George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ShayP]

I could ponder a pyre, but not a shrine.
No! "Umphen Lines"?
¡Aye caramba!

Adios, until some time.

LOL!  Yeah, but imagine being tasked to create a shrine.  I know.  It's tough.

[GravitySucks]

Oooo....Styx.  The best bumper of the night!

They were from Joliet, Illinois. I saw them once when I was a teen for a fifty cent cover charge.

[ShayP]

They were from Joliet, Illinois. I saw them once when I was a teen for a fifty cent cover charge.

Good show?

[GravitySucks]

Good show?

Yes. Everyone knew they were going to make it big time. If I had to guess I would say it was around 71 or 72. Couldn't have been later than 72 because I had moved down here.

[TigerLily]

I could ponder a pyre, but not a shrine.
No! "Umphen Lines"?
¡Aye caramba!

Adios, until some time.

Night. Keep the Jacuzzi hot

[ShayP]

Yes. Everyone knew they were going to make it big time

I do like them.  Get shit for it though. 

[ShayP]

Night. Keep the Jacuzzi hot

[ShayP]

I love how the hacks talk about "stem cell technology" in their shitty products.   :

[GravitySucks]

Night. Keep the Jacuzzi hot

They always fall for the jacuzzi line until you start dumping in the corn and potatoes.

[zeebo]

No! "Umphen Lines"?

Yeah wha' happened?  I was up for random calls!  Who is this random guest?  I might bail out to my ongoing Game of Thrones binge.

Edit:  Lol I thought that caller was a new guest.  Dude's got a future in radio if he wants it!

[ShayP]

Yeah wha' happened?  I was up for random calls!  Who is this random guest?  I might bail out to my ongoing Game of Thrones binge.

Noory avoids open lines anymore like the plague.  You know this!

[zeebo]

George thinks 63 is an "astronomical" number!  As in, there must be like 63 stars in the galaxy!

[ShayP]

I loved Omni.  I'm thinking of buying issues on eBay.

[zeebo]

I loved Omni.  I'm thinking of buying issues on eBay.

I have thought of that myself.  They had them as pdf's on archive.org for awhile, but they got pulled (however fyi Heavy Metal is still there.)

[GravitySucks]

George thinks 63 is an "astronomical" number!  As in, there must be like 63 stars in the galaxy!

42/2=21

42+21=63

We all know the significance of 42.

[ShayP]

I have thought of that myself.  They had them as pdf's on archive.org for awhile, but they got pulled (however fyi Heavy Metal is still there.)

Yes!  I remember seeing it on the internet archive website, then boom!  I forgot about Heavy Metal.  Not the movie though.   I used to get Omni as a kid but never kept any. 

[ShayP]

OMG!  I cannot stand Annie from Alabamee.   Seriously.  I loathe her.  Worst of all the regular callers, IMO. 

[zeebo]

Lol a Corny / Barry mash-up again!

[ShayP]

....and now Corney calls in.  :

[GravitySucks]

OMG!  I cannot stand Annie from Alabamee.   Seriously.  I loathe her.  Worst of all the regular callers, IMO. 

Oh frick. All the regulars. Jeez

[ShayP]

Lol a Corny / Barry mash-up again!

Do you think their bromance will ever consummate?

[ShayP]

Corney doesn't sound enthused by Barry's woo'ing. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Yes!  I remember seeing it on the internet archive website, then boom!  I forgot about Heavy Metal.  Not the movie though.   I used to get Omni as a kid but never kept any. 

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7766357/Omni_Magazine_(the_complete_run)

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7790414/OMNI_Magazine_1978--1995

[zeebo]

Do you think their bromance will ever consummate?

Hmm you may need to make more offerings to your Noory shrine. 

[zeebo]

Barry's hopped up on super beets!

[ShayP]

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7766357/Omni_Magazine_(the_complete_run)

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7790414/OMNI_Magazine_1978--1995

I must admit sir...that I never downloaded a torrent.  A formal poster called norland showed me the way but I did not eat the fruit.  I'm scared man! 

[ShayP]

Hmm you may need to make more offerings to your Noory shrine. 

True. 

[Dr. MD MD]

I must admit sir...that I never downloaded a torrent.  A formal poster called norland showed me the way but I did not eat the fruit.  I'm scared man! 

Whatever. They're there if you want to read them again. 

[ShayP]

Whatever. They're there if you want to read them again. 

Pardon my rudeness. I should've thanked you first. 

That being said, sincerely, thank you. 

[zeebo]

We've had Thomas, Annie, Barry, and Cornelius just in the first segment.  That only leaves Jeff in Culver City, Jan in Brooklyn, and Bill from West Hartford.