George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Morgus, Max, COB ^^^ All three of you owe me a coke.

No prob. Great minds -- and small ones -- think alike!

I'm just glad I don't owe you a  pizza roll.  :

[jinwicked]

I have been out of the loop for a few days here...

What is this talk of Norry filing a lawsuit?

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I have been out of the loop for a few days here...

What is this talk of Norry filing a lawsuit?

Long story (begins on page 717) but here's the bottom line: Someone from C2C stated in an email response that they have an attorney checking out this site because some things supposedly border on defamation. It's ridiculous.

[Morgus]

George went to callers after 1 hour so I think the guest is going to be cut loose soon.

nope guest is still on

[WOTR]

Just crawling out of my mud hut (fuck you Noari) for the day and I see we are getting sued. What a cowardly little man, "shud up or I'm gunna sue!" Isn't that what people used to say right before an ass-kicking on them was to commence when they were like...8 years old?

"I'll sue, I'll sue, I'll sue! You touch me I'ma tellun my mumma on you and you gunna b in tubble!" .....Man, Jeorge, tell us you don't still live at home with mumma. Suckle you some Mom tit before you go to bed each night? Fucking crier.

For some strange reason Weird Al comes to mind.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya

[jinwicked]

Long story (begins on page 717) but here's the bottom line: Someone from C2C stated in an email response that they have an attorney checking out this site because some things supposedly border on defamation. It's ridiculous.

Is he really so thin-skinned? Well, all right. Bring it on.

No one gives a shit who I am, but I'm networked enough around the Interwebs to make that a PR nightmare.

Someone needs to learn Norry about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

[jinwicked]

I went back and read a little past #717. I am so jealous of you guys that get snotty email replies. I never get anything.

George my birthday is coming. Please send me a butthurt email to frame and hang in my office...

[valdez]

"Brizarre."

It was bizarre.

Little Dicky Hoaxland just said the Russian asteroid was really a flying saucer shot down by the Russian military. Yeah, that must be it.

Long story (begins on page 717) but here's the bottom line: Someone from C2C stated in an email response that they have an attorney checking out this site because some things supposedly border on defamation. It's ridiculous.

     I had planned on emailing George with compliments, gaining his confidence, getting inside his mind and brain, then reworking it to better mankind, but in light of a possible defamation lawsuit, all that is out the window. Vigilance and determination must be maintained.   Lauren Weinstein on the Chinese cyber war.  Mish Shedlock on the current market frenzy.  Richard C. Hoagland is going to soon publish a paper on how the Russian meteor wasn't a meteor.  Larry Arnold on spontaneous human combustion, to which George asked if the cause might originate "from the pitts of hell?" And with NDE guy, John W. price, George said he "never doubted the existence of God, but I've always wondered, what if this is it?"   And, "you don't have to be spiritual to believe in life after death."  And my personal favorite, "why do so many people have an epiphany after they die and come back?"  Speaking of epiphanies, George quoted Robert Frost ("miles to go...") and  actually attributed it to him.  Hmmm. 

Robert Frost

[somatichypermutation]

An attorney is checking the site?  Maybe he needs definitional help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation

I see little here that could be slander, but would recommend you say "George may a terrible person, based on..." in stead of "George is a terrible person"

Just a thought.

[Marc.Knight]

 
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[Sardondi]

Noory is retelling his pizza roll experience again right now to his near-death guest.
Noory said he could understand from the pain of the burning mouth and compared to someone who contemplated suicide...

I didn't think it was possible, but George has done it: I'm embarrassed for him.

      ....And with NDE guy, John W. Price, George said he "never doubted the existence of God, but I've always wondered, what if this is it?" ...

In other words George said,

          "I've never doubted the existence of God, but I doubt the existence of God."


Oooookay. Uh, George, Fuzzy Thinking called, and wants you to quit talking, because you're giving it a bad name.

