George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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Noory's "big announcement" has been revealed today at the c2cam website, its a long term contract extension:

Premiere Networks today announced an exclusive long-term agreement with George Noory to renew and extend his relationship with the company. Under the new agreement, George will continue his current role as host of Coast to Coast AM, the most-listened-to overnight radio program in North America, which reaches nearly three million weekly listeners on more than 600 radio stations across the U.S.

http://www.adweek.com/digital/george-noory-coast-to-coast-am-contract-renewal/

George seems to get new 10 year contracts every 6-8 months

[CronkitesGhost]

he's gotta be an inspiration for every dullard in America. he should be giving commencement speeches 'Kids look at me. I'm not very bright, in fact I'm pretty ignorant, I'm not good looking or interesting in any way but here I am - a success. This is a great country with opportunity for even people like me and you. You don't have to be the best, you don't even have to be the best you. The future belongs to ordinary people, the standards in this country have never been lower, so go out there and show the world just how ordinary you are.'

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he's gotta be an inspiration for every dullard in America. he should be giving commencement speeches 'Kids look at me. I'm not very bright, in fact I'm pretty ignorant, I'm not good looking or interesting in any way but here I am - a success. This is a great country with opportunity for even people like me and you. You don't have to be the best, you don't even have to be the best you. The future belongs to ordinary people, the standards in this country have never been lower, so go out there and show the world just how ordinary you are.'

LOL.  And take Tommy around with him.

[Zetaspeak]

Damn.  That is so weirdly like Jorch holding a baby Tommee, it freaks me out every time I see it.

Full credit goes to Kevin Hybrid who was a regular earlier in the year. Who put up photos of a book called "Man after Man". I at first thought it had to be photo-shopped because it looked so much like Jorch. To my shock after doing some searching it came straight from the book 

Not sure how long I'll have it, because much like you, I find it kind unsettling as well.

The first half guests look horrible for the rest of this week. Russia apologist today and then two medical type shows. Yuck

[Sarcastic Plastic]

The other nite poor Annie called in with a story about a bug stuck in her dinner roll.  Noory blurts out at the end "I bet you ate it anyway!"   

Yeah there's that nit-wit which keeps Snorch on top of the shit-pile.

Noory's "big announcement" has been revealed today at the c2cam website, its a long term contract extension:

Premiere Networks today announced an exclusive long-term agreement with George Noory to renew and extend his relationship with the company. Under the new agreement, George will continue his current role as host of Coast to Coast AM, the most-listened-to overnight radio program in North America, which reaches nearly three million weekly listeners on more than 600 radio stations across the U.S.

http://www.adweek.com/digital/george-noory-coast-to-coast-am-contract-renewal/

I wonder if being "the most listened-to overnight radio program" is in any way related to being the ONLY overnight radio program?

Three million weekly listeners? Do they think they're bragging by revealing that statistic? When Art Bell was host the show had between six and twelve million listeners on any given night. Art didn't have to charge for access to past shows or any of the other stupid ancillary crap for which Snorch has to charge.

he's gotta be an inspiration for every dullard in America.

Congratulations Premiere you've secured the biggest dumb-ass on radio for another painfully long period of time. Smooth move Ex-Lax.

[CronkitesGhost]

LOL.  And take Tommy around with him.

Tommy's in the lobby  hawking Chinese made official C2C merch, Super Beets, Dino-Vite, Carnivora and whatever other crap he can fit on top of his card table.

[zeebo]

George seems to get new 10 year contracts every 6-8 months

The Numbers Lady handles all his math.

[Morgus]

Noory just confirmed on the air that he has signed a "new LONG, LONG TERM contract"
He even mentioned Art Bell and his infamous "George gets it..." quote

[zeebo]

Noory just confirmed on the air that he has signed a "new LONG, LONG TERM contract"
He even mentioned Art Bell and his infamous "George gets it..." quote

Ok so I grudgingly give George some credit for thanking Art.  Showed some class there. 

[Morgus]

Ugh, Noory just now mentioned his new LONG term contract will probably take him out to the year 3000.
Just in time for "Dexter Monterrey" to take over after that?

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory just confirmed on the air that he has signed a "new LONG, LONG TERM contract"
He even mentioned Art Bell and his infamous "George gets it..." quote

Damn! Missed the start of tonight's show and came in on Joorch with a lump in his throat, apparently faking tears again, going through a roll call of his staff. For a giddy moment, we said 'His big announcement! He's retiring!! Prem Rat have gone belly-up! It's over!!!'
Jumped on here to discover the awful truth. Man, does he ever know where the bodies are buried?
And he moves swiftly on to pronounce 'opioids' as 'opie-odds'. Shit floats, I guess.

[NoMoreNoory]

Ok so I grudgingly give George some credit for thanking Art.  Showed some class there.

Class, my ass. More self-aggrandisement.

[zeebo]

Class, my ass. More self-aggrandisement.

I just said 'some', didn't say how much.   

[NoMoreNoory]

I just said 'some', didn't say how much.   

Perhaps his class is in proportion to his brain....

[PB the Deplorable]

Ok so I grudgingly give George some credit for thanking Art.  Showed some class there.

He knows Art doesn't like it

[zeebo]

He knows Art doesn't like it

Ok ok I gave him the benefit of the doubt, had a moment of weakness.  It's gone now, faster than a turkee sammich in George's mini-fridge.

[Juan Cena]

Was listening (and calling into) MITD, so I escaped hearing  The Putin-porn tonight. How bad was it?

