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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on May 10, 2019, 03:54:18 PM
Last night George pondered whether "do they refurbish the forests?" The guest was not perplexed by Norry's odd use of the English language, maybe due to his upbringing in Rhodesia and dealing with natives there (?,) and replied that many companies do plant new trees.
Ha!  Up next.



"How often should yeeewww remodel a forest?"

Juan

I haven’t read this thread in a while. Glad to see the old jokes are not forgotten. I last listened on Sunday and was surprised to learn that the emerging artists are now played for only half the show. One of the songs sounded like a couple of guys coked up, then had a few beers before turning on a cassette recorder.
George Noory still sucks.

Morgus

I see Noory is scheduled for this Sunday night c2cam show, the 2nd Sunday of the month! I hope its a website error and Noory isn't taking over more Sundays...

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on May 10, 2019, 06:24:23 PM
I see Noory is scheduled for this Sunday night c2cam show, the 2nd Sunday of the month! I hope its a website error and Noory isn't taking over more Sundays...
He could be mad that LMH after "retiring" from radio shows (read Norry's show) was on with Knapp and then was on GZ with Clyde and so is taking back Sunday. Dare we call it an "invasion," to use the term he uses about his "big events" live?

Lilith

Quote from: Morgus on May 10, 2019, 06:24:23 PM
I see Noory is scheduled for this Sunday night c2cam show, the 2nd Sunday of the month! I hope its a website error and Noory isn't taking over more Sundays...

Personally, I'd like to see Syrett get more nights.  He's my favorite.  Reminds me of Richard Groyper.  :)

Lilith

Quote from: albrecht on May 10, 2019, 06:28:08 PM
He could be mad that LMH after "retiring" from radio shows (read Norry's show) was on with Knapp and then was on GZ with Clyde and so is taking back Sunday. Dare we call it an "invasion," to use the term he uses about his "big events" live?

I think the only one sad to see LMH retire, is George Senda.   I could be wrong.

Quote from: brig on May 10, 2019, 07:10:38 PM
Personally, I'd like to see Syrett get more nights.  He's my favorite.  Reminds me of Richard Groyper.  :)

shhh! stop blowing my cover, brig.



ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on May 10, 2019, 06:24:23 PM
I see Noory is scheduled for this Sunday night c2cam show, the 2nd Sunday of the month! I hope its a website error and Noory isn't taking over more Sundays...
Something is in error.  Note how Noory's listed up front but Syrett is mentioned as the host in the first half of the show.

DATE
Sunday - May 12, 2019
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Vennie Kocsis,    Hugh Ross
First Half: In 1973, Sila Caprin's mother was recruited into a religious cult, Sam Fife's Move of God. Within the year, Sila and her family would be taken far into the Alaska tundra to live at a compound monitored by armed men and surrounded by miles of woods. Cult researcher and advocate for cult survivors, Vennie Kocsis, joins Richard Syrett ...

Lilith

Quote from: ItsOver on May 10, 2019, 09:48:14 PM
Something is in error.  Note how Noory's listed up front but Syrett is mentioned as the host in the first half of the show.

DATE
Sunday - May 12, 2019
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Vennie Kocsis,    Hugh Ross
First Half: In 1973, Sila Caprin's mother was recruited into a religious cult, Sam Fife's Move of God. Within the year, Sila and her family would be taken far into the Alaska tundra to live at a compound monitored by armed men and surrounded by miles of woods. Cult researcher and advocate for cult survivors, Vennie Kocsis, joins Richard Syrett ...

I hope it's Syrett.


albrecht

Quote from: brig on May 10, 2019, 11:02:56 PM
Ok Ian, surprise me.


For a Deacon, or whatever, Ian seems to have an odd fascination with crime, drinking, and perversions.  Seems always been that way on shows. Subjects and then his follow up questions. But I still like him compared because ready with comments and into subjects.

Lilith

Quote from: albrecht on May 10, 2019, 11:32:52 PM

For a Deacon, or whatever, Ian seems to have an odd fascination with crime, drinking, and perversions.  Seems always been that way on shows. Subjects and then his follow up questions. But I still like him compared because ready with comments and into subjects.

ikr?

With all that said, I haven't listened to Ian in years.  I remember an Ian with pathetic, unfunny jokes, repeated over and over again.  I'm pleasantly surprised that he has dropped that style, in favor of a more seriously interested aura.

He still has that voice quality that reminds me of  J. Neil Schulman  tho, sad to say.


