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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Dateline

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 14, 2020, 10:18:38 PM
Has George had on the head of MUFON? I hope so - the guy was busted for soliciting sex from a 13 year old. Would love George to be caught in a scandal, 'pizza' according to these QAnon people is code pedophiles use for 'child' -  George's 'I burned my mouth on 'pizza' *wink* *wink* rolls' story might be more than it seems.

Wasn't that a pizza "roll"?  Gasp!

Since I enjoy listening to Mitch Horowitz, but cringe at Noory's "method," this interview is going to be like taking a Rolls - Royce Silver Ghost to a Midas Muffler shop at 1011 Union Street, Bangor, ME 04401.


Quote from: K_Dubb on July 14, 2020, 09:32:35 PM
Nice parallels you draw!  Suggesting that the West was, in some ways, a new Eden was probably reason enough for what might be considered the equivalent of a literary conceit, an extended metaphor often with allusions to a classical or ancient source meant to reward the erudite.  There probably isn't any point beyond the pleasure of knowing someone like you would pick up on it.

Good one about the Golden West being the New Eden. I missed that. However, I think the film industry was meant to be mind-control from day one. IMO, nothing gets included in a film that is not pushing some kind of agenda. This is not to say that there were not some uncorrupted studios. Disney springs to mind. But he fought like hell his entire career to keep control of his own studio (which was the only studio taken over by the government in WWII). And his fight was for naught, because after his death his family lost control of it. The Disney name used to stand for wholesome entertainment. Now the studio is a cess pit.

Jojo

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 14, 2020, 07:44:23 AM
Wouldn't you love, if only once, to have a guest listen to some insane caller's crazed story, then when George asks what he/she makes of the story reply, "George, it sounds like this lady is out of her fucking mind." 

Col John Alexander has come close to doing this, having told callers who launch into a nonsensical oral dissertation chocked full of psuedo scientific terms that what they've just said is drivel and literally has no meaning.  But to have a guest tell a caller he/she is bat shit crazy and needs to be institutionalized would be epic.  The icing on the cake would be George's response.
Don't you get enough shock jocks in the morning!

Jojo

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on July 15, 2020, 12:45:58 AM
Good one about the Golden West being the New Eden. I missed that. However, I think the film industry was meant to be mind-control from day one. IMO, nothing gets included in a film that is not pushing some kind of agenda. This is not to say that there were not some uncorrupted studios. Disney springs to mind. But he fought like hell his entire career to keep control of his own studio (which was the only studio taken over by the government in WWII). And his fight was for naught, because after his death his family lost control of it. The Disney name used to stand for wholesome entertainment. Now the studio is a cess pit.
Minnie Mouse's dress was always phallic and Donald Duck was always like a lecher with his body language.

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 14, 2020, 10:27:06 PM
oh nice - why yes George has had this creep on twice in 2019 https://www.coasttocoastam.com/guest/harzan-jan-94446/

Jan Harzan

Head of Major UFO Organization Arrested on Child Solicitation Charges

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3azpj9/head-of-major-ufo-organization-arrested-on-child-solicitation-charges

I wonder if George and Tommy have attended some 'pizza' parties with Jan.
Being arrested doesn't prove anything.  It's not the same as a conviction.  Y'all know Pizzagate was debunked, right?

Jojo

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 14, 2020, 08:55:08 PM
Oh, sure--of course this was her first post here. Uh-huh. Right. Sure.
I found Bellgab by Googling, "George Noory Sucks!"  Then the flood gates opened.  Since I was in that kind of mood, it sounds very likely that Elizabeth Montgomery was the reason.  As I recall, the first of many, many times I heard him or his bumper music flatter a woman's body, was her.  So that would make sense.

I'm not saying posts haven't been deleted, or maybe even a whole year or more.  I really don't know.  A lot of changes and deletions seemed to happen while the website was temporarily closed around Independence Day a few years ago.

What's your point anyway?

