George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[El Kragen]

I saw on FB they are having a special chat with Katherine Albrecht.  George has her on what seem like every other week. I wonder if in all this time has he ever actually read her book?  It came out in 2006 and is only 300 pages long but I'm betting on "no"

[HAL 9000]

George and his group are getting ready to take legal action on this site soon and get you shut down. Enjoy it while you can George Haters, your days are numbered!

More brilliant analysis and perspicacity from our prodigious resident intellectual virtuoso:

Has anyone noticed that George is getting better and better? People out there bashing George on here are so wrong. Just look at his past shows the last few days, this is up there with some of the best ones ever. Mind Power was great, and these latest shows that are coming up are great topics. And also George is becoming even more articulate and clever than ever before. I am honored to be a C2C streamlink member and fan. This is the best time to listen to George. Congratulations George!! May you be hosting C2C for a long time to come.

George has done it once again. Not only a success with the Coast to Coast show. But now he is willing to donate money to needy listeners from the proceeds from his new TV show. What a guy!

Did anyone listen to George's open lines show the other night? He said some very enlightening things about himself. Such as the Coast to Coast show is for the listeners. And he will give all guests a chance to say what their opinions are without being challenged and berated even though he can. George is a multi-dimensional host who has many talents. He did state a couple of guests he would never have on the air again for they just wanted to promote thier books and movies. George knows what he is doing, he will be around for a long time to come. He is really getting into his own element.

[HAL 9000]

...the Motor City Moron... The Dearborn Dolt

Absolutely brilliant! Did you just come up with these, or have they been posted before? Either way. I'm stealing them - especially Motor City Moron. I grew up a few miles - less than 10 minutes from where Nooron lived.

[Meanandnasty]

I arose from my hut this morning, stretched and gazed to the morning sun.  After the morning tribal exercises, I turned on my laptop and read this thread.  I discussed the events with the tribal leader. 

He/she offered these words of wisdom:  Love thine enemies as you would thyself. 

Here is the irony of this, a show that exposes the ability of people to be free to express their views and the freedom of the airwaves, is threatenting to close that option to some who express views they may not share.  Is that not control and censorship in the most egregious form? 

After more discussion this gem was offered:  If you cannot stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
That has absolutely nothing to do with pizza rolls.    It means if you cannot stand disagreement, then maybe you need to go elsewhere and do something else.

Finally after reading all of the posts, one that stands out is the one that went something like this.  It said something like this:  It is 5 of you at 200,000 posts each. . lol.  Now, in my book lol means laughing out loud.  That person was laughing about the exchange.  That shows humor and parody.  A lawsuit based on laughter and coming from the address for Noory.  You laugh, so we should be able to laugh with you.

The finally thought is:  The one who laughs last laughs alone.  Maybe, he should just lighten up, cover the ones he calls haters with a litttle flick of the finger, dig in with a good book, preferably the one his guest just read, and improve. 

Another thought is that the word hater is flaming when used.  Did someone also threaten to show up at doorsteps with baseball bats?  I would have thought that Mr. Noory was more of a gentleman than that.   A more gentlemanly term is comic writer, critiquer, performance reviewer, or disagreeable fan.  Hater sounds like a term from the burnt out ruins of slum Detroit, and I am sure the area he came from was not that. 

Looking back at this day, it has been one of insight and growth.  We are beginning the nightly tribal dance, and looking forward to a night of Clyde Lewis. 

[thefamilyghost]

Not to spoil the fun, but this could just be a little joke that Noory and co. are playing on us all.

[The General]

Not to spoil the fun, but this could just be a little joke that Noory and co. are playing on us all.

Whether they are serious or not, it's still funny as hell.
And that's really all that matters.

[Mr. Hanky]

So, I see the talk on the board is that George the Turd is suing this site. That's all that I can gather so far with all these comments. Can one of my fellow Art Bell buddies give me a summary of this lawsuit nonsense/talk so I don't have to read through 1000 comments?

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I couldn't resist sending one more email to Snorge. He really ticked me off last night when he compared his never-ending pizza roll saga to someone suffering from such unbearable pain that they'd consider suicide. (I hope he mentions our emails tonight or comments on his haters, but I doubt it.) Anyway, here's what I sent:


From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
To: "gnprivate@coasttocoastam.com" <gnprivate@coasttocoastam.com>
Sent: Wednesday, February 20, 2013 12:53 PM
Subject: What's wrong with you?


How in the name of God can you compare the minor burn from a single pizza roll to pain so unbearable that someone would commit suicide?

Have you lost your mind? Do you have any consideration for those who have lost a loved one to suicide?

You've been whining and crying about that ONE stupid little pizza roll for months. It's ridiculous already!

