George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

 
     I use to listen to Andy Dean  back before the election to get my fill of the conservative swill.  I dumped him when the election was lost.  He was an annoying whinny brat anyway.  Is it really "unbelievable" that the NSA is spying on us (segment with David Seaman)?  If SeaWorld was spying on us, that would be "unbelievable," otherwise we're just hacking away at the meaning and power of our words.  Memo to George:  Did you really ask James Barrat  (on artificial intelligence) that "what if Einstein had a computer" question?  Again with that question?  Let’s clear this up now; Einstein didn't run around with an abacus, he contemplated things and figured them out in his head and if the whole point of AI is to mimic the human brain, and Einstein was a human with a brain, then a computer equals no advantage.  And how is it that you know nothing about the book your guest are peddling?  Yeah, I get it, you don't do show prep, and you ain't no Einstein, and you got your head up your butt, but why doesn’t your producer provide you with a decent summery?  You're being screwed, man.  Big time.

"I know I should be working on that mass/energy problem,
but this "Young Busty Cheerleaders" website is facinating."

[ItsOver]

Well, this will teach me.

After Art (and that wonderful rendition of "Midnight in the Desert" by Crystal Gayle--I didn't know she wrote it for Art!) I turned on C2C.

For one minute.  Guest apparently talking about artificial intelligence and smart machines:

George:  tell us about that intervention.

Guest:  INVENTION.  The word is INVENTION!

George: oh, my notes say "intervention"

One minute too long for me!

..."oh, my notes 3 x 5 cards say "intervention.""

The difference between Dave and Art is striking.  Art's the master of freestyle conversation with a guest.  Dave?  He can't string a relevant, coherent sentence together, even with his "notes."  :

[ItsOver]

 
    ...Memo to George:  Did you really ask James Barrat  (on artificial intelligence) that "what if Einstein had a computer" question?  Again with that question?  Let’s clear this up now; Einstein didn't run around with an abacus, he contemplated things and figured them out in his head and if the whole point of AI is to mimic the human brain, and Einstein was a human with a brain, then a computer equals no advantage.  And how is it that you know nothing about the book your guest are peddling?  Yeah, I get it, you don't do show prep, and you ain't no Einstein, and you got your head up your butt, but why doesn’t your producer provide you with a decent summery?  You're being screwed, man.  Big time.

Heh...if Dave had listened to and comprehended Art's truly classic Sirius show with Kaku he might have understood all of this.  I know, I'm expecting a lot.  I loved how Kaku defined computers, something to the effect as "brain dead, lobotomized cockroaches."  Just like certain wannabe radio show host pests.  Dave = garbage in, garbage out.

[PB the Deplorable]

We know, because he's told us, that George just 'gets' physics.  He's not sure how or why him but he always has.  He thinks there might be other solar systems out there, and asks if the sun might be 'bad'.

Einstein with a computer?   Even if everyone else sort of shakes their heads, George knows that's profound.  Tommy said so.

[ItsOver]

"Physicist" Dave should retitle his show "Dave's Little World."  And remember, if you don't like and agree with Dave, you are just one of "Thuh haterz." 

[bmcintyre]

We know, because he's told us, that George just 'gets' physics.  He's not sure how or why him but he always has.  He thinks there might be other solar systems out there, and asks if the sun might be 'bad'.

Einstein with a computer?   Even if everyone else sort of shakes their heads, George knows that's profound.  Tommy said so.

It must be nice to get physics.  Perhaps he should explain it to RCH.  It certainly has been raped since RCH got a hold of it.  RCH versus Michu Kaku.  That would be interesting. 

[Agent : Orange]

It must be nice to get physics.  Perhaps he should explain it to RCH.  It certainly has been raped since RCH got a hold of it.  RCH versus Michu Kaku.  That would be interesting.

Arguing physics is one thing, arguing crazy is quite another

[bmcintyre]

George, the physicist; George; Protector of our Constitutional Rights; George, the Victim; George, the Anti-Art; George, the "I am never going to be Art"; George, the Paranormal Investigator; George, the Right Wing Christian; George, the self-appointed Bell-Ringer of Baby Abuse; George, the well-loved; George, the forked-tongue speaker; and George, the laziest person in broadcasting.  So many Georges.

I forgot, George, the ignorant; and George, the little bitch.

