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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Roy Hinkley

Great, another animal cruelty shtory from Whorge again.  He doesn't even seem upset by what he reads.
He has absolutely no emotion or compassion when he reads a sick shtory like this.

ufogadfly

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2013, 10:07:11 PM
Just to let you guys and gals know. Tuesday night the numbers lady is back.


NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! AHRRRGHHHHH!

Roy Hinkley

More Snorge compassion, regarding the guest's deceased friend, "Do you miss him?"  No George, I'm glad he's dead, you f'n moron.


Roy Hinkley

I can't understand a word of what this doctor is saying.  I think it's been a five minute sentence though?

What happened to the Doc from the Atlantis region? I think that George forgot that he was there.  Somewhere there's a poor little foreign intellect on a pay phone waiting for his next 5 seconds of fame.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: midnightbidder on March 22, 2013, 12:52:50 AM
What happened to the Doc from the Atlantis region? I think that George forgot that he was there.  Somewhere there's a poor little foreign intellect on a pay phone waiting for his next 5 seconds of fame.

Must be another of Georgie's grossly uncomfortable cut-offs of a guest with no explanation.  Since the doctor was hard to understand, he probably just gave Tommie the old wave of the hand across the throat indicating for him to drop the call...

Maxwell

Guest:  "I went to Indonesia last year and basically married an Atlantean."  That, and his
numerous references to their "making it" with other races, put this interview over the top.

jinwicked

Oh, what's this? Another show about vitamins. Better get UFO Phil to sing about orange juice, Norry. ::)

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: jinwicked on March 22, 2013, 01:23:20 AM
Oh, what's this? Another show about vitamins. Better get UFO Phil to sing about orange juice, Norry. ::)

Yep, another CLASSIC C2C show with riveting topics such as UFOs, alien abductions, and paranormal activity..... no, wait...... oh, magnesium and it's health benefits?  George you SUCK because you have ruined C2C.  We don't want your midlife-crisis health topics - do that research on your own freaking time and leave C2C the way it was without tooomeric, aging musicians, and has-been actors.




jinwicked

No time to discuss such interesting things! Norry has Life-Changing Health Information to bestow upon us plebs.

MTB

Why is it impossible for these people to say "turmeric" correctly? On that subject I needed turmeric for a recipe and the store didn't have it. I blame Noory.

Sardondi

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on March 21, 2013, 11:48:39 PM
More Snorge compassion, regarding the guest's deceased friend, "Do you miss him?"  No George, I'm glad he's dead, you f'n moron.
In the Nooron World this passes for throat-grabbing emotion. Were you to say that "C2C under GN is full of sentimentality", he'd genuinely thank you.   

Juan

sNoory - "Somewhere a long time ago something happened to an island."

Also, showing his ignorance of his own professed religion, he let Hoff say that All Saints Day came from Atlantis.

Also, we learned that turmeric is loaded with magnesium, as well as is the blood of plants.

onan

My grandmother used to say "some people talk just to hear their head rattle." I think that is noory.

Scully

Quote from: onan on March 22, 2013, 03:44:41 AM
My grandmother used to say "some people talk just to hear their head rattle." I think that is noory.


My grandmother said the same, Onan.  I wonder what they would have said about people who dominate forums.


I say "I think someone has forgotten to take his meds lately."


The Ignore Button is my favorite new toy.  Ahhhhhhh ... sweet relief now ...  :)

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: UFO Fill on March 22, 2013, 03:44:11 AM
sNoory - "Somewhere a long time ago something happened to an island."


Old Georgie just couldn't get his little mind to understand when the guest said it didn't sink either.  George kept saying, well it had to have sunk.  The guest had to say a couple different times that no, the water level rose, covering the island.  Georgie couldn't grasp that the water level rising would cover an island, it didn't have to SINK.  Idiot.

Quote from: onan on March 22, 2013, 03:44:41 AM
My grandmother used to say "some people talk just to hear their head rattle." I think that is noory.

Oh, crap.  I thought that noise was something wrong with my satellite radio.  I cancelled it for nothing...
Oh, wait.  No I didn't!!   ;)   

Scully

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on March 22, 2013, 04:32:23 AM
Old Georgie just couldn't get his little mind to understand when the guest said it didn't sink either.  George kept saying, well it had to have sunk.  The guest had to say a couple different times that no, the water level rose, covering the island.  Georgie couldn't grasp that the water level rising would cover an island, it didn't have to SINK.  Idiot.


That was a real highlight for a hater like me, Roy.  I enjoyed hearing George plunge deeper and deeper into the abyss.  ;D

ItsOver

Jorch has a difficult time grasping the concept of something getting higher.  Water levels, quality of shows.........   Jorch understands things sinking... such as C2C.

Maybe George thinks islands are floating, like that idiot Congressman a few years back

lonevoice

Quote from: McPhallus on March 21, 2013, 09:02:25 PM

It's under Your Profile>Summary>Modify Profile>Edit Buddies/Ignore List
Thank you, kind sir.  I looked and looked in my profile for that option yesterday and, for the life of me, could not find it.   Nowhere in my account settings did I have those options your screencap shows in the drop-down.   I finally figured out why, and this may be helpful to someone else using IE 9.

If you enlarge the screencap you included in your post, you see those two little triangles immediately to the right of that mopie advertisement banner?   If someone else is looking at their account settings and not seeing the same options you have, they need to click on those little triangles.  Voila!  It changes the screen and suddenly all those options are available, including blocking a user!  YAY!



