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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Jackstar

Quote from: Jojo on March 18, 2020, 02:54:57 PM
NO, THE WHOLE FLIPPIN' SHOW WAS PRE-RECORDED.  THE ENTIRE THING.

Welcome to Flavor Country.

Dateline

Soon, due to tightening health restrictions there will be further safeguards put in place.  Only allowed, will be health shows with Doc.
Wallet and Ben Phucks.  All shows will be prerecorded in Los Angeles as Norry will be quarantined and the airwaves under a curfew.  The show will be broadcast from a bathroom in the broad open daylight.  If Norry is fortunate enough to get a domestic airline pass to make it to St. Louis, he will be mandated self-isolated to the cave as he is in a high-risk vulnerable age segment.  He will still be able to broadcast from the cave, but I have heard there may be intermittent hicks as he is engaging in wine therapy.

Note:  This is all subject to change at a moment's notice, the situation is fluid.  It is also rumored that Norry is hysterical that Vegas has closed.  His anxiety is overtaking him, and he ran down the runway at LAX to catch the last jet to Macau.   Macau, the China equivalent to Vegas, has just reopened after no new cases of the Corona virus have been reported in the last two weeks.

Stay tuned for Dateline updates.

George has been dutifully pushing the NWO  fear-porn and hysteria for so many years, and now it's come back to bite him in the butt. Now HE can't buy what he needs, and HIS road shows will be canceled. I would love to hear Steve Quayle about now. He has probably imploded into a hysterical puddle of goo.

This lock-down has exposed once and for all the hucksterism of George's phony psychics. None of them predicted any of this less than three months ago.

George, you've been serving your masters for years, and now you are going to live with the consequences.

Morgus

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on March 18, 2020, 07:05:56 PM
This lock-down has exposed once and for all the hucksterism of George's phony psychics. None of them predicted any of this less than three months ago.

Yet Major Ed Dames kept claiming several times last night that HE correctly predicted this pandemic thru remote viewing years ago...  :P

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on March 18, 2020, 07:59:37 PM
Yet Major Ed Dames kept claiming several times last night that HE correctly predicted this pandemic thru remote viewing years ago...  :P
But, rest assured, the Soviets were manipulating Cobra venom into our sailors E.Coli to take down our subs (and Navy wives) and this virus will result in Marital Law and "many mass graves" but the self-named Dr.Doom "doesn't want to scare anyone."
I could not buy eggs today! Egads! What would Doc Wallet say?

ps: "you're an alien chasing flirt but I kinda like it" paranormaldate.com promo.


there was a great moment during the Dames interview last night. Dames was rambling away with his regular doomsday and conspiracy scenarios when George interrupted him and asked  'Ed, do you ever have any fun or say anything funny?' Totally caught Dames off guard and it was actually quite sad, Dames tried to reply in a humorous way but it was all disjointed and nothing even close to humor, George really put him on the spot, then Dames admitted humor isn't his thing, he's a very serious guy. Pretty dick move by Noory but being that it was Dames.

Dames claimed that the SARS COV 2 virus was engineered in a Chinese lab and the remote viewing team had witnessed it. Of course hours later an article was published by Nature Medicine laying to rest all of these rumors that it was engineered.

The analysis of public genome sequence data from SARS-CoV-2 and related viruses found no evidence that the virus was made in a laboratory or otherwise engineered.

"By comparing the available genome sequence data for known coronavirus strains, we can firmly determine that SARS-CoV-2 originated through natural processes," said Kristian Andersen, PhD, an associate professor of immunology and microbiology at Scripps Research and corresponding author on the paper.

In addition to Andersen, authors on the paper, "The proximal origin of SARS-CoV-2," include Robert F. Garry, of Tulane University; Edward Holmes, of the University of Sydney; Andrew Rambaut, of University of Edinburgh; W. Ian Lipkin, of Columbia University.


Jojo

Since Karz 4 Kids cancelled, George has inflicted an elementary school song on us.  The only plausible reason I can fathom for this could only have something to do with being in love with a kindergarten teacher.  Some things are okay to think, or even allude to in a quick analogy... but not so much to expound on out loud.

Jojo

DID THEY SAY THIS IS ANOTHER PREFAB SHOW?

pate


Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on March 18, 2020, 11:15:44 PM
there was a great moment during the Dames interview last night. Dames was rambling away with his regular doomsday and conspiracy scenarios when George interrupted him and asked  'Ed, do you ever have any fun or say anything funny?' Totally caught Dames off guard and it was actually quite sad, Dames tried to reply in a humorous way but it was all disjointed and nothing even close to humor, George really put him on the spot, then Dames admitted humor isn't his thing, he's a very serious guy. Pretty dick move by Noory but being that it was Dames.

Dames claimed that the SARS COV 2 virus was engineered in a Chinese lab and the remote viewing team had witnessed it. Of course hours later an article was published by Nature Medicine laying to rest all of these rumors that it was engineered.

