George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He doesn't know why fish fell out of the sky? Tornadoes and migration season. While I do give every guest a chance (I love NDEs and the afterlife and spirits and stuff), when they overstep the truth and begin making stuff up, I get riled. He's taking stuff other people have written about and just repeating it as his own expertise and Noory is hooked.

yep, but his site also notes appearances on C2C as early as 2000 when Art was still the primary host.

[worldends]

He doesn't know why fish fell out of the sky? Tornadoes and migration season. While I do give every guest a chance (I love NDEs and the afterlife and spirits and stuff), when they overstep the truth and begin making stuff up, I get riled. He's taking stuff other people have written about and just repeating it as his own expertise and Noory is hooked.

That is what is wrong with most of these topics, "experts" repeating anecdotes as if they are cannon.
Dave noorie sucks

[Roy Hinkley]

Goldberg: "people by nature are hyper and neurotic."  Well yeww sure are Goldberg!

[nooryisawesome]

From a different forum;

did some digging in hypnosis organizations and found in public records that he was convicted of the crime of practicing psychotherapy without a license in the state of Maryland in the late eighties. Then he had to surrender his dental license in order to avoid further prosecution. This guy is dangerous.

[Nucky Nolan]

So, Goldberg's "plan" to sound smart is to have an acronym for everything?  I think he's a FOSH - Full of Sh*t Huckster...

What gave it away? He sounds like quite the reasonable parapsychologist to me.

[bateman]

Get ready 

[nooryisawesome]

From goldbergs website


APPOINTMENT PROCEDURES AND FEES Appointments may be made by calling (818) 713-8190. Messages left with our staff or answering machine will be returned promptly.

Out of town patients will require a three hour appointment daily and the fee is $400.00 per session. For most cases a maximum of 5 three hour sessions is all that is needed to complete the training from my techniques.

Local patients from Santa Barbara to San Diego only will also require a 3 hour initial session, with subsequent appointment being 1 1/2 hours in length and the fees for these subsequent sessions are $200.00.

[lonevoice]

Goldberg is so full of shit his aura is brown

He needs some Colon Blow

[worldends]

From goldbergs website


APPOINTMENT PROCEDURES AND FEES Appointments may be made by calling (818) 713-8190. Messages left with our staff or answering machine will be returned promptly.

Out of town patients will require a three hour appointment daily and the fee is $400.00 per session. For most cases a maximum of 5 three hour sessions is all that is needed to complete the training from my techniques.

Local patients from Santa Barbara to San Diego only will also require a 3 hour initial session, with subsequent appointment being 1 1/2 hours in length and the fees for these subsequent sessions are $200.00.

Exactly.
"That's right!"
"By the way, my late aunt wash a very hanshome woman."

[lonevoice]

Get ready 

Ready!

[Nucky Nolan]

Goldberg: "people by nature are hyper and neurotic."  Well yeww sure are Goldberg!

He sounds like the reincarnation of a guy from an Old West traveling medicine show. PT Barnum underestimated the deliveries of naive babies.

[SaucyRossy]

Ready!

So am I!!!


Also everyone, I am uploading a new trailer I made for Art's new show. I think you guys will dig this one a lot.

[nooryisawesome]

Guy won't shut up!

[SaucyRossy]

Here is the new trailer!

Art Bell Dark Matter Trailer 2 - Area 51 caller

[UnscreenedCaller]

Levitate this, Bruce.

[worldends]

This motor mouthed MF has smeared his crumbs on the nazca plain, the mystery schools and every other parameme he can spout out of his fruadhole. Also, anyone else creeped out by Dave's new ominous laugh? Creepy.

[bateman]

Might not get on. Jesus, dude, take a breath.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I predict Jorch will work in 11:11 if he can get a word in edgewise.

[karios8]

LOL

[nooryisawesome]

Might not get on. Jesus, dude, take a breath.

Your not. No way he's going to ramble on on on on on....ok. On on on on on get that on on on on on

[bateman]

FUCK, they just cut me off before I could get the "reincarnation of Art Bell" out. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Stupid interrupting guest.

[nooryisawesome]

Himmler refrence

[Jnthn932]

Here is the new trailer!

Art Bell Dark Matter Trailer 2 - Area 51 caller

excellent. Can't. Freaking. Wait.

[DigitalGuy]

This guest is the kind of guy that will corner you at a party. Three hours later you're ready to blow your brains out.

[nooryisawesome]

FUCK, they just cut me off before I could get the "reincarnation of Art Bell" out. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Stupid interrupting guest.

He won't shut the fuck up. Noory has barely talked.

[jinwicked]

I was inspired.

[DigitalGuy]

.... Noory has barely talked.

Normally that would be a good thing. 

[bateman]

Himmler refrence

Heh. I was going to ask if animals could reincarnated "because I've seen some bigger ladies down here 'round Houston that make me wonder.. You know what I'm talkin' about, Jorch."

But alas...

[Morgus]

FUCK, they just cut me off before I could get the "reincarnation of Art Bell" out. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Stupid interrupting guest.

you might have better luck to wait for open lines on Friday night, the guests are too unpredictable.

[Nucky Nolan]

So am I!!!


Also everyone, I am uploading a new trailer I made for Art's new show. I think you guys will dig this one a lot.

They certainly should use it, as it's an intriguing clip that should catch the attention, as well as generate the interest, of a potential audience that might be new to the Coast scene. It's extremely "diggable".