As Scully said..."sweet relief now"


NoMoreNoory

What the heck was with Noory's shout-out at the top of last night's show?
'Hello to inmate Wilton Melvin Forza (sp?). Doin' time......for a non-violent crime'
Anyone cast any light on this? Some famous civil rights case I don't know about, or just Doughboy trying to come on as the prisoners' friend? The new Man In Black (with matching purple shirt, tie and handkerchief). And what's with the non-violent bit? Does he think you have to torture hamsters or slit a baby's neck open on a plane with a 2.36" blade before you get banged up these days?

stevesh

I suspect the non-violent part stemmed from his catching some shit a while back when he suggested he should have an incarcerated rapist on as a guest. Don't remember the exact context.

ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on March 22, 2013, 11:13:32 AM
What the heck was with Noory's shout-out at the top of last night's show?
'Hello to inmate Wilton Melvin Forza (sp?). Doin' time......for a non-violent crime'
Anyone cast any light on this? Some famous civil rights case I don't know about, or just Doughboy trying to come on as the prisoners' friend? The new Man In Black (with matching purple shirt, tie and handkerchief). And what's with the non-violent bit? Does he think you have to torture hamsters or slit a baby's neck open on a plane with a 2.36" blade before you get banged up these days?


What???  Geesh...maybe Jorch has a new "pen pal." ::)

Sleepwalker

 Flu kills 105 children; most not vaccinated, CDC says        http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51290370/ns/health-cold_and_flu/#.UUyoOVfjVf8

I wonder how many people chose not to get vaccines for their kids based on hearing "the truth" on Coast to Coast AM?




Quote from: Sleepwalker on March 22, 2013, 12:58:41 PM
Flu kills 105 children; most not vaccinated, CDC says        http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51290370/ns/health-cold_and_flu/#.UUyoOVfjVf8

I wonder how many people chose not to get vaccines for their kids based on hearing "the truth" on Coast to Coast AM?

I wonder what George will lead the show off with tonight

Sardondi

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on March 22, 2013, 11:13:32 AM
What the heck was with Noory's shout-out at the top of last night's show?
'Hello to inmate Wilton Melvin Forza (sp?). Doin' time......for a non-violent crime'
Anyone cast any light on this? Some famous civil rights case I don't know about, or just Doughboy trying to come on as the prisoners' friend? The new Man In Black (with matching purple shirt, tie and handkerchief). And what's with the non-violent bit? Does he think you have to torture hamsters or slit a baby's neck open on a plane with a 2.36" blade before you get banged up these days?

George is a complete tool of whoever gets to him first. I still remember the total gullibility with which he bought into the laughable schtick of a group of "Patriot Network" tax protesters not long after he came on board. These "tax protesters" are scary crazy with their belief that they are more patriotic than anyone, and that they know the double secret hidden meaning of the Constitution. They're nutzoid in their hatred of the IRS and government in general; and actually preach that there is no income tax amendment because someone didn't hold his mouth right when he signed his time sheet or something as ridiculous. They preach there is no requirement that we pay federal income taxes, since in their bizarro world interpretation, taxes are "100% voluntary". The fact that scores of them are imprisoned each year for tax evasion on income of up to several million dollars doesn't seem to get through to them about the so-called "voluntary" nature of the requirement to pay taxes.

But over a couple of months some spokesman for these nuts was giving George the great David vs. Goliath thing having to do with a particular set of these tax cheats they were trying to turn into a cause celebre'. George bit like an alligator on a rotten chicken hung as bait by those Cajuns on Swamp People. Oh, he was outraged. How could this happen in America? We've got to do something! He was trying to make the audience rise and demand this illegal outfit called the IRS be driven from our country, etc. And the idiot never stopped to consider what motive there might have been to come to him, and whether he was getting the straight scoop. Of course he was being used like a $2 whore.

And then one day there was nothing. It was all over. Nothing more on the show. I suspect the suits called George in and asked him if he was really retarded or if it was just an act. He is without doubt one of the stupidest human beings ever.                       

RedMichael

Noory is very insecure about his age but has more and more show topics suitable for old home newspapers.

Rico999

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on March 20, 2013, 11:44:26 PM
Thanks, Rico. George Noory replaced Art Bell just like Jay Leno replaced Johnny Carson. I read that Jimmy Fallon will replace Jay Leno in 2014. We need a paranormal version of Fallon to replace Noory. Coast needs a transfusion of young blood. It needs an energetic and engaged host who appreciates both the program and the subjects. We need an excited host , of any *chronological* age, who realizes how fortunate they are to get such a great gig, and whose personality is reflective of their appreciation for such a plum position. The guy, who now warms the main host's seat, demonstrates a laziness that shows his lack of gratitude for such a wonderful opportunity. He should know that this is the best gig that he will get, so he needs to concentrate on radio. He won't become a famous author or TV/podcast host. He should put aside those side projects. If not, he should step aside for someone who truly would be thankful to be the main host of Coast.

I'm all for that.  A new host -- of any age -- without all the crap mini-mogul wanna-be George has been bringing to the show would be a breath of fresh air.  Someone who doesn't get all hissy and weirded out if someone says "hell" or "damn" on the air.  Someone who can openly criticize politicians or some politician or policy they seriously disagree with and not give a damn what anyone thinks -- as Art Bell used to do.  Someone with real intellectual curiosity -- who isn't afraid to revise their thinking in the face of overwhelming evidence to counter their set beliefs.  Someone who has real and genuine interest in the topics that made the show great in the first place.   

How about a host who would actually welcome the challenge of totally unscreened calls?

Most of all, how about a host who won't kiss corporate ass?  That alone would eliminate about 98% of all talkers out there...

I wouldn't mind that at all. 

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