Jojo

C'mon, Baby Light My Fire sucks because the guy basically tells the woman she's doing no good, then asks her to pander to him without even considering that her coolness might relate to her own feelings about him.  Horrible, horrible song.  Insulting and demanding.

Insulting someone personally is really not the way to endear them.

expat


Uncle Duke

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on July 15, 2020, 12:45:58 AM
Good one about the Golden West being the New Eden. I missed that. However, I think the film industry was meant to be mind-control from day one. IMO, nothing gets included in a film that is not pushing some kind of agenda. This is not to say that there were not some uncorrupted studios. Disney springs to mind. But he fought like hell his entire career to keep control of his own studio (which was the only studio taken over by the government in WWII). And his fight was for naught, because after his death his family lost control of it. The Disney name used to stand for wholesome entertainment. Now the studio is a cess pit.

Disney's Burbank studio was not "taken over" by the USG in WWII, although the US military did station a couple hundred troops there.  Most were anti-aircraft specialists who manned/supported AAA guns set up at Disney to protect the nearby Lockheed aircraft factory, at the time the largest such plant in the world.  The weapons were based at Disney because the Lockheed plant had been heavily camouflaged with overhead netting and tarpaulins so that, from the air, it looked like a residential neighborhood. 

http://www.militarystory.org/how-the-military-hid-the-lockheed-burbank-aircraft-plant/

The former Lockheed plant is now the Burbank Airport, I used to fly in and out of there frequently in the 80s.   They have, or at least had, a large display detailing the plant's history.  Included in the WWII part of the display were photos of the AAA at Disney, along with a description of the studio's use in defending the plant.


Jackstar

Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 02:50:10 AM
I found Bellgab by Googling, "George Noory Sucks!"

There it is, there it is... The Narrative. And then the conversation turned, until the sun went down.


Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 02:50:10 AM
Then the flood gates opened. [...] As I recall, [...] that would make sense.

It's like you're entering a hypnotic trance as you "recall" these experienced details. Can you do the same thing with the first time you noticed another woman lying to you? Just think about it, don't narrate it, if you please, I've heard enough of that kind of thing for one lifetime.


Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 02:50:10 AM
I'm not saying posts haven't been deleted, or maybe even a whole year or more.  I really don't know.

"not saying..." "haven't been..." "I really don't know." Sweet baby Jesus--just shoot me. JUST SHOOT ME RIGHT IN THE HEAD. This is what passes for testimony and/or recollection? Well, sure! Of course! It all fits!


Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 02:50:10 AM
A lot of changes and deletions seemed to happen while the website was temporarily closed around Independence Day a few years ago.

That was me. It wasn't intentional. Ooops! If I had known that there were lines that simply COULD NOT BE crossed, I'd have been working to build a foundational structure that would have allowed me to cross every single one of those lines within one single forum post--just for the challenge. I like to push myself past my limitations, you know? Oh, uh... yeah. Perhaps you don't. We'll see. Moving on. I didn't plan to cause an emergency website shutdown when I was suddenly inspired to answer the Bingo questions, rather than just ask them. When I woke up the next morning and shuffled off to BellGab to see what fruit had been borne, I realized, oops, I've said too much. Again. Oh, bother.

My response was gladful, maniacal glee. Yes! I'm finally free! Yippee! Then EllGab manifested, and I thought, this is either the best thing to ever happen, or the dumbest idea anyone has ever had. And then, after immediately realizing that I didn't even want to register, lest there be those that thought I was granting tacit approval... I did other things. I know, most of you can hardly imagine I do anything else but haunt this site, but that's by choice, not by obsession.

After EllGab had some time to ripen, I went and checked it out, and saw that it was worse than a boot full of ass. Everything that made BellGab tolerable was gone, replaced by ersatz, maudlin falderal and claptrap. I hated it instantly, then moved to swiftly arrange to be banned, changed my icon to a very special homage right beforehand, and took off into the sunset, hat in hand, cries of "Shane! Shane!" dwindling off into the distance.

