George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

RCH told George to go to commercial!! I laughed sooo hard

and the minute RCH hung up (i'm guessing he hung up??) George immediately gave out the numbers for open lines... such a retarded pissing contest... Why would George put up with this? Even a small physically disabled child will eventually tell a bully to stop pushing him...  and then i realized... they all go to the same conferences... george is always going to some city, getting paid god knows how much to moderate a panel or some shit with RCH also in attendance... to much money to give up (sorry if i'm coming late to this revelation)   

Hoagie also provides hours of show content, and is always available when a guest has 'phone problems', two things George desperately needs.

[HorrorRetro]

I hadn't listened to Hoagland for a few years.  Husband was on a 24-hour shift last night, so I stayed up for a bit to see what his latest scam was.  Wow, what a borefest.  Hoagland sounded sick and tired.  He wasn't full of the bravado and bluster that I remember.  He wasn't even belittling the Nooron, at least in the first hour and a half that I heard.  Like the Nooron, he seems to be just phoning it in and killing a few hours.  I used to count on Hoagland for a few laughs, but even that's gone now. 

[ItsOver]

I think Noory should relinquish the show some Friday night and let atheist astronomer bill host open lines.

Sure, why not.  Just one amateur replacing another.

[popple]

I went back and listened to this, and I can't stop laughing.  How do you screw up "moon"?

LOL! He legit sounded like a cow. 8 hours of show prep and he bunged up the word moon.

Noory didn't mention it at all - but it was covered last night by Brian Williams on NBC Nightly News.  What will be the Nooron's excuse?  The evil "mainstream" media reported it - but Noory was apparently unaware of it? So much for the Nooron being an "award-winning journalist."

JORCH NOORY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CANADIAN PEOPLE

[ItsOver]

LOL! He legit sounded like a cow. 8 hours of show prep and he bunged up the word moon.

He appears to need more than 8 hours of sleep as his show prep.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

@Georgie for pres, I live in B.C too! I'm glad those idiots didn't know how to put their bombs together properly.


I found some conspiracy theory sounding comments on the globalnews website

Nice entrapment case. They are doing a lot of this in the US now. Offer weapons to people who seem radical, juice them up, encourage them, set them up, then swoop in for a pre-arranged arrest. That's why "there was never any danger to the public".

I don't know if Jorch talked about it or if Alex Jones has, but during the flood in Calgary police were taking guns out of peoples houses.

I'll take the comments on the global news site with a grain of salt lol, though it would qualify as authoritative source material for any number of c2c guests.  I hadn't heard that about Calgary police taking away guns.. a good preventative sounding measure in a catastrophe but unjust.  I'll have to read more about it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Call me crazy but I senses tension (not torsion) between Hoaxland and Snores last night. I actually think Hoagland hung up in anger or jut to make Noory panic

There was definitely the sound of a handset being badly fumbled into its cradle before they disconnected.

[expat]

RCH: "Suppose I have a piano and a feather. I kick them both. Which will go farthest?"

GN (really hates these schoolmasterish games Hoagland plays): "Certainly not the feather."

*facepalm

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I wasn't able to listen to the entire show last night because the stream kept flipping in and out, but I thought Hoagland was supposed to have had such a huge breakthrough that he asked Noory for four hours to discuss it. 

All I heard was the same old nonsense.  A few references to Mars rover pictures that supposedly show the trappings of a 20th/21st century human boy but he's always giving us some BS about how the Mars images are showing signs of intelligent life.  They just seem to evolve to higher and higher levels of crazy each time.

And what's this about him now saying the 'face' is made of glass and that he knew it all along, even demonstrating this to his wife Robin early in their relationship?  I've never heard him say it was glass before.  Does he just make up personal historical stories to give himself credibility? (sorry if I didn't quite get that right.. like I say my signal was bopping in and out). 

Then there was the claim again about his 'research paper' in Star and Sky being the first to describe oceans on Europa which has been debunked dozens of times (the authenticity of his article originating the idea, not of the oceans).  Oh, and he is 'perplexed' why they didn't ask him to the mock UFO conference since he  claims to be the most important researcher they could have invited.  Maybe, Dick, it's because they wanted to convey a sense of credibility. 

Then he was on to his age old claim that NASA and the President are on the absolute verge of disclosure, with no real world evidence, at all, to back him up -- just his crazy interpretations of the Curiosity mission.  Can anyone really be this delusional?  I don't know what I missed, but where was the new information he needed four hours to go over, and had to delay from his originally scheduled appearance just to prepare it properly?

