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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Quote from: SomeVelvetMorning on August 02, 2013, 11:51:45 PM
Ha!  The guest tried to get on Snoory's show with an e-mail to him 4 years ago but he never replied!  Ha Ha!

Well if you read my post a few pages ago. I emailed him and got a response back that GN will never see this. Lol

Quote from: Immy on August 02, 2013, 11:51:11 PM
Another prize winning exchange about Lizzie Bordon:

Dave: What year was that?

Guest: 1888

Dave: Did they have newspapers back then?  :o


Newspapers have been around in the US since the 1700s. Idiot.

Classic noorie

zeebo

Quote from: Immy on August 02, 2013, 11:51:11 PM
Another prize winning exchange about Lizzie Bordon:

Dave: What year was that?

Guest: 1888

Dave: They had newspapers back then, right?  :o


Newspapers have been around in the US since the 1700s. Idiot.

Guest also mentioned something like "This was unheard of back in the late 1800's", then like two minutes later ol' Dave asks "In what time period did all this happen?"


Immy

Guest feels aprehensive about sleeping alone in these haunted places. Dave reassures her that "a beautiful 6'2" model should have no trouble sleeping alone." God, how creepy!

George on someone shooting them self in the heart.

That's brave.


Ghoulish george

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Immy on August 02, 2013, 11:51:11 PM
Another prize winning exchange about Lizzie Bordon:

Dave: What year was that?

Guest: 1888

Dave: Did they have newspapers back then?  :o


Newspapers have been around in the US since the 1700s. Idiot.

Random Guest: "You can thank Johannes Gutenberg for that."

(Not) Dave Noory: "He was in that police squad movie, right?"

This interview is getting really flirty in tone.

Is he going to serenade her with Elvis next?

Robert1972

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 02, 2013, 11:55:39 PM
George on someone shooting them self in the heart.

That's brave.


Ghoulish george

He's a female suicide expert

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 02, 2013, 11:53:29 PM
Well if you read my post a few pages ago. I emailed him and got a response back that GN will never see this. Lol

Ha Ha!  Too busy for stuff like WORK (i.e. public relations & e-mail).

Guest is telling us about jack Nickelson impersonator.

zeebo

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 02, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
This interview is getting really flirty in tone.

Is he going to serenade her with Elvis next?

Nah, he's gonna break out his Humperdinck.

Robert1972

Sorry georgenooryisawesome I added to your quote by accident

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Immy on August 02, 2013, 11:55:33 PM
Guest feels aprehensive about sleeping alone in these haunted places. Dave reassures her that "a beautiful 6'2" model should have no trouble sleeping alone." God, how creepy!

Maybe Dave based that on his last date with a 6'2 model. "She" assured him that all women have pronounced adam's apples.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 02, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
This interview is getting really flirty in tone.

Is he going to serenade her with Elvis next?

Let's see if he uses the bumper music that he usually reserves for LMH (Lady in Red, etc.)

Quote from: Robert1972 on August 02, 2013, 11:59:39 PM
Sorry georgenooryisawesome I added to your quote by accident

Your fine. What a stupid thing for Dave to say.

Gary

I bet someone with as big of a head as GN has that he has some little peon to read his email

Are they having phone sex during the break?

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 02, 2013, 11:51:55 PM
George says I need to email him 10 times to get through to him.

Ok guess I'm getting more hate mail.

Why not? You have to *tell* him something ten times to get through to him.


CampsieNP

Love your avatar Gary!
Christmas Story is one of Dave Noories favorites.
He watches it over and over just to see Ralphie get his eye shot out.

Robert1972

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 03, 2013, 12:02:09 AM
Are they having phone sex during the break?



Better get that pizza role sauce out of mustache before facetime



If anyone cares if you listen on cklw a Canadian station, you don't get noories commercials. You just get generic commercials like Canadian public announcements etc.

Gary

he calls it "the wireless internet" what a f'ing genius

I bet george was telling miss amazon during the break he takes Carnivora! And it has Venus fly plant. He also mentioned he does p90x.

Quote from: Gary on August 03, 2013, 12:15:11 AM
he calls it "the wireless internet" what a f'ing genius

You left out that's it backed up by quantim physics!

Robert1972

I'd be happy to escort you around.  What is this?

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