George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

Geez, I just turned the show on.  This guest is stuttering like crazy.  Mel Tillis's English cousin?  Maybe he should try singing his answers.

jroch is getting fed up

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM7LR46zrQU

[pate]

Long thyme "composing" the 2x5's?

edit: I meant "composting"

[21st Century Man]

Pate, man, you're drunk again?  You're going to need a new liver soon if you keep it up.

[pate]

Dave really needs that "Law & Order" soundbyte to clear his mynd...

[zeebo]

Dave really needs that "Law & Order" soundbyte to clear his mynd...

Haha, why does this make perfect sense?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Caller:  "George, there's an F5 tornado headed straight for  your studio.  Get out immedi..."

George:  "Geez your phone is noisy.  <click> I'm sorry but as we like to say in radio, a noisy phone is a noi-no."

[21st Century Man]

Larry King doing ad promos on Coast of Squatty Pottys?  Just when I think it couldn't get worse....

[pate]

Pate, man, you're drunk again?  You're going to need a new liver soon if you keep it up.

Channelin g G agay'un...

Heh, I jorsh mite need a neu brane...

GNS

[pate]

guest sez: PANCAKE!

[pate]

Challenge, Jorch: Say NAXI on the air!

[pate]

Jorch can't say NAXI on the air, he is hurd on all werlds...

GNS

[pate]

Guest drives it into the ditch....

Grate Shoe!

[pate]

When igNoorion did play-by-play on Lawn Darts, noonies lishund

[pate]

How rude to caller as a STL native I'd expect Jourch to enunciate a "Go Blues" instead of "Go Wings," without mentioning the Red vs. Blue mentality...

GNS

ediot: new clee arrr!

[pate]

Jorch is smoking from a hookah,

I heard believe I heard the evidence!!!

GNS

[pate]

Fur yew, Jorch:

peepul R lishunin'~heh!

DNS

[Nick el Ass]

When the guest says great question he is probably really thinking George is a moron. I'm late to the suck party.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George:  "How do solar cells work?"
Guest:  "To answer that, let me explain about photoelectrics.  The is the basis of the solar ce..."
George:  "Can CERN create black holes?
Guest:  "...ll.  Well it's very interesting.  You see, there are cosmic rays in the upper atmos...
George:  "Will solar replace nuclear"
Guest:  "...phere.  Oh that's a very good question.  Solar is a very good energy source but we still nee...
George:  "Did you know that I know Billy Gibbons?"

Okay, it didn't quite go that way.  Billy Gibbons didn't came up (yet).

[Nick el Ass]

Solar power and Squatches are a great combo.

[zeebo]

Guest:  "... there are cosmic rays in the upper atmos...
George:  "Will solar replace nuclear"
Guest:  "...phere. "

There's something about the rhythm of this that makes it a classic.

[UFQuack]

Lady in Red bumper music?

Is Linda on tonight?

[Nick el Ass]

George's new commercial: "You know, after a night of boozing it up with Tommy at the bars in St. Louis... and posting on BellGab we always call Uber for a ride to the hotel for a little late night sexy time. They are great."

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipf_IlzEJDU

[Nick el Ass]

Lady in Red bumper music?

Is Linda on tonight?

Sassysquatch.

[pate]

I am so down

[pate]

he sed "butt", euh heh

[pate]

Dave axes: " ... who ever smelt it, delt it ... "

Heh

[pate]

Jorch:  " ... some intelligence behind it ... "

heh

[pate]

... what wuz yer sNoorie? ...