George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HorrorReporter]

So tell me Charlie, what got you interested in this stuff?

Did you ever think voices you heard were angels?

What was it like to be a community organizer?

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

George has managed to get both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Gary Sinese on his show......he can get anyone!

[General Johnson Jameson]

George has managed to get both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Gary Sinese on his show......he can get anyone!

Is this some kind of joke? Is Noory turning into fucking Oprah. Gary Sinese...Reindeer Games with Ben Assflick...Need I say more folks?

The only thing paranormal about Jennifer Love Hewitt is that she looks like she is a demon alien. Thin...grey..other then that, why would she be on C2C?

This all has to be some jiveass bullshit to improve ratings..puzzling.
I would say this is a new low, but how many times can this phrase be uttered without some kind of rift or portal to Hell being created? Jameson Out

[El Kragen]

Noory: "Yes, that's absolutely true,...

wow...that was painful to read. I can only imagine listening to it live.

Nice work on the transcription.

[DangerousBlossom]

Yeah George, we're all on the edge of our seats waiting for you to ask Manson what he thinks about 2012 and whether he thinks sumpthin's gonna happen.  Charlie could confess to being involved in RFK's murder and good ol' George would interrupt him and ask if he sees 11.11's everywhere.

Wonder if he could control his automatic agreeing with whatever a guest says?

GN: Exactly!   (pause)    Oops, I meant that's horrible!

But seriously, he could interview any psychotic street person and SAY it was Manson.  Believe me other than the fact that the prison authorities don’t let Manson be interviewed for TV or radio, no one would know the difference.

[Morgus]

Noory would start off his interview like he always does with all guests:
"So Charlie, how are UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?" 

[thefamilyghost]

George talking with Aleya Dao tonight about her experience swimming and communicating with dolphins, "If they had arms, hands, and thumbs, who know's what they'd be capable of?" 

[Vatar]

George talking with Aleya Dao tonight about her experience swimming and communicating with dolphins, "If they had arms, hands, and thumbs, who know's what they'd be capable of?" 

War Lots and Lots of War.

[thefamilyghost]

'George, do you know what ley lines are?'

GN: "Oh, yeah sure, definitely. I know what they are but not where they are. Explain for the people who don't know".

[Frys Girl]

This dolphin lady is an accupuncturist.

She calls eras 'playgrounds.' Noory connects that to 'i keep saying people are acting diffrunt, something's happ'ning.'

Thank god this keeps getting interrupted by reports about occupy la dismantling by cops.

[Vatar]

'George, do you know what ley lines are?'

GN: "Oh, yeah sure, definitely. I know what they are but not where they are. Explain for the people who don't know".

5 gets you 20 he was thinking about the nazca lines

[General Johnson Jameson]

'George, do you know what ley lines are?'

That would be the lines of old ballbreakers and gay men in line to meet him after an appearance.

[General Johnson Jameson]

George is so damn lazy I bet he has an empty Gatorade pissbottle on the studio desk he can stand up and relieve himself in during the show. Of course, it's Tommy's job to dispose of the said pissbottle post-show. Probably has a roasting pan he can shit in right off his chair too for that matter.
Maybe that is what he's been doing when he comes back at a guest like he's done a whippet hit.

[michio]

George has managed to get both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Gary Sinese on his show......he can get anyone!

One person I think he'll never get on the show is Criss Angel.  Noory has mentioned he's been to Angel's show and is impressed with the guy.  BUT!  Since Criss is into exposing charlatans, much like his idol Houdini was in life, I'm thinking Criss must already know that Noory is full of crap and realize he's a congenial fake, so very like many of the charlatans that appear on C2CAM in the guise of helping people whilst robbing them blind (like the woman on the radio right now).  Of course, if he's read any of these GNS! threads he'd well know what a Hollywood star child Noory is and that alone would tell him to keep his distance so as not to jeopardize his career.

[Vatar]

George is so damn lazy I bet he has an empty Gatorade pissbottle on the studio desk he can stand up and relieve himself

That's too much effort he just tries to hit the bottle from his chair.

[WOTR]

... Noory connects that to 'i keep saying people are acting diffrunt, something's happ'ning.'

I was just laughing at it when he told her that he has "been saying for over a year now that somethings happpennin" and for her take.

Did anybody else catch when he was talking about economics and he had said that sometimes you miss the days when you had to struggle a little.  Perhaps I have a different take on it; it sounded like he was saying that he sometimes misses having to actually try as a host and put some effort into a show in order to get paid and have a job (the days before he was handed C2CAM)...

I am now convinced that some of his handlers may browse this forum.  They realized from his last departure from the 3X5's that it was a disaster but are convinced that he needs to grow just a little and they gave him a very basic line to use.  I found myself wondering who the guy in the interview chair was with the mad skills when he said to her "tell me more."  It was an open ended question inserted at the right time and it actually seemed unplanned!  Way to go George!  Keep it up (and would the handler who is perusing this forum please slap a gold star on Georgies chart for that one... well done!)

Good to start him off with a "new age" healer who "works with energy" instead of an FBI agent who does profiling.  Start him off in the little league of interviewing to hone his skill ad libbing before placing him in the majors.

