona virus -  according to this nurse who isn't a hospital nurse the virus was manufactured in a lab, of course Noory agreed because that's his stupid belief regardless that there is widespread agreement in the scientific community that the virus is not engineered in a lab and is of natural origin.

[CronkitesGhost]

lol  'Lynn if you had known the plane was going to crash do you think you'd still have taken that flight?'

Premiere should just use a Noory soundboard and fire him saving themselves $500K or whatever they pay him -   his contribution to interviews is 90% mindlessly responding from a menu of -

'exactly'

'jeeeze'

'that's right'

'interesting take'

[ItsOver]

lol  'Lynn if you had known the plane was going to crash do you think you'd still have taken that flight?'

Premiere should just use a Noory soundboard and fire him saving themselves $500K or whatever they pay him -   his contribution to interviews is 90% mindlessly responding from a menu of -

'exactly'

'jeeeze'

'that's right'

'interesting take'

I've thought that for years.  Premier Radio has to be as incompetent as Noory.

[albrecht]

IHeart radio instituted a policy last spring that anyone who made more than a certain amount (I think $75000 but could be wrong) had to take two weeks of unpaind leave.  Maybe they’re letting sNoory take it a half hour at a time.

Interesting. That could be. I known some companies to do such things to limit cost of unpaid time, before layoffs, or when there is down turns. 

Good news: "Corny" is feeling better. He didn't have COVID-19 but an "infection" the doctor's said (I guess an infection other than Corona-Chan?) Cornelius thought he was having a heart attack or stroke. Now he will be stuck with medical bills and a bill from Acadian Ambulance. No offer was made by Norry to use the "Coast to Coast Foundation" funds to help out Corny. Whatever happened to the Foundation promised and talked about? It would seem COVID-19 would be a perfect time to 'help people out' as claimed.

Caller Mike wanted to know if he was wrong when a companion told him that a $20 tip was too much and he replied "not all of us are Jewish like you are."  Norry says "that has no place in any kind of discussion, honestly, Mike, it is racist."

[Uncle Duke]

Interesting. That could be. I known some companies to do such things to limit cost of unpaid time, before layoffs, or when there is down turns. 

Good news: "Corny" is feeling better. He didn't have COVID-19 but an "infection" the doctor's said (I guess an infection other than Corona-Chan?) Cornelius thought he was having a heart attack or stroke. Now he will be stuck with medical bills and a bill from Acadian Ambulance. No offer was made by Norry to use the "Coast to Coast Foundation" funds to help out Corny. Whatever happened to the Foundation promised and talked about? It would seem COVID-19 would be a perfect time to 'help people out' as claimed.

Caller Mike wanted to know if he was wrong when a companion told him that a $20 tip was too much and he replied "not all of us are Jewish like you are."  Norry says "that has no place in any kind of discussion, honestly, Mike, it is racist."

Was that Mike the Millenial who made the Jewish crack?

George's Foundation was to be funded with money made from his Gaia TV show.  I think he had delusions of grandeur, actually thought he'd have thousands of people pay to watch the program and it would turn a reasonable profit. I'd doubt he makes enough money on it to run his C2C listeners help fund.

[albrecht]

Was that Mike the Millenial who made the Jewish crack?

George's Foundation was to be funded with money made from his Gaia TV show.  I think he had delusions of grandeur, actually thought he'd have thousands of people pay to watch the program and it would turn a reasonable profit. I'd doubt he makes enough money on it to run his C2C listeners help fund.

Alas, it was not Mike the Millenial that made the Joo comment and wanted the guest to tell him if he did the wrong thing. That would've been more funny if it was Mike the M. It was an older guy who, apparently according to guest, was still dealing with the issue years later and though she couldn't answer his question directly she hopes he has forgiven himself and moved on. Or something. Norry was more direct and said apologize and "there is no place for that."

From what I could hear the bill was $15 and he put down a $20 tip. (I assume it was a separate $20, not simply 'keep the change' and a $5 tip.) And his dining companion lady complained that he was tipping too much. Well Caller Mike had just won a lottery for $1000 and "was feeling charitable" and wanted to tip and so he told her "not all of us are a Joo like you." It was not clear, to me, if the woman in question was actually Jewish or if Mike was simply using a stereotype for her financial behavior. 

That makes sense about the Foundation. Though I thought he was talking about long before the GIAM TV or whatever deal. I could be wrong. Never checked out his "tv" show, though I heard once that people are inviting people over and watching on their um flat-screens and having a party over it.

