George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Bart Ell]

LOL. LOL.

The double LOL is when you know they extra upset and need to mask it.
It's like they are trying to make what they type extra funny and letting you know you should really laugh at it.

[Bart Ell]

I won't feed trolls.

When do fat people ever feed others? Too busy inhaling it all themselves.
Ignore is great! I get to express myself freely without hurting those XXXL feelings!

[malliard]

How did I miss this? Holy shit.

i know holy shit how did i miss this... almost broke my laptop laughing so hard....

[narcissist noory]

~~WELCOME TO TROLL CENTRAL~~

                 \\TROLL-OFTEN//

[Heather Wade]

I propose we pick a random night to phone bomb the Nooron.  Plan it via pm's.  Get in "Dark Matter Network rules the night". 
Premrat can't shut the phones down every show. 

For Art.

[Bart Ell]

Dark Matter Radio Network does not rule the night and will not rule the night unless Art is on. DMRN wet farts the night... at best.

[laserjock]

So over the months I was shared access, from time to time, to a C2CAM stream, but that is ending because it so sucks we all agreed to cancel. I haven't listened to coast except once over the last, gee, almost a month now?  I only listened to the first hour with JC and realized very quickly that they weren't gonna let calls go through.  The show sucks, and now they are claiming of a new direction?  Ok, WHAT EXACTLY?  I honestly cannot think of anything that Noory or Church or Garr could do well, honestly, a lot of members here could do a better show than those three.  Even my nappy time is too valuable for me to waste it on these fools.  A new direction isn't going to save a show done by people with brains the size of river leeches.

[zeebo]

I propose we pick a random night to phone bomb the Nooron.  Plan it via pm's.  Get in "Dark Matter Network rules the night". ...

R .. Hearing you say this live would be right up there with a bateman cat-lady call.   

[b_dubb]

I propose we pick a random night to phone bomb the Nooron.  Plan it via pm's.  Get in "Dark Matter Network rules the night". 
Premrat can't shut the phones down every show. 

For Art.

[DanTSX]

I propose we pick a random night to phone bomb the Nooron.  Plan it via pm's.  Get in "Dark Matter Network rules the night". 
Premrat can't shut the phones down every show. 

For Art.

This.

We should all demand George shave his mountain for ALS research.

The George Noory Moustache Challenge!

[DanTSX]

GN: "The comet lander bounced back about 1000 kilometers"

No, George, ONE kilometer.

#mathishard

[m]

Yes, I think I do slow down to stare.

In fact, I believe that once I even stopped, got out of my car and crunched around on the broken glass.

So if 4 hours of Noory equals staring, then you're damned right I'm staring.



"This is my zoo. I visit to stare at the animals inside doing kooky animal things."

Shoot.  And here I was hoping you drove a truck for Barnum & Bailey.  Now THAT would make you interesting.


"George may be your sub zoo, some sort of ant hill existing in you cage."


Your scale is off.  George is my personal Bigfoot, doing his little grunts every night and running away from clowns.



"I find the bigger, dumber animals more entertaining... not in a horrible car crash way but in the touching the fire over and over way."


But that doesn't jibe with posting a video of a little kid whacking his back horribly trying to do a backwards dive at the pool.

It's possible you may have burned out something a little more valuable than your fingers.

rtflmao  dang

[m]

Me pass.
I get the feeling you go to the same restaurant every day and then spend the rest of the day complaining about the meal.

NO! You're wrong! I complain about the service. Haha no they are all pretty nice.

[wr250]

this weeks suckage:
mon - illuminati
tues - ufos , richard dolan - this might be lissenable
wed - vampires (psychic ones like noory?)
thurs - LMH  - i like LMH she does most of the talking and noory stays quiet.
fri - human/animal riuals/open line suckage

[aldousburbank]

this weeks suckage:
mon - illuminati
tues - ufos , richard dolan - this might be lissenable
wed - vampires (psychic ones like noory?)
thurs - LMH  - i like LMH she does most of the talking and noory stays quiet.
fri - human/animal riuals/open line suckage

Well then
Dark Suckage Rules The Night!

[Major Ed Damien]

When do fat people ever feed others? Too busy inhaling it all themselves.
Ignore is great! I get to express myself freely without hurting those XXXL feelings!

Yeah, but look at you.  Inhaling all that model airplane glue you got from the fat cracker cousin who gave it to you for letting him cornhole your stupid fat ass.

[Major Ed Damien]

Dark Matter Radio Network does not rule the night and will not rule the night unless Art is on. DMRN wet farts the night... at best.

Yeah, but aren't wet farts one of the chief joys of your family get-togethers during incest night, Opie?  Fried Spam followed by farting sperm.  Like your daddy said, "That's good eatin!'"

[Major Ed Damien]

Just like guys do with fat chicks!
They are called slump busters for a reason.

Is anybody really that curious about what Opie here did with his mom and sister, the pockmarked fuck pigs?

[laserjock]

Ok enough feuding, back to gnsing...

[Major Ed Damien]

The double LOL is when you know they extra upset and need to mask it.
It's like they are trying to make what they type extra funny and letting you know you should really laugh at it.

Lookie here, you fat-faced cracker ­­­‪­‪­­­­­‪­‪‪­­­‪­­­­­­‪‪­­­‪­­­­‪­­‪‪­­­­­‪­­‪­­‪imbecile.   That picture of you is sad. 

It looks like truckers thoroughly fucked your eye sockets during a rough night at your rest stop glory hole.

[Nick el Ass]

I know it is the weekend, but part of me wonders if George Noory can manage to make it suck too... don't ask which part either.

[Major Ed Damien]

Is "Jim Marrs" a stage name for somebody from Texas who couldn't spell "Mars"?

[Major Ed Damien]

When Jim Marrs (sic) makes that weird little giggle, you know them conspiracies is afoot.

[Major Ed Damien]

With this Sunday host, it's always time to take a Knapp.

That is, unless you're invigorated by his kissing of the guest's ass until receiving a concussion.

[zeebo]

thurs - LMH  - i like LMH she does most of the talking and noory stays quiet.

Or as I call it:  Conversations with by Linda.   

[Major Ed Damien]

Where is this "Newnited States" of which Jim Marrs (sic) speaks?

[Bart Ell]

Lookie here, you fat-faced cracker ­­­‪­‪­­­­­‪­‪‪­­­‪­­­­­­‪‪­­­‪­­­­‪­­‪‪­­­­­‪­­‪­­‪imbecile.   That picture of you is sad. 

It looks like truckers thoroughly fucked your eye sockets during a rough night at your rest stop glory hole.

Ouch man, that hurt!
No mas, you win. I knew it was wrong to make that ugly picture my avatar. I guess you done showed me.

[Bart Ell]

i know holy shit how did i miss this... almost broke my laptop laughing so hard....

Just to be clear - your track would have been on the CD if you didn't not have your wife sing the last verse. Once we heard that you had to be Keithed.

[malliard]

Just to be clear - your track would have been on the CD if you didn't not have your wife sing the last verse. Once we heard that you had to be Keithed.

hey i needed a good laugh and that nailed it... and i dont miss it at all

[Bellathor]

Looks like there's yet another shitty political show in store for us tonight. 

I'm half surprised Alex Jones isn't a guest--again.