The analysis of public genome sequence data from SARS-CoV-2 and related viruses found no evidence that the virus was made in a laboratory or otherwise engineered.

"By comparing the available genome sequence data for known coronavirus strains, we can firmly determine that SARS-CoV-2 originated through natural processes," said Kristian Andersen, PhD, an associate professor of immunology and microbiology at Scripps Research and corresponding author on the paper.

In addition to Andersen, authors on the paper, "The proximal origin of SARS-CoV-2," include Robert F. Garry, of Tulane University; Edward Holmes, of the University of Sydney; Andrew Rambaut, of University of Edinburgh; W. Ian Lipkin, of Columbia University.
George did not deliver that very well.
Dames handled it fine.  He quickly recovered from his shock and let it roll off like water.
Perhaps George would like to have fun singing Rubber Tree Plant with Ed sometime soon, for fun.

albrecht

Quote from: Jojo on March 18, 2020, 11:25:04 PM
George did not deliver that very well.
Dames handled it fine.  He quickly recovered from his shock and let it roll off like water.
Perhaps George would like to have fun singing Rubber Tree Plant with Ed sometime soon, for fun.


Worse Norry might resort to having callers come on and sing and give the winner some  of the unread books guests and their agents sent him. Maybe a book to a blind person even.

NoMoreNoory

How old does Noory think his audience is? He’s playing Sinatra’s High Hopes in his opening segment “to give us something positive to think about”. There are not words.
And then announces that March 27, he’s going to do “something that has never been done on this planet before”. He’s going to have a prayer experiment. Yep, he’s going to marshall the coast audience to make the virus go away.
Deluded moron.
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Dr. MD MD

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on March 18, 2020, 11:41:49 PM
How old does Noory think his audience is? He’s playing Sinatra’s High Hopes in his opening segment “to give us something positive to think about”. There are not words.
And then announces that March 27, he’s going to do “something that has never been done on this planet before”. He’s going to have a prayer experiment. Yep, he’s going to marshall the coast audience to make the virus go away.
Deluded moron.
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Ye of little faith. Apparently, there’s already a cure: a combination of a malaria drug and an antibiotic.


George Noory Saves The World.

He announced it in a very serious tone tonight, the responsibility is weighing heavily on his shoulders.
Next Friday night March 27th George will lead his listeners in mass prayer to eradicate the killer bug SARS COV-2! You stand no chance Mr. Virus against George, Cornelius, Cleopatra Lady, Annie, Barry, Mike the Millennial, wait until Thomas from La Jolla focuses all his intention on your measly little existence!

George recently told a guest that his mass intention experiments have been very successful at battling hurricanes, I think he said 80% results. A virus is a tiny microscopic particle not a powerful force like a hurricane, this should be easy work for George and the Coast gang.

Why would he wait though? Thousands are being infected and dying right now, what kind of evil do you have to be to make people wait 10 days?


ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - another classic WTF moment when a guest doesn't know what to do when Noory's mushy brain spits out a perplexingly dumb question.

The guest has written a book about 'hot streaks', interesting subject, hot streaks definitely exist and worth exploring in a scienc-y way.

So the interview is going along when .....

George: Ben have you ever seen anybody negative about a hot streak?

Ben the Guest: (long pause) ... negative? uh how do you mean?

George: Well negative as opposed to positive. 

Ben the Guest: (long pause) Why would anybody be negative?

Caught again looking like an idiot George tried to cover with some further explanation about what he meant, that negative people probably will not have a hot streak - he meant nothing, he's an absolute imbecile. The guest was nice about it, he faked that he now understood the original question and it was an interesting one.

What do you mean by 'negative'?

Well negative as opposed to positive.







Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on March 18, 2020, 11:15:44 PM
there was a great moment during the Dames interview last night. Dames was rambling away with his regular doomsday and conspiracy scenarios when George interrupted him and asked  'Ed, do you ever have any fun or say anything funny?' Totally caught Dames off guard and it was actually quite sad, Dames tried to reply in a humorous way but it was all disjointed and nothing even close to humor, George really put him on the spot, then Dames admitted humor isn't his thing, he's a very serious guy. Pretty dick move by Noory but being that it was Dames.

Dames claimed that the SARS COV 2 virus was engineered in a Chinese lab and the remote viewing team had witnessed it. Of course hours later an article was published by Nature Medicine laying to rest all of these rumors that it was engineered.

The analysis of public genome sequence data from SARS-CoV-2 and related viruses found no evidence that the virus was made in a laboratory or otherwise engineered.

"By comparing the available genome sequence data for known coronavirus strains, we can firmly determine that SARS-CoV-2 originated through natural processes," said Kristian Andersen, PhD, an associate professor of immunology and microbiology at Scripps Research and corresponding author on the paper.

