George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Dateline]

Hmmm!  They were discussing an Instagram account last night. 

[expat]

Tonight, Sara Chana -- "Master Herbalist ond Homeopath"  *click-off

[CronkitesGhost]

Fuck Noory and his sycophant Tommy. And that useless twat Lisa Lyons. The show is unlistenable to 70% of the time - the guests are terrible, quack health 'experts', new age charlatans, the endless parade of female intuitives with their numerological, psychic, astrological bullshit. Punnett and Knapp can find interesting guests - Noory and Danheiser don't even know what's interesting, they have destroyed Coast but nobody cares, most of the listeners use it as white noise to keep them company or to fall asleep. Myself I want something interesting to listen to, I don't care that Hoagland is batshit crazy and none of his 'science' is real, at least he has interesting conversations. Noory is just flat out thick in the head, dumber than the corona virus.

[expat]

I don't care that Hoagland is batshit crazy and none of his 'science' is real, at least he has interesting conversations.

Cheer up, you still have regular doses of Hoagland's former brown-nose Mike Bara. Bara is just as wrong** as Hoagland about everything (except the Nazca mummy) but he's a good interviewee.

** https://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2020/03/no-epidemic-in-seattle-says-mike-bara.html

[aldousburbank]

Fuck Noory and his sycophant Tommy. And that useless twat Lisa Lyons. The show is unlistenable to 70% of the time - the guests are terrible, quack health 'experts', new age charlatans, the endless parade of female intuitives with their numerological, psychic, astrological bullshit. Punnett and Knapp can find interesting guests - Noory and Danheiser don't even know what's interesting, they have destroyed Coast but nobody cares, most of the listeners use it as white noise to keep them company or to fall asleep. Myself I want something interesting to listen to, I don't care that Hoagland is batshit crazy and none of his 'science' is real, at least he has interesting conversations. Noory is just flat out thick in the head, dumber than the corona virus.

Maybe you’re just having an egg deficiency.

[albrecht]

Maybe you’re just having an egg deficiency.

As many are without their own hens or not living in more rural areas due to the 'shelter in place,' 'self-quarantine,' and hoarding cause by Doc Wallet admonitions that everyone should eat so many eggs daily.

I wonder if he could come up with a powdered product containing powdered eggs, toomeric, ascorbic acid, and dried beet extract that one could insufflate or mix with water?

And a special UV lamp so that those in non-sunny lands or 'self quarantined' can get vitamin D. We need to BEAT this bioweapon, Doc Wallet, step up with your products!

[NoMoreNoory]

First guest tonight, herbalist Sara Chana, mentions after the bottom-of-of-the-hour news break that she is recovering from coronavirus. An astonished Joorch interrupts. ‘Wait a moment. You didn’t tell me you had coronavirus.’ Sara responds, ‘George! I told you at the beginning of the show!’ ‘It went over my head’ says Noory.
As most things do.
He asks her what the symptoms are. She lists them, including ‘body aches’. When she’s done, Joorch asks, ‘Does it hurt?’

[expat]

George said "The so-called killer virus" then proceeded to tell us how many people it has now killed. Oh George!

[Hog]

As many are without their own hens or not living in more rural areas due to the 'shelter in place,' 'self-quarantine,' and hoarding cause by Doc Wallet admonitions that everyone should eat so many eggs daily.

I wonder if he could come up with a powdered product containing powdered eggs, toomeric, ascorbic acid, and dried beet extract that one could insufflate or mix with water?

And a special UV lamp so that those in non-sunny lands or 'self quarantined' can get vitamin D. We need to BEAT this bioweapon, Doc Wallet, step up with your products!

I heard somewhere that exposing the arms and face to direct sunlight for 15 minutes a day, in Northern latitudes was enough UV to allow the body to synthesize cholicaliciferol=D3(sp?), provided there was no deficiency in precursors.

