George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Hahahaha....geesh.  Enjoy, Toronto. :

[VtaGeezer]

"How fast did you go?" Oh, it is too painful to even laugh at. It's like we're watching a crashing case of something called "Immediate-Onset Alzheimer's", where suddenly he forgets how to function in society. Or "Total Vocational Amnesia", where a guy who's been a radio host for 20 years, comes to a new show and all of a sudden totally forgets how to do the job. What is wrong with this man? "How fast did you go", my ass.

There's a huge disconnect between Noory's resume and his dismal performance on C2C.  Very odd.

[PB the Deplorable]

George: Too bad you've never gotten to ride in one of their ships.
Christine: But, I have.

Dead air worthy of two John B. Wells.

George:  How fast did you go?

No, you idiot.  When an interviewee says something like that, you ask a broad, general question - "How did that come about?"  "Tell us about that."  Something like that. Or even an Art Bell, "Oh?"

George Noory sucks.

Believe it or not, this shows growth.  An actual follow up question in real time.  So there are comments even the Snorge - when he's listening - can't just ignore. 

Usually, if it's addressed at all, 2 minutes and 3 cue cards later George would have asked her if she'd ever ridden on a spaceship.

[BobGrau]

He was talking to himself:
'how fast did you skim through her book on the toilet this morning, that you missed the bit about the spaceship?'

[nooryisawesome]

Noory was right last nights show was a classic but for all the wrong reasons!

[ItsOver]

A real "classic."

[b_dubb]

A real "classic."

the key difference between this POS and Noory is you can sell the POS for scrap

[ACE of CLUBS]

Hahahaha....geesh.  Enjoy, Toronto. :

Hate ta' say it, but ........... Toronto and George deserve each other.   Go Leafs Go

[ACE of CLUBS]

Brokeback Mountain ... ?

[nooryisawesome]

It was obsurd how much time noory spent self promoting his Canadian trip. Why do the powers that be let Noory keep running this garbage.

[ItsOver]

Between his "tours" and his make-believe TV, Noory spends a bit of C2C air time promoting them.  I'm assuming PremRat must either be encouraging or requiring Noory to do these things, maybe to help push C2C.  Then again, maybe he has something in his contract which permits him to do a bit of "self-promoting."  Noory seems so lazy on C2C, though, I wonder how the tours and the make-believe TV show could just be due solely to Noory's initiative. Who knows.  I'm still wondering how this clod manages to keep his C2C gig.

[Sardondi]

Brokeback Mountain ... ?

"Brokeback Mountain"? More like, "Broke open condom".

[NoMoreNoory]

Brokeback Mountain ... ?

Bareback Mountin'

[Sardondi]

Bareback Mountin'

The Winner!

[nooryisawesome]

Man I'm ready for another "classic" tonight. I mean  alex "bulldog" jones thinks the c2c audience is one of the smartest on the planet. I can't wait to see how our esteemed leader noory challenges us intellectually tonight.

[nooryisawesome]

So correct me if I wrong but the big change to c2c for next month was insiders get a phone call to noory?? Lol 

[someguy]

Time to host the show!

Time to make the Donuts



I hosted the show.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

So far tonight (highly paraphrased)...

Dr. Robert Zubrin:  "We will be simulating a year on Mars out in the Canadian Arctic.  Unlike the Mars 500 where the crew simulated living on Mars from hanger in Moscow, our crew will be completely isolated."

George (a few minutes later):  "Now wasn't there something like this recently in Russia where a crew simulated living on Mars?"

Dr. Robert Zubrin "Yes, that was the Mars 500.  Unlike that trial our crew will be completely isolated on an uninhabited island.  They will have to deal with -50 degree weather, broken down equipment, writing reports, and other perils like Polar Bears."

George (about a minute later):  "Is there any dangerous wildlife in that area, like Polar Bears?"

-Silence while Dr. Zubrin gathered himself together-

sometime later...

George:  "when we go to Mars, will we bring weapons?"

[Abby Normal]

This is too good to be true.  George Noory is interviewing Robert Zubrin about the Mars Arctic 365 project.  He just asked the following question:

"When we actually go to Mars someday, will we bring weapons?"

Yeah, George, we're going to take weapons to Mars.  You never know who will be there waiting for us.  Maybe Marvin Martian and his Q-36 explosive space modulator. 

[Morgus]

Yeah, George, we're going to take weapons to Mars.  You never know who will be there waiting for us.  Maybe Marvin Martian and his Q-36 explosive space modulator.

[someguy]

So far tonight (highly paraphrased)...

Dr. Robert Zubrin:  "We will be simulating a year on Mars out in the Canadian Arctic.  Unlike the Mars 500 where the crew simulated living on Mars from hanger in Moscow, our crew will be completely isolated."

