George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Renaldo]

It's a selfie.

Nah, if it was you'd be in a bathroom with either a toddler or a toilet with a turd behind you.

[zeebo]

He just said to the guest, "Tell me about the courageous leadership organization, called the Courageous Leadership . . . Organization."  Wow.

Kinda like Austin Powers:  "Allow myself to introduce .... myself."

[sleeplessinca]

Hey, how's our favorite insomniac foot? 

Just fine.  Found any new uses for coconuts?

[bateman]

Roy is squirming in his pants now that the foot has shown up.

[sleeplessinca]

It's a selfie.

That's Robert Downey Jr. Right?  He's good. I wish he would be nicer to himself though.

[sleeplessinca]

Roy is squirming in his pants now that the foot has shown up.

Bateman!  I'm Sh-Sh-Shocked!

[sleeplessinca]

A foot walks into a bar...
Seriously, is anyone interested in tonight's big show?  Is it split? Is it classic?  Will there be any of those open lines? (Cue Bateman)

[bateman]

Bateman!  I'm Sh-Sh-Shocked!

Just funnin' 

[Scully]

Noory just reported that they found Ariel Castro, kidnapper of 3 young women he kept hidden in his home for years, "hanging to death" in his cell.

To death, George, really??? 

[Roy Hinkley]

Just fine.  Found any new uses for coconuts?

Well there was this one time I was best man in a wedding in Hawaii...... and they MADE me get up and dance on stage wearing a grass skirt and coconut shell bikini top. 

[SaucyRossy]

Just funnin' 

You so silly.

[Roy Hinkley]

Roy is squirming in his pants now that the foot has shown up.

Naw, I'm not THAT bad am I?.....just....just a minute..... I need to turn down the heat on the foot oil container - OOOPS!

[sleeplessinca]

Well there was this one time I was best man in a wedding in Hawaii...... and they MADE me get up and dance on stage wearing a grass skirt and coconut shell bikini top. 

Good sport old chap.  Then it was onto a three hour tour?

[bateman]

Naw, I'm not THAT bad am I?.....just....just a minute..... I need to turn down the heat on the foot oil container - OOOPS!

I really hope that isn't a euphemism.

[Nucky Nolan]

Mrs. Nolan was home last night, so I missed almost all of the show. I caught this WTF gem, though.

Grandpa Munster (or Morgus): "Glad to be on your program!"
George Noory: "Likewise."

[sleeplessinca]

Naw, I'm not THAT bad am I?.....just....just a minute..... I need to turn down the heat on the foot oil container - OOOPS!

Coconut oil is good for the skin.  It also smells like you are at the movies after a couple minutes.

[zeebo]

Why?  Sounds like Dave was on a roll and just getting warmed up for some truly epic suckage.

I have to confess, over the years my Noorie-traumatized brain has been flogged into a kind of bizarro world where I start to enjoy the shows because the suckage itself becomes entertaining.  Kinda like those epic fail movies on Syfy channel, which are so lame they become mildly amusing especially if you're drunk and multitasking on bellgab.   

[Roy Hinkley]

Good sport old chap.  Then it was onto a three hour tour?

Beeleef it or not, it was on a boat!  We were on one of those harbor dinner cruises.

[Roy Hinkley]

I really hope that isn't a euphemism.

LOL

[sleeplessinca]

Snoorz retired the How Are Yewwwwwwww? Greeting to include a respectful "sir".

I've heard a gratuitous uh-huh for no reason. 

This guest is kinda squirrely sounding.  I hope he's interesting.

[Nucky Nolan]

Date:

09-06-13



Host:

John B. Wells



Guests:

Professor Griff



Filling in for George, John B. Wells will welcome rapper, spoken word artist, and member of Public Enemy, Professor Griff, who will expose the Illuminati's take over of hip hop and how they use music and popular culture as mind control over society.

SERIOUSLY??? THIS IS A SHOW!!!
I think george is afraid of doing any show expecially open lines after interviewing the fraud Oates on Thursday, so Nooron is ducking out on Friday.

Griff answers the age-old question: what would Alex Jones sound like if he was in the Nation of Islam? I'm going to call the show as Morty Greenberg from Crown Heights.

[sleeplessinca]

George only uses money for valet parking tips there in LA.  Pretentious twit.

[Roy Hinkley]

Coconut oil is good for the skin.  It also smells like you are at the movies after a couple minutes.

Oh I love the smell of coconut oil.  It's one of those aroma triggers for me that just pops me into my shpecial place somewhere tropical, sitting on the beach, with an umbrella-laden drink in hand...

[Nucky Nolan]

Kinda like those epic fail movies on Syfy channel 

You used "fail" as a noun. Yorkshire Pud will throw his crumpets at you.

[sleeplessinca]

Why does Snoorz ask stupid questions like "can you see a day when drug dealers take credit cards?"

[bateman]

Why does Snoorz ask stupid questions like "can you see a day when drug dealers take credit cards?"

Wait until he finds out about Bitcoin.

[sleeplessinca]

Oh I love the smell of coconut oil.  It's one of those aroma triggers for me that just pops me into my shpecial place somewhere tropical, sitting on the beach, with an umbrella-laden drink in hand...

You seem to be floating away.  Aloha!

[Nucky Nolan]

Yep, this.  Maybe others here are too old to remember. Back in the 80's, everything Public Enemy rapped about is now what you old guys are hearing on Alex Fatty Jones. Illuminati, cover ups, New World Order, that was PE's bread and butter and nobody else was slinging it that publicly at the time.

Does he think that Hollywood purposely casts Black guys in emasculating roles? That conspiracy theory seems to be right up there with AIDS and Church's Fried Chicken. I'm serious, by the way.

(Not) Professor Griff: ""Fat Albert" was full of heavy occult symbolism."

[FightTheFuture]

Noory just reported that they found Ariel Castro, kidnapper of 3 young women he kept hidden in his home for years, "hanging to death" in his cell.

To death, George, really??? 

Hmm, is that like seriously ''chilling'' ? Perhaps a new dance rave thing, '' Bro, everybody was stone-cold hangin' to death and shit!''


Sent from my HTC MyTouch 4G slide...please excuse any typos

[sleeplessinca]

I can't see Snoorz doing a drug deal but I can imagine him having cash deals that don't involve valet parking if you know what I mean.  I guess he didn't want to refer to swiping his card on the night stand. That would be telling.