George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

I thought that last call was Bateman again.

Wasn't me. I am very drunk & laughing my ass off at these shenanigans.

[Meanandnasty]

Save me Art, Save Me from the raw unbridled sucking.!

[nooryisawesome]

Wasn't me. I am very drunk & laughing my ass off at these shenanigans.

Yeah it was fucking hilarious. Sore throat wtf cat knocked something over and it fell on my throat.
Everyone knows cat reference was really a art reference

[nooryisawesome]

Anyone got a clip of sore throat?

[Roy Hinkley]

And if the sore throat guy wasn't a prank call, I like how when he gets cut off, Dave says, "oh well" - Mr. Fricken sensitive...

[Robert1972]

Non scripted. Too bad George's show is scripted

[nooryisawesome]

And if the sore throat guy wasn't a prank call, I like how when he gets cut off, Dave says, "oh well" - Mr. Fricken sensitive...

He got dropped mid sentence.

Send me an email... We will read it... Yuk yuk yuk

[zeebo]

Jorch wonders why Thammy has never been in his attic like what if the body of a murder victim is up there.  What a sicko.  Somebody better check his attic.

The weirdo seriously gets giddy whenever he relates gruesome stories of murders, maimings, poisonings, accidents, etc.  You can actually hear his thrilled quavering voice as the endorphin rush hits his twisted mind.

[nooryisawesome]

Why is some guy trying to hire actors on the show?
Too save noory from open lines.
The noory duck out watch is on!

[ledzep69r]

Great, another reality TV show that Dave will probably turn up on for his deep insight. I genuinely hate this guy.

[nooryisawesome]

You can tell dave is dragging out conversation with casting guy. Trying to avoid phone calls.

[Roy Hinkley]

Too save noory from open lines.
The noory duck out watch is on!

Yep.  He must be totally dreading ohnpen lines now with this Art thing, figuring all the haters will be calling to prank him.

[zeebo]

Still laughing at sore throat due to cat dropping something on it!

Me too, was cracking up as it was happening, so obviously a prank call, but took ol' Norrie awhile to figure it out. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Another prize winning exchange about Lizzie Bordon:

Dave: What year was that?

Guest: 1888

Dave: Did they have newspapers back then? 


Newspapers have been around in the US since the 1700s. Idiot.

Hell, you can get online archives of the NY Times going back to 1851.

[zeebo]

What's not to like. We got a guest whose  qualifications include being 6'2  model and being a ghost hunter whose afraid to spend night alone.
A portal and Weeeee Geeee board reference
A classic noorie newspaper question
George also got engelbert on to essentially advertise for free
George claiming he made show better than when art ran it
A caller with a cat refrence

Classic dave

This must be one of those "classic" shows he keeps mentioning.

[Roy Hinkley]

Pahrump dude is drunk as a skunk.  Any guesses on how many "dropped" calls tonight?  Dave is going to be trigger happy on the delay button worrying about prank calls.

[Nucky Nolan]

The weirdo seriously gets giddy whenever he relates gruesome stories of murders, maimings, poisonings, accidents, etc.  You can actually hear his thrilled quavering voice as the endorphin rush hits his twisted mind.

It's even more noticeable when the stories involve babies or children. Did you hear the caller's story about an infant's grave? Noory was quiet through the whole tale. He made no inane utterances, which was quite unusual for him.

[Nucky Nolan]

Pahrump dude is drunk as a skunk.  Any guesses on how many "dropped" calls tonight.  Dave is going to be trigger happy on the delay button.

The present caller sounds like someone you might see on the news....after he commits mass murder. Does he represent a sizable percentage of the audience now?

[Elinor]

Dave's fantasy after his earlier guest . . .

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[zeebo]

It's even more noticeable when the stories involve babies or children. Did you hear the caller's story about an infant's grave? Noory was quiet through the whole tale. He made no inane utterances, which was quite unusual for him.

So true - he seems to get almost hypnotized by his fascination.  It really creeps me out. 

[Nucky Nolan]

Anyone got a clip of sore throat?

It might be on You Tube tomorrow. You can find Coast reruns there within a day of the original broadcast.

[Roy Hinkley]

The present caller sounds like someone you might see on the news....after he commits mass murder. Does he represent a sizable percentage of the audience now?

Yeah, I think Dave and Tommie really like the disturbed patients - er, I mean callers...  The shtranger, the better.

[Roy Hinkley]

So true - he seems to get almost hypnotized by his fascination.  It really creeps me out.

I always forget the psychiatric term, but Dave has to have the predisposition of no feeling or emotion like most people normally have.  He reads the shtories about hurt/dead kids, or hurt/tortured animals just like he's reading the ingredient label on his pizza roll package - with no emotion, sadness, disgust,  or whatever most people would have.

[Nucky Nolan]

So true - he seems to get almost hypnotized by his fascination.  It really creeps me out.

That's my main pet peeve, the elephant in the broadcasting booth. One of his old quotes, involving kids,  is too horrible to post on a family board. It has to do with the "devil winning" and all sorts of mayhem and torture. I kid you not.

[Nucky Nolan]

"Let's go to Salt Lake City. That's in Utah."

Stop saying "how come" instead of "why".

Is this the new and improved Noory (haven't listened to a full Noory-hosted show this year)?

[Spinner]

Just tuned in.
Has any Bellgabber gotten through yet?

[Morgus]

Noory just mentioned he will be doing his weekly shoutout to the internet sites/forums he believes are fans of him.
Funny how all of those forums this week after hearing Art Bell is returning now have plans to switch their nightly real time chats from Noory to Art.
So much for loyalty to Noory when Art is back.
Noory won't have any sites to plug soon, other than ones that have switched to Art...

[Spinner]

I can't belive my ears:
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA as bumper music. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George asks why there were the same number of planes yesterday as today, but apparently no contrails yesterday.  It's called relative humidity, jackass.

[Elinor]

I can't belive my ears:
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA as bumper music. 

If he plays "Boom Boom Ba" I may just throw my radio through the window!