George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Oversoul]

Noory just acknowledged on tonight's show that he was obsessive-compulsive about light bulbs that burn out.  He said that he had to see them replaced immediately.  When asked why, he said it meant to him that something's not working and should be corrected or fixed quickly since all it takes is for his staff to get a replacement bulb.  In psychology or psychiatry that could very well be a case of displaced aggression -- perhaps his own aggression (self-loathing) toward himself as a person or his career as program host at C2C?   

Gee, George, what took you so long to realize that you're a burnt-out light bulb at C2C?     

[Oversoul]

Gee, George, what took you so long to realize that you're a burnt-out light bulb at C2C?     

I guess this is where one of Noory's fave exclamations fits:  "Bizarre.  Just bizarre."     

Best describes him and his pet peeve -- burnt-out light bulbs.  :

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory just acknowledged on tonight's show that he was obsessive-compulsive about light bulbs that burn out.  He said that he had to see them replaced immediately.  When asked why, he said it meant to him that something's not working and should be corrected or fixed quickly since all it takes is for his staff to get a replacement bulb...

Oh god, is he still bringing that up.  Wait, it's George Noory, of course he's still talking about something he's already beaten to death.  It's fur thuh new lissners.

With no show prep to do, he probably sits around the office waiting for one to burn out.

[Zelig]

With no show prep to do, he probably sits around the office waiting for one to burn out.

If I was on his staff, I'd switch a bad bulb out for a good while he was in the bathroom and see how long it took him to notice.  Then, I'd pop in the good one and give him a thumbs up.  Rinse and repeat.   

[Ben Shockley]

...What kind of person walks around telling people that they are an earthquake sensitive?  I want to see a business card with that emblazoned across the bottom.

That was my reaction too, when he'd have a guest like an M.D. who styles herself as a "medical intuitive" -- yeah, like that's a recognized area of specialty with board certification, right?   A lot of NoorCoast guests these days tout totally made-up titles.
Just more of Georgie's glorification of the non-empirical.   Facts, and real degrees you might get from learning them, just aren't his bag.   Georgie's more into feelings, because they can't be challenged, you know.    "Facts?"  "Proof?"   Not for Georgie!!   All that stuff just leads to "yelling and screaming," and Nice Georgie just ain't into that.

Noory lost all credibility IMO when he said if it were up to him he would have Hoagland head NASA.

That's Georgie's esteem-boosting payoff to RCH for his NOT making Georgie feel inferior with any pesky "real credentials."   We might call this tendency Georgie's glorification of the non-threatening.

Quack guests for a quack host.
Except that I still have a nostalgic soft spot for Hoagland.

[Ben Shockley]

If I was on his staff, I'd switch a bad bulb out for a good while he was in the bathroom and see how long it took him to notice.  Then, I'd pop in the good one and give him a thumbs up.  Rinse and repeat.   

Zelig, you've probably just nailed how Noory rose to whatever career heights he reached before being tapped to bury "Coast."    Some kind of effortless brown-nosing self-aggrandizing gimmicks.

[sleeplessinca]

Did anyone catch Noory's blooper earlier tonight when he said "Nature sure wallops a pack."?  Then he immediately corrected himself with "Nature sure packs a wallop."

I caught it and especially enjoyed the gap between the bloop and the correction.  Was it Snoorey realizing that something didn't didn't sound right or did someone tell him... it was a longish gap.  No big but not real bright and he had been trying so hard too.

[Tara]

Noory just acknowledged on tonight's show that he was obsessive-compulsive about light bulbs that burn out.  He said that he had to see them replaced immediately.  When asked why, he said it meant to him that something's not working and should be corrected or fixed quickly since all it takes is for his staff to get a replacement bulb.  In psychology or psychiatry that could very well be a case of displaced aggression -- perhaps his own aggression (self-loathing) toward himself as a person or his career as program host at C2C?   

Gee, George, what took you so long to realize that you're a burnt-out light bulb at C2C?     

Why in the hell doesn't change the darn light bulb himself?  I'm sure he treats his subordinates like excrement, but kisses the behinds of those above him.  It's a time-honored way to get ahead. 

[DebbyS]

RCH: In fact George, here in New Mexico tonight we are receiving our first significant snowfall this year...

Note, Richard, that the northern part of the state and all our mountains have gotten plenty of snow, and the ski areas in particular were very happy. Albuquerque, the largest city in the state, well, we got very little precipitation all winter long -- just plenty cold and windy -- until Tuesdays snow/rain mix that lasted from very early morning (still dark) until easily mid day.  A gently, straight-down, windfree gift from nature that made for a lot of pretty pictures. We really needed it, so no one is complaining. That weather has cleared out of most of the state now and gone on to harrass other areas (Dallas got the leading edge, for example).

I do like RCH's enthusiasm though -- it's great that he enjoys living here.  I hope he sets up a solar watch in a convenient (to me) park, maybe Tigueux park east of Old Town.

[Oversoul]

(A spoof on Richard Hoaxland's claim during the other night's C2C show that Zahi Hawass wanted to have him beheaded.)

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[EnterDragon]

How could anyone  not see that science fiction has been proven to be prophetic at times? I actually like listening to some of Hoagland's points. And he was right about Obama being the disclosure president, because as I recall, when Bush was prez there was just 1% of the UFO stuff on the web and on TV that there is in Media now.

