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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: MV on February 18, 2013, 03:18:43 PM

  also, i'm not having a good day today.

If you're going to use turmeric to improve your mood, please remember to add the black pepper.   ;)

ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: MV on February 18, 2013, 01:37:16 PM
i forgot to add... there's also the ignore feature which apparently never fucking gets used because people seem fucking dedicated to the notion of FINDING things to be bothered by so they can piss and moan to me like a bunch of fucking cunts. [size=78%]FUUUUUUUCK. ......[/size]


If you don't like/want moderators, and want a variety threads and posters ..... why ban members like Lily? 
We're all somewhat adult here, and if something/someone is offensive, the ignore feature can be used ... as you suggest.


There will always be a 'Lily' ..... so what?  Let the members deal with it.

coaster

If there were only five of us, we would literally have to view this thread 500 times a day, for a year.

McPhallus

Quote from: MV on February 18, 2013, 01:37:16 PM
i forgot to add... there's also the ignore feature which apparently never fucking gets used because people seem fucking dedicated to the notion of FINDING things to be bothered by so they can piss and moan to me like a bunch of fucking cunts. 


FUUUUUUUCK.


You might recall that for many users, the ignore feature didn't work at all until recently.  I'm glad it's fixed now, although it doesn't remove quotes from that individual from by non-ignored users.


The mood around here lately is really a drag.

Sardondi

Quote from: MV on February 18, 2013, 10:55:03 AM
To:  tom@coasttocoastam.com lisa@coasttocoastam.com  george@coasttocoastam.com
Subject:  One Million Views


Since the "George Noory Sucks" thread at CoastGab.com has now reached one million views, I wanted to take a minute to congratulate you guys on ten years of suck.  Suck on!!
Cheers,
Michael Vandeven
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3.0.html

And here I was worried that maybe I had been a little too trollish in sending a trimuphalist email to George n' Tommy about the million views....

McPhallus

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on February 18, 2013, 03:37:06 PM

If you don't like/want moderators, and want a variety threads and posters ..... why ban members like Lily? 
We're all somewhat adult here, and if something/someone is offensive, the ignore feature can be used ... as you suggest.


There will always be a 'Lily' ..... so what?  Let the members deal with it.


The ignore function isn't perfect. If it's one person causing trouble, then it shouldn't be up to everyone else to take steps to avoid that person's conduct.  A troll can still wreck a forum even if everyone does their best to ignore them.  I've seen it happen.

Sardondi

Quote from: McPhallus on February 18, 2013, 03:47:52 PM

The ignore function isn't perfect. If it's one person causing trouble, then it shouldn't be up to everyone else to take steps to avoid that person's conduct.  A troll can still wreck a forum even if everyone does their best to ignore them.  I've seen it happen.

You're right about the ignore feature, although I'm quite satisfied with the system we have. We definitely do not want moderators, who almost always prove the aphorism about power and corruption. And a troll definitely can destroy a forum.

heater

Quote from: MV on February 18, 2013, 03:18:43 PM

tomorrow night... 7 central.



i believe i've stepped in it.  i don't mean to suggest anyone who has ever reported a post is a cunt.  quite to the contrary, actually:  i depend on people reporting posts because i can't be here reading every post all the time, and i'm not going to bring in moderators.  what i was referring to are people who report other users just based on a vague, generalized "i don't like this person" type of thing, but not any specific terms of service violation.  tos violations are the only reported posts i want to see.  ever.  also, i'm not having a good day today, and my posts likely reflect that... so i'll probably soon regret half of what i've typed this afternoon.


speaking of regrets...

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: McPhallus on February 18, 2013, 03:47:52 PM

The ignore function isn't perfect. If it's one person causing trouble, then it shouldn't be up to everyone else to take steps to avoid that person's conduct.  A troll can still wreck a forum even if everyone does their best to ignore them.  I've seen it happen.


true.  i also hate how the ignore feature only removes what the ignored user said, but it still allows you to see that the person has posted something.  i reeeally hate that.  if i were to ignore a user, i would want them to be dead to me.



it should be said that there does need to be some degree of moderation.  there are certain things a forum shouldn't want people to see if it ever hopes to get new blood.  these include clique behavior, flaming, paranoia, random hostility, etc...  there's just a lot of stuff you don't want prospective new members to see because they'll potentially get the wrong idea and move on.  i personally would probably not sign up to this forum if i were to first read some of the stuff some people have been posting recently.  my posts from earlier probably didn't help matters... but it builds up.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 18, 2013, 03:32:51 PM
... <<On Feb 18, 2013, at 5:53 PM, <george@coasttocoastam.com> wrote:

We think about 5 of you…at 200,000 a piece lol>>...

