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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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PaulAtreides

Quote from: albrecht on October 09, 2016, 01:12:54 PM
Norry wouldn't go five hours with RCH for some Venus, or was it Mars, event but keeps promoting his 5 hour election night special show. I can't wait for that mess. "Of course" he doesn't do politics.
-GNS

So after Hillary is declared the winner, callers can tell George to go fuck himself.

Quote from: ShayP on October 09, 2016, 09:45:18 AM
I think that would be a pretty good show.  Add public phones and cell phones to the list too...

Yes, germs and filth are everywhere.  Light switches, doors, handles, inside cars, at people's desks.  Shaking hands, pumped into the air we breath by every building's A/C system, all that incidental contact with strangers outside...  Don't even get started with restaurants, cafes, coffee shops, ice cream places.

It comes in with the mail everyday, on the products we buy, it's inescapable really...

ItsOver

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 09, 2016, 10:35:29 PM

....It comes in with the mail everyday, on the products we buy, it's inescapable really...

Supplements, paranormaldate.com, Beeyond Beeleef, P90X, late night recipes, books, speshial appearances...it IS everywhere.  Jorch truly is inescapable.




Quote from: ItsOver on October 10, 2016, 09:27:11 AM
Supplements, paranormaldate.com, Beeyond Beeleef, PX90, late night recipes, books...it IS everywhere.  Jorch truly is inescapable.



He has zero muscle tone and is flabby. Beachbody must have really low standards for their spokespeople.

PaulAtreides

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 10, 2016, 09:30:02 AM
He has zero muscle tone and is flabby. Beachbody must have really low standards for their spokespeople.

And a farmer tan.

It also looks photoshopped to narrow out the lower part of the body. Probably to remove his pizza roll gut. Look at his hands, especially his right hand (left side of pic); looks like they've been cut and then pasted back into the less flab waist and hip area. The finger edges are just too sharp and unnatural.

-Edit-
Nope. Correction: I opened up the photo and looked at the larger image. Hands not cut but there's a strange black box. Probably added a black rectangle in the gut area to hide his gut and any other unwanted flab. Still looks narrowed though.

Nebraska888

Quote from: ItsOver on October 10, 2016, 09:27:11 AM
Supplements, paranormaldate.com, Beeyond Beeleef, P90X, late night recipes, books, speshial appearances...it IS everywhere.  Jorch truly is inescapable.



The man is shameless.  Pathetic.

Dateline

Show us what a man you are and not a hater.  Come and visit with us!

136 or 142

With the guest on last night discussing algorithms, Noory asked three apocalyptic questions, but I can only remember the first two
1.When the economy collapses, which we know will happen, how will these algorithms respond?

2.If the internet crashes, what will happen to all the things that rely on these algorithms?

The third question was along similar lines.

I think they're decent enough questions, but what a dark world view George Noory must have.  He asks maybe 20 questions in the two hour interviews, so approximately 15% were apocalyptic questions.

michio

This "contest" posted on infowars, a swirling cesspool of the Internet.  sNoory, why do you continue to prop up this repulsive turd as you call him a patriot? I thought you were someone who valued morals and decency, or at least said you do. All talk and no substance is what you are.

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a) $1k for visual: Wear Infowars “Bill Clinton Rape” shirt on television for at least 5 seconds
b) $5k for visual/audio: Anyone who can be vocally heard saying “Bill Clinton is a rapist” while wearing the shirt or displaying similar imagery.

Quote from: michio on October 11, 2016, 09:38:26 PM
This "contest" posted on infowars, a swirling cesspool of the Internet.  sNoory, why do you continue to prop up this repulsive turd as you call him a patriot? I thought you were someone who valued morals and decency, or at least said you do. All talk and no substance is what you are.

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a) $1k for visual: Wear Infowars “Bill Clinton Rape” shirt on television for at least 5 seconds
b) $5k for visual/audio: Anyone who can be vocally heard saying “Bill Clinton is a rapist” while wearing the shirt or displaying similar imagery.

So all those women are lying, and have been for over 20 years?

