George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

Heheheh... there was something he said during another show today that had me rolling... some guy was calling him a nerd in reference to his early broadcasts like when he was still young... Art seemed to be all pissed that the guy called him a nerd and made a big deal about it... after the call Art went out of his way to say that by the way he was a nerd lol... I think noory try's to poke fun at himself but it comes off weird... just like when he's just trying to be plain ol funny...


Stormwise:
[size=78%]We should be fine here in philly just a few inches.... hehe thats what she said... anyways it's nothing to worry about. By morning most roads will be cleared and salted.... they better be somebody promised to stop by with one of the biggest racks I've gotten to brumski in like a year.[/size]

[Insanity]

If Art was hosting he would of had a line open just for callers who were affected by the storm up east. I thought the weather channel was being manic like usual yesterday when they were forecasting 40 inches, but it looks like areas around Boston did get close to 40. Add high winds, and thats a hell of a storm.

Makes me glad to be over here on the west coast. I love snow, but thats just too much.

[stevesh]

He just took another call and right off the bat the caller says "...you'll probably hang up on me too..."

This was about some jerkoff who called Wells the last time he hosted Open Lines and started spinning this ridiculous tale about he and his friends breaking into his druggie neighbor's house and installing cameras. He claimed that they started selling the video of the neighbor's drug-fueled antics and had made hundreds of millions of dollars, most of which was placed into an account for said druggie. Even Wells declared that his BS detector had pegged its needle and cut the guy off before he could mention his website, which was obviously the purpose of his call.

The same jerkoff called tonight and told Noory much the same story with the exact same result. Then another guy called later in the show and tried to verify the stupid story.

In other words, piss-poor call screening, as usual.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Ok, give me the benefit of the doubt on this video and watch it please.
I believe you will understand the analogy "thuh hayturz".

Weirdest WWF Segment EVER

[Insanity]

This was about some jerkoff who called Wells the last time he hosted Open Lines and started spinning this ridiculous tale about he and his friends breaking into his druggie neighbor's house and installing cameras. He claimed that they started selling the video of the neighbor's drug-fueled antics and had made hundreds of millions of dollars, most of which was placed into an account for said druggie. Even Wells declared that his BS detector had pegged its needle and cut the guy off before he could mention his website, which was obviously the purpose of his call.

The same jerkoff called tonight and told Noory much the same story with the exact same result. Then another guy called later in the show and tried to verify the stupid story.

In other words, piss-poor call screening, as usual.

Jesus fucking christ. A normal crazy person can't even get on the a air to tell there story, but a conman gets multiple chances??

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This was about some jerkoff who called Wells the last time he hosted Open Lines and started spinning this ridiculous tale about he and his friends breaking into his druggie neighbor's house and installing cameras. He claimed that they started selling the video of the neighbor's drug-fueled antics and had made hundreds of millions of dollars, most of which was placed into an account for said druggie. Even Wells declared that his BS detector had pegged its needle and cut the guy off before he could mention his website, which was obviously the purpose of his call.

The same jerkoff called tonight and told Noory much the same story with the exact same result. Then another guy called later in the show and tried to verify the stupid story.

The same caller asked us also to put "snuff film" in our google search box.
Fool me twice shame on...

[PB the Deplorable]

So listening to that clip, what I got out of it is George doesn't mind us at all - he's a bit mystified about how people spend their time and realizes he's not pleasing everyone, but as long as his name is spelled right, he's good. 

[General Johnson Jameson]

So listening to that clip, what I got out of it is George doesn't mind us at all - he's a bit mystified about how people spend their time and realizes he's not pleasing everyone, but as long as his name is spelled right, he's good.

I respectfully disagree with your analysis P*B. I found Juhh-OrrrJuh to be abnormally excited when mentioning "thuh hayturrz". Even so much so that him mentioning suing to track us down and paying us a visit. To me, that is malicious and a possible attack of a vindictive nature. Something a public figure open to criticism and critique is not allowed to do when faced with such.

