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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

eddie dean

Quote from: jazmunda on August 15, 2013, 12:46:07 AM
I just have one question for George.

Are shadow rodents real?

try shadow D-con Jaz. it works great for the shadow rodents

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: DigitalGuy on August 15, 2013, 12:48:44 AM

I'm going into the shadow rodent extermination business. I smell big money.

LOL!!   ;D   ;D 



Maxwell

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 15, 2013, 12:30:17 AM
As promised: The Voice of Jesus E-mail exchange from January 18th, 2012...

Just as expected.  Because this thread is moving so quickly, I'm going to repost a link to the video tomorrow.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 15, 2013, 12:52:00 AM
Here is the new trailer for Dark Matter!!! Let me know what you guys think.

http://artbell.com/ross-howard-trailer-3-time-travel/


Art Bell - Dark Matter - Trailer 3 - Time Travel

That was really cool and very well done.

I wish we could time travel to September 16th and be there already!

jazmunda


SaucyRossy

Quote from: jazmunda on August 15, 2013, 12:59:27 AM
Brilliant.

The best one yet.

I love the movie "Safety Not Guaranteed".

It's quickly become one of my favorites and it oddly feels like it was influenced by Art Bell and C2C

SaucyRossy

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 15, 2013, 12:59:19 AM
That was really cool and very well done.

I wish we could time travel to September 16th and be there already!

Thanks Roy, same here.

Quote from: eddie dean on August 15, 2013, 12:25:00 AM
uh oh. after the banishments of today,

(eyebrow raised)

I can't figure out what you're talking about but you posted right after me.  Did I say something odd?


Needle woman

Here is the new trailer for Dark Matter!!! Let me know what you guys think.

http://artbell.com/ross-howard-trailer-3-time-travel/


Saucy,  this is terrific, good job!

Catsmile

Quote from: jazmunda on August 15, 2013, 12:46:07 AM
I just have one question for George.

Are shadow rodents real?

Without a doubt I'm sure Dave sees shadow rodents all the time.
He sees them just at the top of his field of vision, like they are on the top of his head.  ;)

Did anyone just catch George's stupid explanation for why his Beyond Bleef podcast is really a TV show?!  In obvious response to recent posts, he claimed it qualifies as a television show because people watch it on computers connected to their televisions. George, not only are you incompetent, you're disingenuous to boot.

But hey everyone, keep an eye out for my new TV show, "How to play a C chord on guitar" coming soon to YouTube.


eddie dean

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 15, 2013, 01:03:08 AM
I can't figure out what you're talking about but you posted right after me.  Did I say something odd?
no sir. I have no problem with you.
Im glad to see this thread back to normal (whatever that means)
I am simply theorizing about possible infiltrators and maybe future flamers/trolls

SaucyRossy

Quote from: Partiefiuchter on August 15, 2013, 01:09:24 AM

That's just so damn beautiful.

Hahah that made my night.

Quote from: Gnoory on August 15, 2013, 01:03:31 AM
Great job on that trailer Saucy.
I think it is great you are here Jeorge. I hope you stay.
Now on to business...
If we raised $250K, would you let male pornstar Lexington Steele pummel you in the ass on pay per view?


Quote from: eddie dean on August 15, 2013, 01:11:12 AM
no sir. I have no problem with you.
Im glad to see this thread back to normal (whatever that means)
I am simply theorizing about possible infiltrators and maybe future flamers/trolls


Quote from: eddie dean on August 15, 2013, 01:11:12 AM
no sir. I have no problem with you.
Im glad to see this thread back to normal (whatever that means)
I am simply theorizing about possible infiltrators and maybe future flamers/trolls

Okay, thanks for responding.  I'm feeling pretty wary myself.

zeebo

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on August 14, 2013, 10:32:14 PM
I am not going to stop talking about you because you walked in the room.
I will keep talking about you.

I will stop talking about you when you do a better job.
That is the greatest favor I can do for you.