'We'?  So not only do they read the forum, they talk about it.  Nice.

When new folks show up here, they mostly have some version of 'until now I've been wodering if I'm the only one that thinks George sucks'.  Maybe George has about 5 lissners that truly like him.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 18, 2013, 04:56:59 PM

'We'?  So not only do they read the forum, they talk about it.  Nice.

When new folks show up here, they mostly have some version of 'until now I've been wodering if I'm the only one that thinks George sucks'.  Maybe George has about 5 lissners that truly like him.


pb... of all the threads on this forum i'm hopeful jorch has seen, yours is at the top of that list.

coaster

I have fartrock on ignore yet have to see his posts whenever someone quotes him. why anyone would think his posts are worth quoting is beyond me.

b_dubb

I don't have anyone on ignore. If someone annoys my I ignore them. Don't feed the trolls

CampsieNP

Quote from: Sardondi on February 18, 2013, 09:00:11 AM
Congratulations. I just emailed George and Tom:

          "GoastGab.com just hit 1,000,000 views. That's a lot of haters. There are no coincidences."


Outstanding. Well said!

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 18, 2013, 03:32:51 PM
Reply to Item #1 (see above)

<<On Feb 18, 2013, at 5:53 PM, <george@coasttocoastam.com> wrote:

We think about 5 of you…at 200,000 a piece lol>>


I'm really surprised, not impressed but surprised, that Nooron actually figured out the math. He must have had help from the numbers lady or a third grader.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 18, 2013, 03:32:51 PM
Reply to Item #1 (see above)

<<On Feb 18, 2013, at 5:53 PM, <george@coasttocoastam.com> wrote:

We think about 5 of you…at 200,000 a piece lol>>

To which the more headstrong and less constrained half of NoMoreNoory has responded.....

<<Haha!! In your dreams, shit for brains. One million views = one million independent views. I know you don't believe in coincidences, but when is the last time you Googled your own name? Is it a coincidence that "George Noory Sucks" comes up as the second most searched for phrase directly after your name? Learn how to speak, read and spell, you pathetic jackass! Your insults are just as laughable as your garbled attempts at the English language.

PS February is almost over. You can breathe a sigh of relief. That is of course assuming you can pronounce March without a problem.

Keep on sucking ball bag!>>
Sir,
I salute you. Congratulations on a job well done.

Now to you Noari. You are a real fucking idiot. "Huh, huh, we think 5 of you", man, you are on your game suckmeister. And wtf is up with this "we" shit? You got your boys sittin on your lap when you play keyboard kommando do ya Georje? I bet you eat cocks for breakfast, and btw, you suck, jackass.

ziznak

We're all a bunch of fucking cunt basement dwelling haterz.

dortmunder

I've watched a couple of these "Byaaaaan Bleef" travesties now and I have to say, Snoorky has even less presence on TV than on radio, and that's really saying something. He sits there at his weird little desk like a gym teacher subbing an advanced physics class. I half expected him to just say "Fuckit!" and pop in a video for the rest of the episode.

ItsOver

Wow... Jorch can count up to 5.  He must have counted the number of fingers on one hand and then asked Tommy for help on division.  ::)

CrabbyOld Bat

I doubt if Snorge personally answers many emails, what with him being so busy doing 8 or so hours of meticulous show prep and spending countless hours selflessly helping needy C2C listeners. He probably has some high school freshman reading them and responding to haters with simplistic put-downs. Any rare emails that suck up to praise Snorge are probably forwarded to Tommie who reads them to Snorge at bed time.

Quote from: CrabbyOld Bat on February 18, 2013, 07:46:41 PM
I doubt if Snorge personally answers many emails
I'm convinced that it was Georje replying personally. Even a lowly intern would have concocted a better response than what I have seen so far in email replies posted by members.
And that gets me on to another point,
Georje, why do you not post here? We are all and everyone else in the World are reading what you are saying in your email replies so you just as well say it here. I know that this would take some backbone and balls, both of which I suspect you are running low on so I don't expect much out of you. Btw, talk to your agent about the "Barnaby Jones" remake. Seriously.

Quote from: Sardondi on February 18, 2013, 09:00:11 AM
Congratulations. I just emailed George and Tom:

           "GoastGab.com just hit 1,000,000 views. That's a lot of haters. There are no coincidences."


Beautiful.




mombird3

I hope that these posts convince someone at Premier that George has got to get better or go. Sorry George! Knapp, Wells, and Punnett are professionals and do a great job at interviewing and preparing for their shows. Wonderful that this subject has made the million mark.