MV and Evelyn discussed this in detail on an episode of the Michael Vanderhooven's Radio Trainwreck.  MV mentioned his use of Vitamin D "gummies".  The selling point of gummie type medications is
A) they are a good way to get a child to take their meds(can also cause overdose as kids think its "just" candy.  B) That because you can keep them in your mouth and allow them to dissolve, that the resulting medication/saliva syrup is more completely absorbed when compared to a tablet, that can sometimes pass completely through the GI tract and present itself WHOLE while riding a brown torpedo to the depths of your toilet bowl.  While someone might see a whole pill in their stool, that doesn't necessarily mean the medication went unabsorbed through your GI tract. One very popular controlled release pain medication that bound the medication in a wax derived medium that allowed the drug, Oxycodone to be released by the whole pill over 12 hours allowing for a more easily dosed medication.  Instead of taking a couple immediate/quick release Oxycodone pills every 3-4 hours, a patient could take a single pill every 12 hours. The most common acetaminophen/oxycodone pill here is the 5 milligram oxycodone dose that's mixed with 325 or 500 milligrams of acetaminophen/paracetamol/Tylenol. They are called Percocette, Percs,Oxycocette Taking 2 provides a 10 mg opioid/650/1000mg non-opioid pain reliever. Swapping out Tylenol for ASA(AcetylSalicylicAcid=Aspirin) with the oxycodone changes the name to Percodan.  If your pain dictates that you dose every 3 hours, then that's 10mg x 4=40mg.  Instead of gobbling 8 Percs, a single 40 mg oxycodone controlled release tablet covers the opiate portion of the drug therapy. In 1996 physicians were being trained to use opiates more and more. Instead of being reserved for end of life pain control which is classified as severe pain, physicians were being told that the way in which OxyContin uses a time release feature renders controlled release oxycodone MUCH less addictive than oral morphine, therefore is safe to prescribe to people with moderate to severe pain.  The physicians training the physicians were paid by Purdue. One of these Purdue paid physicians, is now Canada's number one advocate against Purdues marketing practices.

OxyContin was available in 10mg, 20mg, 40mg, 80mg and 160mg controlled release oxycodone.  A single OxyContic 160mg tablet has the same amount of opioid in it as is contained within 32 Percocet tablets.  Even if you assume that the 160mg tablet is releasing approx. 13.3 milligrams of oxycodone per hour(160mg/12 hours=13.3mg) that single oral pill, taken by someone who is opioid naive could EASILY kill them.  It was for this reason that in 2001 that the 160mg OxyContin tabs were discontinued in North American trade. Then you take into account that ANY of the Oxycontin family can be converted from a tablet, into a very fine powder for insufflation(snorting) or for IV use within 30 seconds, which defeats ALL of the time release properties, giving you 100% of the oxycodone that was designed to be released evenly over 12 hours in your gut, all at once.  Purdue couldnt design an easier to abuse drug if they wanted to.
1)Place tablet in mouth
2) Wipe off outter coating with Kleenex
3) Place tablet on hard surface
4) Crush with bottom of water glass
5) If needed finish powdering with credit card
6) Snort away!

Here is pics of the available OxyContin selection. Prior to 2001 when the 160mg "purple barrels" were pulled from the market.

The 40mg tablets, weighed exactly half of the 80mg tablets and the 160's weighed the same as 2 80's. So they could make 40's, 80's and 160's from teh same exact preparation.  The 10's and 20's were the same weight, thus the 10's and the 20's both had unique preparations.  By simply changing the size of the pills, thus changing their masses, Purdue was able to offer 5 different dosages of OxyContin, while having to create only 3 different formulations. 

All the fun in Canada stopped in 2012, when OxyNeo was introduced by Purdue.  OxyNeo was a new formulation "tamper resistant" formulation.  Since Purdues patent had just expired, many Canadian companies took over the highly abuseable formulation and started pumping them out.  As of 2017, there was no more production of time release Oxycodone preparations in Canada. Strong heroin and/or oxycodone opened up a market not previously penetrated by heroin. Many find injection to not be an option for them, but insufflating a powder is much more acceptable. Highschool and college kids could now enjoy all teh greatness of opiates, without the injection stigma  associated with street heroin.
Oxycontin allowed the user
1)an opiate supply made in an FDA approved laboratory , typically not mixed in a garbage can in the middle of a jungle
2)no hazardous "cutting" agents.  Street heroin is typically under 20%, usually WAY under 20% and sometimes bad cutting agents are used.
3)If a legit tablet, OxyContin provided an easily measured drug. No wondering if your next "dose" will be a hot does and kill you.