In addition to Andersen, authors on the paper, "The proximal origin of SARS-CoV-2," include Robert F. Garry, of Tulane University; Edward Holmes, of the University of Sydney; Andrew Rambaut, of University of Edinburgh; W. Ian Lipkin, of Columbia University.
Corona came about in December.
Odd, the government began recruiting high-paid quarantine reps in November.  See the dates on the screen shots.  Anyone can duplicate these results.  I just searched on them just now.  So, either we were going to have a Quarantine Program prior to Corona (very doubtful) or someone knew Corona was coming and was not even discreet about getting ready!


Jojo

Quote from: albrecht on March 18, 2020, 11:31:39 PM

Worse Norry might resort to having callers come on and sing and give the winner some  of the unread books guests and their agents sent him. Maybe a book to a blind person even.
Yes, of course.  It wouldn't be Braille.  But, if it were, I can hear the conversation now:  "Braille - That's what those bumps are on fast food drink lids, right?  I always wondered about those.  Have you noticed some use raised up symbols, though, instead of real Braille dots?"

expat

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on March 18, 2020, 11:15:44 PM
Of course hours later an article was published by Nature Medicine laying to rest all of these rumors that it was engineered.

The analysis of public genome sequence data from SARS-CoV-2 and related viruses found no evidence that the virus was made in a laboratory or otherwise engineered.

Thanks for that.
https://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2020/03/no-sars-cov-2-was-not-deliberately.html


Jackstar

Quote from: expat on March 19, 2020, 11:32:32 AM
cov-2-was-not-deliberately

Wow, I can feel the authority through the screen. Such persuasive. Much blindly accepting. I bet they were wearing those stylish white lab smocks while they were typing up their crack analysis.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on March 19, 2020, 04:11:32 PM
Wow, I can feel the authority through the screen. Such persuasive. Much blindly accepting. I bet they were wearing those stylish white lab smocks while they were typing up their crack analysis.

Heh heh! ;D

albrecht

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on March 19, 2020, 12:10:37 AM
ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - another classic WTF moment when a guest doesn't know what to do when Noory's mushy brain spits out a perplexingly dumb question.

The guest has written a book about 'hot streaks', interesting subject, hot streaks definitely exist and worth exploring in a scienc-y way.

So the interview is going along when .....

George: Ben have you ever seen anybody negative about a hot streak?

Ben the Guest: (long pause) ... negative? uh how do you mean?

George: Well negative as opposed to positive. 

Ben the Guest: (long pause) Why would anybody be negative?

Caught again looking like an idiot George tried to cover with some further explanation about what he meant, that negative people probably will not have a hot streak - he meant nothing, he's an absolute imbecile. The guest was nice about it, he faked that he now understood the original question and it was an interesting one.

What do you mean by 'negative'?

Well negative as opposed to positive.



I enjoyed when guest says "well I know more about the situation at the WSJ not the Washington Post but..." when Norry didn't even read his show prep and didn't know what paper the guest wrote for....even though guest mentioned it himself earlier in the interview.

Many guests learn how to ignore Norry's inanities and non-attention. I like the ones who don't and you can hear the stunned silence after Norry re-asks the same dumb question or some crazy callers gets on. Usually those are real science guests who aren't familiar with C2C or the audience.

And Norry shuts off caller with Ted Williams story when it was getting interesting. I'm not sure if Norry just hates callers, is inept, or a combination of both.

Jamal Abanane

So..."anonymous" is nowhere to be found for the past few days on TPB ... I kinda like listening but for free to full shows...anyone know where I can d/l them or stream them?

If ya can't outright name names then just gimme clues...

=]

Hail MV / Liberace

albrecht

Quote from: Jamal Abanane on March 19, 2020, 07:09:57 PM
So..."anonymous" is nowhere to be found for the past few days on TPB ... I kinda like listening but for free to full shows...anyone know where I can d/l them or stream them?

If ya can't outright name names then just gimme clues...

=]

Hail MV / Liberace
Yeah, I've noticed. I hope "anonymous" didn't get the virus and is only out on Spring Break. Search around interwebs for z +what makes light/heat + light + blogspot. No d/l though- only streaming, unless you are creative/technical.

Jamal Abanane

Right-on, eh! (I'm Canadian!) haha...
Well thanks...I figured that out ... and ya I can learn to be creative so...THANKS A BUNCH CHUM!

=]

Stay Safe, Stay Purelled! haha

Take 'er Easy

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on March 19, 2020, 07:15:40 PM
I hope "anonymous" didn't get the virus

I don't think you've thought this through. How else is one going to develop an immune response to it?


albrecht

Quote from: Jackstar on March 19, 2020, 07:24:11 PM
I don't think you've thought this through. How else is one going to develop an immune response to it?
An expensive vaccine developed by some shady bio-chemical corporation indemnified against any liability and likely paying no taxes by using various off-shore, holding companies, and finance loopholes made into law by their K-Street operatives giving inside-information to members of Congress, of course.


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