George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

Maybe the TOS should be amended to prevent avatar harassment.   

I agree!  Laws should recognize all people, even those of the average Avatar-American and his plight in the two-dimensional world of existence.

But, in the interest of trying to be as pleasant of a Noory basher as possible, I have decreased the size of George's head, (which as you can see is counter-intuitive, since he has such a large ego/head...).

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Thank you Coop, appreciate the support!  I kind of like my avatar too.  The great thing is you can pretty much insert any number of captions under it regarding Noory and it will be funny.  I particulary like the raised eyebrow just like the Clueless One's too, and the sleezy porn stache.

Except your avatar looks 10x more intelligent than the real thing.  You may want to dumb-down the look some.

[mombird3]

The people at Premier do not care. He can be as dumb and boring as he wants, and they keep him. It is all staged the interviews and the callers. But if we turn it off and do not listen maybe the ratings will fall.
At least on Sundays with Knapp it is fun to listen. I enjoy him so much. He  is so convincing about the subject he talks about. He always reads the book.
I was watching CNN on the TV in McDonald's tonight.It was just remodled and they put a flat scren TV set in. We do not have any cable. Piers Morgan was on with Newt Gingritch about Gun Control. Piers did not agree with Newt and they had a little discussion and difference of opinion. And it was interesting. And I liked the segment.
We left it and I thought that Noory cannot have a meaningful discussion about anything. "Mary Had a Little Lamb", would be better. He would get that mixed up somehow...

[NooryIsADouchebag]

I'm very sorry I'm going to miss another Noory "classic." 

If he actually says that tonight I'll.. I'll just.. fuck I dunno, yawn I guess.

[MV/Liberace!]

i'm five pages behind on this thread.  fucking fuck.

[ufogadfly]

Why does George think he gets to define a show as being classic or not? And why does he pronounce a show as classic 10 minutes into the said show?

Classic

Adjective

Judged over a period of time to be of the highest quality and outstanding of its kind.[/t][/t][/color][/font]

Noun

A work of art of recognized and established value.[/t][/t]

So by definition, there should only be a handful of classic shows a year at BEST. If most shows are "Classic" then they aren't really classic because classic would really mean average...in this case that would mean "shitty".


Also, "Classic" should probably only be judged by the consumers of whatever product. In this case the listeners judging the show. The last person who should be judging a show is the show's own host. I could live with a host just throwing that out there now and then, but not nearly this often, and not within 10 minutes of a show starting.


So we have: Lost the meaning of classic, have the worst person judging a show (the actual host), a show being judged as classic usually within minutes of starting, and a "classic" show on a frequent basis.


In Noory's defense, other's would not be judged so harsh. However, the shortcomings of Noory MIXED with delusions of grandeur regarding himself and his show, make any faults magnified several times.

And since "classic" can also mean typical, traditional, representative, it could be said of just about every broadcast disGeorge does, without really saying anyting.

[ufogadfly]

Saw this on the C2C site. I'm going to order the mug and put it under my bed to save trips to the bathroom at night.

[RedMichael]

True, it could mean conventional, but we both know in his mind it means "great!" but luckily it is a warning for us. If I ever call a George Noory show you will have to gamble on whether I mean "An astonishingly bad piece of shit!" or "Another day in hell".


"Ahoy George!"


Edit: Im astonished by how many people who obviously would have been calling for war 5 years ago (forgive my stereotyping) now think our leadership is being too harsh. Im glad to hear these ideas from that crowd but if we didn't stand up to NK just like we did, the leadership would have been HAMMERED by these same guys. The only reason I care is because of how poor of a job the host does at keeping bias/politics at bay. He is a half-rate radio host for a late night show of all things strange. There isn't a man less qualified in the industry to be giving his two cents on any of this crap. Wasn't he for dropping the bomb and wanting a war a week ago?

[midnightbidder]

One time when I made a poop I stood up and it wasn't there. Now, did it go to another dimension? Or did my butthole timeslip into another point in history through a wormhole? I mean the toilet paper completely showed signs of a poop but? WTF? I wanted to see my efforts come to life. I guess that my querry will have to forever be unanswered.  Long live George's stache.

[Eddie Coyle]

One time when I made a poop I stood up and it wasn't there. Now, did it go to another dimension? Or did my butthole timeslip into another point in history through a wormhole? I mean the toilet paper completely showed signs of a poop but? WTF? I wanted to see my efforts come to life. I guess that my querry will have to forever be unanswered.  Long live George's stache.

No, it didn't vanish. Your feces seems to be all over this thread.