I don't care about how big the show is. Justin Beiber sells millions of albums and I don't listen. McDonalds serves billions of hamburgers and I don't eat there.

I was just going to make a similar point to George.  Just because something is successful, it doesn't mean it's actually something great, and vice versa.  Lots of fast food frachises, movies, tv/radio shows, musical groups, software programs, etc. are very successful, but not necessarily something to really be proud of. 

We here want something special and worthwhile, not just something that satisfies some arbitrary business metrics.  Perhaps we have higher and/or different standards than many of your loyal listeners. Perhaps by making a few tweaks based on our many thoughtful suggestions you can improve the show and even win a few of us back.  But I doubt you're going to convince any of us that our long record of complaints don't hold up given your ratings.

By the way, I think most of us don't want you to try and be a clone of Art.  But we do want you to try and do shows that approch the same level of quality, done in your own style of course. 

SaucyRossy

Quote from: Gnoory on August 15, 2013, 01:03:31 AM
Great job on that trailer Saucy.

Thank you George. Have you checked out the other two trailers?

lonevoice

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 15, 2013, 12:52:00 AM
Here is the new trailer for Dark Matter!!! Let me know what you guys think.

http://artbell.com/ross-howard-trailer-3-time-travel/


Art Bell - Dark Matter - Trailer 3 - Time Travel

I posted this on another thread, Ross, but I'd like to put it here too.  I like this one the best; it's terrific.  It has a real theatrical feel to it, some beautiful imagery and transitions, and the music is so dramatic.  Just right.  Also, the dissolve (?) of the letters in the closing credits gives it a mysterious feel.  This is perfect for Art.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: lonevoice on August 15, 2013, 01:16:57 AM
I posted this on another thread, Ross, but I'd like to put it here too.  I like this one the best; it's terrific.  It has a real theatrical feel to it, some beautiful imagery and transitions, and the music is so dramatic.  Just right.  Also, the dissolve (?) of the letters in the closing credits gives it a mysterious feel.  This is perfect for Art.

Thanks buddy, that gives me a great idea of what people like. I have a few more trailers planned before the premiere of the show.

Then I was thinking if there is enough interest doing a sort of best of Art that month of dark matter recap trailer once a month.

coaster

Quote from: Gnoory on August 15, 2013, 01:03:31 AM
Great job on that trailer Saucy.
Don't feel left out. I made you a trailer.
George Noory's Pizza Roll Story
If you don't comment on it, I'm going to assume that you loved it so much that you were speechless.

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on August 15, 2013, 01:13:20 AM
I think it is great you are here Jeorge. I hope you stay.
Now on to business...
If we raised $250K, would you let male pornstar Lexington Steele pummel you in the ass on pay per view?



I think he'd do it for 5 million, a lifetime supply of Turmeric, and some incentive that it's for a good cause.

The imagery makes me want to gouge out my third eye.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: coaster on August 15, 2013, 01:21:15 AM
Don't feel left out. I made you a trailer.
George Noory's Pizza Roll Story
If you don't comment on it, I'm going to assume that you loved it so much that you were speechless.

This video makes me laugh hysterically. Seriously Coaster. It's brilliant.

lonevoice

Quote from: coaster on August 15, 2013, 01:21:15 AM
If you don't comment on it, I'm going to assume that you loved it so much that you were speechless.
I was thinking today about that one you made with the, how did it go?  "Erm...eep...eep?"

Quote from: coaster on August 15, 2013, 01:21:15 AM
Don't feel left out. I made you a trailer.
George Noory's Pizza Roll Story
If you don't comment on it, I'm going to assume that you loved it so much that you were speechless.

I love that video, I always link it when trying to introduce someone to Coast to Coast, along with George Knapp's interviews with the author of Missing 411.


Snoorys Christmas Singalong Featuring Fake Nostradamus

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 15, 2013, 01:16:08 AM
Thank you George. Have you checked out the other two trailers?

Would you be able to post the links for the other two please?

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