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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No


karios8

He also has a solar flare fetish. "Do yew think itch an X-flare?" 

Nucky Nolan

Here's a conundrum for Bell-Gabbers. Who wants a solar kill shot more? Ed Dames or George Noory?

If a Munchkin is mentioned, you can bet they passed.

Dave in reference to solar flares: why do they keep pushing doom and gloom with this.


"They" is you fuck tard

George starts yelling times after name dropping Chicago times.

Times!! Times!! Times!!


worldends

According to ancestry dot com, Dave's ancestor was an illegal alien, now thasht edgy.  Dexter is a pud.


Guest makes ancestory ad reference. Says people want to know past life ancestory.

I found this funny.

Black Hole

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 07, 2013, 11:15:46 PM
Welcome to the site!
Hehe the topic just draws u in.  Thx!

I wonder if Noory checks in about his suckability.  Almost 1000 pages is a lot of suckage.  Makes him kind of famous.

Quote from: Black Hole on August 07, 2013, 11:22:01 PM
Hehe the topic just draws u in.  Thx!

I wonder if Noory checks in about his suckability.  Almost 1000 pages is a lot of suckage.  Makes him kind of famous.

We are pretty sure yes. Art comes here.
Noory (aka dave) has made on air references to a forum of haters.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 07, 2013, 11:20:05 PM
Guest makes ancestory ad reference. Says people want to know past life ancestory.

I found this funny.

That sounds like a good scam, er, field of study. It's telling that both Goldberg and Guiley are guests this week. It's just a matter of time before we're treated to a Hoagland/Warren split show. Look for Fanthorpe to retell the story of Springheeled Jack for the zillionth time.

worldends

Goldberg referencing shamanism Made me cringe, this hack is clueless.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: worldends on August 07, 2013, 11:26:12 PM
Goldberg referencing shamanism Made me cringe, this hack is clueless.

He's a good dentist, though. That should count for something.

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on August 07, 2013, 11:25:26 PM
That sounds like a good scam, er, field of study. It's telling that both Goldberg and Guiley are guests this week. It's just a matter of time before we're treated to a Hoagland/Warren split show. Look for Fanthorpe to retell the story of Spring-heeled Jack for the zillionth time.

I'm waiting for pastlifeancestory.com ads on noorys show.

I mean he pimps a website which claims to be able to tell you if someone died in your house.

karios8

Quote from: Black Hole on August 07, 2013, 11:10:06 PM
Groovy site ;D

!George Noory Sucks!

Welcome! Out of curiosity, how did you find the site?

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 07, 2013, 11:23:45 PM

Noory (aka dave) has made on air references to a forum of haters.

Silly Jorge. It's not just a forum of any old haters, it's a forum with it's own comic strip, show crasher and almost 1000 pages of George Noory suckage documentation. The least he can do is give credit where credit is due.

worldends

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 07, 2013, 11:23:45 PM
We are pretty sure yes. Art comes here.
Noory (aka dave) has made on air references to a forum of haters.

These are great days to be a hater,
George Noory sucks

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 07, 2013, 11:28:00 PM
I mean he pimps a website which claims to be able to tell you if someone died in your house.

I was hoping that was a joke! Next, we'll get commercials for ghosts with bad breath.


bateman

They had better take calls, I've got a gem for yew tonight.

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on August 07, 2013, 11:30:46 PM
I was hoping that was a joke! Next, we'll get commercials for ghosts with bad breath.

No joke, unfortunately.


Guest all over the place new age medicine, remote viewing, abduction, past lives, out of body experiences, book plugs, asteral planes, different dimensions, what side you should sleep on, etc

At least two spihit show references.

And the guest states he has a asteral projecting dog.

worldends

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 07, 2013, 11:48:49 PM
Guest all over the place new age medicine, remote viewing, abduction, past lives, out of body experiences, book plugs, asteral planes, different dimensions, what side you should sleep on, etc

I just heard him recommend staring at a shinny metal object, I could entrance Kelly Bundy with that.

Lol at guest asking George questions but not giving him a second to answer.

Quote from: worldends on August 07, 2013, 11:51:44 PM
I just heard him recommend staring at a shinny metal object, I could entrance Kelly Bundy with that.

Yeah just lay on your right side head pointed towards north on a fool moon.

Really this is the best guest we can get dave????

Morgus

Dr. Bruce Goldberg is one of the regular guests that talks fast so Noory can't get many interrupting words in. :D

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