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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on May 25, 2020, 02:50:38 AM
Good point.  Does anyone have an original source which says how deaths prior to now were classified, if comorbidities were the real reason?

Quote from: Jojo on May 25, 2020, 02:56:21 AM
You have it reversed.  If a patient had Corona but died of a fall in the hospital, death was coded from a fall.  But now it would be classified as Corona.


Jojo

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 25, 2020, 09:01:43 AM
It’s not a U.S. company.  It was founded by Chinese in Singapore, moved its HQ to Beijing and is listed on the Hang Seng (Hong Kong) Index.  If it is not state controlled it is state influenced.  Figures lie and liars figure.
Well, I'm not a liar.  Anyhow, I see.


Uncle Duke

Did anybody mention George had a conversation with the "Stephen King killed John Lennon" guy last week on his "sound off open lines"? The guy faked his way on, but once George realized who it was he told him he didn't need to resort to trickery. George asked the guy a series of questions, almost sounded like he may have him on as a guest in the future.

Dateline

Quote from: Dateline on May 25, 2020, 03:35:25 PM

https://youtu.be/kovgBYjB8yo

Is this how you dance in the pit at the live events?  Practice, Practice, and more Practice.

NoMoreNoory

‘hydroxy (pause) chloroe-kwy-nine’

Brian May has damaged ‘the backside of his muscles’, says Joorch. As opposed to the muscles of his backside, which is what actually happened.

He mentions the passing of an avid Coast listener and, with his fake Cronkite Catch in his voice, says ‘Be well.’ A bit late now, Joorch, you know, what with him being dead and all.

Then he plays his recording of that awful maudlin poem for Memorial Day.

-GNS

he never fails to disappoint with his ability to display what a total shitbag he is.

he comes on the show tonight and announces very sadly the death of a Coast listener, a wheelchair bound 34 year old he had met at a public appearance. he ended his little obituary with 'I'm glad we could bring him peace in his final days.' LOL it's all about him, somebody dies but the important thing to take away is it was himself that brought this dying man peace. And he offers no evidence of this, I'm sure like many invalids that Coast was a favorite program but sleazy George wants to paint a picture of a man in his final days listening to Coast for his only comfort. No family, no hospice workers, no religious faith - it was his shitty radio program that provided this dying man peace. Saint George of Lebanon, the Mother Theresa of shut-ins, Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, your death bed - he's there for you, speaking words of dumbness let it be let be

god damn he is sickening.

hahaha i listen to this mess because to me its' absurdity and cheesiness is as entertaining as it is infuriating.

The host has for months told his audience that this Covid-19 pandemic is no more than the seasonal flu but they are now playing bumper music that is as hilarious over the top treacle as Jerry Lewis singing You'll Never Walk Alone at the end of his annual MD Telethon. I loved that telethon because it was like Coast, cheesy and all about Jerry Lewis. Tommy and George just came back from commercial with the overwrought sentimentality of 'All By Myself'

i was addicted as a kid to the PTL Club, very similar to Coast. a total scam with smarmy shitbag people as hosts and guests.

Quote from: Uncle Duke on May 25, 2020, 08:58:16 PM
Did anybody mention George had a conversation with the "Stephen King killed John Lennon" guy last week on his "sound off open lines"? The guy faked his way on, but once George realized who it was he told him he didn't need to resort to trickery. George asked the guy a series of questions, almost sounded like he may have him on as a guest in the future.

http://lennonmurdertruth.com/

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on May 25, 2020, 11:30:28 PM
he never fails to disappoint with his ability to display what a total shitbag he is.

he comes on the show tonight and announces very sadly the death of a Coast listener, a wheelchair bound 34 year old he had met at a public appearance. he ended his little obituary with 'I'm glad we could bring him peace in his final days.' LOL it's all about him, somebody dies but the important thing to take away is it was himself that brought this dying man peace. And he offers no evidence of this, I'm sure like many invalids that Coast was a favorite program but sleazy George wants to paint a picture of a man in his final days listening to Coast for his only comfort. No family, no hospice workers, no religious faith - it was his shitty radio program that provided this dying man peace. Saint George of Lebanon, the Mother Theresa of shut-ins, Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, your death bed - he's there for you, speaking words of dumbness let it be let be

god damn he is sickening.
Sickening.  Until I'm alone on Thanksgiving.

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on May 25, 2020, 11:30:28 PM
he never fails to disappoint with his ability to display what a total shitbag he is.

he comes on the show tonight and announces very sadly the death of a Coast listener, a wheelchair bound 34 year old he had met at a public appearance. he ended his little obituary with 'I'm glad we could bring him peace in his final days.' LOL it's all about him, somebody dies but the important thing to take away is it was himself that brought this dying man peace. And he offers no evidence of this, I'm sure like many invalids that Coast was a favorite program but sleazy George wants to paint a picture of a man in his final days listening to Coast for his only comfort. No family, no hospice workers, no religious faith - it was his shitty radio program that provided this dying man peace. Saint George of Lebanon, the Mother Theresa of shut-ins, Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, your death bed - he's there for you, speaking words of dumbness let it be let be

god damn he is sickening.
Only George would say to a dead soul, "Be well, be well".  That is a fraudulent way to treat death.  It's one thing to do a misspeak.  It's another thing to be so lost you don't even know how you come across.

ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on May 25, 2020, 11:19:58 PM
‘hydroxy (pause) chloroe-kwy-nine’

Brian May has damaged ‘the backside of his muscles’, says Joorch. As opposed to the muscles of his backside, which is what actually happened...



-GNS
Ha!  Reminds me of when Jorch talked about his back legs.  ???

Dateline

Quote from: Jojo on May 26, 2020, 01:19:29 AM
Only George would say to a dead soul, "Be well, be well".  That is a fraudulent way to treat death.  It's one thing to do a misspeak.  It's another thing to be so lost you don't even know how you come across.

Just wanted to point out that there is a picture of Norry and the deceased soul on the website below the summary for this evening.  I'm guessing that it is him at the live event.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: expat on May 25, 2020, 09:57:57 AM
So what's your version of the history of flu pandemics?

My comment was meant as a caveat emptor.  Given what has recently been revealed with respect to COVID-19 there are wide variances in case reporting criteria and compliance therewith across effected nations and between government stats and those developed in the private sector for the same population, there is good reason to question them all .  When one adds to the above the fact that the source of the data is a firm headquartered in the PRC and that the PRC has withheld relevant epidemiological data and internal study findings in the past while working assiduously to dispel the idea that epidemics including COVID-19 are spawned within its borders, it detracts even further from its credibility.

Why would you choose Sino Biological as the authoritative source over other choices?  Could it be because its findings tended to minimize the extent and severity of past flu epidemics, a number of which were thought to come from Asia or China itself, and supported your argument.  You can believe whoever you want to but Sino Biological would be my last choice.

expat

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 26, 2020, 10:18:07 AM
Why would you choose Sino Biological as the authoritative source over other choices? 

Only because it had the list neatly tabulated and easy to read on one page. Here's the CDC version if that suits you better, but you have to do some clicky-clicky to discover that the information is exactly the ame.

Dateline

Norry has entered the retail arena.  It had to be!  It is called "Tommee and Me".  It is a line of haberdashery fashioned on the line of berets and breeches, vests.  A man of the knicker era. 

Some of the pic reveal, matching outfits, all of them.  Tommee and me, meaning Norry will be dressing as bros/exactly alike.  This will soon be added to the Coast website.  If you are a Coast Insider, you will also be  a "Clothes Insider" and receive discounts on this strange and unusual clothing line. 

Order your beret now, and be just like Norry, or "Tommee and Me."  They also have a line of wool masks for the Covid crowd to match the wool beret and knickers.  Or, if you prefer nylon get a mask to match your "Tommee and Me" stockings. 

And, if you attend the next live event, there will be a fashion show of "Tommee and Me."  A highlight will be Norry riding out on his big wheel tricycle.  Ma Norry has approved this.  Who needs Victoria Secret angels, when there is now "Tommee and Me."

I hate when George reads that vomit-inducing dreck every Memorial Day. Did not make it to the radio in time to turn it off.

Morgus

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on May 26, 2020, 08:40:43 PM
I hate when George reads that vomit-inducing dreck every Memorial Day. Did not make it to the radio in time to turn it off.
and regular caller Cornelius told Noory he wanted to hear all the theme songs for the armed forces too, but Noory told him thats his bit only for Veteran's Day...  8)


Dateline

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 26, 2020, 09:06:46 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJO7lJIxG10

Magnificant!  (Now Norry will probably try and highjack that for his tribute at his live shows for the service members and first responders.)

Jojo

More mediocre shows.

Monday night George continued to mention the concept of wondering where God came from.  Never mind the fact that the question is a paradox.  LISTEN GEORGE!  IF YOU KNEW WHERE GOD CAME FROM, THEN YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHERE GOD'S ORIGIN CAME FROM.  IF YOU KNEW WHERE GOD'S ORIGIN CAME FROM, THEN YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE FOUNDATION FOR GOD'S ORIGIN.  IF YOU KNEW WHERE THE FOUNDATION FOR GOD'S ORIGIN GAME FROM, THEN YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE INGREDIENTS FOR THE FOUNDATION OF GOD'S ORIGIN.  IF YOU KNEW WHERE THE INGREDIENTS FOR THE FOUNDATION OF GOD'S ORIGIN CAME FROM, THEN YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE ROOTS CAME FROM FOR THE FOUNDATION OF GOD'S ORIGIN.  IF YOU KNEW WHERE THE ROOTS CAME FROM FOR THE FOUNDATION OF GOD'S ORIGIN, THEN YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE SOIL FOR THE ROOTS FOR THE FOUNDATION OF GOD'S ORIGIN CAME FROM!  AND SO ON, FOR INFINITY.  DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND - INFINITY CAN'T EXIST IF YOU KEEP QUESTIONING TIME LINES AND PARADOXES.  ACCEPT THE PARADOX BECAUSE EVEN A CHILD CAN REASON THIS OUT. 

