George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

Ground-breaking fresh material tonight!!!  Twilight Zone!!  Yawn.

[Meanandnasty]

I'm sure Selleck would get a good laugh if he saw that remark.  Yeah, Jorch, you've got it "going on."  It must be a real ice-breaker on that first date to be playing-up a resemblance to Saddam Hussein.  Such a fun loving guy.  :

Fun times!  He dresses up like Saddam, and sports a beret.  You have seen those pics.  For some recreational games he plays hide and go seek. The favorite hiding place is a hole in the ground with a patch of grass above it. 

[ItsOver]

Yes, Anne Serling has been on before.  I wonder how long into the show it'll take before Jorch brings up Billy Mumy and/or "To Serve Man."  :


I've always loved Rod Serling and The Twilight Zone.  I wish C2C had a host that would delve into some different things about The Twilight Zone.  For instance, one epsiode I don't recall ever having seen until recently was when SciFi was doing one of it's marathons and I happened to catch "The After Hours" epsiode.  It was kind of a creepy espisode and starred Anne Francis in one of her two appearances in a Zone epsiode.  It would be interesting to hear if Anne Serling could talk, if she had any knowledge, about how her father went about selecting certain actors/actresses for certain roles.  The Twilight Zone was one of those TV shows that had a number of budding actors cast that would go on to become very familiar names over time. 

The Twilight Zone - The After Hours (Part 1)

[ItsOver]

Fun times!  He dresses up like Saddam, and sports a beret.  You have seen those pics.  For some recreational games he plays hide and go seek. The favorite hiding place is a hole in the ground with a patch of grass above it.

I guess Saddam Noory's "spider hole" would be that hole in the ground that was referred to as being "somewhere deep below the earth" in St. Louis.      Noory.... what a piss poor poser. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Fun times!  He dresses up like Saddam, and sports a beret.  You have seen those pics.  For some recreational games he plays hide and go seek. The favorite hiding place is a hole in the ground with a patch of grass above it.

I can just see Saddam, the Movie starring George Noory.  My favorite parts would be the huge plaster Noory/Saddam heads made for the crowds to pull down, the yanking of a filthy George/Saddam out of his spider-hole, and of course the arrogant speech just before the hanging. 

[PB the Deplorable]

... I've always loved Rod Serling and The Twilight Zone.  I wish C2C had a host that would delve into some different things about The Twilight Zone...

You could try filling out a bunch of 3x5 cue cards with questions and send them in

[PB the Deplorable]

... There is a lot of BS in this thread.  The personal shots about his appearance, etc. , that is juvenile.  All I care about is his ability to interview.  That is his job.  And in that area, he fails mightily.

Well, with George comparing his playboy exploits favorably to Henry Kissingers, his talk of having a 'Tom Selleck look going on', and plastering pix of himself all over his website so photoshopped they look more like a Simpsons character than they do a real boy, comments on his appearance are going to happen.

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[ItsOver]

You could try filling out a bunch of 3x5 cue cards with questions and send them in

I don't think Tommy and Jorch take inputs from "thuh haters," P*B.  Plus, I wouldn't want to do anything that might have the slightest possibility of making The Nooron look good. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well, with George comparing his playboy exploits favorably to Henry Kissingers, his talk of having a 'Tom Selleck look going on', and plastering pix of himself all over his website so photoshopped they look more like a Simpsons character than they do a real boy, comments on his appearance are going to happen.

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What did Ned Flanders ever do to merit this grave insult against his personal character?

[Agent : Orange]

DS: Who do people tell you you look like?

George Noory: Saddam Hussein!  I’ve had this mustache since my early twenties, and it’s become something of a trademark for me.  I’ve asked many women that I have dated in my life (maybe a little more than Henry Kissinger by the way), and they say it looks great on me…sort of like a Tom Selleck look going on. I am hoping someone in Hollywood does the Saddam Hussein story so maybe I can audition for it.

He sure does think highly of himself. The desperation in this quote is palpable.

[Roy Hinkley]

Well, with George comparing his playboy exploits favorably to Henry Kissingers, his talk of having a 'Tom Selleck look going on', and plastering pix of himself all over his website so photoshopped they look more like a Simpsons character than they do a real boy, comments on his appearance are going to happen.