Weeks later, I got the summons. It's not a voice, that's not how telepathy works. I just -knew- that it was time to return to BellGab. I blaze in, brig is here, no one else... and I begin my portion of The Great Work. And now we are where we are today. The Great Work is greater than ever, and has some added... perks.


Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 02:50:10 AM
What's your point anyway?

I know someone you should have a discussion with. Face to face. Stalker to target. Agent to operative. Potato to Grapefruit. Also, you should get those messages that you sent me, and send them to me again. I don't seem to be able to get that done. But you might be able to. Don't you remember the first one you wrote?

Oh, I do. I remember it quite well. And I would like to... refresh my memory. Let us compare. Let us see how that goes. Because here is how it will go--your request will go unanswered, same as mine, same as everyone outside The Club. Or perhaps it won't. No way to know without asking, right? In fact, seems like you should have by now. Hey, did you ever delete your Facebook page, instead of simply suspending it? Asking for a friend.


Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 15, 2020, 08:25:09 AM
The weapons were based at Disney because

(REDACTED). Not Jews, mind you--(REDACTED). They're from the (CLASSIFIED). Look, it's scary, but I don't condone indulging in any worry about it. The problem has been around a long, long time, and, it's not really a problem, per se, it's simply an advanced form of obsolescence. Like a microwave that gives a person skin cancer. If you could imagine such a thing. That would be terrible, right? Now imagine it was something else and it was even worse and there wasn't even a name for the condition you were allowed to know how to even speak aloud. Sounds just awful, right? Well, IRL, it's actually even worse than all of that. Thus, there are those that have been dispatched to help.

They have assumed control. They desired me to type "We" there, but I don't control anything. I can barely control myself from spilling all this cough syrup. I'm a mess. Et cetera. Et cetera. Ad nauseum. Now, what was I saying? Oh. Right. Jojo. You lied to me first. Are you going to address that? Or are you gonna keep coming around over and over, like a lemur looking for its last trace? Pro tip: don't lie to members of certain special classes, like Mothers, Children, and Clergy. It disadvantages your position and has unwanted effects on the ego of others. Also, and this is the best reason: I can't be reasoned with, argued with, I don't care about money, or pain, or fatigue, or your feminine wiles, until you admit that you lied to me. Or somehow manage to get a lawful restraining order, which is honestly rather difficult to do for an actual liar. Surprise!

I think the better tip is to never bear false witness at all, not because it is commanded, but because it is too much work to keep false narratives straight. How do you do it? Oh, right... you don't, really. Not at all. Not even a little bit. Stand down, Kid--you're busted. Or maybe not? It's not my area. But here's my area: I've noticed you not being honest and open and forthright. You were more fun when I thought you were doing that. What's stopping you from telling the truth all the time to everyone you ever meet everywhere? Be specific.

By the way, I found you a roommate. I think you can do way, way better than you have been doing. So, look into the opportunity, or--and this would be my preference--stop whining about working all the time. That must be great for a workaholic like you. I would love it if some idiot gave me a job. It wouldn't be my life being made into a nightmare, it would be bringing their nightmares to life, one workday at a time.

I am aware that I have a special gift, and I would love to use it in the workplace more often. Strangely, so few people in HR seem interested in hiring a targeted individual with my unique set of skills. Yet. And, I invariably start healing the sick and restoring sight to the blind, which really fucks things up for them in HR, so, someone has to go. So far, it's mostly been me. Clearly, that's gonna change. Why are you engaging me in this thread now? What happened to the thread you made about health matters? That seemed like a great place to heal the sick and restore sight to the blind. And then... well, I guess that didn't work out for someone, huh?

Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 02:44:38 AM
Y'all know Pizzagate was debunked, right?