[Falkie2013]

     I had planned on emailing George with compliments, gaining his confidence, getting inside his mind and brain, then reworking it to better mankind, but in light of a possible defamation lawsuit, all that is out the window. Vigilance and determination must be maintained.   Lauren Weinstein on the Chinese cyber war.  Mish Shedlock on the current market frenzy.  Richard C. Hoagland is going to soon publish a paper on how the Russian meteor wasn't a meteor.  Larry Arnold on spontaneous human combustion, to which George asked if the cause might originate "from the pitts of hell?" And with NDE guy, John W. price, George said he "never doubted the existence of God, but I've always wondered, what if this is it?"   And, "you don't have to be spiritual to believe in life after death."  And my personal favorite, "why do so many people have an epiphany after they die and come back?"  Speaking of epiphanies, George quoted Robert Frost ("miles to go...") and  actually attributed it to him.  Hmmm. 


Robert Frost

here's the first jingle we could adapt. it fits right in to the discussion on pizza rolls.







www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE-NdrzfFOo


lessee ...




" burned his mouth on a flaming pizza roll.
   his nightly comments make us snore.
   and now wants to sue us so nevermore
   we'll make fun of a man we don't adore ! "


as for hoagland ... here's what really happened !




I don't know why the cartoons are coming up so small. Original cartoon on townhall cartoons.com.


headline reads " putin blows up meteor with laser beams from eyes "



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[qaddisin]

Oooookay. Uh, George, Fuzzy Thinking called, and wants you to quit talking, because you're giving it a bad name.

Unshaven Thoughts, by George Noory.

[Falkie2013]

... and he has a sweet little tax business on the side that he works on during the show.  The extra-fine print stipulates that an automatic, additional fee of $50 is required for Noory [not] to provide support with an inevitable audit.

8 hours of show prep ?


is that when snorry sleeps or uses the john and sits there pondering what to say on the next broadcast ?


as for his putative lawsuit, can the defense call witnesses to elucidate how much he has turned the program into a pit of raw sewage in 10 years ?


if so, I'm willing to give a deposition and have a friend who does video depositions for a living ...




this scene could be changed somewhat to show just how deep the levels of slime have gotten over the years.



www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4XVBOTVRE

[IvannZ]

George and his group are getting ready to take legal action on this site soon and get you shut down.


Enjoy it while you can George Haters, your days are numbered!

[Falkie2013]

George and his group are getting ready to take legal action on this site soon and get you shut down.


Enjoy it while you can George Haters, your days are numbered!

I guess he'll have TRY to sue noorysucks.com as well.


snoory and his " group " had better look at this case first.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/parody


Re: Is it legal to use public figures for parody?

Couple of guidelines to keep in mind. First, it has to be a public figure: Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, or just about anyone in People is fine. Second, it has to be clear that it's a parody: don't make it look like a news item that might mislead people. So long as you do that, you're fine. As public figures, they can't sue on the grounds of slander unless the information was presented as factual, it was not, and there was actual malice (which has nothing to do with malice - it's more about due care in checking information) in it's presentation.

Of course, don't try and sell anything like that overseas, as many European countries have less protections. Also, avoid any phrases that might have copyrighted - I think Hilton owns the rights to "That's hot," or some similar idiotic catchphrase.

[BigDave]

George and his group are getting ready to take legal action on this site soon and get you shut down.


Enjoy it while you can George Haters, your days are numbered!

I don't know if you're serious or not,it's really pathetic to be pro-George Noory troll if you are! :

[BigDave]

I guess GN has a new C2C product to push. I can only imagine what the commercials would be like during the C2C broadcast,LOL :

[PB the Deplorable]

George and his group are getting ready to take legal action on this site soon and get you shut down.


Enjoy it while you can George Haters, your days are numbered!

What are the things you like best about George?

[Tara]

George and his group are getting ready to take legal action on this site soon and get you shut down.


Enjoy it while you can George Haters, your days are numbered!

Are you one of his kids?  Or, are you being paid to defend the indefensible?