I thought the Libs insist women never lie about such things?  In fact didn't Clinton settle out of court with Paula Jones, and lose his law license for perjuring himself at that trial?  Oh sorry, not perjury, it was ''contempt of court for misleading testimony'', not that it matters as long as the perp is on the same political side as our ''journalists'' in Big Media.


Or do you agree they're telling the truth, but object to it being told in an attempt by them to derail his enabler?


Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 11, 2016, 07:30:45 PM
With the guest on last night discussing algorithms, Noory asked three apocalyptic questions, but I can only remember the first two
1.When the economy collapses, which we know will happen, how will these algorithms respond?

2.If the internet crashes, what will happen to all the things that rely on these algorithms?

The third question was along similar lines...

I'm very concerned about a collapse like that. 

What about the power grid.  Heat, refrigeration, power.  Think of the germs, bacteria, and viruses that are contained by our ability to keep things clean that would be unleashed.  They've be everywhere, even more so than now.

michio

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 11, 2016, 09:54:38 PM
So all those women are lying, and have been for over 20 years?

I thought the Libs insist women never lie about such things?  In fact didn't Clinton settle out of court with Paula Jones, and lose his law license for perjuring himself at that trial?  Oh sorry, not perjury, it was ''contempt of court for misleading testimony'', not that it matters as long as the perp is on the same political side as our ''journalists'' in Big Media.


Or do you agree they're telling the truth, but object to it being told in an attempt by them to derail his enabler?

How could I know who's lying and who's telling the truth. I'm not a fly on the wall or on Hillary's face. I know no more of them than I did of Art's stalker situation. Some people are certain they have all of the answers about someone's life and their motives for doing things, answers they couldn't possibly know. You know?

Maybe she's his "enabler" or maybe she was a wife who reacted to a stressful situation of marital infidelity in ways that she's since regretted.  Make of it what you will. Be Hillary's judge, jury and executioner, Trump has. I get tired of everyone blaming her for everything her husband has done because he used the little head to make some stupid decisions.  If you want to bash Hillary for Benghazi and missing emails, it's understandable, as long as you'd got the evidence to back up the accusations.  But Bill isn't running for president this time. A few people didn't get the memo.

It's no skin off of my nose if you disagree with me, PB. Feel free to buy Alex's lovely t-shirt and feed an asshole like deplorable Jones. It's fast and easy money, but time is limited. Don't miss the opportunity.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/11/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-bill-clinton-accusers/

136 or 142

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 11, 2016, 09:59:11 PM
I'm very concerned about a collapse like that. 

What about the power grid.  Heat, refrigeration, power.  Think of the germs, bacteria, and viruses that are contained by our ability to keep things clean that would be unleashed.  They've be everywhere, even more so than now.

You should kill yourself now so that you no longer have to worry about that happening.

136 or 142

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 11, 2016, 09:54:38 PM
So all those women are lying, and have been for over 20 years?

I thought the Libs insist women never lie about such things?  In fact didn't Clinton settle out of court with Paula Jones, and lose his law license for perjuring himself at that trial?  Oh sorry, not perjury, it was ''contempt of court for misleading testimony'', not that it matters as long as the perp is on the same political side as our ''journalists'' in Big Media.


Or do you agree they're telling the truth, but object to it being told in an attempt by them to derail his enabler?

Right, and this is why you're going to vote for a person who admitted to committing serial sexual assaults.  Of course, we already know you don't give a rat's ass about any of Bill Clinton's alleged victims other than to use them for crass political purposes.

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 12, 2016, 05:24:12 AM
You should kill yourself now so that you no longer have to worry about that happening.

Advice from the nuthouse?

I see why they keep you in a strait-jacket

Quote from: michio on October 12, 2016, 02:43:05 AM
How could I know who's lying and who's telling the truth. I'm not a fly on the wall or on Hillary's face. I know no more of them than I did of Art's stalker situation. Some people are certain they have all of the answers about someone's life and their motives for doing things, answers they couldn't possibly know. You know?