Who knows..if George sticks around and gets paid for another ten years, we'll have seen him go from this: to this: to possibly...this?


Wouldn't that be fun!

Quote from: thefamilyghost on February 18, 2013, 09:08:35 PM
Who knows..if George sticks around and gets paid for another ten years, we'll have seen him go from this: to this: to possibly...this?


Wouldn't that be fun!
There should be a law against what you just posted. I feel, well, no comment.

Usagi

It's really saying something when Jorch's ridiculous "serious journalist face" is more pitiful than a photo of.... Michael Jackson.

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on February 18, 2013, 09:13:04 PM
There should be a law against what you just posted. I feel, well, no comment.


Perhaps I have some sociopathic tendency or something but it kills me everytime to google image search 'George Noory' and see how many different people show up!

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: thefamilyghost on February 18, 2013, 09:19:31 PM

Perhaps I have some sociopathic tendency or something but it kills me everytime to google image search 'George Noory' and see how many different people show up!
Poor souls, each and every one of them. Nobody deserves to be lumped in with the lump.

dortmunder

Quote from: thefamilyghost on February 18, 2013, 09:19:31 PM

Perhaps I have some sociopathic tendency or something but it kills me everytime to google image search 'George Noory' and see how many different people show up!


You mean like this guy:



HAL 9000

Well, the "troll" thread I created so as not to pollute other threads has been unceremoniously locked - so I'll reply here for what I would anticipate being the last time on this topic. Should the occasion arise, I'll attempt to take it to neutral territory, id est, a new thread.



Quote from: b_dubb on February 18, 2013, 07:20:07 AMre: Hal "outing" whatsherface ... if you're going to go on a publicly available forum and start throwing shit at other people you'd better make damn sure you've covered your tracks. Hal provided a much needed reality check.
Quote from: El Bee on February 18, 2013, 01:09:56 PMI'd like to say I am fully behind Hal9000... She was destroying the thread - Really!... MV says we have ways of dealing with difficult users - What ways? We need mods. The Old Guard. Hal9000, Paperboy, etc. Just to have the power to ban scumbags, of which we are attracting a lot of late

For the record, and I just reread every post since the "Lilly Chronicles" reached temps approaching nuclear fusion, I never posted personal information on Lilly WickedGame Artsy Dex. I was actually a little surprised when someone else confronted her with her occupation/location. Now, of course I already knew this, as I thought she was a bit odd and terribly caustic, but kept my knowledge a secret.

As to the moderator issue, CG had a few moderators some years ago - turned into a disaster. The details are unimportant - but trust me, when a mod, other than the admin steps in, it can and usually does erupt into a power argument, something I certainly wouldn't want to be a part of. I'm not positive, but I thought I heard on a podcast that EvB said she was still a moderator - but could be wrong.



Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on February 18, 2013, 03:37:06 PMIf you don't like/want moderators, and want a variety threads and posters ..... why ban members like Lily? We're all somewhat adult here, and if something/someone is offensive, the ignore feature can be used ... as you suggest.

There will always be a 'Lily' ..... so what?  Let the members deal with it.
Quote from: b_dubb on February 18, 2013, 05:24:25 PMI don't have anyone on ignore. If someone annoys my I ignore them. Don't feed the trolls

For the most part, the above quotes are quite reasonable, minor quibbling aside. I think we self-police around here pretty well. In the not-so-distant past, we had some similarly caustic/corrosive members, who tended to be "newish" - Blutsauger, and that dude who said he was a filmmaker who visited Cannes (turns out he was a filmmaker - but an extremely odd one; I have a link to his movie) whose name I can't remember, Widget, and maybe one other...  while they were quite disruptive, they were dealt with appropriately, and so far as I know, never came back. The recent disruption is different  only in the fact this person, once dealt with, comes back by morphing into new characters. C'est la vie

I am an extremely strong proponent of b_dubb's and others' view that, the key to handling these is to simply: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS. You don't even need to use the ignore feature - just resist the temptation to respond, and the situation will likely take care of itself. If not, MV will step in and fix it. This is not to say you mustn't/shouldn't defend yourself when attacked, but as I've mention with respect to our resident Pud, being baited to feed the trolls could actually make you the bait, which is unbecoming.

Well, now back to our regularly-scheduled programming. Really.

NOTE: too bad the new Radio Trainwreck Show is on at 2000 EST - right when the hockey game starts - and I think my dad would think it's weird if I went into the guest room knowing I was going to participate in a web podcast from a forum I belong to  :o   Maybe I can pop in for 17 minutes between periods.


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