I still think Snoory looks a lot more like KSM than Tom Selleck or Saddam.  Maybe this is what Georgie looks like before he gets "Los Angelized" for the evening's date and has his Carnivora??  I particularly like the "Chia Pet" body hair he has going on here.

[bateman]

I wonder how much Jorch & the C2C staff read this board.

[Roy Hinkley]

I wonder how much Jorch & the C2C staff read this board.

With Georgie's insecurity I bet he reads it every day.  That, or he makes Tommie read it and report back to him via 3X5's.

[NoMoreNoory]

NMN is greatly disappointed. We have accepted that after Noory's initial attempt to pronounce Djokhar Tsarnaev (Sigh-a-nigh-a), he has only referred to him as variations on 'the suspect'. Nevertheless, we waited with high expectation to see if our hero would make an attempt on the names of at least two of the students arrested today. Namely: Azamat Tazhayakov and Dias Kadyrbayev. Did he take a stab at it it?
Sadly, no.
But wait! Where was that place the students (he even managed to stumble over that, turning them into stor-students) came from, George? Kazakhstan, right? Erm, wrong. Apparently, they came from some place called 'Cats-a-scan'. Maybe they were veterinary stor-students.
You can't keep a good mush-mouth down.

[NoMoreNoory]

And Noory thinks Rod Serling was 'clairvoyant'. Wtf does he think he's talking about? And what happens in his brain when his ears fail to hear himself talking crap? The brain of Homer Simpson comes to mind.

[Roy Hinkley]

Thank goodness George wrapped up the Twilight Zone segment with his "To Serve Man" comment.  I was thinking he could make it without mentioning it, but no, he just had to blurt it out.

[Morgus]

Noory initially tonight thought Rod Serling wrote the TZ theme song, but was quickly corrected by his staff.
They told him composer Bernard Hermann wrote the theme, but even that was corrected later on by a caller who informed Noory he only wrote the first season TZ theme, which was different from later seasons.
Noory wasn't even aware of that apparently - maybe he has only watched a handful of TZ episodes,  later season ones?
Noory also said he didn't know what else Bernard Hermann did - funny since he was also the composer on one of his fav movies, 1959's Journey to the Center of the Earth starring Pat Boone...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Herrmann

From the late 1950s to the mid-1960s, Herrmann scored a series of notable mythically-themed fantasy films, including Journey to the Center of the Earth and the Ray Harryhausen Dynamation epics Jason and the Argonauts, Mysterious Island, The Three Worlds of Gulliver, and The 7th Voyage of Sinbad .
During the same period, Herrmann turned his talents to writing scores for television shows. Perhaps most notably, he wrote the scores for several well-known episodes of the original Twilight Zone series, including the lesser known theme used during the series' first season, as well as the opening theme to Have Gunâ€"Will Travel.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory initially tonight thought Rod Serling wrote the TZ theme song, but was quickly corrected by his staff.
They told him composer Bernard Hermann wrote the theme, but even that was corrected later on by a caller who informed Noory he only wrote the first season TZ theme, which was different from later seasons.
Noory wasn't even aware of that apparently - maybe he has only watched a handful of TZ episodes,  later season ones?
Noory also said he didn't know what else Bernard Hermann did - funny since he was also the composer on one of his fav movies, 1959's Journey to the Center of the Earth starring Pat Boone...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Herrmann

From the late 1950s to the mid-1960s, Herrmann scored a series of notable mythically-themed fantasy films, including Journey to the Center of the Earth and the Ray Harryhausen Dynamation epics Jason and the Argonauts, Mysterious Island, The Three Worlds of Gulliver, and The 7th Voyage of Sinbad .
During the same period, Herrmann turned his talents to writing scores for television shows. Perhaps most notably, he wrote the scores for several well-known episodes of the original Twilight Zone series, including the lesser known theme used during the series' first season, as well as the opening theme to Have Gunâ€"Will Travel.