[GravitySucks]

Couldn't stand the voice of that second guest. Sounded too much like Flakie's Kathy.

[sumthinz going on]

Was listening (and calling into) MITD, so I escaped hearing  The Putin-porn tonight. How bad was it?

From the standpoint of someone who sees the whole thing to likely be not much more than insincere political allegations, I thought it was a good interview. I would encourage you to give the guy a listen if you can find the show on rewind...i typically listen to the previous night via the tune in app. BTW the guy was no Trump fan and was obviously left of center (just in case objectivity is of concern). Cheers

[CronkitesGhost]

He's radio's cockroach. He'll outlive everybody.  Those who survive nuclear war will crawl through the wreckage meeting few survivors along the way, the Internet just a memory, some poor walking dead soul will find an old fashioned radio among the ruins and miraculously the battery works, he hears a voice 'Tommy, something's going on, people are just acting strange aren't they?' 'Well yeah George, we were hit by several nuclear bombs. Three quarters of the population were killed almost instantly. You lost your entire family in St Louis and your mom in Detroit' 'That what I thought Tommy, very strange. Let's open up the phone lines.'

[WOTR]

I left the radio on again and walked into a couple of brilliant questions by Jorch.  It is like he does not even try anymore (I know... shocking.)
The best of the bunch was "It is remarkable, what it is.  Isn't it Josie?"

How does he draw a cheque for his services?

[ItsOver]

He's radio's cockroach. He'll outlive everybody.  Those who survive nuclear war will crawl through the wreckage meeting few survivors along the way, the Internet just a memory, some poor walking dead soul will find an old fashioned radio among the ruins and miraculously the battery works, he hears a voice 'Tommy, something's going on, people are just acting strange aren't they?' 'Well yeah George, we were hit by several nuclear bombs. Three quarters of the population were killed almost instantly. You lost your entire family in St Louis and your mom in Detroit' 'That what I thought Tommy, very strange. Let's open up the phone lines.'

Heh.  Yep, that's Jorch.

[ItsOver]

I left the radio on again and walked into a couple of brilliant questions by Jorch.  It is like he does not even try anymore (I know... shocking.)...

Why try, when you obviously work for the brain-dead morons at PremRad.  Talk about asleep at the wheel.

[ItsOver]

If this doesn't make you ill, yeeewww must be Jorch.

"George Noory Will Continue to Entertain, Comfort and Inform"

http://www.adweek.com/digital/george-noory-coast-to-coast-am-contract-renewal/

At the beginning of the week, George Noory celebrated his 67th birthday the only way that makes senseâ€"on-air. One of the hallmarks of the Detroit native’s immensely popular overnight program Coast to Coast AM, which focuses on the paranormal but also occasionally diverts to other topics like politics, personal health and finance, is that he is there for listeners on all major holidays. Including his own. (Noory also typically hosts one Sunday per month.)

Today, Premiere Networks is gifting fans of the program with the best possible news. Noory is on board for at least several more years to come:

Once upon a time, Larry King ruled the U.S. late night radio airwaves, welcoming a wide assortment of guests and putting his personality stamp on each late hour. That honor now belongs to Noory, bracketed by the opening sounds of Giorgio Moroder’s “Chase” and the closing music of Cusco’s “Inca Dance.”



Ha, ha, ha...gag, choke, puke.

[ItsOver]

Full credit goes to Kevin Hybrid who was a regular earlier in the year. Who put up photos of a book called "Man after Man". I at first thought it had to be photo-shopped because it looked so much like Jorch. To my shock after doing some searching it came straight from the book 

Not sure how long I'll have it, because much like you, I find it kind unsettling as well.

The first half guests look horrible for the rest of this week. Russia apologist today and then two medical type shows. Yuck

Oh, yes.  I remember when Crazy Kevin first blessed us with Future Jorch.  Still freaky as hell.  I just can't believe it also included Mini Tommee. 

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... One of the hallmarks of the Detroit native’s immensely popular overnight program Coast to Coast AM, which focuses on the paranormal but also occasionally diverts to other topics like politics, personal health and finance...

The author of this article should be fired.  Everyone knows George doesn't do politics.  He's been very clear about that.

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''... Adds Noory: “I first partnered with Premiere Networks to host Coast to Coast AM in 2003, and I’m excited to carry the torch for years to come,” shared Noory. “I want to thank the incredible team at Premiere and my amazing show staff, who have been with me since this remarkable journey started.”...


''Partnered with Premiere Networks to host Coast to Coast AM''?

Yes, this is just how Noory speaks.  No need to use a corporate communications hack to provide fake quotes for this article.


''... I’m excited to carry the torch for years to come...”

George is very selective when it comes to using common idioms and phrases like 'carry the torch', and is always careful to use them correctly and not get them mixed up.

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''... On the Internet TV side, Noory is up to 264 episodes of his interview program Beyond Belief for the Gaia network, based in Boulder, Co...''
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That's still going?  Shouldn't Tommy have added a spechel surprise celebration show to the calendar when the number of episodes passed the number of subscribers?

[albrecht]

The photo is funny. Look at some of his loyal fans. I'm guessing though this was not an exclusive Danheiser Production Norry-Live event but he had visited some expo or some such.
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/congratulations-george

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'''... The long-serving, Emmy Award-winning journalist...''

Isn't there something dishonest about including this and not adding it's unrelated to radio?  And that they were Regional Emmys, not national?  Can we call this a Fake Fact?