Just shut your whorish mouth, you cheap dimestore floozy. Hit the bricks and don't come back around here until someone has fucked some cents into you, because clearly that's what's needed here. Don't you have any respect for yourself? "Debunked." Eat me, Geranium. And in regards to the roommate... oh, it's not me, it's not a male. So it would probably work out just fine. You two narrative-chewers are practically made for each other.

What's your birthday? Your real one, not the one they gave you at Quantico, race traitor. Asking for a friend's science. Nice talking to you, J. Say hi to your daughters for me. You know the ones I mean.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 03:16:44 AM
Insulting someone personally is really not the way to endear them.

Your implication that to endear is to be a desirable goal in interpersonal communication is frankly abhorrent. A clear inference is that you simply put on a front to people, in order to make them more susceptible to the influence of trusting your personality.

This is called "a confidence game," you absolute Mongoloid mouthbreathing retard. See? You're endeared even though I'm allegedly insulting, because you know I've got your number, you know I am right, and now you're trapped. Feel your heart flutter in your throat! Tremble with anxiety--what happens next?

What happens next is, I leave. You had your chance to be close to me. You made your choice. This is the future you chose. Although...

The Quincunx implores me to give you ONE MORE CHANCE. Sigh. Fine. FINE. Make your pitch. You have twelve minutes to convince me of your legitimate authenticity, or I start blowing up your planet, one schoolyard at a time. Just kidding. I'll start with animal hospitals. In ten minutes. GO.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. Wait! Kidding! I just like to type that. I'm keeping in practice. Just in case, that skill might come in handy, you never know. (Although I always do, when I know I know nothing.) Now, why was it you thought replying to my posts would be a good idea, Monica? If that even is the name your handler orders you around with.


Bonus Query: how does one insult someone personally, when one does not know someone personally? Is it by using telepathy? Please say no, then I can immediately play Mendelsohn and upgrade you to Chaste Sister Wife with just a snap of my fingers. And believe me, I fucking hate weddings, so that would suit me fine. How about you? Oh, I see here that you've fainted dead away from all this rough speech.

Hawt. Rawr. Wear longer bloomers next time, you look like back alley trash with your limbs all spread out and bare in a puddle on the street corner like that. Not hawt. The rest is okay. Lose the nose ring, you tramp. Aaaaand, I'm spent.

Jackstar

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 15, 2020, 08:25:09 AM
I used to fly in and out of there frequently in the 80s.

That sounds like a really interesting way to spend your time. Did you get to time travel or get teleported out of your body or learn skills from a download of living light entering through your retinas? Just curious.

In the 80s, you could smoke on planes, too, huh? Yeah, I did that once or twice. On one flight. Wheeee, that was fun. I felt like so grown-up, dosing everyone around me with airborne drugs. I was IN CONTROL.

Hey, you don't even smoke, do you Uncle? Interesting. How about a whole-house fluoride filter? You might like its effects on your memory, I bet you can barely remember what the waiting rooms looked like during all those trips in The Reagan Years. But, imagine the smell.

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 15, 2020, 09:31:22 AM
In the 80s, you could smoke on planes, too, huh? Yeah, I did that once or twice. On one flight. Wheeee, that was fun. I felt like so grown-up, dosing everyone around me with airborne drugs. I was IN CONTROL.

Hey, you don't even smoke, do you Uncle? Interesting. How about a whole-house fluoride filter? You might like its effects on your memory, I bet you can barely remember what the waiting rooms looked like during all those trips in The Reagan Years. But, imagine the smell.

No, I never smoked. Seeing my grandfather, a lifelong smoker, die a long, lingering death from emphysema served as a warning to me. 

The rules regarding smoking on commercial a/c really evolved through the 1980s. One of the latter iterations required airlines to accommodate any passenger who requested a non-smoking seat.  So if the only seat left on a flight was in the last row, the whole aircraft was designated non-smoking. I was on a flight from LAX to St Louis where that happened. Things got ugly, to the point the pilot threatened to land an hour into the flight and have federal charges brought against some of the irate passengers.  When we did land in St Louis, the non-smoking passenger who had pissed off the smokers was asked to deplane ahead of everyone else to be gone from the gate area before the smokers in the rear left the aircraft.


