George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Camazotz Automat]

unbeleefable indeed - reading the reviews for her Oracle card decks on Amazon, soooooooo many simpletons believe in this shit, and these are people with jobs and families. this woman is making a fortune I think. card decks sell for $22-26 -  nice artwork, decks probably cost her $5 and made in China like everything else.

I agree. Very good art. Expensive for a deck of cards. She is becoming filthy rich. This is a  random generator device onto which you project your perception.

For it to really work, you're going to need some peyote.

That does not come with the deck. If it did, I would throw down a twenty faster than you can say "Hey, this deck reminds me of a deck called STAR+GATE I saw in OMNI magazine in 1990."

[ItsOver]

Noory did a quick early bail out last night instead, replaying a tired old bit at the end...

Heh... Jorch, always the slacker.  He never misses an opportunity to increase his suckage.  Was the replay the fake, old lady beating up a dude or Jorch doing a lame reading of Poe?  The turkey is so worthless, he can't even be bothered to do something new, even though that would no doubt suck, too.

[expat]

So the gun-control guy goes "Mass shooters ALWAYS look for places that are gun-free so they know nobody can shoot back".

gNoory goes "Yeah? What about the Mandalay Bay massacre? The one with most victims ever? Your thesis doesn't stand up my friend".

Oh, sorry, that was just in my dreams. In reality gNoory goes "Yeah" and on to the next 3x5.

[ItsOver]

So the gun-control guy goes "Mass shooters ALWAYS look for places that are gun-free so they know nobody can shoot back".

gNoory goes "Yeah? What about the Mandalay Bay massacre? The one with most victims ever? Your thesis doesn't stand up my friend".

Oh, sorry, that was just in my dreams. In reality gNoory goes "Yeah" and on to the next 3x5.

Hey, at least you got an opportunity to push your agenda.

[expat]

Hey, at least you got an opportunity to push your agenda.

By "your agenda" I presuume you really mean "the truth"?

[AvDaBr]

Don't remember the guest saying "always", just that the vast majority of shootings occur in such places.  Also, pretty sure Mandalay Bay does (and did) have a policy against bringing guns onto its premises.

[Jackstar]

This is a  random generator device onto which you project your perception.

For it to really work, you're going to need some peyote.

Somebody wake up Hicks.

[expat]

Don't remember the guest saying "always", just that the vast majority of shootings occur in such places.  Also, pretty sure Mandalay Bay does (and did) have a policy against bringing guns onto its premises.

The victims were not on the premises. But in any case, how much use would handguns have been against an attacker firing rifles from the 32nd floor?

[Morgus]

Heh... Jorch, always the slacker.  He never misses an opportunity to increase his suckage.  Was the replay the fake, old lady beating up a dude or Jorch doing a lame reading of Poe?  The turkey is so worthless, he can't even be bothered to do something new, even though that would no doubt suck, too.

Yep the replay at the end was the one he has played hundreds of times already, with the old lady beating up a dude. One of Noory's "favs" 

[AvDaBr]

The festival rules forbade weapons I believe.  Your second point is essentially rock solid.  A sniper is practically impossible to defend against, especially for a large crowd.

[AZZERAE]

Somebody wake up Hicks.

There is no waking up from the Big Sleep.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Going into commercial 'Stay tuned, we'll let you know where to get John's book.' 

lol this is another one of his dotard habits, asking where a book is available, of course it's 2020 for the rest of us and the answer is always the same 'Amazon, Barnes and Noble or from my website.' Snoory thinks he's providing a service for the guest and listener,  lives in 1985.

Just one of Snoorge's stock questions to use up time and get the show over with. He always seems in such a rush out the door, I wonder where he goes...

[Camazotz Automat]

Just one of Snoorge's stock questions to use up time and get the show over with. He always seems in such a rush out the door, I wonder where he goes...

Clearly, he just can't WAIT to get home and do deep research and book reading to prepare for his next several guests.

That Noory. What an overly prepared research whore. :

[Dateline]

Norry is the kind of person that would stick a fork in a gift balloon bouquet just to hear it pop.

[AZZERAE]

Norry is the kind of person that would stick a fork in a gift balloon bouquet just to hear it pop.

9 thumbs up.

[Jojo]

Norry is either just lazy about the show, uninterested in subjects or guests, nervous, or especially incompetent. Sure, there are places in which one should 'stick to the prepared questions.' or answers. Depositions, court testimony, press conferences, etc. Often some politicians are told by handlers to "stick with the talking-points" and what-not. But the interviewer, reporter, or cross-examiner usually like to dig and ask questions, even leading ones if then can. I wonder if Norry's job as a "Press Officer" for the Navy has something to do with it? I'm probably over analysing.


But he frequently misses following up an interesting answer or story by guest with another question to get into details. Instead he just doesn't even acknowledge the answer and moves on to another subject such as "where can we buy your book?" (Certainly not on Amazon!) or "how do you do what you do?" or "what's your favourite?" etc. 


It is almost as if he is paid by completing a certain set of questions, the same questions. Like a spiel for a cold-caller sales pitch or some piece-meal payment method. "Well, Gorch, you didn't ask him "how do you do what you do" last night so we are docking your pay.

It draws into question his real interest in the paranormal.  Just when a pivotal response is needed, he gets superficial.  It's bad.

[Jojo]

So the gun-control guy goes "Mass shooters ALWAYS look for places that are gun-free so they know nobody can shoot back".

gNoory goes "Yeah? What about the Mandalay Bay massacre? The one with most victims ever? Your thesis doesn't stand up my friend".

