George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan Cena]

LA Marzulli is on With Dave tomorrow discussing "Revelation Prophecies." I almost wish I hadn't already asked how his believing the Mark of the Beast could be a chip implant would be possible if you considered that Wormwood and the Flaming Mountain thing hitting the Earth would essentially end modern civilization as we know it.

[Jojo]

Not quite their fault actually good sir, twitter cuts off the image to a rounded image preset. However I do strongly agree with you, keep up the good fight.

Yeah, everyone is doing this.  Just like intuitive text errors.  Our technology is embarrassingly user-friendly...

[diowulf]

I can't find it, but thank you to whoever posted that Annie from Alabammy called in to Seth. Without your post I would have never skimmed through that horseshit episode, and discovered that ANNIE IS WRITING A BOOK! At least that's what I gleaned from it. Hoo-boy!! I can't imagine what that would contain.

I look back on Annie's calls, how she started as a shrill shut-in on a 1 woman mission to get hand pumps installed at all gas stations in America. She called in so many times disjointedly pushing that topic in her whiny complaining voice that George told her to quit. Or how about her appeal to all citizens to call Coca Cola and demand their money back until the high fructose corn syrup was removed from Twist Mist and it was returned to its original name Sierra Mist, crying out pitifully "they're criminals!". Best was her call that was so bizarre that George said something like, I'm not too sure about Annie sometimes. She broke into a government office "it wasn't stealing, I borrowed something that was rightfully mine and copied it and returned it".."I knew when the police were changing shifts"..."I wore my overalls"..and the entire point of the call wasnt even the break in, it was about seeing some guy get run over by a car which really gave her quite a laugh and she tied back to George and no coinshedenshes some fucking how...GOOD GOD

And the whole point of her call Friday night to whatever that woo-woo guy they had on was about her page numbers  changing mysteriously in word while she was writing her book. And they had to bring the psychic or numbers guy or horse anus doctor or whatever the fuck that guy is to tell her what was obvious to everyone in the country except senile/insane Annie and George with his dead goat eyes and hair pomade brain damage, that it was a computer IT question. "It's an error in the program. It's a computer issue." "Nothing supernatural?!" George exclaimed around that ridiculous mustache. And Annie was dumped unceremoniously.

Annie is so weird and dumb and whiny but somehow also fascinating to me in her stupidity and insanity. I guess if she can get the page numbers straightened out id be interested in the audiobook, provided she narrated it.

[Uncle Duke]

I can't find it, but thank you to whoever posted that Annie from Alabammy called in to Seth. Without your post I would have never skimmed through that horseshit episode, and discovered that ANNIE IS WRITING A BOOK! At least that's what I gleaned from it. Hoo-boy!! I can't imagine what that would contain.

I look back on Annie's calls, how she started as a shrill shut-in on a 1 woman mission to get hand pumps installed at all gas stations in America. She called in so many times disjointedly pushing that topic in her whiny complaining voice that George told her to quit. Or how about her appeal to all citizens to call Coca Cola and demand their money back until the high fructose corn syrup was removed from Twist Mist and it was returned to its original name Sierra Mist, crying out pitifully "they're criminals!". Best was her call that was so bizarre that George said something like, I'm not too sure about Annie sometimes. She broke into a government office "it wasn't stealing, I borrowed something that was rightfully mine and copied it and returned it".."I knew when the police were changing shifts"..."I wore my overalls"..and the entire point of the call wasnt even the break in, it was about seeing some guy get run over by a car which really gave her quite a laugh and she tied back to George and no coinshedenshes some fucking how...GOOD GOD

And the whole point of her call Friday night to whatever that woo-woo guy they had on was about her page numbers  changing mysteriously in word while she was writing her book. And they had to bring the psychic or numbers guy or horse anus doctor or whatever the fuck that guy is to tell her what was obvious to everyone in the country except senile/insane Annie and George with his dead goat eyes and hair pomade brain damage, that it was a computer IT question. "It's an error in the program. It's a computer issue." "Nothing supernatural?!" George exclaimed around that ridiculous mustache. And Annie was dumped unceremoniously.

Annie is so weird and dumb and whiny but somehow also fascinating to me in her stupidity and insanity. I guess if she can get the page numbers straightened out id be interested in the audiobook, provided she narrated it.