GravitySucks

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 15, 2020, 10:54:00 AM
No, I never smoked. Seeing my grandfather, a lifelong smoker, die a long, lingering death from emphysema served as a warning to me. 

The rules regarding smoking on commercial a/c really evolved through the 1980s. One of the latter iterations required airlines to accommodate any passenger who requested a non-smoking seat.  So if the only seat left on a flight was in the last row, the whole aircraft was designated non-smoking. I was on a flight from LAX to St Louis where that happened. Things got ugly, to the point the pilot threatened to land an hour into the flight and have federal charges brought against some of the irate passengers.  When we did land in St Louis, the non-smoking passenger who had pissed off the smokers was asked to deplane ahead of everyone else to be gone from the gate area before the smokers in the rear left the aircraft.

I always flew Muse Air when I could. First non-smoking airline and nice, new MD-80s.

Jackstar

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 15, 2020, 10:54:00 AM
No, I never smoked.

Good. Your lung tissue will be harvested and added to our own magnificence. Don't think of it as a great honor. Think of it as just what we do.

Obviously, you're getting a cyborg body upgrade. The usual conditions. Don't tell anyone, of course. Because rules. Now, remember, whatever you do: it's totally normal to have no innovations in 90 years of developing jet engine technology. SAY IT. SAY IT PRECISELY.

Good, good. You'll get your usual fat wad of cash stuffed into an envelope in the usual way--at a bank. Dosevedanya, Patriot.

Jackstar

Quote from: GravitySucks on July 15, 2020, 01:21:18 PM
nice, new MD-80s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonnell_Douglas_MD-80

Point to me on the calendar when the scientists first put that throbbing motive force of power together and turned it on. I couldn't tell from all the gobbledygook I didn't care about.

P.S.: I figured it out! I know you loathe me, because I can freely talk about the antigrav and you can't, because you are a kept slave bound by oath and contract. Hah! Now, did I read your mind, or did I just deduce that? Only your barber knows for sure.

Get over it either way. Maybe some counseling? How about a second juice box before your afternoon nap. Go ahead--innovate.

Dateline

Now, now we must not let this pass.  Here is the Norry dedication of the week. . A little Natra with your Rona.
https://youtu.be/1t8kAbUg4t4

Here is a tip.  This is an ideal song for his final sign off due to contract expiration.

Juan

Oh boy.  Second half guest is a natural intuitive.

albrecht

Quote from: Juan on July 15, 2020, 04:22:12 PM
Oh boy.  Second half guest is a natural intuitive.
And apparently naturally clever and gets clients to sign indemnification waivers before granting them "advice."   She also mentions using rose-colored glasses, not as a metaphor.

https://cyndidale.com/waiver-release-and-assumption-of-risk-form/


According to his former loyal employees, in a documentary film, after Disney's studio was seized by the United States Army, Disney came to the studio every day but drifted around like "a ghost" with nothing to do. Since he was not allowed to work on his own
projects, he felt he had no choice, but to take the $80,000. offered by the Navel Bureau of Aeronautics to produce propaganda films in support of WWII. The film: Der Fuhrer's Face was the cartoon he most objected to making, and Disney referred to his characters as "captives" forced to perform. There was one short he flatly refused to make because he thought it was a disguised attempt to promote Communism on America.

Before WWII Disney had stumped with Lucky Lindy to promote the idea that the United States should not become involved in WWII. Disney felt that the hell he endured during the war years was retribution for this, and I agree. Even now, some 64 years after the man's death, he is still being smeared by his enemies promoting foul and spurious lies about his life (such as the lie he was a pedophile in love with boy actor in Old Yeller). Sorry to stray so far from the suckage of George, but this info is too important not to be shared.