[midnightbidder]

Thank you for your insight on my fecal vanishings MR. EDDIE COYLE. I simply raised a question that many of us have asked ourselves once before. It's kinda' like "where does snow come from? "......"why is the sky blue? "......"who was the guy that left that long stretched out balloon with vaseline on it hanging out of YOUR buthole last night? " You understand don't you? Look jizzman, the name of the thread is "George Noory sucks".......... the intelligence that went into that thread name goes beyond the explanation of the meaning of life. I'm here to see why George is such a hated man and to poke a little fun at his absent mindedness at the same time. Amongst the hate and negativity I try to interject a little junior high humor to loosen up the puckered assholes of all who hate on here.  I wont stop with the nonsense........ever. So enjoy the cancer that you are giving yourself through negativity and if you don't like what I say then you can simply eat a big dick up and piss off. Okay EDDIE COYLE? Long live captain crunch!

[SomeVelvetMorning]

We left it and I thought that Noory cannot have a meaningful discussion about anything. "Mary Had a Little Lamb", would be better. He would get that mixed up somehow...

GN: Mary had a little lamb..................That reminds me of the news story about that lamb that got flattened and mutilated by a steamroller. (or some other sadistic Snoory tale of the morbid followed by "Somethins gawing on.")  Perhaps "Sayyyyyyyyyyyy.  Could the lamb be an angel?"

[RedMichael]

George, I don't care what you thought or your personal views. I care about the guest's views (not always) and the subjects they want to talk about. The less I know about your views the better. Sorry.

[ziznak]

Anybody take a look at Dolores Cannon's "quantum healing hypnosis therapy?"  Looks legit to me!  Hell it's got "quantum" in the title so it's gotta be something scientific and profound beyond any lay person's understanding... just gotta trust in the professionals like George to "give us the information."

Still waiting for them to make:
quantum Pepsi
quantum cigarettes
quantum Beer
and I'd love to get me some of that quantum pussy someday.

[Eddie Coyle]

Thank you for your insight on my fecal vanishings MR. EDDIE COYLE. I simply raised a question that many of us have asked ourselves once before. It's kinda' like "where does snow come from? "......"why is the sky blue? "......"who was the guy that left that long stretched out balloon with vaseline on it hanging out of YOUR buthole last night? " You understand don't you? Look jizzman, the name of the thread is "George Noory sucks".......... the intelligence that went into that thread name goes beyond the explanation of the meaning of life. I'm here to see why George is such a hated man and to poke a little fun at his absent mindedness at the same time. Amongst the hate and negativity I try to interject a little junior high humor to loosen up the puckered assholes of all who hate on here.  I wont stop with the nonsense........ever. So enjoy the cancer that you are giving yourself through negativity and if you don't like what I say then you can simply eat a big dick up and piss off. Okay EDDIE COYLE? Long live captain crunch!

       And some more shit appears. If you are so primitive to think "negativity" causes cancer, then you'll be joining Ebert after the tenor of your post. Which was funnier than your "humor" posts. Keep on trollin'...

         

[Morgus]

I see at the c2c website they have info on Noory riding in a parade this weekend:


Burbank Parade
George Noory will participate in the 32nd annual Burbank on Parade beginning at 11 a.m. Saturday, April 6. The parade theme is "Let’s Go to the Movies!" with Tim Conway Jr. serving as the Grand Marshal.

[Mels-hole1984]

The house of ill repute, I think that pretty much sums it up...

[midnightbidder]

ATTENTION EDDIE COYLE: I'm only negative towards ASSHOLES. If you were able to read, you'd see that I rarely comment negatively.  Usually I admittedly post childish perverted comments that actually do raise legitimate questions. Like I said, I'm here to loosen up the puckered asses of people like you who do nothing but leave hate here. And as for the cancer comment you FUCKER.....my 15 year old kid died of it on May 21st 2009. Why do you think that I have a mission to make people chuckle a little while they post bullshit here. If you don't believe me i'll send to his old tribute sites. Its better to laugh than to rot in an already decaying living carcus. So EDDIE COYLE, YOU CAN EAT WHAT DISSAPEARED IN MY TOILET.  Long live Ron Burgundy!

[Eddie Coyle]

ATTENTION EDDIE COYLE: I'm only negative towards ASSHOLES. If you were able to read, you'd see that I rarely comment negatively.  Usually I admittedly post childish perverted comments that actually do raise legitimate questions. Like I said, I'm here to loosen up the puckered asses of people like you who do nothing but leave hate here. And as for the cancer comment you FUCKER.....my 15 year old kid died of it on May 21st 2009.

          You brought up cancer first. Produce an obit of your dead offspring(in lieu of rat eaten remains). Was that child from your hot Asian wife? Quick, make something up!