[Jackstar]

"not all of us are a Joo like you."

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[At the stroke of midnight]

The second guest was actually interesting.  I liked the way she got straight to the meat of her story, and told it in a concise manner. Most C2C guests/callers take a tiny incident from their lives, blow it up, and then belabor it to death. George has an uncanny knack for letting these callers ramble on, yet callers who can speak well,  and are relating an interesting story, he will cut off at the most interesting part of their story. A caller at the end of the first segment, who could not get the equity out of his property, is an example of the first type of caller. I tuned into the show during his call, and George let him rambled on so long I thought he was the guest.

So after two hours of an interesting guest, that means three or four months of only air-head woo ladies, create-your-own-reality charlatans, and mainstream scientists/economists/business people who one could listen to a thousand other places. One thing I loved about Art as host, was that he could find interesting non-paranormal guests who were not on any other radio talk show. The only book I ever bought from one of Art's book-peddlers, was: Hide Your Assets and Disappear by Edward Pankau; an entertaining read. Tommy serves up the same stale buffet of guests year after year after year.

[CronkitesGhost]

his second guest is a voodoo witch, she's an old bat from Detroit so we got the usual Noory idiocy 'Do yeeeeeew like the Detroit Tigers teeeeeeeeew?' actually his first guest was also from Detroit and we went though the same unpleasant pleasantries.

During the interview with the voodoo witch lady another voodoo witch lady who's been on Coast came up, Noory the noted voodoo religion expert intoned 'She really knows her spells' 

[Jojo]

Well I didn't listen past the I Am Human bumper music.  The only comment I have lately is that he asked a financial guest what money character trait is indicated when a 5-year old has saved $40.

1.  That the child doesn't have a car and can't shop.
2.  That the child knows Grandpa is impressed when they don't spend, so the esteem is more valuable than trinkets.
3.  That the child comes from a family whose needs are met, so he doesn't need to spend money.
4.  That the kid doesn't understand commerce or what buying really is.
5.  That the kid doesn't have a bad or coin purse for using the money... just a drawer for storing it.
6.  That the child is so young he forgets to bring his money when getting in the car.

[Jojo]

Didn't listen much tonight but Noory can pack in a lot of dumbness in a very short amount of time. His guest was some lady who writes/teaches about how to build wealth. Jorch completely misses a point she made and thinking he was being smart told her  'It doesn't matter if one person is making $20,000 a year and another makes $80,000, they can both live well on that.' How out of touch can a person be -  $20,000 a year is pretty much poverty for most people, of course different areas are more or less expensive but even in a cheaper area $20,000 a year is awful unless you're basically a shut-in. The guest was polite and responded 'ehhhhh .. well there is a minimum amount one needs' meaning if your income is $20,000 a year you're fucked, she has no advice how to build wealth on that unless you go back to school and train for a job that pays better.

The second guest is a woman who bought a haunted house, she only spent 2 days in it and sold it. Noory asks her 'Lynn, if you had known the house was haunted by a ghost would you have still bought it?'  what drug is this man on?

The guest is a nurse so Jorch asked her about the corona virus -  according to this nurse who isn't a hospital nurse the virus was manufactured in a lab, of course Noory agreed because that's his stupid belief regardless that there is widespread agreement in the scientific community that the virus is not engineered in a lab and is of natural origin.

I think he was being flippant, because in the past he has stated that everyone needs a certain amount to live.  It is the amount over and above that which is the matter at hand.  So, he probably meant to say $80,000 vs $200,000.

[Ciardelo]

I think he was being flippant, because in the past he has stated that everyone needs a certain amount to live.  It is the amount over and above that which is the matter at hand.  So, he probably meant to say $80,000 vs $200,000.

I'm just wondering, how can you tell when you purportedly never listen? Not a dig on you understand, it's just how can you possible tell? Are you a voodoo witch?

[ItsOver]

I'm just wondering, how can you tell when you purportedly never listen? Not a dig on you understand, it's just how can you possible tell? Are you a voodoo witch?

No, she's an expert on misogynistic bumper music.

[Ciardelo]

No, she's an expert on misogynistic bumper music.

Oh...isn't that just so cute? I wonder if she stamps her little feet.

[ItsOver]

Oh...isn't that just so cute? I wonder if she stamps her little feet.

I don't know about that but she does like take up space on BG with lengthy tirades of her hallucinations over how vile Jorch's bumper music is and how it's personally directed at her.  It's so obvious, I'm not sure why she bothers to bless us with the insanity.   

