George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pyewacket]

It's simply astonishing how bad he is.  Nearly anyone pulled off the street could do better with a small amount of coaching.

The only thing keeping him from uttering bald-faced nonsense is his moustache. 

[CornyCrow]

I heard all that too. OMG what a clusterfuk of a show. The first guy was a shill for the "Nope, it was just Oswald acting alone. Lone nut. Yessiree Bob. Uh Huh. Evidence to the contrary? Well, I haven't really looked at it, but it's all garbage"...

Man you're so right about the next two. Incoherent glue-sniffin' wad-gobblers. I couldn't believe it. Yes I could. Click.

I agree, but I think it's a good thing to keep this issue in the public mind.  There are so many younger people who have not read all the books and are confused on the subject.  This was a turning point for many in not trusting the American government.  It was a huge philosophical break and things were never quite the same afterwards. 

[albrecht]

I agree, but I think it's a good thing to keep this issue in the public mind.  There are so many younger people who have not read all the books and are confused on the subject.  This was a turning point for many in not trusting the American government.  It was a huge philosophical break and things were never quite the same afterwards.

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/11/23/report-more-than-1-in-4-americans-believe-government-is-the-enemy/
And think about this: these people actually answered the question. How many others weren't even asked or, if asked, refused to answer or lied due to mistrust in government?

[Chine]

my gf's son totally thought I had a picture of a turkey with "hitler's head" on it... lol.

Haha. I just noticed it as I decided to see what's going on in this thread. I haven't listened to C2C in years. It's been so long since I've read posts on this thread.

[Morgus]

Noory has Michael Horn the Billy Meier spokesman as his second half guest tonight...
An early "turkey" day? 

[CornyCrow]

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/11/23/report-more-than-1-in-4-americans-believe-government-is-the-enemy/
And think about this: these people actually answered the question. How many others weren't even asked or, if asked, refused to answer or lied due to mistrust in government?

I am sure that there is disagreement over why the government is distrusted, but maybe this is a positive thing.  Remember that call that Art had from Switzerland, the guy who said there were rumours that this mess with the refugees and terrorists was precipitated to somehow break down national barriers in Europe and have one united European government?  That was interesting. There used to be a lot of protest about the US getting involved in wars that we need not be a part of. 

[albrecht]

I am sure that there is disagreement over why the government is distrusted, but maybe this is a positive thing.  Remember that call that Art had from Switzerland, the guy who said there were rumours that this mess with the refugees and terrorists was precipitated to somehow break down national barriers in Europe and have one united European government?  That was interesting. There used to be a lot of protest about the US getting involved in wars that we need not be a part of.

Oh I agree. I think it is great that people question government(s) and any large entities (corporations, Foundations, charities, churches, banks, etc.) with lots of power. I also think the "refugee" situation is a planned thing; not necessarily caused by (the wars/destabilization was for to create it but certainly was taken advantage of by certain people/groups and politicians to "fundamentally change" Europe. But this should all be politics forum, so I apologize and say.... GNS and Schrader sunk to Norry level with his JFK special. Ugh. He didn't do show prep and the guests were bad.

[ItsOver]

Noory has Michael Horn the Billy Meier spokesman as his second half guest tonight...
An early "turkey" day? 

Sure sounds like it.  A turkey BSing another turkey.  Funny, since last night's GabCast had a Michael Horn poser call in.  Pretty hilarious, especially with the caller demanding a showdown with MV in the Castro District. )

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory just takes off Friday this week so he can host live on Thanksgiving night as part of his pledge to always host on holidays? 

And what does he offer for Holiday fare? One of his excruciating exercises in narcissism: a Secret Door show in which regular guests disguise their voice and Dick attempts to guess who they are. Who in the actual fuck do they imagine wants to round off Thanksgiving with that pointless crap?
Just when you thought the bottom of the barrel couldn't get scraped any harder, here comes Noory to grind another layer of shavings off it.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Who in the actual fuck do they imagine wants to round off Thanksgiving with that pointless crap?

Who wouldn't?

... Just when you thought the bottom of the barrel couldn't get scraped any harder, here comes Noory to grind another layer of shavings off it.

Well, that's true too.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Anyone else tuning in for Michael Horn after the spoon bender?  Anything can happen when an irrepressible farce encounters an oblivious object.

[zeebo]

Anyone else tuning in for Michael Horn after the spoon bender?  Anything can happen when an irrepressible farce encounters an oblivious object.

RGG, no takers?  Ah I remember the glory days when we'd have literally a page or two of posts on this thread.  Hope you enjoyed whatever it was you heard though in any case.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

RGG, no takers?  Ah I remember the glory days when we'd have literally a page or two of posts on this thread.  Hope you enjoyed whatever it was you heard though in any case.

Yeah, it's surprising because it's been complete off the rails loony tunes tonight!  Too much to detail now, but there was a classic George moment when he asked, "Does Billy Meier have any children?  Are they still with us?"   

Later!

[CornyCrow]

And what does he offer for Holiday fare? One of his excruciating exercises in narcissism: a Secret Door show in which regular guests disguise their voice and Dick attempts to guess who they are. Who in the actual fuck do they imagine wants to round off Thanksgiving with that pointless crap?
Just when you thought the bottom of the barrel couldn't get scraped any harder, here comes Noory to grind another layer of shavings off it.