Look, we've all burned our mouths/tongues on hot food. We know how it feels. It burns and may peel off some skin from the roof of your mouth but it's still not THAT bad.

If you followed the directions correctly, ONE pizza roll -- which you said you spit out, not swallowed -- could not possibly have caused the pain and injury you claim. The filling in a pizza roll is MAYBE half a teaspoonful. How could that little sauce burn your tongue, uvula, throat and the roof of your mouth especially is it was only in your mouth for 5 seconds (as you claimed) before you spit it out?

GET OVER IT ALREADY. 

God help us all if you ever suffer REAL pain. We'll never hear the end of it.

[Eddie Coyle]

Absolutely brilliant! Did you just come up with these, or have they been posted before? Either way. I'm stealing them - especially Motor City Moron. I grew up a few miles - less than 10 minutes from where Nooron lived.

Top of the head, though I'd imagine somebody else who has been exposed to Noory has probably been similarly inspired. I'll e-mail him to let him know we're giving him sobriquets.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Not to spoil the fun, but this could just be a little joke that Noory and co. are playing on us all.

No way. You're giving them far too much credit. The lawsuit comment was definitely intended to frighten us into "behaving".

We didn't fall for it. 

Whether they are serious or not, it's still funny as hell.
And that's really all that matters.

Exactly. They provided us with a ton of laughs no matter how you look at it!

[Sleepwalker]

 Tonight's guest:  Self- claimed alien/human hybrid, Devaron.  That sounds fascinating.  A guy who thinks he's half human, half alien.  Will George sue me for suggesting that only a really lame radio show would have a loon like this as a guest?  I think I"ll listen to Phil Hendrie talk to himself tonight. Bud Dickman is much more believable than the average Coast guest.

[NoMoreNoory]

I couldn't resist sending one more email to Snorge. He really ticked me off last night when he compared his never-ending pizza roll saga to someone suffering from such unbearable pain that they'd consider suicide. (I hope he mentions our emails tonight or comments on his haters, but I doubt it.) Anyway, here's what I sent:


From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
To: "gnprivate@coasttocoastam.com" <gnprivate@coasttocoastam.com>
Sent: Wednesday, February 20, 2013 12:53 PM
Subject: What's wrong with you?


How in the name of God can you compare the minor burn from a single pizza roll to pain so unbearable that someone would commit suicide?

Have you lost your mind? Do you have any consideration for those who have lost a loved one to suicide?

You've been whining and crying about that ONE stupid little pizza roll for months. It's ridiculous already!

Look, we've all burned our mouths/tongues on hot food. We know how it feels. It burns and may peel off some skin from the roof of your mouth but it's still not THAT bad.

If you followed the directions correctly, ONE pizza roll -- which you said you spit out, not swallowed -- could not possibly have caused the pain and injury you claim. The filling in a pizza roll is MAYBE half a teaspoonful. How could that little sauce burn your tongue, uvula, throat and the roof of your mouth especially is it was only in your mouth for 5 seconds (as you claimed) before you spit it out?

GET OVER IT ALREADY. 

God help us all if you ever suffer REAL pain. We'll never hear the end of it.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I was/am absolutely outraged by his ramblings. He has absolutely no sense of himself and what a complete and utter jackass he is.

[coaster]

Tonight's guest:  Self- claimed alien/human hybrid, Devaron.  That sounds fascinating.  A guy who thinks he's half human, half alien. 

Still not as bad as the man who thought he was a horse.

[Usagi]

Snorch made an $8 dollar purchase today.  Wonder what it was...


http://www.ecrater.com/p/9360891/notebook-journal-recycled-upcycled-from-pizza?gps=1


(And you know he LOVES when people ask to see his I.D. at stores.  He lives for that moment.  I can imagine his preening, preparing for the moment of recognition...)

[Usagi]

Mayhaps Jorch plans to jot his deep thoughts and emo poems in his new journal's pages.  Meditations on his moment of contemplated suicide.  "Purple lakes of desperation/That's true, too..."

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Snorch made an $8 dollar purchase today.  Wonder what it was...

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I was/am absolutely outraged by his ramblings. He has absolutely no sense of himself and what a complete and utter jackass he is.

You're welcome. I can't believe some of the stupidity that comes out of his mouth and his total disregard for others.

You suck, Snorge.

[ufogadfly]

I tried to listen to knapps most recent show and found Melba Ketchum to be quite the disappointment...If yer gonna do BF get Paulides, Meldrum, and MK Davis (yeah i know).  That would be an awesome roundtable right there.

I thought she was just fine. I don't believe Paulides, Meldrum or Davis are doing DNA analysis.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Please CG'ers, do not use this email address to sign up Noory to every listserver, prostate pill sites, retail store sites, spam sites.

I believe that might constitute harassment and maybe even fraud too (for using someone else's email). Seriously, DO NOT DO IT.