[albrecht]

I might have lost count but at least twice, maybe thrice, Norry pulled the "where can listeners buy your book" to the Hoodoo guest. Who mentioned a husband but still, for some reason, wants to be known as "Miss" Aida. At least Miss Aida had a better answer than just "Amazon" to Norry's incessant questioning about book purchasing. Corny called it but neither Norry or Miss Aida could understand/recall his question and Norry dismissed his questions and moved on when Miss Aida asked what he said.

[Juan]

I’m sure he said he worked as a prison guard in the military and was treated just like General Flynn.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Corny's question was about hoodoo red gravy. I really wanted to hear the answer because I know a little about the subject, having spent time in South Louisiana. The fact that both guest and Snoorge could forget his question within seconds, indicates they were not really paying attention, or they have spongy brains. George seems a little irked by both Corny and Barry lately.

[albrecht]

Corny's question was about hoodoo red gravy. I really wanted to hear the answer because I know a little about the subject, having spent time in South Louisiana. The fact that both guest and Snoorge could forget his question within seconds, indicates they were not really paying attention, or they have spongy brains. George seems a little irked by both Corny and Barry lately.

Thanks. I wasn't paying attention and didn't catch his question either. But I'm not the host, guest, or being paid to listen to callers.
It could be both. Certainly Norry doesn't pay attention to callers or guests, usually but in this case it could also be he didn't want Corny's question about "hoodoo red gravy" answered because "it is a family show" and pretty disgusting. I also thought it was funny how Miss Aida said that she left Santeria because the animal sacrifices was getting to be "too much."

[At the stroke of midnight]

Because George is a moron, there is no way he would have known anything about red gravy, in order to be offended/paranoid. What George knows about Louisiana probably fits in thimble....and most of that from Corny, I'll bet.

[Juan]

I don’t know much about this Christian Wilde except that he appears to be a porn star, a turmeric advocate, and one of sNoory’s favorites.  Last night, George called on him to give an opinion on the Corona Chan vaccine.
CW said the manufacturers are in a desperate frenzy to get help for sick people who are on oxygen.  The he went on to promote his tuh-muh-rick.
He thinks vaccines are for people who are already sick?

[Jackstar]

a turmeric advocate

Do you remember those stories of all those people who made fun of Louis Pasteur for washing his hands before surgery? Your attitude is actually more ignorant than their's was.

[Camazotz Automat]

How to die from alcohol poisoning:

Drink 1/2 shot of your preferred whiskey, rum, scotch, tequila, etc every time Noory says one of the following:

1) Ah ha!

2) Izznit?

3) Duzznit?

4) Wuzznit?


You will be an alcohol soaked corpse by dawn.

Congrats. Thank you for playing. 

[ItsOver]

How to die from alcohol poisoning:

Drink 1/2 shot of your preferred whiskey, rum, scotch, tequila, etc every time Noory says one of the following:

1) Ah ha!

2) Izznit?

3) Duzznit?

4) Wuzznit?


You will be an alcohol soaked corpse by dawn.

Congrats. Thank you for playing.

"That's true!" 

Come on, Jorch.  Help BellGab out and join in this fun game.

[pate]

"That's true!"

Thasroo...

 

Come on, Dave.  Help BellGab out and join in this fun game.

[ItsOver]

Jorch must have really needed an ego boost last night.  The last two callers Tommee blessed him with were two senile folks who did nothing but slobber about how great Jorch is on the radio.  One old fart went on about how he is a "great interviewer."  LMAO.



"Ah, shucks..."

[AvDaBr]

That picture of George makes him a sympathetic figure to me in some ways.  Seems to be a face devoid of any real joy or passion, which serves as the visual equivalent of his show.  He has always come across as a decent enough guy.  But his hosting leaves a bit to be desired, to say the least.

I've been listening to some of Art's MITD shows the past few days.  Night and day, night and day.

[ItsOver]

That picture of George makes him a sympathetic figure to me in some ways.  Seems to be a face devoid of any real joy or passion, which serves as the visual equivalent of his show...

All the empty wine glasses really add to Jorch's aura.

[albrecht]

"Time life?" Norry seems to have an issue with common phrases. My theory, again, is that he was raised in an "English as a second language" household. From context I think he was going for "in our lifetime." Or, possibly, "in our timeline." But came out with an awkward "in our time life." But maybe he was hoping there was a Time-Life book series "The Big Bang Explained" as this guest fails in explaining it sufficiently to Norry- as all guests do.