Someone really needs to tell George about Wikipedia.  He could cut his eight hour prep time to twenty minutes and actually have some relevant information

[WOTR]

Noory initially tonight thought Rod Serling wrote the TZ theme song, but was quickly corrected by his staff.
They told him composer Bernard Hermann wrote the theme, but even that was corrected later on by a caller who informed Noory he only wrote the first season TZ theme, which was different from later seasons.

Thank you.  Tonight has been painful.  When I heard him ask how the theme song was done I just thought to myself that he probably just hired a composer (did George really think that Rod did everything connected with the show from writing to filming to editing, composing, building the sets and casting?)


The callers even suck.  The one guy says that Rod had a great sense of humour(based on the one time he met Rod) and that she may have missed that side of him being his daughter an all.  This after she said at least ten times that he was funny and could crack her up even at inappropriate times (to which george started laughing and snickering like an idiot.  I actually glanced at the radio in disbelief during this episode.)  After that another caller had mentioned that Rod had served in WWII if he recalled correctly.  RECALLED correctly?!?  She had mentioned at least 5 times in various ways that he served, told stories and mentioned that he was damaged by the experience.


Has George even resorted to paid callers for the easy parts of the show?  The callers have followed the hosts lead by reading their cue card regardless of what is said during the interview.  Pay no attention and read that card when your name is called.  Reading a script submitted in advance of the guest speaking is the only way that I can explain what I have heard tonight. 


At the end of the interview our hero says that she should call him if ever there is anything that he can do for her or her mother.  What a nice guy and an (undoubtedly) genuine, kind offer.  (Why is there no puking smiley face for me to select from at times like this?)

[Mind Flayer Monk]

    William Engdahl tells us the normal "corporations control the world" story.  We have heard it quite often. Banks, Monsanto, the Rockefellers, and George Soros are manipulating world governments. Oil and natural gas are everywhere and the corporations have engineered the fall of Greece and every economic crisis. Bill Gates is trying to depopulate the world. That was tonight's show, happy May Day.  Ann Serling survived the cue cards, name dropping, Noory's childhood stories, Noory's Twilight Zone references.

[b_dubb]

That's Jorch before his morning pizza roll

[ItsOver]

I still think Snoory looks a lot more like KSM than Tom Selleck or Saddam.  Maybe this is what Georgie looks like before he gets "Los Angelized" for the evening's date and has his Carnivora??  I particularly like the "Chia Pet" body hair he has going on here.

We have a match! 


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[ItsOver]

Thank goodness George wrapped up the Twilight Zone segment with his "To Serve Man" comment.  I was thinking he could make it without mentioning it, but no, he just had to blurt it out.

Bingo!  I got that one but no big surprise.  What, no Billy Mumy call-out by Jorch last night?  He must really be slipping.

[Morgus]

What, no Billy Mumy call-out by Jorch last night?  He must really be slipping.

well, one caller at least referred to Billy's TZ episode by saying he liked the one about "wishing people into the cornfield" 

[ItsOver]

well, one caller at least referred to Billy's TZ episode by saying he liked the one about "wishing people into the cornfield" 

I wonder if Billy could wish Jorch into a cornfield.     Tommy would have to be there, too, of course, as Jorch's caretaker.  He should be pretty happy having a full field to graze on.

[Morgus]

I wonder if Billy could wish Jorch into a cornfield.     Tommy would have to be there, too, of course, as Jorch's caretaker.  He should be pretty happy having a full field to graze on.

Excellent suggestion for a caller request next time Billy Mumy is a c2c guest with Noory... 

[PB the Deplorable]

How does George have time to do the show with all the starlets competing for his attention?

[Morgus]

Noory crowed last night about reaching 570 total radio station affiliates for c2cam, the highest ever.
But he forgot to mention most of those stations now are tiny low power ones instead of the big 50KW+ powerhouse stations Art used to have...

[Juan]

I have to wonder about the number.  For instance, in my town, the AM station does not cover the entire market, so they simulcast the AM signal on FM.  Yesterday, they switched the FM signal from a 50-kw station to a 100-kw station.  But during the month, to give people a chance to get used to the change, the show is carried on BOTH FM stations.  Thus, in my market Coast is on 3 stations for the time being.

[ItsOver]

How does George have time to do the show with all the starlets competing for his attention?

You mean like this one?


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