AND UNBLOCK MY IP!

Jojo

George continues to question why herd immunity is important, although it's been explained many times before.  Her immunity is essential so that people who do not qualify for immunizations can remain healthy.  Like infants, maybe hemophiliacs, boys in bubbles, maybe people with leukemia, people at high risk for Guillan-Barre or AFM, and so on.  Infants, George.  Don't you want infants to remain free of potentially fatal contagions?  Considering your venues don't have cry rooms, I'm not sure you have given enough thought to all the infants of the world.  A father and grandfather... but still doesn't allow babies at shows.  A baby should be with its parent - not with some baby sitter.  At least until it's past 1 year old.  And a breast feeding mother should be able to attend special events, not sequester herself for an entire year.  You discriminate.  Have you even checked to see the cost of venues with cry rooms?  Have you considered a portable cry room with video?  How hard can it be to have an usher (people would volunteer you know) walk a lady to a trailer with video and microphone while her baby cries?  After all, you don't come to every area every year.  It could be a once-in-a-lifetime event for her.

ItsOver

Quote from: Jojo on May 27, 2020, 03:12:12 AM
... Don't you want infants to remain free of potentially fatal contagions? ...
For someone who does JonBenét drive bys and reporting gruesome stories about kids dying under horrific circumstances, how could this not be so.

expat

McCanney said last night that his WING generator won the X-Prize for Water Abundance.

Not according to this.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on May 27, 2020, 05:04:16 AM
For someone who does JonBenét drive bys and reporting gruesome stories about kids dying under horrific circumstances, how could this not be so.
"If you kick a baby with COVID-19 would it be really, really mean? Meaner than a baby without Corona-Chan that you kicked?"

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on May 27, 2020, 10:05:45 AM
"If you kick a baby with COVID-19 would it be really, really mean? Meaner than a baby without Corona-Chan that you kicked?"



"It's these type of insideful questions that have put me on the mat."

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on May 27, 2020, 10:49:58 AM


"It's these type of insideful questions that have put me on the mat."
"“If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"   

Too bad Dr.Spock isn't around to be a guest and answer this question. Especially because Norry would confuse him with questions about Star Trek and that "move you know you uh pinch a guys neck and you know he just passes out. Is that a kungfu move and what about your ears? I guess you can really hear, hawhaw. You know Russell Crow knows me and Mel Gibson was going to be on but he had to go to Boston..." 
http://www.norcalblogs.com/postscripts/2014/04/17/george-noory-americas-dumbest-talk-show-host/   

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Jojo on May 27, 2020, 03:12:12 AM
George continues to question why herd immunity is important, although it's been explained many times before.  Her immunity is essential so that people who do not qualify for immunizations can remain healthy.  Like infants, maybe hemophiliacs, boys in bubbles, maybe people with leukemia, people at high risk for Guillan-Barre or AFM, and so on.  Infants, George.  Don't you want infants to remain free of potentially fatal contagions?  Considering your venues don't have cry rooms, I'm not sure you have given enough thought to all the infants of the world.  A father and grandfather... but still doesn't allow babies at shows.  A baby should be with its parent - not with some baby sitter.  At least until it's past 1 year old.  And a breast feeding mother should be able to attend special events, not sequester herself for an entire year.  You discriminate.  Have you even checked to see the cost of venues with cry rooms?  Have you considered a portable cry room with video?  How hard can it be to have an usher (people would volunteer you know) walk a lady to a trailer with video and microphone while her baby cries?  After all, you don't come to every area every year.  It could be a once-in-a-lifetime event for her.

There can be no herd immunity until there is a vaccine. 

albrecht

Quote from: Uncle Duke on May 27, 2020, 04:57:48 PM
There can be no herd immunity until there is a vaccine.
Couldn't it also be formed by the survivors of an infection?

Joshua P. Warren is in 40's? He started on the racket early I guess. And he has moved to Vegas and is ready for loose slots upon casino openings. Note, C2C is a family show, and it was loose slots, not sluts. Norry has never heard of the Golden Ratio (Phi) but "knows the Golden Rule." But he didn't express it. That would've be riveting listening.  :o

Joshua P. Warren's philosophy professor committed suicide in class!? Shot himself. But JPW "can laugh about it?  This should be able to be found because a crazy story, if true.
WTF?  :o   Because there is a "realm of information" in the "wormhole brain." Wow. WTF.



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