Oh, sorry, that was just in my dreams. In reality gNoory goes "Yeah" and on to the next 3x5.

The guy was an arms trader.  And the same night, there were shootings at other nearby casinos.  I think someone with something to do with arms trading tried to set up stuff all over town and that the siege was covered up.

[Jojo]

Norry is the kind of person that would stick a fork in a gift balloon bouquet just to hear it pop.

Something like that sounds very plausible.  You really summarized it well.  But, he would pop it before sending it.

[CronkitesGhost]

yet another female guest tonight preying on the dumb and desperate, she's been on before, recognized the Eurotrash French accent. She's a practitioner of energy medicine. Guy who's beat cancer once and now they want to remove his cancerous thyroid calls in - the guest tells him his thoughts have created the cancer and Noory tells him to talk to Pharmacist Ben, verrrrrrrrrry helpful responsible people. Noory did of course cover his ass by suggesting to the guest that modern science based medicine isn't all bad and she agreed if things are really serious then it's ok to get treatment from a real doctor but if you don't fix your thoughts the disease will come back.

Noory saved his best for the last minute of the show, the guest who is French really lathered up the old boy telling him how much fun she had and what an amazing interviewer he is -  Noory you could hear blushing got nervous and stammered 'I wish I could say thank you in French Caroline ... *chortle* ... but I don't know the words.'  70 YEARS OLD AND HE DOESN'T KNOW 'THANK YOU' IN FRENCH IS 'MERCI' OR 'MERCI BEAUCOUP'!  Incredible, a 6 year old knows that, I did, just by watching Pepe LePew and other childrens movies/books but not Noory. World's dullest man.

[CronkitesGhost]

on the off chance the idiot or somebody from the show reads this forum a little help for ignoramus George Noory 'Murican Moron

[Kidnostad3]

George shows signs of being ADHD and not just a little.   Jus’ Sayin’.

[ItsOver]

Just one of Snoorge's stock questions to use up time and get the show over with. He always seems in such a rush out the door, I wonder where he goes...

The Turkee on whole wheat is waiting for Jorch!

[ItsOver]

Yep the replay at the end was the one he has played hundreds of times already, with the old lady beating up a dude. One of Noory's "favs" 

The predictable, boring Snorge.

[Dateline]

Norry should be appreciative of all the educational resources at his disposal on this thread.  There are the foreign languages, fine music, commentary for acting and interviewing, art and literary resources, fine food displays to whet his appetite, the list goes on and on.  Oh yeah, scientific discussion on the planets and the universe.  Not only the arts are represented but also the sciences.  For fashion, "Grampers Pampers" is displayed.   There is enrichment in all areas of life, self-improvement, and comedy.  Don't forget relationship advise from some of the most thoughtful. 

Yes, Bellgab has also been a talent pool, just think Falkie.  Where would he be without our collective efforts?  All the worse for it?  I really think we should be included in the closing credits beginning with Monday. 

[albrecht]

It draws into question his real interest in the paranormal.  Just when a pivotal response is needed, he gets superficial.  It's bad.

His only interest in the paranormal, or most subjects, is if it is a female guest who is decent looking or has a nice voice or if it is a subject where there is money to be made: MLM supplement companies, medical quackery, "big events," subscription "tv" shows, or investments (gold, silver, etc.) Or various "dating sites" which are, I think, really just data-mining sites and make their money selling the subscribers information to advertisers, debt collectors, etc.

Other than that the only thing that seems to pique his interest is some sad tale of an awful accident, some abuse story, or horrible natural disaster.

[ItsOver]

His only interest in the paranormal, or most subjects, is if it is a female guest who is decent looking or has a nice voice or if it is a subject where there is money to be made: MLM supplement companies, medical quackery, "big events," subscription "tv" shows, or investments (gold, silver, etc.) Or various "dating sites" which are, I think, really just data-mining sites and make their money selling the subscribers information to advertisers, debt collectors, etc.

Other than that the only thing that seems to pique his interest is some sad tale of an awful accident, some abuse story, or horrible natural disaster.

If a caller really wants to get Jorch excited,  ask him about his Jon Benet drive-bys.

[albrecht]

If a caller really wants to get Jorch excited,  ask him about his Jon Benet drive-bys.

You mean his opportunity to drive-by and "ponder the events." 

The lady after the rational Corona-Chan lady was a trip. Was cleaning out my gutters and trimming some trees just in case we get some of the Hanna Tropical Storm rain and listening and laughing. Not a good idea on a ladder. At one point she says "we even did it in a vacuum, you know, like a Faraday cage." Norry doesn't say that those are not the same thing, of course. She was claiming telekinesis and such. She also can get children to read while blindfolded, telepathy, and telekinesis.

She has solved the Corona-Chan "back to school" problem! She should've been on the with the first guest. Simply muzzle, blindfold, and bind the children in class.They can see, write, move things, and hear things via their "extra senses!" No spread of Corona-Chan to each other or to teachers.

[Dr. MD MD]

By "your agenda" I presuume you really mean "the truth"?

When you put it in quotation marks like that it makes it seem like you really don’t believe in it.

[ItsOver]

By "your agenda" I presuume you really mean "the truth"?

No, I don't mean that, you ass.

[K_Dubb]

No, I don't mean that, you ass.

Is it a fat ass?  I got my skateboard for the beatdown.