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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No
Ed Dames tonight.

I will tune in for an "Art's gold bars" update. But there will not be one.

At which point, I will become murderously pissed off.

So... Am taking a preemptive Haloperidol "navigation tool."

I will be a groovy psychonaut no matter what the annoying little bastard says.

Bring on the KILLSHOT, baby!

NoMoreNoory

Joorch last night: “In 2001, when A Space Odyssey came out.....”

Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy. Every THING is groovy.

Jackstar

Quote from: Camazotz on July 08, 2020, 12:39:18 AM
THING^13

It's about time you strolled in. Where are those galley proofs you sent me? Oh, right, that hasn't happened for you yet. Well, anyway, nice to have been seeing you again since the next time, Cap'n.

Jojo

It's been a long time since I was 19 & I'd rather not be reminded of it, the way things have been lately.  Why does he play these assinine songs?  It's more like, "Hey, 91" honestly & I don't mean him, just everything.  Why even go there?  He'll never understand why people say he mocks.

I suppose it's for a grandchild.

Once while Art was hosting, Dames said he had remote viewed the Abomination of Desolation, and it was a male homosexual couple being married in the rebuilt Temple in Jerusalem. I vividly remember this, because some listeners got their knickers in a knot after hearing Dames' prediction. Last night he said he remote viewed that same term, and it had already happened ten years ago. He said that he could not say what it was on the air. So Dames feels pretty confident that nobody is going to remember what he said to Art 20-25 years ago, or if some few do remember, it's not enough to out him as a liar...as if he actually needed outing.

ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 07, 2020, 09:59:51 PM
Joorch last night: “In 2001, when A Space Odyssey came out.....”
Ha!



Only listened to a few minutes of as Noory refers to him ad nauseam 'The Major'. Noory continues on with his weird maudlin farewell tour shtick and leans in close to the microphone and reminisces about his taking Coast over from the legend, Art Bell, and how difficult that was for him but he wanted 'The Major' to know as one of Art's celebrity guests that The Major had made him feel welcome and comfortable and he wanted The Major to know how much he truly appreciates him.  Dames was like 'uh .... um ..... ok ... back to my story' - that awkward moment you can always count on Noory to deliver.

What a wonderful sweet man George Noory is, he's going to live forever because of his daily regimen of oil of oregano, vitamin D3, zinc, tooooomeric, noory beets and whatever else but he wants each aging guest who isn't as virile and immortal as he is to know how much George Noory appreciated them before they kick the bucket. George has survivors guilt over Stanton Friedman, he regrets he wasn't by Stanton's side in that Toronto airport cradling his head in his lap as he left this world.




Dateline

I met a man at Walmart a couple of weeks ago who looked like that; he was Walmart stores undercover security officer.  I had left my purse in my cart as I went down the aisle to get something.  It was wide open to be stolen, but I am a trusting soul, in a hurry, and just preoccupied because I went down the wrong direction in the aisle.  You have seen the don't go down this aisle stickers that Walmart has put on the floor?  Anyway, the undercover security officer saw it, and politely suggested that I not leave my purse so unprotected because it could have been easily stolen.  I just thought he looked like that pic.  My first thought was that he looked like Einstein, the hair was there, everything. 

Dateline

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 08, 2020, 08:30:37 AM
Only listened to a few minutes of as Noory refers to him ad nauseam 'The Major'. Noory continues on with his weird maudlin farewell tour shtick and leans in close to the microphone and reminisces about his taking Coast over from the legend, Art Bell, and how difficult that was for him but he wanted 'The Major' to know as one of Art's celebrity guests that The Major had made him feel welcome and comfortable and he wanted The Major to know how much he truly appreciates him.  Dames was like 'uh .... um ..... ok ... back to my story' - that awkward moment you can always count on Noory to deliver.

What a wonderful sweet man George Noory is, he's going to live forever because of his daily regimen of oil of oregano, vitamin D3, zinc, tooooomeric, noory beets and whatever else but he wants each aging guest who isn't as virile and immortal as he is to know how much George Noory appreciated them before they kick the bucket. George has survivors guilt over Stanton Friedman, he regrets he wasn't by Stanton's side in that Toronto airport cradling his head in his lap as he left this world.

That is probably the same scene that he dreams about when he discusses Jimmy Hoffa?  You have heard that entrancing tale haven't you?

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 08, 2020, 12:41:12 AM
It's about time you strolled in. Where are those galley proofs you sent me? Oh, right, that hasn't happened for you yet. Well, anyway, nice to have been seeing you again since the next time, Cap'n.
Galley proofs! To examine and correct! The hopes of mummy bandages becoming chrysalis! The afterlife as registered by the New York Times bestseller list!

The galley proofs I hid beneath the floorboards of Bellgab!

The galley proofs wrapped around George Noory's still beating heart!

(Simply by using the correct jargon, you made my week, Mr. J. Indeed.)

Jojo

George Noory sucks shit every day every way.