George (a few minutes later):  "Now wasn't there something like this recently in Russia where a crew simulated living on Mars?"

Dr. Robert Zubrin "Yes, that was the Mars 500.  Unlike that trial our crew will be completely isolated on an uninhabited island.  They will have to deal with -50 degree weather, broken down equipment, writing reports, and other perils like Polar Bears."

George (about a minute later):  "Is there any dangerous wildlife in that area, like Polar Bears?"

-Silence while Dr. Zubrin gathered himself together-

sometime later...

George:  "when we go to Mars, will we bring weapons?"

As a Canadian person used to -35 celsius weather (-31 F) I say we vote to send Noory to the fucking northern wasteland

[nooryisawesome]

I hate noory for moving the show to Los angles. All the premier people just have their mittens all over it.

If noory wanted to be a man he'd take ownership of what now is HIS show. Move it back to St. Louis or to Detroit and run things his way.

Instead he'd rather read from index cards, self promote and be a premier puppet.

[Morgus]

As expected, that frequent longtime caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn (that always reminds everyone he is an amateur atheist astronomer) got thru in the first hour tonight since there was a guest on talking about Mars space missions.

[nooryisawesome]

As expected, that frequent longtime caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn (that always reminds everyone he is an amateur atheist astronomer) got thru in the first hour tonight since there was a guest on talking about Mars space missions.

Screened calls means the only people who get through is are people idiotic premrat screeners feel make for good radio. Blame noory for allowing this to occur.

[PChirp]

As expected, that frequent longtime caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn (that always reminds everyone he is an amateur atheist astronomer) got thru in the first hour tonight since there was a guest on talking about Mars space missions.

Do believe Bill "the atheist, amateur astronomer" from West Hartford has a damn direct line into the booth.  I thought callers were limited to one call/month on the show??  I'd swear that in the past Snorge would go apeshit crazy if he realized/busted someone for calling in too frequently and cut them off.  This clown is calling in and asking questions WEEKLY, if NOT more.   

As usual, George Noory sucks.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Do believe Bill "the atheist, amateur astronomer" from West Hartford has a damn direct line into the booth.  I thought callers were limited to one call/month on the show??  I'd swear that in the past Snorge would go apeshit crazy if he realized/busted someone for calling in too frequently and cut them off.  This clown is calling in and asking questions WEEKLY, if NOT more.   

As usual, George Noory sucks.

Sabrina, the self-identified transgender witch, seemed to phone in two or three times a week for awhile.  George never seemed to catch on.  At the same time, there was also that older fellow who liked to praise "George Noory" while saying his name in the third person.  And of course, Atheist and Amateur Astronomer Bill.  Meanwhile George rudely hung up on a caller or two who admitted to having already phoned in during the past week but didn't call regularly.

When Sabrina finally asked if George recognized her, he said of course he did since he is never willing to admit he doesn't know something.

If George weren't so antisocial I'd think maybe he felt sorry for her.  She seemed terribly lonely.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George wants to know what happened 'astrologically' to the object he believes formed the asteroids.

[Morgus]

George wants to know what happened 'astrologically' to the object he believes formed the asteroids.

tell him it went to Ur-Anus... 

[Sardondi]

Sabrina, the self-identified transgender witch....

I have finally understood what George is supposed to do with C2C: turn it into a hookup show for transgenders and atheists. Hey, transgenders have an especially difficult time with dating, And, judging from Bill the atheist astronomer it must be very tough for atheists to find someone who isn't made physically ill by the merest contact with him. And for those who hit the jackpot and are transgender atheists (there have to be some) the show could be a real help.

So why not? After all, C2C as created by Art Bell is clearly dead, and never to return. Listening to the callers, the show's audience has been reduced to just those who exist at the very margins of society. We might consider including the morbidly obese in the new C2C format, if there is any evidence they form a significant part of the audience. I don't think so, though. Research shows that even the painfully damaged morbidly obese have too much self-respect to be caught dead listening to Noory's C2C. (They moved to Whitley Strieber's show years ago.)

So let George run a "Dating Game" for post-surgical trannies. George apparently feels at home with this crowd. And we can all move over to Jim Harold's Campfire podcasts. It's more like Art's C2C by a mile anyway.

[Maxwell]

"And when I first heard about the asteroid belt, a lot of scientists of the time, and some still do, James, as you know, just simply said that it was an area where an object just never kind of, you know, collated* itself together...

You know the, uh, the asteroids, you know once they went flying after this thing blew up, I want to ask you what you think might have happened astrologically**.  Um, those things scattered everywhere then.  You know all the pocket marks*** we see on plat**** Earth and the moon and Mars and probably Venus, do you think they all came from that planet that blew up?"

* coalesced
** astronomically
*** pockmarks
**** planet