He can talk about what he think of us anytime he wants. He can spend his whole show talking about his thoughts on us. However, sending himself to our doorstep to beat our ass, or sending goons or operatives to plague our forum. These are attacks. It's not like we are showing up on his doorstep with ballbats beating his ass on a daily basis or plaguing their forums. We hang here Noary.

Noary, you reak of narcissism and cowardice and I really think I offended you by mentioning you could entertain the idea of you jacking off four foot long horsecocks to retrieve semen samples for invetro-fertlization by hand, by you, for a possible lucrative, high-profile racehorse breeding hobby.

P*B, I bet you 3 of Noory's homeless kids to 10 of his tv show subscriptions that he had his Eyepad at his side writing down every bit of info about action against haters Miss Facebook could muster.
As one said earlier, it's all part of the fame these people so much desire. Just not the kind they sign up for.

[PB the Deplorable]

I respectfully disagree with your analysis P*B. I found Juhh-OrrrJuh to be abnormally excited when mentioning "thuh hayturrz". Even so much so that him mentioning suing to track us down and paying us a visit. To me, that is malicious and a possible attack of a vindictive nature. Something a public figure open to criticism and critique is not allowed to do when faced with such.

He can talk about what he think of us anytime he wants. He can spend his whole show talking about his thoughts on us. However, sending himself to our doorstep to beat our ass, or sending goons or operatives to plague our forum. These are attacks. It's not like we are showing up on his doorstep with ballbats beating his ass on a daily basis or plaguing their forums. We hang here Noary...



P*B, I bet you 3 of Noory's homeless kids to 10 of his tv show subscriptions that he had his Eyepad at his side writing down every bit of info about action against haters Miss Facebook could muster. ..

I said that tongue in cheek.  I thought it was hilarious when he said he just wanted his name spelled right and all that other crap.   He and his fragile ego just can't help but have these periodic tirades - he probably tells himself not to  talk about his critics anymore and it just builds up.

I just hope he's reading the cartoons

[coaster]

I just hope he's reading the cartoons

Reading? We're talking about Noory here. hah

[valdez]

...a bunch of really fucking old, fat, jealous cunts......piece of shit...are you another prick?...Scumbag....What a lame fucking waste of time post!... JERKOFF ...Pathetic lot of hags...

     Chinese astrology with Donna Stellhorn.  George (who was born in the year of the Tiger...hear him roar) wanted to know if there were any other animals under consideration to be in the Chinese Zodiac that didn't make it.  Well, sure.  Hamster came real close, platypus never really recovered from the "obvious insult,"  ringworm made it in but was kicked out, and crawdaddy was inducted but turned it down, sending the pig lobby into furious overtime and eventual success.  Stellhorn reminds me of Sandra Bernhart, who I use to like, but then everything got divided into left and right, and now I don't like her so much, but she was great in The King of Comedy, which was about some folks who are big fans of a show and then they decide to...hmmm, nevermind.  Is Lilly nuts?

Stellhorn

[Juan]

There was a show on a few days ago, art interviewed a guy who had a ghost trapped in his bedroom useing pest replellers. It was great. Some person called in and told the guy his wife was lieing( about seeing the ghost, he couldent see it) and the reason she wasnt home to talk to art, was she was banging some other guy. The guy art interviewed was just going " eeeeeehhhhrrrrrr, I hope thats not true, "blink" "blink"

I think that's my all time favorite show.  Was the "spirit" named Rodney, or was the guest named Rodney?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

      I liked Friday night's show. Donna Stellhorn was a wealth of astrology knowledge both occidental and oriental. It was like when you go to lunch with one of the Asian people in the office and they can explain what those paper placemats with the Chinese zodiac actually mean. But this explanation was 2 hours. I also know that Asian people are not aware of long-time Art Bell favorite bumper music, Al Stewart's  "Year of the Cat." Anyway, this made me realize that when I asked Asian dinner partners about "Year of the Cat" these people were looking at me and thinking "this guy is a real Noory." 