Jojo

Quote from: ItsOver on May 10, 2019, 09:48:14 PM
Something is in error.  Note how Noory's listed up front but Syrett is mentioned as the host in the first half of the show.

DATE
Sunday - May 12, 2019
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Vennie Kocsis,    Hugh Ross
First Half: In 1973, Sila Caprin's mother was recruited into a religious cult, Sam Fife's Move of God. Within the year, Sila and her family would be taken far into the Alaska tundra to live at a compound monitored by armed men and surrounded by miles of woods. Cult researcher and advocate for cult survivors, Vennie Kocsis, joins Richard Syrett ...
Thanks for the heads' up.

Quote from: Dateline on May 10, 2019, 08:25:41 AM
Coming soon to a city near you.  NorryDate.com.  Rent Norry by the hour or by the minute.  He comes complete with drink in hand.  An umbrella in the drink will cost you more. Pick the wig of your choice.  There is currently a 50% discount on Norry with a manbun or with matching braids.
Paper dolls!  Extra mustaches and remember the package needs to include his famous 'half 'stache, lol.

Jojo

Quote from: brig on May 10, 2019, 07:12:55 PM
I think the only one sad to see LMH retire, is George Senda.   I could be wrong.
It is wrong for you to think.

Quote from: brig on May 10, 2019, 10:24:02 AM

#SadButTrue
#SadButYou


They get a decent guest on, a renowned FBI serial killer profiler, who is enjoying the interview with Ian so what does Ian or the producer do? Ends the interview when the guest was clearly up for another hour or more. All so they could get to open lines, would be such a shame to miss out on the 100th call from the black lady who believes she's Cleopatra reincarnated. 

Lilith

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on May 11, 2019, 01:44:08 AM
They get a decent guest on, a renowned FBI serial killer profiler, who is enjoying the interview with Ian so what does Ian or the producer do? Ends the interview when the guest was clearly up for another hour or more. All so they could get to open lines, would be such a shame to miss out on the 100th call from the black lady who believes she's Cleopatra reincarnated.


It's especially odd since Ian was in such a hurry to get to the guest when he opened the show.


ItsOver

Quote from: brig on May 10, 2019, 11:02:33 PM
I hope it's Syrett.
I'll be surprised if it's not Syrett on Sunday.  Syrett is on Saturday and I can't imagine Jorch is going to hurriedly jet back almost completely across the county to LA, after "invading" Columbus today.  Although, is Ma Noory in the St. Louis area?  He could pay her a visit on Mother's Day and do a broadcast from his "cave".  ;) ::)  I'm sure Ma Noory would love to see her little Jorchie.



Kidnostad3

Quote from: brig on May 10, 2019, 11:38:58 PM
ikr?

With all that said, I haven't listened to Ian in years.  I remember an Ian with pathetic, unfunny jokes, repeated over and over again.  I'm pleasantly surprised that he has dropped that style, in favor of a more seriously interested aura.

He still has that voice quality that reminds me of  J. Neil Schulman  tho, sad to say.

Do you recall Ian telling us about the time he suddenly grabbed his wife's leg while they were sitting in a dark theater watching a horror movie?  What a hoot!  I thought I'd bust a gut.

albrecht

Quote from: brig on May 10, 2019, 11:38:58 PM
ikr?

With all that said, I haven't listened to Ian in years.  I remember an Ian with pathetic, unfunny jokes, repeated over and over again.  I'm pleasantly surprised that he has dropped that style, in favor of a more seriously interested aura.

He still has that voice quality that reminds me of  J. Neil Schulman  tho, sad to say.
He defended pornography again last night. And defended violent video games. Including a personal tale of finding Playboys in the trash of a neighbor as a 3rd Grader. Strange passions for some kind of Deacon? Maybe? I get his point claiming no direct cause&effect possibly but I think ignores certain things like comparing a Playboy to modern pornography, the availability, and the more ultra-realism and violent nature of today's games and porn. Sure maybe not a straight cause&effect but for people with already a predisposition or mental problems or young people growing up spending more time on them than school, social interaction, their families, churches, or whatever?  And if all so innocuous than why is there still laws and internal corporate warnings and age-limits on them? (Not that they work.) It is strange how Ian defends them so much.  And is so fascinated with lurid "true crime" stories of serial killers and depravity. Strange for a Deacon, I would think? Though I do think it is good for people to be aware, especially young people, girls, and women. It might be a good thing for them to be a bit paranoid and everyone should have situational awareness. Guest was good. And the ultra-feminists are crazy when there are accusations of sexism when people try to warn. Sure, you have every right to wear a sexy outfit, get blotto at the club, and walk home alone, or pick up some random guy at the bar, but there is also something called common-sense, self-preservation, and reality.  The victim doesn't not DESERVE it but there is also common-sense that should be involved.