Annie has had a couple other C2C claims to fame, inventing a perpetual motion/free energy device and having a substantial chunk of change stolen from her.  Seems like the money was taken by an attorney through some legal chicanery.  I think she was also being thrown out of her home because she could not afford to have repairs made and the house was being condemned.

I bet that caller out in LaHoya is looking forward to reading Annie's book.

[21st Century Man]

I guess I'll give LA Marzulli a listen on Coast tonight.  He is always entertaining. 

[Dateline]

Norry, here is a test and a tip.

Take a random "Grampers Pampers" and hold it at both ends with your hands equally spaced and at the same height.  What do you see dead center?  You will notice the "Ark" of cradled protection.

Don't let a flood of Biblical proportions happen to you, line yourself up with "Grampers Pampers"  You will be dry within the "Ark of Grampers" and ready to ride out any storm, no matter which way the wind blows.

[21st Century Man]

Once again Noory says "I'm not religious but I am spiritual. I believe."  I think I'm going to hurl.  It is such a cliche in this day and age.  Show some fucking passion for something, Jorch.

[21st Century Man]

Oh can't wait. Next hour, Jorch will ask L. A. penetrating questions of why the Church believes in evil and exorcisms.  That is something he has never asked before.  :

[Beelzebubbelah]

Church [snip] It's amazing that wherever he goes[ie,Guillilland's ranch,Mt.Adams?] the night sky is filled with an incredible variety of UFO's. He actually addressed that, says when he's home in LA he sees nothing but then he goes to "these UFO symposiums" and what do you know, the sky is full of incredible UFO phenomena. You're seeing stars idiot, get away from the big city smog and lights and the night sky is much more vibrant but no those aren't UFOs you're seeing.

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'Allo!
Yust to be with you off air am i.
Correcting the calumnies that do not aknowlege that Mr.Church is often refering to visits to the Guilliland(sp?)Estate near Mt.Adams,Wa,where he's seeing 'funny' lights near the mountain.
'Vas you dere,Cholly?'
Why should you be believed when you assert that these lights he reports are not ufo?
Others in this area often see these things also.
Are they all city slickers or naifs as well?
More than bald assertions of opinion would be more plausible at this point.
Or,you might as well resign yourself to feeling 'the semi-wrath of Beelzy'(C)...
"B_B"
PS:NO Logo:
[7VF]
PPS:Yet ill am i.

[Morgus]

Cornelius called in yet again.

[21st Century Man]

Cornelius calls in to add his 2 cents.   :

[Dr. MD MD]

I guess I'll give LA Marzulli a listen on Coast tonight.  He is always entertaining. 

I'm not opposed to biblical investigations but I don't know how you can stand that kook. 

[21st Century Man]

I'm not opposed to biblical investigations but I don't know how you can stand that kook. 

I love his investigations into ancient cultures in both of the Americas.  Plus,  I think there might have been real giants.  I don't buy into the Rapture and some other stuff he talks about but I dig him.  He's going to be around my neck of the woods in September.  I might go see him.  I'm interested in the big mysteries of life and he appeals to my sensibilities. He's obviously very educated and not your typical evangelical.

[Dr. MD MD]

I love his investigations into ancient cultures in both of the Americas.  Plus,  I think there might have been real giants.  I don't buy into the Rapture and some other stuff he talks about but I dig him.  He's going to be around my neck of the woods in September.  I might go see him.  I'm interested in the big mysteries of life and he appeals to my sensibilities. He's obviously very educated and not your typical evangelical.

His punchline is always giants, Giants, GIANTS!!! He needs some new material. 

[NoMoreNoory]

He's obviously very educated and not your typical evangelical.

Really? So when the final caller says it's all as simple as whether or not people 'accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour' Marzulli responds, 'Very well put, my friend'. Marzulli also offered that while he isn't ready to be Raptured, 'I long to be with him', and I think he would certainly be spelling that with a capital H.

Joorch has these 'Biblical prophecy' idiots on more and more frequently, it seems to me. Bunk and insanity the lot of it, and all given an uncritical pass by Noory for the benefit of the deranged 'bullets beans and Bible' base of his dwindling audience. Add Noory's increasingly frequent religious editorializing, as discussed here recently, and I am really tired of having Coast turned into The God Slot.