I hope I do not hear from George, the litigious!

[Roswells]

My fav by far; George the little bitch!  I am so happy that Knapp always gets Paul the 411 Missing guy.

[bateman]

Sure is quiet 'round these parts.

[Roswells]

Sure is quiet 'round these parts.

It's just you and me baby!  Stop following me though

[ItsOver]

I'm sure Dave is still peeking in on occasion.

[Roswells]

U mean somebody that George works with, right IO?

[lonevoice]

I'm sure Dave is still peeking in on occasion.

Awww.  Torgo, I've missed him! (Torgo that is, not Dave)

[ItsOver]

U mean somebody that George works with, right IO?

The PremRat Borg collective. 

[Twotrips]

   George who? 

[WOTR]

I wonder if there is some way to turn that cat into a successories poster or internet meme.


In other news, has anyone noticed an increase in advertisements targeting customers to whom religion is important?
For example, I am hearing lots of Christian Mingle... commercials.

I am pretty certain that the advertisers realized that after years of patience, hope and prayer a large portion of Dave's audience found their miracle when Art returned.  They realize that those who are still listening have an example and now know that anything is possible.  I mean ,if faith brought about Art's return, perhaps a morbidly obese, impotent, balding senior citizen with a low IQ can land a date with a hot 20 year old woman.

[Falkie2013]

George, the physicist; George; Protector of our Constitutional Rights; George, the Victim; George, the Anti-Art; George, the "I am never going to be Art"; George, the Paranormal Investigator; George, the Right Wing Christian; George, the self-appointed Bell-Ringer of Baby Abuse; George, the well-loved; George, the forked-tongue speaker; and George, the laziest person in broadcasting.  So many Georges.

I forgot, George, the ignorant; and George, the little bitch.

I hope I do not hear from George, the litigious!

Let us not forget George the pizza roll product tester.
And George the Anti Christ.
I just had a sudden thougtht.
That locker in MIB that had the whole civilization in it who worshipped " J ", I wonder if there's one where REALLY strange aliens worship Noory because he sends them food and broadcasts of his shows ?
AND his Elvis karoake tapes too ?
Could Noory be the thing that Kolchak fears most of all ?
By the way, my gf and I are looking forward to Halloween.
Our first date was on Halloween 36 years ago. It is our special day as well as Halloween.
We love Halloween.
When we broke up once, I moved to Sacramento and got marrieed.
When my gf heard about it she got off a good shot,
She said I was marrying the Bride of Frankenstein.
Even my wife thought that was funny.
We divorced because both of us worked at the same company and I got laid off first and couldn't find a job.
Money pressures.

I do love my gf very much.
We've found we love each other but living together we drive each other nuts. We lived to gether 5 times.
There's no one I'd rather share my life with.


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[valdez]

...By the way, my gf and I are looking forward to Halloween...

     You go off on tangents, don't you?  Congratulations on your 36 year relationship...in this lifetime.  Probably more if this reincarnation thing holds water, which is what Brain Weiss was talking about in that calm, steady voice that always makes for a good guest.  A guy called in towards the end of the show who said he was dying of cancer and was contemplating euthanasia but he was worried about his soul.  George promised him he wouldn't go to hell, put him on his prayer list, and recommended some herb.  Nice.  Daniel Pinchbeck is the first guy I've heard consider the possibility that the loss of our privacy may be a part of our evolution into better (more communal) beings.  Katherine Austin Fitts is no fan of the Obama Care.

Probably the most looked at face in all of yesterday.  Who is she?

[Falkie2013]

     You go off on tangents, don't you?  Congratulations on your 36 year relationship...in this lifetime.  Probably more if this reincarnation thing holds water, which is what Brain Weiss was talking about in that calm, steady voice that always makes for a good guest.  A guy called in towards the end of the show who said he was dying of cancer and was contemplating euthanasia but he was worried about his soul.  George promised him he wouldn't go to hell, put him on his prayer list, and recommended some herb.  Nice.  Daniel Pinchbeck is the first guy I've heard consider the possibility that the loss of our privacy may be a part of our evolution into better (more communal) beings.  Katherine Austin Fitts is no fan of the Obama Care.

Probably the most looked at face in all of yesterday.  Who is she?

