George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Professor]

It's remarkable that Knapp is able to follow Lance well enough to get in a pertinent question now and then.  For me it's like guessing mph at the Indy 500.

For me its like trying to cross the 405 freeway...at rush hour....

[The Professor]

I hear peter lance is working on a new book about George Noory, called

1000 Years For Revenge: Noory's Contract to Host C2C

[Supernormal]

Does Peter Lance has some additional orifice he uses to breath throough? He's been talking for 15 minutes straight....

I know what you mean. He makes Steve Quayle sound like Calvin Coolidge.

[Mops]

Weather update:  Noory's mass consciousness attempt to bring rain here did indeed yield rain (a little, that is) for those who really don't need it.

[EvB]

Weather update:  Noory's mass consciousness attempt to bring rain here did indeed yield rain (a little, that is) for those who really don't need it.

Just as you predicted - as I recall.

[Supernormal]

It's remarkable that Knapp is able to follow Lance well enough to get in a pertinent question now and then.  For me it's like guessing mph at the Indy 500.

Ain't that the truth. It's like listening to Cotterell on speed. I mean both the drug and the RPMs. Never have we been in more need of an outline.

[Mops]

Just as you predicted - as I recall.

Sshhh, they'll stone me down here

[Mops]

Ain't that the truth. It's like listening to Cotterell on speed. I mean both the drug and the RPMs. Never have we been in more need of an outline.

It's time for some kind of meter to gauge these guys.  Any suggestions?

[Supernormal]

Does Peter Lance has some additional orifice he uses to breath throough?

I couldn't tell you, but we all know which orifice Noory uses to *talk* through.

As for Lance, who knew that Evelyn Wood had a school for speed-*talking*? 

[Supernormal]

Weather update:  Noory's mass consciousness attempt to bring rain here did indeed yield rain (a little, that is) for those who really don't need it.

He'll never mention it, though. He's the type of guy who never broadcasts his good deeds for the world to hear. ;-)

[The Professor]

Maybe Lance interviewed by Noory would work...George would stun him into silence with questions like

[Noory] Did Al Queda have anything to do with Jimmy Hoffa? You know I was the last one to interview him!

[Mops]

Maybe Lance interviewed by Noory would work...George would stun him into silence with questions like

[Noory] Did Al Queda have anything to do with Jimmy Hoffa? You know I was the last one to interview him!

Now that you mention it, that might help explain Hoffa's disappearance.  Wonder how he and Elvis are getting along?

[EvB]

Now that you mention it, that might help explain Hoffa's disappearance.  Wonder how he and Elvis are getting along?

Having a party with Jim Morrison - and maybe - shhhhh- JACKSON!

[Supernormal]

Maybe Lance interviewed by Noory would work...George would stun him into silence with questions like

[Noory] Did Al Queda have anything to do with Jimmy Hoffa? You know I was the last one to interview him!

Noory likely thinks that Al Qaeda is a Mob boss.

Noory Voice: "I think that Al ordered a hit on Hoffa."

[PB the Deplorable]

For me its like trying to cross the 405 freeway...at rush hour....

On a pogo stick...

[PB the Deplorable]

[Noory] Did Al Queda have anything to do with Jimmy Hoffa? You know I was the last one to interview him!

Of course that was 6 or 7 years before he disappeared.  After Noory's questions, Hoffa refused to speak to the media ever again.

[Itty Bit]

Noory's new advert has him saying he takes Natran's Healthy Trinity Pro-Biotic every day and the results have been incredible!....

...wow, with those results, shouldn't the FDA be shutting down this company immediately?

Unless you consider that 'incredible' is in the eye of the beholder . . .

[Sophie]

Noory's new advert has him saying he takes Natran's Healthy Trinity Pro-Biotic every day and the results have been incredible!....

...wow, with those results, shouldn't the FDA be shutting down this company immediately?

gosh...

absolutely!

[EvB]

gosh...

absolutely!

I    LOVE    IT!

[Sophie]

Of course that was 6 or 7 years before he disappeared.  After Noory's questions, Hoffa refused to speak to the media ever again.

He was interviewed by Noory and was so disgusted he disappeared himself.

[Supernormal]

Tonight's "expert" claimed that it was quite a coincidence (his words) that the three astronauts were all 30 when they went to the moon and that they're all 70 now. It's true that all of them were born in 1930 (which made them closer to 40), but I don't see the big coincidence (he said the word yet again) or deep significance of that fact. The guest just repeated his original mistake, calling it a sign from God, yet!

George Voice: "I'm forty years older too!" 

[Sophie]

Tonight's "expert" claimed that it was quite a coincidence (his words) that the three astronauts were all 30 when they went to the moon and that they're all 70 now. It's true that all of them were born in 1930 (which made them closer to 40), but I don't see the big coincidence (he said the word yet again) or deep significance of that fact. The guest just repeated his original mistake, calling it a sign from God, yet!

George Voice: "I'm forty years older too!"

He's forty years older too, but still doesn't believe in coincidences. 

It's a sign from God.

[Sophie]

Oh yeah,  he doesn't believe in math either.

[The Professor]

against my better judgement, I'm listening to the Zimmerman interview, because he is really someone worth hearing on this anniversary...needles to say, Noory will 'tard things up to the max....

[Noory] Bob, I've got to ask, did we really go to the moon?

[Sophie]

Bob, I've got to ask, do you believe in coincidences?
Angels?  demons? 

[Sophie]

Bob?  Bob?  do you think I'm cute?

Bob?

[Supernormal]

He's forty years older too, but still doesn't believe in coincidences. 

It's a sign from God.

I wish that God would give him a sign to retire. Maybe He could void Noory's contract with the devil. 

[The Professor]

Aaaaaaaahhhh! Sweet Jesus! My ears! Make it stopppppp!!!!

[The Professor]

We put a man on the moon...and Noory
Is trying to figure out how they unloaded
The lunar rover from the main ship.

[noory'] it's like 8 feet down to the ground!?!

[The Professor]

George Noory...one small suck for a man, one
Giant leap down for mankind...