ItsOver

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on July 15, 2020, 05:18:26 PM
...he is still being smeared by his enemies promoting foul and spurious lies about his life (such as the lie he was a pedophile in love with boy actor in Old Yeller). Sorry to stray so far from the suckage of George, but this info is too important not to be shared.
Speaking of George, don't you mean "Old Yellow?"


Kidnostad3

Quote from: Jojo on July 15, 2020, 02:39:11 AM
Minnie Mouse's dress was always phallic and Donald Duck was always like a lecher with his body language.

And Donald doesn't wear pants for god sakes!

albrecht

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 15, 2020, 05:50:58 PM
And Donald doesn't wear pants for god sakes!
And "Fantasia" is something right out of the Zohar! In addition to the obvious #metoo sexism endemic in Disney films!

ItsOver

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 15, 2020, 05:50:58 PM
And Donald doesn't wear pants for god sakes!
"Someday My Prince Will Come" is blatantly misogynistic.  Disgusting!


 
Quote from: Juan on July 15, 2020, 04:22:12 PM
Oh boy.  Second half guest is a natural intuitive.

I wonder if she will be able to intuit, that in his own special way, Noory is hitting on her?

From her website, it looks like this woman engages in the worst kind of happy-talk new age huxsterism, to the tune of 350 bucks an hour. She even has a disclaimer about how not to expect her to have all the answers or predict the future. These types disgust me more than any other type of guest. They refuse to do an honest days work, instead using gile and sweet talk to swindle money from wealthy fools. They certainly don't reach many wealthy folks on C2C. From the callers, I would say the majority of listeners are living in poverty.

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on July 15, 2020, 05:18:26 PM
According to his former loyal employees, in a documentary film, after Disney's studio was seized by the United States Army, Disney came to the studio every day but drifted around like "a ghost" with nothing to do. Since he was not allowed to work on his own
projects, he felt he had no choice, but to take the $80,000. offered by the Navel Bureau of Aeronautics to produce propaganda films in support of WWII. The film: Der Fuhrer's Face was the cartoon he most objected to making, and Disney referred to his characters as "captives" forced to perform. There was one short he flatly refused to make because he thought it was a disguised attempt to promote Communism on America.

Before WWII Disney had stumped with Lucky Lindy to promote the idea that the United States should not become involved in WWII. Disney felt that the hell he endured during the war years was retribution for this, and I agree. Even now, some 64 years after the man's death, he is still being smeared by his enemies promoting foul and spurious lies about his life (such as the lie he was a pedophile in love with boy actor in Old Yeller). Sorry to stray so far from the suckage of George, but this info is too important not to be shared.

Disney made a ton of propaganda films during WWII and while I've heard the rumors he was a Nazi sympathizer, none of them proven or convincing, why would he have had a problem with Der Fuhrer's Face?  It won the Academy Award for animation.

My favorite of those WWII movies is the Hitler's Children one showing how young children were indoctrinated as Nazis.


I would post a link here to a detailed account of the life of Walt Disney, but it would be like stirring up a hornet's nest here, which I have no desire to do. It's bad enough that so much space is taken up by sock puppets discussing everything under the sun...except the suckage of George and his guests.

Jojo

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 15, 2020, 10:54:00 AM
No, I never smoked. Seeing my grandfather, a lifelong smoker, die a long, lingering death from emphysema served as a warning to me. 

The rules regarding smoking on commercial a/c really evolved through the 1980s. One of the latter iterations required airlines to accommodate any passenger who requested a non-smoking seat.  So if the only seat left on a flight was in the last row, the whole aircraft was designated non-smoking. I was on a flight from LAX to St Louis where that happened. Things got ugly, to the point the pilot threatened to land an hour into the flight and have federal charges brought against some of the irate passengers.  When we did land in St Louis, the non-smoking passenger who had pissed off the smokers was asked to deplane ahead of everyone else to be gone from the gate area before the smokers in the rear left the aircraft.
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