[valdez]

Thank god this keeps getting interrupted by reports about occupy la dismantling by cops.

     Early in the show with Robert Young Pelton George explained why "international news" is important, recalling when he was a TV guy doing local news, and ufo stuff, his producer would encourage him to do more international news.  He didn't understand why, but years later, when he was more "seasoned," he came to realize it's importance.  Seasoned?  George?  Really?  If this is seasoned, I'd hate to see what he was like back then.  All through his interview with positive energy chick Aleya Dao George kept updating us on the "occupy" developments in L.A., and eventually he dumped Dao and devoted the last hour to "occupy/open lines" and suggested to "whacked out/crying/I'm seeing things in the mirror boy" that he contact Joshua P. Warren to resolve his delusions.  Good Job, George.  Hoagland Tommorow.  Standing room only.

[HorrorReporter]

Let the games begin indeed. The dust on the Enterprise Mission being cleaned. Hoagland prepping... And FYI Hoagie is now a friend of the real Art Bell on the semi-real Facebook. Maybe he'll mention that tonight and make Porge Noor cringe ...

[kf5iwe]

What happened to Mark Bowden? I was looking forward to listening on streamlink this morning.  George Noory sucks !!

[Lovely Bones]

     Early in the show with Robert Young Pelton George explained why "international news" is important, recalling when he was a TV guy doing local news, and ufo stuff, his producer would encourage him to do more international news.  He didn't understand why, but years later, when he was more "seasoned," he came to realize it's importance.  Seasoned?  George?  Really?  If this is seasoned, I'd hate to see what he was like back then. 

He obviously needs more turmeric. 

[Morgus]

What happened to Mark Bowden? I was looking forward to listening on streamlink this morning.  George Noory sucks !!

you must have missed noory's onair announcement the night before that the originally scheduled guest had to cancel, so he added two other guests at the last minute.
then last night norry again cut the second guest down from two hours to one hour and went to damn open lines for the final hour.
noory is now having a hard time even handling a guest for over one hour...

[Morgus]

suggested to "whacked out/crying/I'm seeing things in the mirror boy" that he contact Joshua P. Warren to resolve his delusions. 

yeah that was weird.
noory suggested the evil apparation in the mirror the caller claimed to be seeing wasn't really the ghost of his departed dad, but an evil demon masquerading as him.
Joshua Warren isn't an evil spirit expert, so that was an odd choice to help.
I would have thought he would recommend Evelyn Paglini or the ghost whisperer gal...

[b_dubb]

yeah that was weird.
noory suggested the evil apparation in the mirror the caller claimed to be seeing wasn't really the ghost of his departed dad, but an evil demon masquerading as  him

well at least nooron isn't trying to panic people

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

George needed an easy night after having to think on the fly last evening. Just let Hoaxland ramble on for four hours.

[Mel(apostrophe)s Hole]

(as this is the definitive gns compendium, these comments have probably already been recorded)

When George first took over the show he was so. bad. (in a different way than he is now). He sounded like he was suffering from a severe case of performance anxiety. After one too many nights of listening to his stuttering incoherence, I seriously wondered if the new host had given himself a stroke with the realization that he was not the one.

Then.

He improved. Dramatically...a lot (for him).

Decided he had probably been given anti-anxiety medication that was working for him (no judgement there) and/or PR had an in-house psych on duty 24-hrs and available to mop up after any meltdowns.

Also:

He talked about a letter that Art wrote him that seemed to give him the confidence to drive the reins (or whatever the awkward phrase was that he used to convey his new found postivitynesses). Often wondered if that letter from Art was real or PremRad pretending to be Art to give George a boost up to the big boy chair. (Okay, yeah, Art probably did write that letter and, I know, George is such a dynamic host he doesn't sit in his chair.)

[Morgus]

One confrontational caller actually got thru the screeners near the end of the show calling for guest Richard Hoagland.
He tried to attack Richard's claims about the recent comet and Richard kept denying the quotes the caller made from previous interviews.

[Falkie2013]

And now for your viewing pleasure we present the George Snoory Art Gallery. Barf bags are available for a nominal charge.

More to come in the next wing. Move along please and don't block the aisles.


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[valdez]

One confrontational caller...tried to attack Richard's claims about the recent comet and Richard kept denying the quotes the caller made from previous interviews.

...Just let Hoaxland ramble on for four hours.

     Actually just three hours.  The first hour was dedicated to the upcoming war with Iran with Jerome Corsi.  George thinks it will happen before Christmas.  Then it was aliens, and artificial moons, and hyperdimensional facebook postings, and interplanetary wars that occurred in our solar system 65 million years ago, and how Obama was sent here to save the planet, and the complete disregard of George's mumblings ("In terms of Curiosity's launch...is everything going well with the launch, now that it's been launched?), the hardest working guy in tetrahedron torsion physics, Richard C. Hoagland.

[Falkie2013]

As we continue the tour, our scientists have determined that the existance of George Snoory is definitive PROOF that aliens have NEVER visited Earth.

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[Falkie2013]

Just a moment, there  seems to be some commotion up ahead. It seems something is occupying our locker room.

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