            You get awfully hysterical...are you in the massage therapy field?

[Mels-hole1984]

i'm five pages behind on this thread.  fucking fuck.

True story, and here I was thinking I was the only one. This thread gets hard to follow sometimes...

[midnightbidder]

You know...... my last name isn't your business, but it is in my email attached to "midnight bidder" just in an abbreviated form. Google search Jesse Doseck and then tell me... did I make it up? Am I producing a fraudulent name? After you check it out please forget that I ever told you his name but never forget his story. And always remember before you speak. As for me saying "cancer" first?  I said that if you keep up the negativity you will give yourself cancer. I don't wish that on anybody.  I watched that poor child suffer for almost 5 years. Don't believe me? Do some research.  He was my first son with my first love interest, not my "hot asian wife". if anybody else would help to defend me please chime in it anytime.

[RedMichael]

  True story, and here I was thinking I was the only one. This thread gets hard to follow sometimes...

I tend to ramble but how I try to avoid spamming posts is just to add a "EDIT:" to the end of my latest post if it's the newest one or one of the newest. I also take any conflict to PM and such.

[Eddie Coyle]

You know...... my last name isn't your business, but it is in my email attached to "midnight bidder" just in an abbreviated form. Google search Jesse Doseck and then tell me... did I make it up? Am I producing a fraudulent name? After you check it out please forget that I ever told you his name but never forget his story. And always remember before you speak. As for me saying "cancer" first?  I said that if you keep up the negativity you will give yourself cancer. I don't wish that on anybody.  I watched that poor child suffer for almost 5 years. Don't believe me? Do some research.  He was my first son with my first love interest, not my "hot asian wife". if anybody else would help to defend me please chime in it anytime.

You should see a shrink, print out your posts and show them. I have no idea whether you're telling the truth or not. Don't really care, you could be some weirdo who lived in the same town. I don't retract a word, I think you are a clown, trolling this thread. I find it hard to believe that someone who lost a kid to cancer(was it caused by negativity?) would be so cavalier with cancer, as you were.

           

           

           

[armyvet8896]

Why dont you leave him alone Eddie. You asshole.

[Eddie Coyle]

Why dont you leave him alone Eddie. You asshole.

Step on a mine. Why were you in for eight years? They finally ask?

[midnightbidder]

what the fuck are you talking about? every word that I spoke is 100./' true.  I'm not some weirdo and I don't need to see a shrink, but when you attack me and tell me to produce an obituary I think that's a little fucked up and slightly cold. I think you're the one with the problem and if you do your research you'll find that the email address in my profile  matches the name of his biological father. Do you think I would seriously go through the struggle of finding someone to put into a story? No! I was pretty quick with the date so you know what you're talking about.  You can fuck off if you don't believe me. And for your information I didn't say his cancer was caused by negativity idiot. I said "in general" negativity will cause cancer. Do your research. All that I can say for your emotional retardation is that you can believe what you want to believe. Please don't bother me anymore. Oh yeah, if you look at my past posts you will see that I actually mentioned in one of my post about the town that we all came from you douche bag.

[Eddie Coyle]

what the fuck are you talking about? every word that I spoke is 100./' true.  I'm not some weirdo and I don't need to see a shrink, but when you attack me and tell me to produce an obituary I think that's a little fucked up and slightly cold. I think you're the one with the problem and if you do your research you'll find that the email address in my profile  matches the name of his biological father. Do you think I would seriously go through the struggle of finding someone to put into a story? No! I was pretty quick with the date so you know what you're talking about.  You can fuck off if you don't believe me. And for your information I didn't say his cancer was caused by negativity idiot. I said "in general" negativity will cause cancer. Do your research. All that I can say for your emotional retardation is that you can believe what you want to believe. Please don't bother me anymore. Oh yeah, if you look at my past posts you will see that I actually mentioned in one of my post about the town that we all came from you douche bag.

Alright, I believe you. (I don't, but just for pretend)
          And my opinions ain't changed. Call me a cold hearted motherfucker, because I can be, especially toward weirdos and you qualify. I'll gladly avoid you.

[midnightbidder]

Thank you armyvet. Obviously EDDIE COYLE'S reply to you shows who is the sick one. I've got nothing to hide and was very forthcoming with stuff that I shouldn't be. I'm here to have fun, not defend myself.  I don't care if EDDIE COYLE believes anything. When the shit hits the fan he'll wish that he had an 8 year vet there tho protect him while he shivers in his mom's basement.

[ziznak]

George Noory SUCKS.

[Juan]

According to sNoory, the Japanese are viewing people's dreams using an MRA machine.
George Noory sucks.