I'm always wary of people that are a little too enthusiastic about true-crime. Like maybe somebody should check their crawlspace for hitchhikers or something.

Not too impressed by the little tantrum over the trial-by-media caller either

Uncle Duke

Quote from: albrecht on May 11, 2019, 03:35:41 PM
He defended pornography again last night. And defended violent video games. Including a personal tale of finding Playboys in the trash of a neighbor as a 3rd Grader. Strange passions for some kind of Deacon? Maybe? I get his point claiming no direct cause&effect possibly but I think ignores certain things like comparing a Playboy to modern pornography, the availability, and the more ultra-realism and violent nature of today's games and porn. Sure maybe not a straight cause&effect but for people with already a predisposition or mental problems or young people growing up spending more time on them than school, social interaction, their families, churches, or whatever?  And if all so innocuous than why is there still laws and internal corporate warnings and age-limits on them? (Not that they work.) It is strange how Ian defends them so much.  And is so fascinated with lurid "true crime" stories of serial killers and depravity. Strange for a Deacon, I would think? Though I do think it is good for people to be aware, especially young people, girls, and women. It might be a good thing for them to be a bit paranoid and everyone should have situational awareness. Guest was good. And the ultra-feminists are crazy when there are accusations of sexism when people try to warn. Sure, you have every right to wear a sexy outfit, get blotto at the club, and walk home alone, or pick up some random guy at the bar, but there is also something called common-sense, self-preservation, and reality.  The victim doesn't not DESERVE it but there is also common-sense that should be involved.

He also defended King Henry VIII for doing in his wives because they could not produce a male heir. I knew the guy was an Episcopal, but that's a bit much.

albrecht

Quote from: Uncle Duke on May 11, 2019, 05:16:02 PM
He also defended King Henry VIII for doing in his wives because they could not produce a male heir. I knew the guy was an Episcopal, but that's a bit much.
Ha!  ;D ;D   Yes, I recall that strange interlude.  He appeared to be justify any sovereign committing crimes. Weird. I think he attempted to sort of digress into a lesson on historical moral relativism and even that "people" accepted this because they wanted the king to have a heir. I had forgotten about that part.

Ian is a fraud. He looks like a pervert with bodies in his basement. I remember when he almost s***  himself when Ramona kissed him. Creepy bastard. Only Syratt does a great job, but Knapp is fairly good.

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on May 11, 2019, 06:34:37 PM
Ian is a fraud. He looks like a pervert with bodies in his basement. I remember when he almost s***  himself when Ramona kissed him. Creepy bastard. Only Syratt does a great job, but Knapp is fairly good.

LMAO @ creepy Ian.

albrecht

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on May 11, 2019, 06:34:37 PM
Ian is a fraud. He looks like a pervert with bodies in his basement. I remember when he almost s***  himself when Ramona kissed him. Creepy bastard. Only Syratt does a great job, but Knapp is fairly good.
Syrett is good. The mild-mannered Canadian has really grown on me. Knapp is good but pretty credulous with regard to anything UFO related.  Ian can be good, certainly better than Norry, but I suspect some of his key interests and obsession with brutal crimes and his dismissal of anyone who doesn't agree with his political bent. 

Uncle Duke

Quote from: albrecht on May 11, 2019, 07:14:40 PM
Syrett is good. The mild-mannered Canadian has really grown on me. Knapp is good but pretty credulous with regard to anything UFO related.  Ian can be good, certainly better than Norry, but I suspect some of his key interests and obsession with brutal crimes and his dismissal of anyone who doesn't agree with his political bent.

Yep. I think Knapp is really good when doing true crime, especially  Mafia, shows, but won't listen to his UFO/paranormal shows anymore.  He buys into anything and everything he's told with UFO guests, never questions or challenges anything.  The last time that Elizonda clown was on with him, Knapp let him babble on and on without saying anything.  He's even worse with Paulides, the biggest conman in the C2C rotation.

I wish Ian would do an update on the DB Cooper story, he had some really good guests on that topic in the past.

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