Maybe she's his "enabler" or maybe she was a wife who reacted to a stressful situation of marital infidelity in ways that she's since regretted.  Make of it what you will. Be Hillary's judge, jury and executioner, Trump has. I get tired of everyone blaming her for everything her husband has done because he used the little head to make some stupid decisions.  If you want to bash Hillary for Benghazi and missing emails, it's understandable, as long as you'd got the evidence to back up the accusations.  But Bill isn't running for president this time. A few people didn't get the memo.

It's no skin off of my nose if you disagree with me, PB. Feel free to buy Alex's lovely t-shirt and feed an asshole like deplorable Jones. It's fast and easy money, but time is limited. Don't miss the opportunity.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/11/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-bill-clinton-accusers/

Yes, the Democrat Party that supports the most recent fascist street 'protester' movement - the ones out advocating the murder of random police officers, among other equally savory things - is so much more appealing. 

People like Black Lives Mater, Occupy - who burn down our cities, loot our businesses, take over our parks, block roads and bridges, attack police - they are *Fine Americans* simply exercising their free speech and right to demonstrate. But only the Hard Left is allowed this - the Tea Party before, or those currently pointing out who the Clintons are - they must be condemned.  They exercise free speech wrong.

Do I have that all about right?


136 or 142

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 12, 2016, 07:47:30 AM
Advice from the nuthouse?

I see why they keep you in a strait-jacket

Man*boy, you're projecting.  Trumptard.

I can only guess when you look at yourself in the mirror in your strait*jacket, you 'think' you see me.  Most higher order primates know when they look in a mirror they see a reflection of themselves, but it doesn't surprise me you don't know that.

136 or 142

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 12, 2016, 07:48:50 AM
Yes, the Democrat Party that supports the most recent fascist street 'protester' movement - the ones out advocating the murder of random police officers, among other equally savory things - is so much more appealing. 

People like Black Lives Mater, Occupy - who burn down our cities, loot our businesses, take over our parks, block roads and bridges, attack police - they are *Fine Americans* simply exercising their free speech and right to demonstrate. But only the Hard Left is allowed this - the Tea Party before, or those currently pointing out who the Clintons are - they must be condemned.  They exercise free speech wrong.

Do I have that all about right?

When the people who take care of you in the home for the mentally hopeless see this post of yours, they're going to be very depressed:  "All our work for all these years and he's still as mentally hopeless as the day he first darkened our door."

Kidnostad3

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 12, 2016, 01:57:06 PM
When the people who take care of you in the home for the mentally hopeless see this post of yours, they're going to be very depressed:  "All our work for all these years and he's still as mentally hopeless as the day he first darkened our door."


Your snarky quips have no force or effect because you are obviously one who can rationalize supporting the candidacy of the enabler and defender of a serial rapist who enjoys sticking cigars into the vagina of a 22 year old intern..  (I recall at the time that Bill's defenders excused his debasing of the office of the Presidency in such and aggregious fashion by saying that "it was just sex" which made me wonder about their own particular sexual proclivities.) But that's just part of the story. You also must think it's okay for a candidate to have lied habitually to the American people, sought to destroy her political enemies using the foulest of  tactics imaginable, and sold access and political favors while in office.  These are no longer just accusations that can be attributed to political bias.   They have been proven to be true to the satisfaction of any reasonable person.  Moreover, we continue to get further confirmation of her dishonesty and malignant narcisism with every Wikileek release.  There are many things that good people can disagree on but in my mind no good person could continue to support Hillary in the face of known facts.  Therefore, my conclusion must be that you are a morally bereft dumb ass who listening to would be a waste of time.  Maybe you should just crawl back to your spot under the porch.





Kidnostad3

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on October 12, 2016, 03:34:15 PM

Your snarky quips have no force or effect because you are obviously one who can rationalize supporting the candidacy of the enabler and defender of a serial rapist who enjoys sticking cigars into the vagina of a 22 year old intern..  (I recall at the time that Bill's defenders excused his debasing of the office of the Presidency in such and aggregious fashion by saying that "it was just sex" which made me wonder about their own particular sexual proclivities.) But that's just part of the story. You also must think it's okay for a candidate to have lied habitually to the American people, sought to destroy her political enemies using the foulest of  tactics imaginable, and sold access and political favors while in office.  These are no longer just accusations that can be attributed to political bias.   They have been proven to be true to the satisfaction of any reasonable person.  Moreover, we continue to get further confirmation of her dishonesty and malignant narcisism with every Wikileek release.  There are many things that good people can disagree on but in my mind no good person could continue to support Hillary in the face of known facts.  Therefore, my conclusion must be that you are a morally bereft dumb ass who listening to would be a waste of time.  Maybe you should just crawl back to your spot under the porch.

