George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

So long Art. 73s 88s. Maybe JC will call in to say goodbye.

[CronkitesGhost]

Ah it makes sense now, I passed a sasquatch on my way home tonight and he looked distraught, had his large head cradled in his large hairy hands. I assume he heard the news that Art Bell had passed away.

I don't think Art will cross over to the other side quickly so keep your eyes and ears on alert for Art's spirit roaming.

[Rix Gins]

"He would pick Friday the 13th to check out, wouldn't he?"  Good one, George.

[Dr. MD MD]

"He would pick Friday the 13th to check out, wouldn't he?"  Good one, George.

It's too freaky! Almost like someone planned it. 

It wasn't a full moon tonight though but it's almost a new moon.

[CronkitesGhost]

Jorch now has ace reporter and researcher Jimmy Church on.

'Unbelievable' say Jorch and Jimmy.  What are the odds of a 72 year old man in poor health passing away? Shocking, I hope there's a thorough investigation, something just doesn't seem right

[Dr. MD MD]

Jorch now has ace reporter and researcher Jimmy Church on.

'Unbelievable' say Jorch and Jimmy.  What are the odds of a 72 year old man in poor health passing away? Shocking, I hope there's a thorough investigation, something just doesn't seem right

Bah! You should've ended with And that's the way it is. You blew it! Your reporting has gone way downhill since dying. :

[Morgus]

Noory says he wrote this song sometime back and uses it for his Art Bell tribute...

[sydtron]

Noory says he wrote this song sometime back and uses it for his Art Bell tribute...

Its horrible.  Goddamn. I'd rather hear Gilbert Godfrey read porn.

[CronkitesGhost]

Heather and Keith haven't responded to Jorch's emails looking for more information. He is so obtuse. The reason they aren't replying to you Jorch is Art thought you were an asshole and an opportunist who ruined Art's baby, Coast2Coast.

[Sean92008]

That song that Noory "wrote" should be C&Dd (cease and desisted).  Plagiarized and SUCKS like everything else Noory touches.

[Jojo]

Noory says he wrote this song sometime back and uses it for his Art Bell tribute...

Thank God.  I was wondering.  Definitely better as a periodic tribute for fun.  Very light.

[paladin1991]

Jorch now has ace reporter and researcher Jimmy Church on.

'Unbelievable' say Jorch and Jimmy.  What are the odds of a 72 year old man in poor health passing away? Shocking, I hope there's a thorough investigation, something just doesn't seem right

[paladin1991]

Its horrible.  Goddamn. I'd rather hear do Gilbert Godfrey read in a porn.

[Dateline]

I thought that Art Bell tribute belonged to UFO Phil.

[CronkitesGhost]

lol nevermind how awful the song was but the performer was trying to do an impression of Bob Hope, it sounded like Ethel Merman or that weird guy from NYC who's been on a few times - Leo? nope, some name beginning with 'L' though, an old fashioned type name.

now that is going to drive me nuts.

[CronkitesGhost]

doh, got it. LIONEL. 

haven't heard him on Coast in a long time but I did hear him screaming on WABC a few months ago, not sure if he has a show on that station or he was filling in for somebody.

[Morgus]

Noory's show must go on, he made sure to get in his important paranormal date promos followed by seemingly endless commercials.

[Dr. MD MD]

OK, I'm finally hearing this Freedom checks thing.

[Jojo]

Did I hear Noory correctly when he told the first guest that back in the day if he made $40,000 he'd put down $43,000.  Noory said he did that because he may have had a little extra money come to him that he may not have accounted for and didn't want to make a mistake.  Huh?    He did say his accountant told him not to do that.  As did the guest.   

He did say that.

[CronkitesGhost]

heard a Critical Health News multi-level marketing scam commercial earlier -  one of the testimonials was by a man who claims he got his 8 year old daughter selling snake oil and she bought her mom a new car.  This is the quality of advertiser that Jorch attracts.

[Dr. MD MD]

Caller just complemented Noory. Barf!

[Dr. MD MD]

Be your own person was probably the WORST advice to have given Noory.

[Morgus]

Noory is bringing on past guests and weekend hosts now including Whitley Strieber, Art's pal.
Whitley says Art sounded fine yesterday.

[GravitySucks]

I wonder if Anne Strieber will tell Whitley whether Art went towards the light.

[NoMoreNoory]

Just tuned in about 20 minutes ago to hear Joorch talking about someone passing and realized it was Art. For all the nonsense of the last few years with his comebacks and hissy fits and stalkers, that's genuinely sad news. And then I'm standing with my jaw hanging open in disbelief at that awful thing that Noory is claiming to have written. What a pile of horrible, horrible crap. And once again, Noory immediately cheapens a memory and I guess we'll have a parade of sanctimonious crap for the rest of the show. I also guarantee he'll manage to make it about himself.

RIP, Art. GNS.

[Dr. MD MD]

I wonder if Anne Strieber will tell Whitley whether Art went towards the light.

You would think. She seems even more talkative in the afterlife.

[Dr. MD MD]

Open minds? Yeah, well, that's all gone now. Now there will only be controlled, government approved programing. Welcome to the new world order, fuckers!

[Morgus]

Noory's comments indicate he read Art Bell's facebook page postings.

[Dr. MD MD]

Noory's comments indicate he read Art Bell's facebook page postings.

He mentioned "punches" received from Art.

[NoMoreNoory]

Dancing Queen.....