Sorry for the rant and long post. GN sucks.

[onan]

RCH: "Suppose I have a piano and a feather. I kick them both. Which will go farthest?"

GN (really hates these schoolmasterish games Hoagland plays): "Certainly not the feather."

*facepalm

George assumed the feather was in the piano. So his logic makes sense.

[NoMoreNoory]

Did Joorch 'out' Hoaxy last night? I didn't trust my sleep befuddled brain on this, so I just went to YT to double-check. Sure enough, right at the close, the Snooron wished 'safe travels to you and Ryan....er....Robin'. Possibly just another perfect exhibition of the mush-mouth, or is it more? Ryan the houseboy? Pool boy? Discreet travel companion? We should be given full disclosure.

[Juan]

I heard the last hour. Hoagland did sound old and tired.

[BobGrau]

"Those ideas that you've had...

that you've developed.

  Did they come easy?  How'd that happen?"

Almost a Haiku.

[VtaGeezer]

Hoagland's tired old crap is way past its sell-by date. He was boring long before Bell cashed out.

[nooryisawesome]

From the coast to coast website

First Half: Attorney Jonathan Emord will offer updates on FDA issues, Monsanto & GMOs, and the controversy over government surveillance.

2nd Half: Independent UFO researcher David Marler talks about the phenomenon of triangular UFOs.

Note: Researcher Richard Dolan has been rescheduled.

are you more excited for this tonight or the potential for artbell.com to launch?

[Ruteger]

I refuse to listen to any C2C show that has Hoaxland on as a guest. What a condescending POS. The arrogance! The Piano and feather question totally embarrassed Snoory. If I was Snoory, I would have immediately cut Hoaxland off the air, and on a private line said in no uncertain terms - "You little cocksucker. You play that game one more time, you will be erased from C2C history, like Stalin did to his enemies."

George assumed the feather was in the piano. So his logic makes sense.

[wenck]

RCH told George to go to commercial!! I laughed sooo hard

and the minute RCH hung up (i'm guessing he hung up??) George immediately gave out the numbers for open lines... such a retarded pissing contest... Why would George put up with this? Even a small physically disabled child will eventually tell a bully to stop pushing him...  and then i realized... they all go to the same conferences... george is always going to some city, getting paid god knows how much to moderate a panel or some shit with RCH also in attendance... to much money to give up (sorry if i'm coming late to this revelation)   

At what point point in the show did RCH hang-up? I must hear that train-wreck.

[HorrorReporter]

At what point point in the show did RCH hang-up? I must hear that train-wreck.

Within the first few minutes of hour two.
Snores nervously said he would be forced to go to open lines in his panic

[nooryisawesome]

If you cant keep Hoaxland as a guest, your show sucks!

[ItsOver]

The magic of Snoory.   So, The Hoaxster actually dumped Noory?  Serves Noory right for all the guests he's unceremoniously dumped.

[b_dubb]

it's a trick question. piano is on coasters.

[nooryisawesome]

MAybe Hoaxster fell into a portal?

[VtaGeezer]

Noory's dimness is bad enough but I really hate what seems to be his std format now. Most shows now begin with an hour (or two!) on our evil govt.  Low hanging fruit.  Noory was probably the first kid to put the training wheels back on his bike.

[HorrorReporter]

I think George Noory is going to suck tonight.
Just a hunch.

[The Neverender]

...I really hate what seems to be his std format now...

std.... my mind went in the gutter... haha

[nooryisawesome]

Noory leads with we are going to be live on July 4th. No kidding. Forgot to mentio he will play pre recorded shit and duck out early.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Wow, I don't think Noory has gotten through one sentence without messing it up so far during the news segment.

[wenck]

Is anyone else having terrible signal issues listening to C2C? It isn't radio interference it's a skipping and jumping audio like how a dirty CD would play. It started when that dude was on talking about pills. Maybe it's Art causing mischief!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is anyone else having terrible signal issues listening to C2C? It isn't radio interference it's a skipping and jumping audio like how a dirty CD would play. It started when that dude was on talking about pills. Maybe it's Art causing mischief!

It's just Noory's inability to relay a story without reading or anticipating the next word -- it comes out like skipping and jumping.  I'm not noticing any technical issues though.  Maybe it's a buffer issue.

[PB the Deplorable]

If you cant keep Hoaxland as a guest, your show sucks!

And - paradoxically - if you have Hoaxie on as a guest in the first place, your show sucks.