George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan Cena]

No mention of the praying mantis aliens, Linda? We need to know if a mantis alien female will rip your head off if you make out with her.

[GravitySucks]

Have to say the Moon has a lot of spectacular coincidences leading to Earths sweet spot

It amazes me when there is a solar eclipse and the moon is just the perfect size and in the perfect orbit to just block the diameter of the sun.

[TigerLily]

It amazes me when there is a solar eclipse and the moon is just the perfect size and in the perfect orbit to just block the diameter of the sun.

Yes. And just right for tides and the earth tilt. Or are you just humoring the crazy girl 

[GravitySucks]

Yes. And just right for tides and the earth tilt. Or are you just humoring the crazy girl 

I would never admit to mental manipulation. No, it is awesome. And the fact that it's rotation exactly matches its orbit period so that the same side is always facing us is something that would be extremely hard to engineer.

[TigerLily]

I would never admit to mental manipulation. No, it is awesome. And the fact that it's rotation exactly matches its orbit period so that the same side is always facing us is something that would be extremely hard to engineer.

Unless you're a Reptilian engineer

[GravitySucks]

So did Noory screw up at the last break when he said LMH would be coming back for the last hour?  Wasn't there an hour and a half left?

[GravitySucks]

Unless you're a Reptilian engineer

Sounds cold-blooded.

[zeebo]

So did Noory screw up at the last break when he said LMH would be coming back for the last hour?  Wasn't there an hour and a half left?

Yeah I almost mentioned that.  Time gets all fuzzy for him when he's with Linda.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Mutilated snakes.
Shaved pussies in the UK. About time I say.

[TigerLily]

Yeah I almost mentioned that.  Time gets all fuzzy for him when he's with Linda.

[GravitySucks]

LOL

[zeebo]

Just quoting this so we can enjoy it for another page.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Noory's IQ is 82.

[UFQuack]

Thanks Zeebo

It's those blond blue eyed Noordic types you gotta watch out for!

[TigerLily]

I think this was one of my favorite LMH shows. Excellent Linda.

And Lest We Forget ... GNS. Still

[zeebo]

It's those blond blue eyed Noordic types you gotta watch out for!

LOL .. yeah from the land of Suckdanavia.

[zeebo]

I think this was one of my favorite LMH shows. Excellent Linda.

Yeah this was high-octane, full-strength LMH tonite.  Good stuff!

[ItsOver]

Yeah this was high-octane, full-strength LMH tonite.  Good stuff!

I made it to the half-way point before Linda's sweet, non-stop delivery of Nazis and aliens delivered me to la-la-land.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Listening in on the way to work. Jorch sure turned up the schmaltzy tunes for the lovely Linda. "Venus" was an especially nice touch, considering Tom's story. So far, good show, minimal Jorch.

[Mizak]

A one hour consultation by telephone can be scheduled to answer your questions. The fee for this is $130 prepaid.
Please call my office at 818-713-8190 to schedule a consultation. Under no circumstances will hypnosis be done on the telephone.
All sales are final.

Yes I would blindly give 130 bucks with no refunds to this idiot!!!

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[PaulAtreides]

No mention of the praying mantis aliens, Linda? We need to know if a mantis alien female will rip your head off if you make out with her.

No, you have to screw her brains out.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I made it to the half-way point before Linda's sweet, non-stop delivery of Nazis and aliens delivered me to la-la-land.

I don't know about you, but the combination of Nazis and upright walking alligators made me sit up and take notice. You don't get that combination often.

[UnscreenedCaller]

A one hour consultation by telephone can be scheduled to answer your questions. The fee for this is $130 prepaid.
Please call my office at 818-713-8190 to schedule a consultation. Under no circumstances will hypnosis be done on the telephone.
All sales are final.

Yes I would blindly give 130 bucks with no refunds to this idiot!!!

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Who is this person with the chest hair and retro 80's sweatband? Even those Gene Wilder eyes aren't enough to fork over bucks for a phone "consultation".  :

[ItsOver]

I don't know about you, but the combination of Nazis and upright walking alligators made me sit up and take notice. You don't get that combination often.

"Achtung!"



The Nazi, reptilian, and other assorted alien stuff was so "unbeeleefable, " even for LMH, "The Queen of High Strangeness." )

[ShayP]

Thanks Zeebo

It's those blond blue eyed Noordic types you gotta watch out for!

Well.  That's going to sick with me for a while.

[Dateline]

Thanks Zeebo

It's those blond blue eyed Noordic types you gotta watch out for!

He has went for the California Beach look.  The bad bleach job and the blue contacts create an aura of eye agony.

[zeebo]

I don't know about you, but the combination of Nazis and upright walking alligators made me sit up and take notice. You don't get that combination often.

My fave part was the reptilians flipping us off from the moon.  Oh Linda really does bring the goods.

[3OctaveFart]

The sexual tension between George and Linda is overwhelming on those shows.

[UnscreenedCaller]

My fave part was the reptilians flipping us off from the moon.  Oh Linda really does bring the goods.

You don't want to get mixed up with reptilians, they've all got alligator arms so when you go to a bar with them and run a tab, when it's time to pay up, they can't reach their pockets.

Or, in other words: "I'll have a glass of your finest wine and tap water for my good friends here."

[zeebo]

The sexual tension between George and Linda is overwhelming on those shows.

George must've been feeling coy last nite as he held off playing "Dream Lover".