Jojo

And instead of learning to be decent or apologize for the indecency, instead he plays I am Human and Need Love.  George until you stop talking about tonic water and tonic and gin, I really don't care what you need.  Because you obviously don't care about me.  If you don't want me to listen to the show you could just say so instead of being mean.  Every nite for 2 weeks I've had to shut your crap off.  Why then should I even listen at all?  If my evening plans have to change in midstream for 2 weeks.  Screw you, jerk.

Juan

Well now.  According to last night’s guest, we’re now in a period of global cooling.

Looking forward to Steve Quayle tonight, one of my favorite guests. Sometimes he gets to spinning so frenetically, I fear he will morph into a ring of butter, like the tigers in Little Black Sambo.

Dateline

Quote from: Jojo on July 09, 2020, 02:22:16 AM
And instead of learning to be decent or apologize for the indecency, instead he plays I am Human and Need Love.  George until you stop talking about tonic water and tonic and gin, I really don't care what you need.  Because you obviously don't care about me.  If you don't want me to listen to the show you could just say so instead of being mean.  Every nite for 2 weeks I've had to shut your crap off.  Why then should I even listen at all?  If my evening plans have to change in midstream for 2 weeks.  Screw you, jerk.

Norry only cares about Norry, two failed marriages, numerous failed engagements and relationships speaks more volume that you will ever hear over the radio. 

ItsOver

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on July 09, 2020, 05:04:30 AM
Looking forward to Steve Quayle tonight, one of my favorite guests. Sometimes he gets to spinning so frenetically, I fear he will morph into a ring of butter, like the tigers in Little Black Sambo.
If I'm up, I might tune in for Mr. Frenetic.  Jorch had better not play that there "I am human and need love" song, though.  ;D  We don't need crazed cat ladies rioting in the streets.



I hope I can remain awake for Quayle, I love when he asserts something is true because he got the information directly from sources very high in the military or intelligence. Of course he's lying but he says everything with such conviction it's fun to listen to.

Has he ever been right about ANYTHING?

Interesting that none of Coast's huge collection of nutbags who claim they can see into the future predicted the Covid19 pandemic.

albrecht

The "mundane astrologer" advised some old lady to sell her condo? And other advice to people who sounded sadly as really in need. Norry kept pushing him for supplement advice. I don't like Norry now tries to do not only splitsch-show format but now multiple guests in split shows. Too confusing for him and content weaker. Only RCH can run panel radio shows.  ;) 


Jojo

Worst misspeak ever: Covid-19 is going down on us hard.  Ew.

Morgus

Noory is still pushing his planned event in Sept.
No chance that will happen, it will be cancelled just like his previous ones were...


Quote from: Morgus on July 09, 2020, 11:37:53 PM
Noory is still pushing his planned event in Sept.
No chance that will happen, it will be cancelled just like his previous ones were...
But...but those tickets have been "going fast" for months now! Say it isn't so! We MUST be allowed to gather and dance in the aisles to the oldies! Damn it!

ItsOver

 
Quote from: Camazotz on July 10, 2020, 01:37:56 AM
But...but those tickets have been "going fast" for months now! Say it isn't so! We MUST be allowed to gather and dance in the aisles to the oldies! Damn it!
Lost 80s Live was cancelled across the land but Frank must go on!


expat

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 09, 2020, 09:55:48 AM
Has he ever been right about ANYTHING?

Not that I've heard.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 09, 2020, 09:55:48 AM
Interesting that none of Coast's huge collection of nutbags who claim they can see into the future predicted the Covid19 pandemic.

That astrologer the other night said "Yes I saw it coming but I didn't say anything because nobody would have believed me.

Yeaah, right...

ItsOver

Quayle must have been his usual relentless chatterbox self last night.

DATE
Thursday - July 9 2020
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Steve Quayle, Morgan Knudsen

In the first half, author and researcher Steve Quayle updated the numerous current events he is following, which correlate with prophecy from the Book of Revelation, including plagues, wars, and earth changes, as well as technology and legislation making way for what could be the Mark of the Beast. 2020 could go down in history as the transition into the prophesied period of 'Great Tribulation,' he stated, citing earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, super floods, and supercharged atmospherics where there are areas of the globe receiving hundreds of thousands of lightning strikes in one day. "What's important to understand about the plagues that are taking place now," he said, "is that the 'bioweaponeers' have opened Pandora's Box." Further, he declared, "there is a secret cadre of world rulers that are not human," and that these "fallen angels" literally rule us.

Quayle reported that flooding from torrential rains in China is leading to a perilous situation with the Three Gorges Dam, which may overflow, and millions could die because of the population density near the structure. There is also a threat, he added, of some of China's nuclear reactors ending up like Fukushima. The Hilina Slump in Hawaii is another trouble spot after being hit by a 4.6 earthquake. If there's a subsequent sizable quake there, the whole slope might fall into the ocean and create a huge tsunami that could hit the West Coast, he warned. According to Quayle, Bill Gates has spoken of a coronavirus vaccine that will have a traceable element in it, and "without it, you won't be able to buy, sell, or trade," Quayle cautioned, as he compared this to Mark of the Beast prophecy in Revelation.

As usual, we're all doomed, of course.

