George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

The guy could have been a goldmine to someone with acutal interviewing skills but George asks his opinon on things like Fatima. I was waiting for him to bring up angels.

Yes, this is some form of Tourette Syndrome for George only without cursing.  The guest will be going on for a few minutes on some topic and Georgie will just blurt out "angels!" or "portal!", usually completely out of context and perplexing to the guest.  The guest continues on, shaking their head, thinking "I can put up with this horse's a$$ for a while longer so I can push my new book...."

 

[margoloo]

Falkie, your heart is definitely in the right place.  But let me be the jerk who complains about the extra second of my already failing life it takes to skip over your "as sung to" posts.  Don't  bother, good people. I already hate myself for this comment.

Don't hate yourself!  You are not alone in being annoyed by that type of drivel.  Yes.  I said drivel. 

[mombird3]

I did not listen to much of it last night. But caught the calls at the last 1/2 hour. The same old stuff and George ;ets them ramble on. Boy, I wish they would get someone else to do the show.

[WOTR]

I'm with you fleming. GN has ruined my camping trips. Well now its Wells ruining them so I am back to oldies radio when camping (or classic country if I can pick it up). But hey the Manfred Mann, Roy Orbison,  and Carl Carlton are still ok.

I actually kind of blame GN and Wells for my being late to lunch last weekend.  Being an insomniac, I have always listened to the radio at night and they have always reminded me about setting my clock for daylight savings time.  Last week was the first time ever that I missed the announcements on the radio reminding me to set my clocks.  I could not bear the thought of Georgie or Wells talking and the radio remained silent all night (as it has tonight.)


Sure, there have been other years when I only listened to a little of Coast (even a few times when Art hosted that I could not take the BS the guest was spewing) but I always caught the news or would change to another station (hey, the radio is on anyhow.)  Sadly, Coast has finally fallen to the point where often it does not even seem worth checking out what garbage they are putting on each night and I am going to have to find other ways to keep track of when to roll the clock forward and back.  I can no longer rely on my listening to the radio for reminders...

[Doomed]

Yeh, its all over except the actual firing. Coast is done, pull it out of the oven.
To the almighty creator, please pleeze pleeeeze allow someone with a digital camera, phone, whatever, to be on the scene when they drag snoory out of the studio and plop him on the sidewalk with his box of free books, HGH, and toomerick. I want to, have to, see the denial, the threats, the crying, as jorch pounds his fists into the ground, spitting as he threatens to get whoever did this.
"I hate you all! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Im Jorch Snoory bitch! I am the king of late night radio! You cant do this to me! TOMMY? Help me Tommy! Make it stop! Make it go away. Im a cool guy, really I am. My mother told me so! Im cool now! Not like school when they stole my pants! Im cool! WAAAAaaaaaaaaa....gimme back my microphone! Im gonna be a TV star! You're gonna regret this. Ill make you pay! WAAAaaaaaaaa....

[Falkie2013]

Don't hate yourself!  You are not alone in being annoyed by that type of drivel.  Yes.  I said drivel.

I'm just having fun with it. Seems to me there's a certain percentage of people who are too damned serious on here and are just plain grouchy a lot of the time.

When one can't make light of Snoory, it takes a lot of the fun out of it for me.

It's why I enjoy Paperboy's cartoons and the outrageous flubs that people report Snoory saying night after night after night.

[Falkie2013]

Yeh, its all over except the actual firing. Coast is done, pull it out of the oven.
To the almighty creator, please pleeze pleeeeze allow someone with a digital camera, phone, whatever, to be on the scene when they drag snoory out of the studio and plop him on the sidewalk with his box of free books, HGH, and toomerick. I want to, have to, see the denial, the threats, the crying, as jorch pounds his fists into the ground, spitting as he threatens to get whoever did this.
"I hate you all! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Im Jorch Snoory bitch! I am the king of late night radio! You cant do this to me! TOMMY? Help me Tommy! Make it stop! Make it go away. Im a cool guy, really I am. My mother told me so! Im cool now! Not like school when they stole my pants! Im cool! WAAAAaaaaaaaaa....gimme back my microphone! Im gonna be a TV star! You're gonna regret this. Ill make you pay! WAAAaaaaaaaa....

Funny thing. Wasn't there a Twilight Zone episode where something like the above scenario was portrayed ?

I could be wrong but if true then it would be like, really poetic and ironic at the same time. This is reminiscent of the episodes The Silence and He's Alive.

[Falkie2013]

Yes, the first hour guest last night was amazing, even for disGeorge. While I didn't buy most of what the guest said - "chivalry" based on "chevron, his "evidence" of the connection of boomerag-shaped UFOs with the chevron  of the Knights Templar (GN, note where the plural "s" goes) and lots more - he was kind of entertaining and not hard to follow. But GN couldn't keep up with him! At least once he actually said that the guest was losing him! And lame questions? The guy could have been a goldmine to someone with acutal interviewing skills but George asks his opinon on things like Fatima. I was waiting for him to bring up angels.

What I wonder about is whether or not Premiere renewed the clown's contract or not, or will he be gone on April 2nd.

It's hard to believe that no one at his network seems to care how bad he is and how he's dragged down the ratings and lost them affiliates.

Or maybe they've stopped listening too because they also couldn't take anymore of it.

[Falkie2013]

The words to "Danny Boy" were written in 1910 by Frederic Weatherly, an English lawyer, and set to the music of "Londonderry Air", a tune originating out of Northern Ireland.


Having an Englishman write the unofficial anthem of the Irish diaspora is very much like George Noory taking over Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM. Fucking depressing.

GO try actually LOOKING at the link I posted about the song. It was a ballad long before the Englishman wrote new lyrics to it.