136 or 142

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on October 12, 2016, 03:34:15 PM

Your snarky quips have no force or effect because you are obviously one who can rationalize supporting the candidacy of the enabler and defender of a serial rapist who enjoys sticking cigars into the vagina of a 22 year old intern..  (I recall at the time that Bill's defenders excused his debasing of the office of the Presidency in such and aggregious fashion by saying that "it was just sex" which made me wonder about their own particular sexual proclivities.) But that's just part of the story. You also must think it's okay for a candidate to have lied habitually to the American people, sought to destroy her political enemies using the foulest of  tactics imaginable, and sold access and political favors while in office.  These are no longer just accusations that can be attributed to political bias.   They have been proven to be true to the satisfaction of any reasonable person.  Moreover, we continue to get further confirmation of her dishonesty and malignant narcisism with every Wikileek release.  There are many things that good people can disagree on but in my mind no good person could continue to support Hillary in the face of known facts.  Therefore, my conclusion must be that you are a morally bereft dumb ass who listening to would be a waste of time.  Maybe you should just crawl back to your spot under the porch.

Mostly all lies, half truths or unproven allegations.

Zetaspeak

I can't believe it, Noory show seems to be timely tonight considering the current news story.

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: Zetaspeak on October 12, 2016, 05:51:44 PM
I can't believe it, Noory show seems to be timely tonight considering the current news story.
I'll bet he finds a way to turn it into an anti-Hillary diatribe. I've noticed the way he snickers whenever a guest or caller says something negative about her. Then he piously proclaims he's not endorsing either candidate.

Even the "highlight reel" or whatever he calls it took a jab at Hillary, in the story about UFOs being mentioned in John Podesta's hacked emails: "In fact, the leaked messages should actually be a bit disconcerting to UFO disclosure activists in the sense that sensitive names may spill out into the public and potentially scare off any future whistleblowers afraid of being exposed."

That seems to be a bit of editorializing on the part of whoever writes this stuff, because the original source story doesn't say anything about disclosure activists needing to be disconcerted. It does note, however, that "Clinton has vowed to 'get to the bottom' of any mystery that still surrounds the UFO phenomenon."

Quote from: 21st Century Man on October 04, 2016, 11:29:43 PM
ATTENTION: Steve Quayle  is going off the rails again on Coast now.

Just noticed this.   Going back to listen now.   Noory|Quayle shows are usually pretty epic.
George usually just checks out and the Q-man has an uninhibited  path to Super Cruise
stream of consciousness insanity.

You can't stop Quayle.  You can only try and contain him and Noory doesn't even try. 
It's usually pretty awesome...................




Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 12, 2016, 03:36:46 PM
Mostly all lies, half truths or unproven allegations.

Ok let's calm down so we can get you dressed for dinner.  You've had another big day today.



The nurse told me to tell you this is absolutely completely germ free




136 or 142

Quote from: Zetaspeak on October 12, 2016, 05:51:44 PM
I can't believe it, Noory show seems to be timely tonight considering the current news story.

It's great listening to this guest debunk all of Noory's idiotic beliefs.  I wonder if Tommy scheduled him to appear on the program to get revenge on Noory for something.

136 or 142

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 12, 2016, 07:56:27 PM
Ok let's calm down so we can get you dressed for dinner.  You've had another big day today.



So that's what you look like in the home for the mentally hopeless. 

Most humans know that a photograph taken of themselves isn't a photograph of somebody else, but you still haven't reached that stage.  I'm sure the staff there have done some good things for you, but that unfortunately they have clearly made very little progress.

It's nice to see that they protected your privacy by having your face pixilated out.

JesusJuice

"I'll always remember that scene in Indiana Jones where Sean Connery says to Michael Douglas..."

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