Uncle Duke

Quote from: ItsOver on July 10, 2020, 07:25:01 AM
Quayle must have been his usual relentless chatterbox self last night.

DATE
Thursday - July 9 2020
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Steve Quayle, Morgan Knudsen

In the first half, author and researcher Steve Quayle updated the numerous current events he is following, which correlate with prophecy from the Book of Revelation, including plagues, wars, and earth changes, as well as technology and legislation making way for what could be the Mark of the Beast. 2020 could go down in history as the transition into the prophesied period of 'Great Tribulation,' he stated, citing earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, super floods, and supercharged atmospherics where there are areas of the globe receiving hundreds of thousands of lightning strikes in one day. "What's important to understand about the plagues that are taking place now," he said, "is that the 'bioweaponeers' have opened Pandora's Box." Further, he declared, "there is a secret cadre of world rulers that are not human," and that these "fallen angels" literally rule us.

Quayle reported that flooding from torrential rains in China is leading to a perilous situation with the Three Gorges Dam, which may overflow, and millions could die because of the population density near the structure. There is also a threat, he added, of some of China's nuclear reactors ending up like Fukushima. The Hilina Slump in Hawaii is another trouble spot after being hit by a 4.6 earthquake. If there's a subsequent sizable quake there, the whole slope might fall into the ocean and create a huge tsunami that could hit the West Coast, he warned. According to Quayle, Bill Gates has spoken of a coronavirus vaccine that will have a traceable element in it, and "without it, you won't be able to buy, sell, or trade," Quayle cautioned, as he compared this to Mark of the Beast prophecy in Revelation.

As usual, we're all doomed, of course.

Guests like Quayle are George's favorites, all he has to do is wind them up and turn them loose.  His biggest challenge with Quayle is being able to get in an insightful "interesting take" during the limited number of times Quayle pauses long enough to take a breath.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 10, 2020, 07:25:01 AM
Quayle must have been his usual relentless chatterbox self last night.

DATE
Thursday - July 9 2020
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Steve Quayle, Morgan Knudsen

In the first half, author and researcher Steve Quayle updated the numerous current events he is following, which correlate with prophecy from the Book of Revelation, including plagues, wars, and earth changes, as well as technology and legislation making way for what could be the Mark of the Beast. 2020 could go down in history as the transition into the prophesied period of 'Great Tribulation,' he stated, citing earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, super floods, and supercharged atmospherics where there are areas of the globe receiving hundreds of thousands of lightning strikes in one day. "What's important to understand about the plagues that are taking place now," he said, "is that the 'bioweaponeers' have opened Pandora's Box." Further, he declared, "there is a secret cadre of world rulers that are not human," and that these "fallen angels" literally rule us.

Quayle reported that flooding from torrential rains in China is leading to a perilous situation with the Three Gorges Dam, which may overflow, and millions could die because of the population density near the structure. There is also a threat, he added, of some of China's nuclear reactors ending up like Fukushima. The Hilina Slump in Hawaii is another trouble spot after being hit by a 4.6 earthquake. If there's a subsequent sizable quake there, the whole slope might fall into the ocean and create a huge tsunami that could hit the West Coast, he warned. According to Quayle, Bill Gates has spoken of a coronavirus vaccine that will have a traceable element in it, and "without it, you won't be able to buy, sell, or trade," Quayle cautioned, as he compared this to Mark of the Beast prophecy in Revelation.

As usual, we're all doomed, of course.

I suck, fell asleep and missed Quayle. Typical Quayle Revelations tropes but that's what I like - i don't want to hear new material, just play the hits.  The fallen angels/watchers from the Book of Enoch is a favorite of his, it's porno to him, fallen angels raping women and giving birth to giants. And did George ask 'Stephen were the baby giants mean or would they be just normal baby giants?' Imagine going through that childbirth, no anesthesia, a 4 foot 100 pound baby coming through your vagina.




ItsOver

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 10, 2020, 12:34:31 PM
I suck, fell asleep and missed Quayle. Typical Quayle Revelations tropes but that's what I like - i don't want to hear new material, just play the hits.  The fallen angels/watchers from the Book of Enoch is a favorite of his, it's porno to him, fallen angels raping women and giving birth to giants. And did George ask 'Stephen were the baby giants mean or would they be just normal baby giants?' Imagine going through that childbirth, no anesthesia, a 4 foot 100 pound baby coming through your vagina.
Ha!  I don't know about mean baby giants but I'll bet there were some mighty mean post-birth mothers.

albrecht

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 10, 2020, 08:03:32 AM
Guests like Quayle are George's favorites, all he has to do is wind them up and turn them loose.  His biggest challenge with Quayle is being able to get in an insightful "interesting take" during the limited number of times Quayle pauses long enough to take a breath.
"That's true!"
Guest like Quayle are also my favorite C2C guests because Norry doesn't need to talk or ask the same inane questions over-and-over, say "interesting take," or repeat his same personal anecdotes. Did you know he was the last to interview Hoffa? His first interview was with Friedman- and Friedman's last later? His dad wanted him to be a dentist? He was almost kidnapped in Mexico?

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