[Falkie2013]

Once again, Noory has NO INTERVIEWING SKILLS!!!!!   If the guest doesn't "take over" or at least lead the way, Noory's true pathetic abilities are revealed.   Friday night's guest was "off the wall"......however, instead of keeping the man "on track", Noory throws in a few repeated questions and GIVES UP in less than 45 minutes.  Knapp, Punnett even Wells could have handled this guy for two hours......and, even though he was STRANGE, I found him rather entertaining!  Ha!

Noory is a BIG BABY with an enormous ego and NO talent.   And, OPEN LINES was probably in the TOP 10 of THE MOST pathetic group of callers I have ever heard.  When Noory begins discussing FRIGGIN' CHERRY TREES for five minutes, one knows the SHIP HAS SUNK.

The ship sank long ago and we're the survivors in the lifeboats.

The problem with Snoory is that HE still THINKS he's on the bridge and is still in command after the ship already sank.

" IT'S 10 O'CLOCK AND ALL IS SMELLS ! "

Talking about cherry trees fits somehow. The show already was in the pits so its a logical extension to begin talking about trees.

" I talk to the trees but they don't listen to me. "

Neither do we, Snoorge. Neither do we.

[elbee]

wouldnt it be rad if we could somehow kill Jorch's careers live on air.

make a fake website, some youtube interviews, a fake personality, of a guy who found a ufo in the woods, and get him (one of us) interviewed by GN.

Then come out live on air.

[Nebraska888]

Dave Schrader was really good last night.  He surpassed Noory by billions of miles!  Dave is extremely well-spoken.  His comments were thought provoking, relevant and MOST IMPORTANTLY elaborated on the TOPIC!!!!
(Unlike, do you notice how strangely people are acting lately?  Or.....What do you think of the Big Bang Theory.......or......What are your thoughts about Turmeric........Or........Absolutely........Or....That's true too........or.....My mother was born in Pittsburg.........Or.......I spent nine years in the Navy......etc...etc.....ad nauseum.....)

I LOVED the program and look forward to Dave returning as the FULL TIME WEEKDAY HOST!!!!!    YEEEHAAAA!!!!!

[ShayP]

I am still trying to figure out how "the boss"....George Noory....is worse than every other host who's been on C2C yet still holds the reigns.  I mean, does he not recognize that EVERYBODY who's hosted the show is better than him? ?  I enjoyed last nights show with JBW's fill-in.  Why is he (Noory) untouchable?  He is an idiot bitch and full of shit......full of himself. UGH!!!

[VtaGeezer]

I am still trying to figure out how "the boss"....George Noory....is worse than every other host who's been on C2C yet still holds the reigns.  I mean, does he not recognize that EVERYBODY who's hosted the show is better than him? ?  I enjoyed last nights show with JBW's fill-in.  Why is he (Noory) untouchable?  He is an idiot bitch and full of shit......full of himself. UGH!!!

Simple. He has a contract that would cost Premiere more to cash him out of than they'd get back with a better host.  C2C is a cash machine and PremRad/Clear Channel own the bulk of affiliates in profitable markets. Who else ya gonna tune in? Interminable sports talk? Ain't monopolies grand?

[Tara]

Simple. He has a contract that would cost Premiere more to cash him out of than they'd get back with a better host.  C2C is a cash machine and PremRad/Clear Channel own the bulk of affiliates in profitable markets. Who else ya gonna tune in? Interminable sports talk? Ain't monopolies grand?

Then why do they continue to renew his contract when it expires?  Surely, they could sign new blood at less pay than SNoory.   

[onan]

Then why do they continue to renew his contract when it expires?  Surely, they could sign new blood at less pay than SNoory.

I have believed for more than a few years that noory must have "photographs" of someone in upper management.

[Mels-hole1984]

Do any of you people know how to use a comma? Christ, reading through these posts makes my head hurt.

[McPhallus]

Do any of you people know how to use a comma? Christ, reading through these posts makes my head hurt.

[onan]

Grammar Nazis

[b_dubb]

here's an idea: cancel Coast To Coast, send everyone packing and then start another show like Coast but with a new name and DIFFERENT host. a good name would be Midnight In The Desert

[PortlandDangler]

Do any of you people know how to use a comma? Christ, reading through these posts makes my head hurt.

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Your welcome.

[b_dubb]

  ,

Your welcome.

you're making a joke, yes?

[Darisi]

  ,

Your welcome.

Now that's funny, I think.

[onan]

PD was just pausing before offering the gift of welcome.


I thought it was a kind gesture.

[Mels-hole1984]

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Your welcome.

hahahaha

[imagine]

I really enjoyed Dave Schrader last night too.  Haven't listened to an entire C2C show, other than G. Knapp, in years.

Also haven't heard from any of Noory's lawyers.  Has anyone?  Or has Noory rescinded his latest threat to sue us?

[VtaGeezer]

Then why do they continue to renew his contract when it expires?  Surely, they could sign new blood at less pay than SNoory.

I have a hunch that Noory works pretty cheap, and as a bonus he has the loser market all sown up.

[Sardondi]

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Your welcome.

you're making a joke, yes?

I don't think intentionally. Which makes it hilarious.

[MV/Liberace!]

Do any of you people know how to use a comma? Christ, reading through these posts makes my head hurt.

heh heh

[Titanic]

Yes, you are a jerk.  Good name, Titanic, you have sunk pretty low with that post
Sing along, and pat your feet.  Good times!

Not so sure that you can call a self identified jerk a jerk. It just doesn't seem right somehow. And it was important for you to confirm the self diagnosis...why exactly? Mean and nasty, huh? It is kind of fun to kick a guy when he's feeling kinda down, isn't it mean and nasty?  Sunken Titanic.  You are quite the card.