All this removal of oxycontin/oxycodone products did, was to force users to get into the Fentanyl and Carfentanyl craziness, as a result more people are dying as it's IMPOSSIBLE for a typical user to measure drugs that are measured in micrograms, or one-millionth(.000001) of a gram.(28 grams in an ounce)

Gone are the days when scoring some good old No. 4 "China White" diacetylmorphine/diamorphine sold by Bayer under the tradename-Heroin.  The new drug Heroin, worked great for morphine addiction.
I have a hardcover copy of the Merck manual which is a staple of medical type schooling. When I bought the book at the University of Toronto bookstore it came with a copy of the same Merck Manual that was printed back in 1897.  The amount of cocaine hydrochloride, morphine and diamorphine(Heroin) that was included in MANY of the treatments of the day was impressive.  Currently morphine is the most commonly used of the 3 and although Cocaine Hydrochloride in an aqueous solution is used as an anesthetic for certain eye procedures. The local hospital still stocks it, but has been supplanted by non-cocaine solutions.
"Heroin is making a comeback, in a BIG way."  John Travolta's "smack" dealer in Pulp Fictions.
Heroin has been given to unsuccessful Methadone patients in the UK for years now.  It is now being used in Canada as well, but has started only recently. In Western Canada(esp. Vancouver) a pharmacist gives you your ampoule of Heroin and a clean injection kit.  You walk to an open  supervised injection booth.  While you "fix" a Nurse circulates ensuring that in case someone has issues, there is help and Narcan(drug=naloxone, the antidote(opioid receptor antagonist) is readily available. Narcan reverses the effects of opiates and can stop an overdose in its tracks.

peace
Hog

[ItsOver]

Maybe you’re just having an egg deficiency.

I recommend Tangy Tangerine.  So does this guy.



I think the CDC recommends staying 6 feet away from it, as you take it.

[albrecht]

Guest -talking about otters- and Norry "they have that big flat tail." Guest: "Well, that's a beaver." I also don't think Norry understood the "Cracker Dog Killer" that kills "cracker's" dogs. I don't think he knows what a "cracker" means in FLA etc.

[At the stroke of midnight]

I have been using a tanning salon for the past nine years for pain. I have not had a flu or cold in all that time. The unit provides UB V rays only. Strangely enough, the wrinkles on my face have disappeared during this time. However, this could have been due to something else. Vitamin D is  a wonderful thing.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Guest -talking about otters- and Norry "they have that big flat tail." Guest: "Well, that's a beaver." I also don't think Norry understood the "Cracker Dog Killer" that kills "cracker's" dogs. I don't think he knows what a "cracker" means in FLA etc.

I caught that as well. He definitely had never heard of a Florida Cracker. Never heard the word canid either. Even a kid raised in a city apartment knows what a beaver is from cartoons, but not George. At times it seems like George was dropped into the world from another dimension.

The caller from Washington with the tale about being terrorized by a family of Big Feet was great. I was praying George would let him finish his story before cutting him off. I was shocked that not only did George let him finish, but he actually showed a glimmer of interest in the story.

[albrecht]

I caught that as well. He definitely had never heard of a Florida Cracker. Never heard the word canid either. Even a kid raised in a city apartment knows what a beaver is from cartoons, but not George. At times it seems like George was dropped into the world from another dimension.

The caller from Washington with the tale about being terrorized by a family of Big Feet was great. I was praying George would let him finish his story before cutting him off. I was shocked that not only did George let him finish, but he actually showed a glimmer of interest in the story.

Yes it is almost like Norry appeared from another dimension through a portal.
I agree I was pleasantly surprised when Norry actually let a caller tell his tale without cutting him off quickly or steering the conversation towards some personal Norry anecdote. A rare occasion but I'll give him credit when it is due.

[Dateline]

Want to give him credit?  Please swipe to 1111-1111-1111-1111, and it will apply to his outstanding debt load?  Many thanks in advance from Norry.

[PChirp]

Me sees that Dr. Wallach will be front and center hawking his snake oil remedies and upping his recommendations of eating your daily allotment of eggs.  I mean, what else could combat the Coovid-19?   In case you're wondering, the Bozo will be back this upcoming Thursday (April 8th) to sale his wears like a flea market roundabout. 

Fair warning.  In my area, prices for an 18pk of run-of-the-mill eggs are more than a gallon of gasoline.  WTF?

Chirp   

[Jojo]

I caught that as well. He definitely had never heard of a Florida Cracker. Never heard the word canid either. Even a kid raised in a city apartment knows what a beaver is from cartoons, but not George. At times it seems like George was dropped into the world from another dimension.

The caller from Washington with the tale about being terrorized by a family of Big Feet was great. I was praying George would let him finish his story before cutting him off. I was shocked that not only did George let him finish, but he actually showed a glimmer of interest in the story.

To George's credit, otters do have big, flat tails that slap water.

What I don't know what a cracker is.

[Jojo]

I have been using a tanning salon for the past nine years for pain. I have not had a flu or cold in all that time. The unit provides UB V rays only. Strangely enough, the wrinkles on my face have disappeared during this time. However, this could have been due to something else. Vitamin D is  a wonderful thing.