[21st Century Man]

Really? So when the final caller says it's all as simple as whether or not people 'accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour' Marzulli responds, 'Very well put, my friend'. Marzulli also offered that while he isn't ready to be Raptured, 'I long to be with him', and I think he would certainly be spelling that with a capital H.

Joorch has these 'Biblical prophecy' idiots on more and more frequently, it seems to me. Bunk and insanity the lot of it, and all given an uncritical pass by Noory for the benefit of the deranged 'bullets beans and Bible' base of his dwindling audience. Add Noory's increasingly frequent religious editorializing, as discussed here recently, and I am really tired of having Coast turned into The God Slot.

I'm a Christian but not a zealot so while I don't accept a lot of what he says many times he gives me food for thought.  Different strokes for different folks.  I don't listen to any of the other religious guests he has on other than Quayle who is an entertaining flake.  I've heard enough fake end-times prophecy to last a lifetime.

[21st Century Man]

His punchline is always giants, Giants, GIANTS!!! He needs some new material. 

He's doing a lot of work in the aliens field too.  He believes aliens are likely demonic and I have to agree that some of them are.  The demonic and UFO's are close bedfellows.  Take Billy Bean's story, for example.

[NoMoreNoory]

I'm a Christian but not a zealot so while I don't accept a lot of what he says many times he gives me food for thought.  Different strokes for different folks.  I don't listen to any of the other religious guests he has on other than Quayle who is an entertaining flake.  I've heard enough fake end-times prophecy to last a lifetime.

I can respect that. And to be fair to Marzulli, he did say he fully expects to wake up on September 24!

[Sarcastic Plastic]

I hate to say it, but if Jorch were to ever leave, Church has been steadily working to ingratiate himself with PremRat and is probably the heir apparent.  Yes, there is no hope for late night radio.

Uck. I remember those photos.

But I really wanted to visit and complain about the fear-mongering superstitious huckster L A patchouli or whatever the name. Mr. patchouli: natural disasters are not new, they are an ever-present part of this planet's history and you're just trying to keep the flock superstitious and frightened because it makes you money.

[Juan Cena]

I guess I'll give LA Marzulli a listen on Coast tonight.  He is always entertaining. 

It sucks that I was in a groggy-but-not-able-to-sleep-plus-back-spasims mood last night when Marzulli was on. I might have called if I had a good enough question to come up with.

[Juan Cena]

He's doing a lot of work in the aliens field too.  He believes aliens are likely demonic and I have to agree that some of them are.  The demonic and UFO's are close bedfellows.  Take Billy Bean's story, for example.

UFOlogy has been going around in circles for years without anything truly new developing. Merging into the supernatural side of the paranormal seems to be a natural progression in order to survive.

[Jojo]

Thanks.  Most of the cartoons were deleted, and if I want to post more I can no longer do it directly from my computer.  Just a few of the recent improvements made to the site.

Me, too.  I did what most of you all said, but so far i still get a blue and green micro square instead of the jpg.  I tried the tech forum in Bellgab but last time i checked, no progress.

[Jojo]

Once again Noory says "I'm not religious but I am spiritual. I believe."  I think I'm going to hurl.  It is such a cliche in this day and age.  Show some fucking passion for something, Jorch.

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[Jackstar]

Show some fucking passion for something, Jorch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndam19q5PvY


Have mercy.

[Jojo]

Once again Noory says "I'm not religious but I am spiritual. I believe."  I think I'm going to hurl.  It is such a cliche in this day and age.  Show some fucking passion for something, Jorch.

Once again Noory says "I'm not religious but I am spiritual. I believe."  I think I'm going to hurl.  It is such a cliche in this day and age.  Show some fucking passion for something, Jorch.

George demonstrates hurl-worthy passion:

To former bikini model Pamela Anderson, an animal lover, he was passionate that he only dates animal lovers.  She replied, "Gotta be a Capricorn",  poor George.

To twenty-something medium Monica Ten-Kate, "Uh, do YOU like animals?" (His dating deal-breaker question).