"You go strolling through the crowd like George Noory
contemplating a dumb line."

[11angeleyes11]

Reviewing the thread, I detect that some lady (cough!. cough!) in waiting was Noorily denied.  I'll let you imagine what Noorily denied means.  That covers a vast horizon.

Happens everytime!  Difficult to deal the reactions of with it, but it is somehow it isaccomplished. 

[11angeleyes11]

Good Times!  Bring the goons, invite the detectives, I can muster some mud-wrestiling buddies, and a free for all can be wedged.

Ring side seats for sale!!!! Ratings on internet channels will explode!

(Sarcacism)  My emotioncoms are not awake yet, after all it is Saturday morning.

[ziznak]

lilly you're like really pissed off aren't you??? at first I thought maybe somebody hacked your account but now I'm not sure whats up... wtf happened and no I'm not scrolling around to find out... not now anyways... you seem like yer mad at EVERYBODY.

[Nebraska888]

Somewhere In Time will be good tonight.......I get that around my part of the country from 8 - midnight.  Love it!

Wells program doesn't sound too bad either.  We shall see!

[Nebraska888]

Reading? We're talking about Noory here. hah

Maybe Tommy will read it TO him.......I thought Noory sounded a little "strange" all week....I only caught the replay of the first hour last night, but he seemed to screw up his pronunciations even MORE THAN USUAL......please tell me he is taking some "heat" from the Big Boys at Premiere.

[Elflord]

I've pmed u and I'm not mad at everybody.

Lilly I hope that your not mad at me. I still like you.

[Rico999]

You guys have it ass backwards. It's actually Juh-Orrrjuh pressing his tits into hers. Look closely..

How's that P90X working for you Snorge?   

[McPhallus]

      Chinese astrology with Donna Stellhorn.  George (who was born in the year of the Tiger...hear him roar) wanted to know if there were any other animals under c

I am Noory.  Hear me bore.

[Longbow]

Why would I be mad at u ; )


Actually I like so many posters here I'm going to take several of them to heart and follow their advise. I'm formally apologizing.  I'm a better person, with a life and sadly some of the people hear have nothing but this, so the "oh look at me" and do I dare use the pathetic work CLIQUE? yes I will, the clique-ness phenomena that's arisen here over years, has muddled their brains.  I'm also way better looking so jealousy abounds.  I get it.  I will only be quoting the cool people here from now on and ignoring the desparate and disparaged.

I like it when you let your hair down and stir it up a bit.  I love unbridled profanity once in a while!

[lordofinsanity]

I can do that, just say Noory or talk badly about me and you got it     I meant you'll get it, good!

I must admit, you really are pretty, Lilly 

[lordofinsanity]

Careful with all the attention, others get jealous    and thank you

...and I wasn't referring to your current avatar LOL
WOW

Btw, George Noory Sucks!

[lordofinsanity]

I'd give Coaster a tit fuck but I'd crush his little weewee.

I'd think you'd lose it in there 

[Albedo]

Man, so I've gone into lurk mode again but then Lily lost her mind. That was comedy gold. It's like we should dedicate a forum to a raging Lily. Good show!

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd give Coaster a tit fuck but I'd crush his little weewee.

I'm shocked... (I'll think of a reason why)

[thefamilyghost]

You can misspell noory's name all night but please get mine right.

Yeah Albedo you dummy, it's LilLYYEEAAHHDONTTELLMEWHATTOSAYILLTITFUCKYOUTODEATH! , get it right...

[Albedo]

Oh lawd, please Empress Lilly, forgive me for my heinous error!

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah Albedo you dummy, it's LilLYYEEAAHHDONTTELLMEWHATTOSAYILLTITFUCKYOUTODEATH! , get it right...

Or just plain Lilly to you?     Relax....and breath......again: Breath.......