Does it feel weird laying on glass?  It is glass, right?  Do you have to cover your eyes?

[Jojo]

George said "The so-called killer virus" then proceeded to tell us how many people it has now killed. Oh George!

No matter which side you are on, that is a hilarious verbal exchange.

[expat]

Tonight: Spirituality, intuition and... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[CronkitesGhost]

he's such a bloody moron it's almost sad. no idea who the guest is but he's talking free speech and he makes the point that in many countries it's a crime to deny the Holocaust.

enter our witless wonder of a host 'Well if somebody says 1 million died in the Holocaust rather than 6 million I don't think that makes them a racist or a Zionist'

incredible, he doesn't have the slightest idea what a Zionist is.

[Jojo]

Hey, Venus!
Oh, Venus!

Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you

Venus, make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me

Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task

Venus, if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live

Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task

Venus, if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live

Hey, Venus!
Oh, Venus!
Make my wish come true


This is not listed as Art Bell bumper music.  Puke.  The girl needs to be lovely. And willing to skip the physical preludes and get right into kissing.  He's almost 70. Don't most ladies eyes start  fading before that?  Grey hair sometimes has a matte finish, not a sheen.  I don't think this man is anywhere near as nice as some people think he is.  It's one thing to want someone young.  It's another thing to allude to it on a large scale.

[Dr. MD MD]

Hey, Venus!
Oh, Venus!

Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you

Venus, make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me

Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task

Venus, if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live

Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task

Venus, if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live

Hey, Venus!
Oh, Venus!
Make my wish come true


This is not listed as Art Bell bumper music.  Puke.  The girl needs to be lovely. And willing to skip the physical preludes and get right into kissing.   He's almost 70.  Don't most ladies eyes start 
fading before that?  Grey hair sometimes has a matte finish, not a sheen.  I don't think this man is anywhere near as nice as some people think he is.

Jojo, you so crazy!

[Jojo]

Jojo, you so crazy!

I can do this all night!

[Dr. MD MD]

I can do this all night!

I know.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch, of course, is running his pet Covid vs the flu theory with John Rappaport. He complains that the ‘mainstream media’ has not reported ‘seasonal death flus’.

He claims he saw someone sneeze in the grocery store today ‘and people ran away like he had the plague.’ There he is again. Non-essential travel, talking to restaurant owners, in the grocery store. So responsible.

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory is all over the map with this tonight. He doesn’t understand how one man in Wuhan can have caused this global epidemic, which is as pathetic as his ‘I don’t understand the Big Bang’ mantra, and only reveals his ignorance of how viruses work.
At the same time, he claims to be the first media outlet to run with the story because he saw a piece about a man who ate a snake who ate a bat and thought ‘Whoa! That’s a weird story. I have to run with that. And the next day, another story popped, then another, then another.’
It’s the media’s fault, because they’ve created panic. This appears to imply that if news outlets were ignoring this, people wouldn’t be getting sick and dying. But if he was the first to run with the story, and everyone else picked it up after him, then it’s his fault, isn’t it?
He and Rappaport are giving credence to the ‘it’s 5g’ bullshit. For the record, as far as I can see 5g is currently in 40 countries worldwide, while Covid-19 is in 184. I think that’s called a statistical mis-match.
Finally, it’s ‘them’. You know, ‘they’. The ones responsible for all this to reduce the global population, destroy the economy and usher in our old friend The New World Order. Even though Joorch relentlessly pushes his belief that the common flu is a bigger killer.
No word yet as to how exactly the tiger in the Bronx Zoo fits into this smorgasbord of stooped.

[Jojo]

Best part was when George started the night by asking his guest, "When did you start thinking?  It was 1972, wasn't it?"  Ha, ha, ha.  He projects his own problems onto someone else...  Sorry you starting thinking in 1972, George.  The years between 1952 and 1072 must have been very difficult for you!

Another fine show!

[Jojo]

Best part was when George started the night by asking his guest, "When did you start thinking?  It was 1972, wasn't it?"  Ha, ha, ha.  He projects his own problems onto someone else...  Sorry you starting thinking in 1972, George.  The years between 1952 and 1072 must have been very difficult for you!

Another fine show!

Sounds like they re-recorded it correctly for the re-run...  Do we wonder what George does since we know it's not show prep?  Um, probably a lot of deleting and re-recording lol.

It's all good.  You either enjoy the show.  Or you laugh.

[expat]

It's hard to imagine anything more irresponsible for a national media outlet than to invite a guest who urges listeners to disobey the new rules of behavior and get back to work.