[ufogadfly]

Tonight's guest:  Self- claimed alien/human hybrid, Devaron.  That sounds fascinating.  A guy who thinks he's half human, half alien.  Will George sue me for suggesting that only a really lame radio show would have a loon like this as a guest?  I think I"ll listen to Phil Hendrie talk to himself tonight. Bud Dickman is much more believable than the average Coast guest.

Actually, this would be pretty good if only disGeorge would challenge the guest on anything. Like that would ever happen.

[thefamilyghost]

No way. You're giving them far too much credit. The lawsuit comment was definitely intended to frighten us into "behaving".

We didn't fall for it. 


Exactly. They provided us with a ton of laughs no matter how you look at it!

I do hope they are actually trying to intimidate members of this forum, it would prove beyond a doubt that the people behind C2C are pure evil. I just can't help thinking they may be doing a little trolling of their own. It certainly isn't Jorch's doing, as you say that would be giving him too much credit! But Tommy...Tommy Danheiser, he might be one sneaky son of a bitch.

[Marc.Knight]

I believe that might constitute harassment and maybe even fraud too (for using someone else's email). Seriously, DO NOT DO IT.

Interesting to ponder:


"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."


Sec. 113. amends existing law by changing the definitions in 47 U.S.C. 223(h)(1)

http://news.cnet.com/2100-1028-6025396.html

http://news.cnet.com/FAQ-The-new-annoy-law-explained---page-2/2100-1028_3-6025396-2.html

[popple]

Keep milking that pizza roll, Jorch.

[thefamilyghost]

"Would it be a mean baby?"

[thefamilyghost]

"This book sucks!"

[mombird3]

The posts and the letters are really great. My facebook is talking about the shut down threat. I cannot believe any lawyer would take the case for Noory.

[Doomed]

Its a darn good thing noory doesnt work for Fox, or the owners of these so-called "haters sites" might be looking at a visit from Fox security. Bill O'Reilly sent the little beggers after a couple listeners back when he was doing radio, and threatened a couple others on air.
But Jorch is a great guy, and would never do anything to his precious lissiners...would he? Gosh. What a horrible thought. A swell fellow, such as noory, doing something so nasty as that. Gee whiz. I simply cant believe it.
Then again, I cant believe noory has been on C2C for ten years either. What a boob. What a maroon. What a complete dimwit.
Thats it then. Nothing else to say except, noory sucks.

[somatichypermutation]

How can the management at Premiere be happy with this?  No PR team could ever want the primary discussion of his show to be about a lawsuit against listeners, could they?

[somatichypermutation]

Interesting to ponder:


"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."


Sec. 113. amends existing law by changing the definitions in 47 U.S.C. 223(h)(1)

http://news.cnet.com/2100-1028-6025396.html

http://news.cnet.com/FAQ-The-new-annoy-law-explained---page-2/2100-1028_3-6025396-2.html

Interesting deletions you make in that law.  Do you work for George?  In context the law is about obscenity and child porn and distributing obscene materials to kids, at least it looks like that to me.

(a) Prohibited acts generally
Whoeverâ€"
(1) in interstate or foreign communicationsâ€"
(A) by means of a telecommunications device knowinglyâ€"
(i) makes, creates, or solicits, and
(ii) initiates the transmission of,
any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene or child pornography, with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person;
(B) by means of a telecommunications device knowinglyâ€"
(i) makes, creates, or solicits, and
(ii) initiates the transmission of,
any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene or child pornography, knowing that the recipient of the communication is under 18 years of age, regardless of whether the maker of such communication placed the call or initiated the communication;
(C) makes a telephone call or utilizes a telecommunications device, whether or not conversation or communication ensues, without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person at the called number or who receives the communications;
(D) makes or causes the telephone of another repeatedly or continuously to ring, with intent to harass any person at the called number; or
(E) makes repeated telephone calls or repeatedly initiates communication with a telecommunications device, during which conversation or communication ensues, solely to harass any person at the called number or who receives the communication; or
(2) knowingly permits any telecommunications facility under his control to be used for any activity prohibited by paragraph (1) with the intent that it be used for such activity,
shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

Are you trying to stretch Section E to cover things it doesn't seem to, to me at least?  But you quote the child porn section...  What are you saying, exactly?

Nothing in this post represents legal advice.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I cannot believe any lawyer would take the case for Noory.

If I were to, heh, offer my opinion that George is about as cheap as he is dumb and lazy, then he's not hiring any attorneys himself.

But he wouldn't have to.  My understanding is Big Corporations have attorneys on staff with nothing much to do except register logos, figure out ways to funnel employee pensions to the exec's, and defend malfunctioning products in court - if told to go harass people on behalf of George Noory, that's what they would do.