[hosehead]

George post-bender after one of his live appearances in Vegas.

[blackshap9]

George post-bender after one of his live appearances in Vegas.

LMFAO  too fuckin funny 

[dan7800]

Maybe we can hold Snoory down and force him to eat some of this "dangerous food."

[Oversoul]

George post-bender after one of his live appearances in Vegas.

Noory on Carnavora-Turmeric combo overdose!

[martinjsxx]

George post-bender after one of his live appearances in Vegas.

The "before" picture:

[misssirveaux]

Tonight's guest, another expert on remote viewing, just took a call from a guy who asked about Ed Dames.  "I've never heard him get anything right."  He then criticized him for his constant doom and gloom.  George seemed uncomfortable and had to come up with something quick to defend Dames.  "He was right about Steve Fossett's death!"  "Well, good."

[Oversoul]

Tonight's guest, another expert on remote viewing, just took a call from a guy who asked about Ed Dames.  "I've never heard him get anything right."  He then criticized him for his constant doom and gloom.  George seemed uncomfortable and had to come up with something quick to defend Dames.  "He was right about Steve Fossett's death!"  "Well, good."

That guest was Russel Targ.  I just reported at http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,1186.msg64815/topicseen.html#msg64815 that Targ DISSED Ed Dames BIG TIME on the show.  Trust stoopid Noory to patronize Dames.

[PB the Deplorable]

Tonight's guest, another expert on remote viewing, just took a call from a guy who asked about Ed Dames.  "I've never heard him get anything right."  He then criticized him for his constant doom and gloom.  George seemed uncomfortable and had to come up with something quick to defend Dames.  "He was right about Steve Fossett's death!"  "Well, good."

Dames designated a square mile search area, and was off by 50 miles.  They would never have found the body from Ed Dames comments.  Dames said at the time if he were wrong he would quit remote viewing and never come back on George's show.

Too bad we can't hold people like Ed Dames to his word.  To bad George Noory won't leave after the Mayan calendar event like he said.  George and his guests can't be trusted to be honest.  At least Art Bell didn't play the listeners for fools.

[Frys Girl]

Guys: Does anyone have the audio of George was signing off from last night's show?


They had to rush edit some stuff out, and he kept slurring more than usual. Something is really screwed up with George. What a moron. How many excuses do they need to get a new host?


Thanks.

[expat]

Dames designated a square mile search area, and was off by 50 miles.

EXACTLY!!! Thank you for saying that. George Noory in his role as Texas Sharpshooter**. Just like all those times he's welcomed Hoaxland to the show saying "Well Richard, you called it again" -- in circumstances where Hoag did nothing of the sort. I guess Premiere Radio wishes to promote itself as a 21st century Delphic oracle, regardless of the truth.

**The Texas Sharpshooter fires into the side of a barn then paints a target around the hole

[Marc.Knight]

Guys: Does anyone have the audio of George was signing off from last night's show?


They had to rush edit some stuff out, and he kept slurring more than usual. Something is really screwed up with George. What a moron. How many excuses do they need to get a new host?


Thanks.

Did it sound something like "Blurpppssspsssglugg - klagblurb"?

[69800]

How many of you have sent an email to Premiere???  I did and I laid it all out.. He is next to Mike Seigal the worst interviewer I have ever heard. I recommended they use Wells of Knapp. Let then know we are mad as hell!

PublicRelations@Premrad.com

[Marc.Knight]

How many of you have sent an email to Premiere???  I did and I laid it all out.. He is next to Mike Seigal the worst interviewer I have ever heard. I recommended they use Wells of Knapp. Let then know we are mad as hell!

PublicRelations@Premrad.com

kerplugblatz!  Equinlapotz pllllsssssp...  Teacto Mike Seigal blurrrp.  Blagglepop knapp!

[BobGrau]

kerplugblatz!  Equinlapotz pllllsssssp...  Teacto Mike Seigal blurrrp.  Blagglepop knapp!

No WAY are you the real george noory... you spelled 'kerplugblatz' correctly.

[Lovely Bones]

kerplugblatz!  Equinlapotz pllllsssssp...  Teacto Mike Seigal blurrrp.  Blagglepop knapp!

I hate to be all "let's follow the rules" and everything, but Chapter 6, Sub-section 13 of Michael's Rules of Order specifically forbids any consumers of turmeric to join this board in the months of March, April, or May in even years. 

Nor are we allowed to "blagglepop" the hosts here.  Expressly forbidden in Chapter 27, Sub-section 4.  Please report to admin immediately.

[PB the Deplorable]

Guys: Does anyone have the audio of George was signing off from last night's show?


...  Something is really screwed up with George. What a moron...

[Frys Girl]

Did it sound something like "Blurpppssspsssglugg - klagblurb"?

Maybe yea! But did he cuss or something? What is the deal? Premiere Radio is a joke.

[thefamilyghost]

kerplugblatz!  Equinlapotz pllllsssssp...  Teacto Mike Seigal blurrrp.  Blagglepop knapp!

you SUCK!

[thefamilyghost]

The only thing that George is good at is speaking his 15-second ad spots. Those are probably the only times where he comes off as anywhere near convincing. Hell, almost made me want to get a CC radio. It would be so satisfying if he was relegated to only doing ads. I'd actually welcome the sound of his voice, if I knew it were only for a few seconds of reading a script.