To Valentine's caller Brenda, he was passionately lonely.

To female callers, "Send photos..."

To guest, "Send sexy demons!"

To his audience, ex-wives and all, that he had been passionately in love with the ZZ-Top video girls.

To people going to Mars, he was passionate that Swedish women should be included.

To his memories, he was passionate that Daryl Hannah made a great mermaid.

To monthly online chatters, he said that he had been passionate about some tatoo'd women and some non-tatoo'd ones.

To monthly chatters, he said that he had been passionate about a woman for whom he bought a motorcycle.

To monthly chatters, he was passionate about incredibly gorgeous L.A. women, which he notices "all the time".

To Major Ed Dames, who was in the middle of a story, George interrupted flatly to passionately expound on what had been an innocent comment involving inadvertently walking behind some women.

To Elvira (dark-haired brunette) before Bobo died, "Come back without your brothers!"

To a guest, he was passionate about Playmate of the Year (This one I can't prove).

To LMH, he is passionate in song (but annoying in person).

To a female caller, he passionately approved of her underweight weight at 115lbs.

To a Houston event attendee he held in his arms, he passionately declared her to be "Houston's finest!" (God protect her in this hurricane) (and from George).

To listeners, he sounded passionate about Miley Cyrus' attire.

To his texting actress...  She is "attractive!"

To a guest discussing Lisa Rinna, he has passionately "seen her around!"

To a guest discussing a stripper, "Did she, uh, post a photo?"

To event viewers, he passionately squeezed singer Solecito.

To Coast gallery viewers, he looked passionate about some of his Minnville squeezes.

To a caller who was getting into shape, he expressed passion about lingere models (Victoria's Secret).

To a guest, he passionately exclaimed that Elizabeth Montgomery was "pretty, AND fun!"

To former porn model Jessica Hall he was passionate he and she should go to Mars "one-way".  "We'll be the only couple!"

To Whitley Streiber discussing a woman, George said that what matters is "What does she LOOK like?!"

To a guest who asked if he knew former bikini model Christina Ferrere: "YES!"

To a guest, he rattled off the name of the movie porn star Yvette Vickers was in.

To a guest, he passionately admitted he would be considered unwholesome if he stated who he would want to be trapped in an elevator with.

To listeners, he was passionate about porn star Jennifer Love Hewett (per Spikegirl).

To listeners, he was passionate about a cave woman sneaking up behind him (per ItsOver).

To a guest, he was passionate about the looks of a "pretty" girl on a tarot card.

To a breathy caller from France, he was passionate she would make a good correspondent.


Treating women as sex objects "sells".  Ads sell.  So, that makes me wonder, if Art didn't treat women as sex objects, or use ads to barrage us, how did Art cover expenses for the show???

[Jackstar]

[21st Century Man]

George demonstrates hurl-worthy passion:

To former bikini model Pamela Anderson, an animal lover, he was passionate that he only dates animal lovers.  She replied, "Gotta be a Capricorn",  poor George.
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Treating women as sex objects "sells".  Ads sell.  So, that makes me wonder, if Art didn't treat women as sex objects, or use ads to barrage us, how did Art cover expenses for the show???

ROTF!  To be fair to some of the gals mentioned, I must set the record straight that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Yvette Vickers were never porn stars.  George probably wishes they were porn stars as he might be able to pay them enough to get them to do the nasty with him.  Sadly though Yvette Vickers is dead.  I would not be surprised to learn that she was listening to Jorch when she died.

[Dateline]

R.I.P. Yvette Vickers, and to the rest of you condolences..

[ItsOver]

...  Show some fucking passion for something, Jorch.

Come on, 21st.  Jorch has passion for many things.

1)  Turkee Sammiches
2)  Don't forget tooomeric.  Lots and lots of tooomeric.
3)  Skipping out early on Friday nights with Tommee for IHOP and blessing listeners with fake umbrella-armed old lady audios and UFO Phil, ad infinitum.
4)  Pestering Hollywood celebs so much, they seek sanctuary in Boston.

I could continue, but we can't accuse Jorch of not having passion for something.  Oh, did I mention his biggest passion?  Sucking!

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Hoagie should ban that backstabbing Michelle in Japan for calling Noory