Sorry about that. So much to write and comment about. In this life cycle.
I was once told that a well known psycic had talked to a roomate of mine who'd neve rmet me.
But she picked up on something by knowing my roomate. She told her I had died in combat in WWII as an American soldeir. Which may account for my lifetime interest in things military.
I'm convinced I've lived before and will again and want to come back as Bruce Wayne with all the babes, bucks, gadgets and the mansion, but not the problems of being Batman.

NO parents either.
Someone on AB said once that we choose our parents in heaven. I musta been at the parimutual window when they were doing that or something.
I wonder if there's an athiest mingle.

[SR-71]

Hey george there are 535 people who SUCK MORE THEN YOU AND THEY ARE IN CONGRESS.

[Max_TO]

You know in a way I feel sorry for him . I see him as an insecure person being controlled and manipulated  buy those around him / smarter than him , for their own goals .

People who are constantly seeking approval , such as George , are easily controlled .

Sad thing is , he is probably a nice guy who is deeply troubled and just wants his recognition .


If he had only gotten over all the mental bull and just applied himself from the start things could have been a lot different .

[PB the Deplorable]

... If he had only gotten over all the mental bull and just applied himself from the start things could have been a lot different .

But, in 10 years he didn't.  He's winding down folks, he's winding down.

[Morgus]

But, in 10 years he didn't.  He's winding down folks, he's winding down.

Just don't wind up his spring again...

[UFQuack]

Probably the most looked at face in all of yesterday.  Who is she?

I don't know but she's dog ugly.

She looks more like Art Bell's daughter than Art Bell's daughter.

[Falkie2013]

I don't know but she's dog ugly.

She looks more like Art Bell's daughter than Art Bell's daughter.

Someone needs to do a video for Snoorge's new bumper music.
Fear the Creeper.

[valdez]

      So George puts a video of a bigfoot on the c2c webstite and he brings on Rhettman Mullis to talk about it and he says its a guy in a Chewbacca suit and the video is a year old and none other than Dr. Melba Ketchum is behind the whole thing and people who give these hoaxes credence are doing the serious bigfoot investigative community no favors.  That be you, George.  Joseph Gallenberger is selling a cd that will hypnotize you into being lucky, and he also discussed the comedic stylings of Carol Brunnett posse member, Tim Conway. and he was in awe of George's uncanny ability to sometimes guest a number between 1 and 10.  Lisette Larkins admitted to having spent some time in an asylum and now she’s communicating with aliens but don't ask her where they're from because she doesn't know and it’s not important and don't ask her about abductions and mutilations because that’s not important either.  I feel so ripped off.  Did Art really give a shout out to us?  Did he mention anyone else?  What happened to spellcheck?

comedy gold

[Falkie2013]

      So George puts a video of a bigfoot on the c2c webstite and he brings on Rhettman Mullis to talk about it and he says its a guy in a Chewbacca suit and the video is a year old and none other than Dr. Melba Ketchum is behind the whole thing and people who give these hoaxes credence are doing the serious bigfoot investigative community no favors.  That be you, George.  Joseph Gallenberger is selling a cd that will hypnotize you into being lucky, and he also discussed the comedic stylings of Carol Brunnett posse member, Tim Conway. and he was in awe of George's uncanny ability to sometimes guest a number between 1 and 10.  Lisette Larkins admitted to having spent some time in an asylum and now she’s communicating with aliens but don't ask her where they're from because she doesn't know and it’s not important and don't ask her about abductions and mutilations because that’s not important either.  I feel so ripped off.  Did Art really give a shout out to us?  Did he mention anyone else?  What happened to spellcheck?

comedy gold

Tim Conway is a pretty funny guy. His Dorf videos are hilarious.
Isn't it funny how a host who isn't funny keeps bringing up someone who is ?

[Falkie2013]

..."oh, my notes 3 x 5 cards say "intervention.""

The difference between Dave and Art is striking.  Art's the master of freestyle conversation with a guest.  Dave?  He can't string a relevant, coherent sentence together, even with his "notes."  :

Love the Einstein picture and the Busty reference.

LOL.

The basic problem with Snoory is that his brain is still stuck at this level and he probably had a real problem with those and never got much past them.

And that George Noory Sucks.

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[Max_TO]

But, in 10 years he didn't.  He's winding down folks, he's winding down.

Agreed , it's far to late for George to change now .