[Falkie2013]

I don't know if you're serious or not,it's really pathetic to be pro-George Noory troll if you are! :

In this room, twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, security personnel at the Jorge Snoory Outhouse Hills Research Center keep constant watch on coast gab through S.U.C.K.S., a mysterious device whose very existence was carefully kept from the public at large. And so it would have remained but for the post made by the IvanZ Snooreminator troll ...


www.hulu.com/watch/63079

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[Marc.Knight]

What are the things you like best about George?

He slurs really well. 
He has a fantastic lack of memory. 
He has an uncanny way of becoming a benevolent wallflower in every interview. 
He has an engaging IQ that can only be surpassed by a steaming pizza roll. 
His astonishing ability to speak can only be compared to porky pig on his worst day. 

[Eddie Coyle]

George and his group are getting ready to take legal action on this site soon and get you shut down.


Enjoy it while you can George Haters, your days are numbered!

Everybody's days are numbered, fucko. There's a better chance of Larry Flynt winning track and field at the 2016 Olympiad than your boy being on the air in 2015.

       

[Falkie2013]

" there is everything wrong with your radio feed. do not attempt to change the web page. we are controlling transmission. if we wish to make it suck more, we will bring up the suckage. if we wish to make it dumber, we will tune it to imbecility. we will control the bandwith. we can change the clarity from simple confusion to complete banality. for the next four hours, sit uneasily, and we will control all you see and hear. we repeat. there is everything wrong with your radio feed. you are about to participate in a nauseating adventure. you are about to experience the awful misery that reaches from the snoory mind to the outer suckage ! "

[Sardondi]

         Everybody's days are numbered, fucko. There's a better chance of Larry Flynt winning track and field at the 2016 Olympiad than your boy being on the air in 2015.     

I thought Ivannz was being sarcastic.

[Falkie2013]

         Everybody's days are numbered, fucko. There's a better chance of Larry Flynt winning track and field at the 2016 Olympiad than your boy being on the air in 2015.

     

I've died twice. I ain't going so easily the next time. Besides, I have 10 cats and a girlfriend to support.

[ziznak]

I'm still luling at Eddie's use of "fucko."  I've only heard it used a few times in my life but now I've made a mental note to find a target and whip it out on em.

[ponyboysunset]

George and his group are getting ready to take legal action on this site soon and get you shut down.


Enjoy it while you can George Haters, your days are numbered!

What's saying we can't start another board, and still talk about this if this one gets shut down? I mean, don't we all have freedom of speech? Am I missing something here. Btw, I have tried to listen to a few old Snoory shows, and while they cure my insomnia quite effectively, they are not good radio. I stress the not.

[Eddie Coyle]

I'm still luling at Eddie's use of "fucko."  I've only heard it used a few times in my life but now I've made a mental note to find a target and whip it out on em.

It entered my repertoire on Oct 20, 1990. The day I saw Goodfellas, where De Niro uses it on the cops tailing him. I hadn't used here until Ivan posted...so he's good for something.

I thought Ivannz was being sarcastic.

I wish. Unfortunately, he's a constant in an ever changing world. An actual Noory defender. Reliably so. Yuck.

[ziznak]

I tried to listen to knapps most recent show and found Melba Ketchum to be quite the disappointment.  She's very well respected in the BF community and I had always thought she was somewhat legit til I read Hals info... then listening to the show and to her comments for the first time I found she was very unscientific... using the word "allegedly" alot and really adding nothing new to my growing BF knowledge.  If yer gonna do BF get Paulides, Meldrum, and MK Davis (yeah i know).  That would be an awesome roundtable right there.

I also kinda flubbed through Noory's show on the poop prophecies.  Baby Nostrodamus is a good guest and seems to know his shit... really enjoyed that heated exchange that EXPLODED when somebody said "THE JEWS."  Oh my god those two words together seem to bring up such emotion don't they?  The modern day rabbis killing a contemporary jesus was like the icing on the cake.

I've got the NDE show but I'm throwing on Opie and Anthony first.  I can't remember the last time I actually put on C2C with any enthusiasm.


AND holy crap thats right "fucko" is from good fellas!!  I think that line was used in a cypress hill song as well.