George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Here's what's happening...

I just saw some article about an escaped exotic snake from a pet store strangling two little boys in Canada.  $20 gajillion dollars says Jorch gleefully covers this important news story tonight.

Was it covered on Fox news?  If not he probably doesn't know anything about it.

[bateman]

Was it covered on Fox news?  If not he probably doesn't know anything about it.

He probably has a Google News alert set up to include the words "children killed"

[Usagi]

Here's what's wutch happening...

Fixed it for me.

[ledzep69r]

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's what's happening...

I just saw some article about an escaped exotic snake from a pet store strangling two little boys in Canada.  $20 gajillion dollars says Jorch gleefully covers this important news story tonight.

[karios8]

Here's what's happening...

I just saw some article about an escaped exotic snake from a pet store strangling two little boys in Canada.  $20 gajillion dollars says Jorch gleefully covers this important news story tonight.

Get this man his money!

[bateman]

Here's what's happening...

I just saw some article about an escaped exotic snake from a pet store strangling two little boys in Canada.  $20 gajillion dollars says Jorch gleefully covers this important news story tonight.

Oh my god he just did it.

[Roy Hinkley]

George really getting off on telling the shtory of two boys being killed by a snake...

[Nucky Nolan]

Here's what's happening...

I just saw some article about an escaped exotic snake from a pet store strangling two little boys in Canada.  $20 gajillion dollars says Jorch gleefully covers this important news story tonight.

He always mentions those kinds of stories if they're on the Drudge Report. One example is the girl who was infected by an amoeba last week or whenever. You win! He's really into that story about the killer snake, and I want to shake him.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Here's what's happening...

I just saw some article about an escaped exotic snake from a pet store strangling two little boys in Canada.  $20 gajillion dollars says Jorch gleefully covers this important news story tonight.

You win.

[Usagi]

Well fuck me if he didn't sound positively elated as he told that story.  How impressed he was with the snake "slinking" through the ventilation... not one iota of sympathy or concern in his voice.

I'm glad I get to keep my 20 gajillion dollars.  However, it was so sickening, I could barely enjoy his turning "loft" into "loff" in the next sentence.

[Nucky Nolan]

George really getting off on telling the shtory of two boys being killed by a snake...

I listened to my first 2013 Coast last night. I heard dribs and drabs of Noory, but I skipped all of his shows until last night. He managed to hit all but one ("dead baby stories") of my pet peeves. Tonight, he compensated for it with the sick story.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I had to do something and missed it!  Oh well, my gain.

[NoMoreNoory]

'Police responded to an apartment building' says Dave at the top of the snake story.

[Nucky Nolan]

Well fuck me if he didn't sound positively elated as he told that story.  How impressed he was with the snake "slinking" through the ventilation... not one iota of sympathy or concern in his voice.

I'm glad I get to keep my 20 gajillion dollars.  However, it was so sickening, I could barely enjoy his turning "loft" into "loff" in the next sentence.

I wish that someone would record all of his sick stories and send the tape to the suits. There's something incredibly wrong with him!

[PB the Deplorable]

Here's what's happening...

I just saw some article about an escaped exotic snake from a pet store strangling two little boys in Canada...

Is that snake still for sale, and does it do office calls?

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh joy! 'I wish I knew now what I should have known then'!!

[Roy Hinkley]

Leave it to clueless Dave - his guest is talking about eating right and health and dumbass Dave gives a shout out to a BAKER!  LOL!

[malfion]

Wow Dave just cut off the guest (who graciously answered the previous callers second question, which Noorie seems to always cuts off). And "Surprise, it's a PIG!" Though I'm assuming the "vegetarian caller" was just yanking his chain.

[Roy Hinkley]

Is that snake still for sale, and does it do office calls?

LOL! Really!  Why couldn't the pet store have been near a certain cave??

[ledzep69r]

Someone just mentioned colon flow and Art Bell, then started laughing and got cut off.

[Morgus]

A caller just now was starting to mention Art Bell and mysteriously got cut off.
Noory must have done up but he pretended it was the caller's fault.
But we know better here, he didn't want the caller to mention Art Bell returning with a new show...

[Roy Hinkley]

Sounded like an Art prank call but the caller either got dumped or couldn't keep it together - Dave probably dumped it and pretended the call was lost.

[UnscreenedCaller]

LOL, someone just got in and mentioned 'Colon Blow' and sneaked in a mention of Art Bell before getting cut off. Good job, Mystery Caller!

That was classic.

[bateman]

Oh my god I couldn't keep it together. Yes, I was Marilyn from New Jersey.

[Morgus]

Oh my god I couldn't keep it together. Yes, I was Marilyn from New Jersey.

was it you just now?
two prank calls to Noory in less than a week? that must be a new record for coastgab... 

[karios8]

Oh my god I couldn't keep it together. Yes, I was Marilyn from New Jersey.

I thought it was you when you said "it keeps me regular" You hung up or got dumped?

[bateman]

was it you just now?
two prank calls to Noory in less than a week? that must be a new record for coastgab... 

It's so easy. I couldn't get through it without laughing though. I'm surprised I even got Colon Blow out.

[PChirp]

That last prank call was f'ing incredible!!  A deuce with "Colon Blow" and an Art Bell reference totally catching Dave off guard!  W*O*N*D*E*R*F*U*L! 

[bateman]

I thought it was you when you said "it keeps me regular" You hung up or got dumped?

They definitely cut me off pretty quick this time. Tommy probably choked on a chicken bone reaching for that dump button.

[HorrorRetro]

Oh my god I couldn't keep it together. Yes, I was Marilyn from New Jersey.

Bravo!  That was hilarious.  I loved the Julia Child warble in "Marilyn's" voice.    As soon as I heard colon blow and that there was a second question, I knew what was coming.