George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nooryisawesome]

Yep he said there taking calls.

[Nucky Nolan]

Bruce Goldberg: "You can burn a cross on my front yard if that is not relevant." He actually said that! Something tells me that's not going to catch on as a common saying or meme. You can paint a swastika on my house if I'm wrong.

[worldends]

Yeah just lay on your right side head pointed towards north on a fool moon.

Really this is the best guest we can get dave?

Hahaha "fool" moon, "butt" enough about Kelly,
George noory sucks

[nooryisawesome]

Bruce Goldberg: "You can burn a cross on my front yard if that is not relevant." He actually said that! Something tells me that's not going to catch on as a common saying or meme. You can paint a swastika on my house if I'm wrong.

LOL , love it!

George noory sucks you can burn a cross on my front yard if that is not relevant.

[Nucky Nolan]

Guest all over the place new age medicine, remote viewing, abduction, past lives, out of body experiences, book plugs, asteral planes, different dimensions, what side you should sleep on, etc

And that was just in the first ten minutes. He's quite the fast talker.

[Nucky Nolan]

LOL , love it!

George noory sucks you can burn a cross on my front yard if that is not relevant.

You're safe from the Klan. This thread supports your comment's relevancy.

[worldends]

LOL , love it!

George noory sucks you can burn a cross on my front yard if that is not relevant.

Now that's how you turn a phrase my friends.

[nooryisawesome]

Lol I seriously can't stop laughing at the guest burn a cross on my yard reference.

This guy is a dr. Seriously. This is the best george show I ever heard. Makes no sense at all, guest is just in full rambling mode. Noory classic for sure.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Dr. Bruce Goldberg is one of the regular guests that talks fast so Noory can't get many interrupting words in.

Goldberg always reminds me of Johnny Two Times from Goodfellas, or whatever his name was - the guy who talked really fast and always said something twice and ended up in the meat locker hanging from a hook with icicles hanging from his nose.

[nooryisawesome]

Sphit show reference x 3

[nooryisawesome]

George: many calls for yewwww!

[Morgus]

This guy is a dr. Seriously.

Dr. Bruce Goldberg was a dentist who learned hypnosis and ended up writing books on time travelers and reincarnation. 

[nooryisawesome]

Goldberg: Women have reported there husbands going missing in the middle of the night for a few minutes.

[Roy Hinkley]

I think the good old doc used a little too much nitrous oxide between patients over the years...

[Nucky Nolan]

Dr. Bruce Goldberg was a dentist who learned hypnosis and ended up writing books on time travelers and reincarnation. 

It's a natural progression. If I had a dime for each orthodontist that quit their job to hunt Bigfoot,....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's a natural progression. If I had a dime for each orthodontist that quit their job to hunt Bigfoot,....

Noory started out studying dentistry too.

[nooryisawesome]

Worm hole vernier accelerator.

.... Right

[worldends]

Dr. Bruce Goldberg was a dentist who learned hypnosis and ended up writing books on time travelers and reincarnation. 

The last thing I want a (sadististic) dentist to know is hypnotism.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Goldberg: Women have reported there husbands going missing in the middle of the night for a few minutes.

Coincidently, a mysterious force left the toilet seat up.

[Nucky Nolan]

Goldberg: Women have reported there husbands going missing in the middle of the night for a few minutes.

Goldberg mentioned a big demographic group for Coast. Hence the never ending prostate ads. 

[jinwicked]

oh my goddddddddd

[Roy Hinkley]

So, Goldberg's "plan" to sound smart is to have an acronym for everything?  I think he's a FOSH - Full of Sh*t Huckster...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Not much point in pranking this guy.  He'll just cut you off.

[nooryisawesome]

Goldberg mentioned a big demographic group for Coast. Hence the never ending prostate ads.

Wtf cold air facilitates flying around room at night

[worldends]

Goldberg is so full of shit his aura is brown

[nooryisawesome]

Not much point in pranking this guy.  He'll just cut you off.

Yep. I think the last call might have been a prank. Flying around room at night then bam cut them off.

[jinwicked]

Wtf cold air facilitates flying around room at night

Am I the only one that heard the comment about airplanes being better at flight and using less fuel? I just fucking died.

[nooryisawesome]

Am I the only one that heard the comment about airplanes being better at flight and using less fuel?

Nope.

[malfion]

He doesn't know why fish fell out of the sky? Tornadoes and migration season. While I do give every guest a chance (I love NDEs and the afterlife and spirits and stuff), when they overstep the truth and begin making stuff up, I get riled. He's taking stuff other people have written about and just repeating it as his own expertise and Noory is hooked.

[Nucky Nolan]

Noory started out studying dentistry too.

I sense a trend....if two people can comprise such. It may explain why Noory always brings up "fang teeth". I wonder if Goldberg and Noory talk shop during breaks.

(Not) Bruce Goldberg: "Currently, I'm fashioning a set of dentures for George Washington, who I met during a time-traveling trip to Valley Forge."