Yes, yes, yes.  The very definition of boring.  I'm surprised that he's still doing that.  They'd almost be better off with infomercials. 

[wr250]

And what does he offer for Holiday fare? One of his excruciating exercises in narcissism: a Secret Door show in which regular guests disguise their voice and Dick attempts to guess who they are. Who in the actual fuck do they imagine wants to round off Thanksgiving with that pointless crap?
Just when you thought the bottom of the barrel couldn't get scraped any harder, here comes Noory to grind another layer of shavings off it.

oh good. a seecrut door shew .
good thing i wont be lissenin.

[Izintit?]

And what does he offer for Holiday fare? One of his excruciating exercises in narcissism: a Secret Door show in which regular guests disguise their voice and Dick attempts to guess who they are. Who in the actual fuck do they imagine wants to round off Thanksgiving with that pointless crap?
Just when you thought the bottom of the barrel couldn't get scraped any harder, here comes Noory to grind another layer of shavings off it.

Noory is the new Herb Jepko. If you`re old enough you might remember Jepko and his geriatric  "Nightcaps"  discussing the weather and their various medical problems, often with five second pauses between sentences. Not exactly riveting radio but it wasn`t supposed to be- just mainly regular callers from around the country checking in until they were tired enough to go to sleep. That`s essentially what Noory has made Coast with his regular boring -as -hell guests and his regular callers or "Nutcaps". He never really cared about paranormal subjects but only about being syndicated and moderately "famous". GNS

[ItsOver]

And what does he offer for Holiday fare? One of his excruciating exercises in narcissism: a Secret Door show in which regular guests disguise their voice and Dick attempts to guess who they are. Who in the actual fuck do they imagine wants to round off Thanksgiving with that pointless crap?
Just when you thought the bottom of the barrel couldn't get scraped any harder, here comes Noory to grind another layer of shavings off it.

Heh, the Night Turkey for T-Day.  Sorry, I've had enough turkey by then.

[Robert]

Noory is the new Herb Jepko. If you`re old enough you might remember Jepko and his geriatric  "Nightcaps"  discussing the weather and their various medical problems, often with five second pauses between sentences. Not exactly riveting radio but it wasn`t supposed to be- just mainly regular callers from around the country checking in until they were tired enough to go to sleep.

Yes, I've brought up that show as what late night radio talk used to be.  It was on a few 50 kW clear-channel stations, not a large network but great coverage, consisted mainly of small talk such as you describe, & had an audience of mostly long haul truckers.  Its aim was to be inoffensive.

But Noory doesn't succeed at being inoffensive, so he's not turning C2C into Nightcap.  He's not much of a sympathetic ear to phoners-in as that program's hosts were, and most of the time he has guests.

[albrecht]

Yes, I've brought up that show as what late night radio talk used to be.  It was on a few 50 kW clear-channel stations, not a large network but great coverage, consisted mainly of small talk such as you describe, & had an audience of mostly long haul truckers.  Its aim was to be inoffensive.

But Noory doesn't succeed at being inoffensive, so he's not turning C2C into Nightcap.  He's not much of a sympathetic ear to phoners-in as that program's hosts were, and most of the time he has guests.

He had a following. Norry makes those swap-meet/for-sale/community-calendar shows one can catch on AM in rural areas sound riveting. Gardening shows blow Norry out of the water.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Anything can happen when an irrepressible farce encounters an oblivious object.

This site is the best.

[NoMoreNoory]

'In Wisconsin, there have been many reports of a man dressed up in a clown.....'

[NoMoreNoory]

'[Blue Origin] have dropped a huge and unexpected gauntlet....'

[akwilly]

'In Wisconsin, there have been many reports of a man dressed up in a clown.....'

Well I guess I will give it a listen tonight.

[sumthinz going on]

Tonight Cornelius from Louisiana thanked George for "letting him back on" in a contrite sounding manner, what drama did I miss out on?

[ItsOver]

'In Wisconsin, there have been many reports of a man dressed up in a clown.....'

"...and in the rest of the country, there have been many reports of a man who broadcasts like a clown."

[expat]

Tonight Cornelius from Louisiana thanked George for "letting him back on" in a contrite sounding manner, what drama did I miss out on?

He was on about 20min earlier and got totally tongue-tied. George said "get your thoughts in order and we'll get back to you."

[ItsOver]

He was on about 20min earlier and got totally tongue-tied. George said "get your thoughts in order and we'll get back to you."

Ha!  That's funny, coming from Jorch.  When has Jorch had his thoughts in order?

[ziznak]

Ha!  That's funny, coming from Jorch.  When has Jorch had his thoughts in order?

when has he ever tried to come back to a caller?  he's known for just dropping them faster than a hot pizza roll?? I'm pretty sure dude got back on due to the call screeners not the kindness of jorches heart.

[ItsOver]

when has he ever tried to come back to a caller?  he's known for just dropping them faster than a hot pizza roll?? I'm pretty sure dude got back on due to the call screeners not the kindness of jorches heart.

I think you're right.  It was probably a choice between that caller and Annie from Bammie.

[PB the Deplorable]

One of George's go-to paid callers, away from his notes when Tommy put him on?