Random Political Thoughts

[Innerreach]

Can confirm
Source: I've been struck down a few times myself--and just look at me now!

Admit it, You're a psychotherapist in disguise as a taco that eats itself Jacko!

[Jackstar]

all hells broken lose. Piecing stuff from three different websites.

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The envelopes are a red herring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX33Diwrv3A


This is serious. If they lose the Nimitz, how are they gonna get back to 1984? Do you know long it will take to get a carriers' full complement of jet airplanes to tow a ship that size up to eighty-eight knots per hour? That will never work.

Bruh? Just smoke a doobie..  ;)

I gave it up for Lent.

[Innerreach]

Look, don't anybody take this personal... but, wow, what a sap

I swear tooo GAWD JACKO! I will stop weaving us our friendship bracelets if this kinda attitude, continues!

[Jackstar]

Admit it, You're a psychotherapist in disguise

... I'm in disguise?

as a taco that eats itself Jacko!

Is this one of those things that would be funny, if I knew what it was that you think you know, or is it another one of those "shot in the dark with a hypodermic needle" things?

I'm trying to get up to speed here, but it's difficult, because obviously, no one wants me to get up to speed. You fools! I suppose I can hardly blame you, though.

Lodge orders, is Lodge orders. Semper fi

[K_Dubb]

I ain't fat... However, I did just order 6 soft taco's -lettuce and a bean burrito. I gawt Lotts of hot sauce.... Sooooo?

[K_Dubb]

Look, don't anybody take this personal... but, wow, what a sap.

Stop it he is funny and his accent is hot.

[Jackstar]

I swear tooo GAWD JACKO! I will stop weaving us our friendship bracelets if this kinda attitude, continues!

You're @#&!ing high, aren't you? How dare you? How absolutely dare you!

Save the bracelet for (REDACTED)--she's gonna need it. Me, you know me, I am a friend to all. (Except people who eat poop. I have standards.)

[Jackstar]

Stop it he is funny and his accent is hot.

Hashtagging Valentine's Day on New Year's Day is an intervention-level red flag. Yes, funny--do you wish it to end here? Because this is how people end up waking up having strangled on their own puke.

I'm just sayin'. Let us be cautious. We all of us only have just so many heroes left.

[K_Dubb]

Hashtagging Valentine's Day on New Year's Day is an intervention-level red flag. Yes, funny--do you wish it to end here? Because this is how people end up waking up having strangled on their own puke.

I'm just sayin'. Let us be cautious. We all of us only have just so many heroes left.

I never learn.

[Innerreach]

You're @#&!ing high, aren't you? How dare you? How absolutely dare you!

Save the bracelet for (REDACTED)--she's gonna need it. Me, you know me, I am a friend to all. (Except people who eat poop. I have standards.)

Honestly, I feel I've done something wrong now...

[Asuka Langley]

You're @#&!ing high, aren't you? How dare you? How absolutely dare you!

Save the bracelet for (REDACTED)--she's gonna need it. Me, you know me, I am a friend to all. (Except people who eat poop. I have standards.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dH-vBtd7Rs

[Jackstar]

ASSAULT! HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT! BREACH OF CONTRACT! WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY! COOTIES!


... and, scene.

[Innerreach]

Stop it he is funny and his accent is hot.

[Jackstar]

Honestly, I feel I've done something wrong now...

You're not the first time someone was happy at the same time I was and then mistakenly assumed that I wasn't, but, yeah--rookie blunder.

Honestly, what is it with a lot of all of y'all? I went over all of this kind of thing in the syllabus on the very first day of class. It's like you people don't even try to take me seriously.

[Innerreach]

You're not the first time someone was happy at the same time I was and then mistakenly assumed that I wasn't, but, yeah--rookie blunder.

Honestly, what is it with a lot of all of y'all? I went over all of this kind of thing in the syllabus on the very first day of class. It's like you people don't even try to take me seriously.

Okay, I may be the first but I'm gonna say it! I broke the code long ago, so... I love you too Jackstar.

[Jackstar]

I broke the code long ago, so... I love you too Jackstar.

... and then you ran off with your little hoodlum friends and left me behind, all alone. What do you think that does to a friendship? I'm asking you here.

Trust me, you aren't the first one to forget to send the Genii a birthday card... and I am sure you won't be the last. You do have the coolest avatar of them all, though.


Now, attend Me: Class... what the actual fuck is going on? Don't think I can't hear the chatter, but don't think I enjoy figuring it out all by lonesome. That's just my duty.

My joy is the dance. Look at you, dancing all over the place! You're dancing all over the place! Why can't you dance across the street from my lawn? There's plenty of space there.

Don't be shy. I don't bite--of that, we can all be completely assured, by this point. Anyway, this is why all of all y'all here don't get more frequent and/or upfront news updates... because no one does that for me, either.


Also, Heather hurt Grapefruit's feelings, and now I have to deal with that shit, too. Like seriously, my work is, like, never done. And all this on zero income! I don't get any respect at all! Fuckin' Rodney came here as a fuckin' poltergeist, he just moved things around that he knew I'd blame myself for forgetting. No respect. Yeesh.


It's worth it--C'mon, Mr. Fidget looks like a hero now, the bar is set so low--but still. Don't you people have any respect for yourselves? Oh, wait, right: Bellgab.

I need another hot bath.

[Innerreach]

Hashtagging Valentine's Day on New Year's Day is an intervention-level red flag. Yes, funny--do you wish it to end here? Because this is how people end up waking up having strangled on their own puke.

Soooo? My expression of love is somehow a red flag now? Let's think of today's politics first! #Happy Valentines

[Innerreach]

... and then you ran off with your little hoodlum friends and left me behind, all alone. What do you think that does to a friendship? I'm asking you here.

Trust me, you aren't the first one to forget to send the Genii a birthday card... and I am sure you won't be the last. You do have the coolest avatar of them all, though.


Now, attend Me: Class... what the actual fuck is going on? Don't think I can't hear the chatter, but don't think I enjoy figuring it out all by lonesome. That's just my duty.

My joy is the dance. Look at you, dancing all over the place! You're dancing all over the place! Why can't you dance across the street from my lawn? There's plenty of space there.

Don't be shy. I don't bite--of that, we can all be completely assured, by this point. Anyway, this is why all of all y'all here don't get more frequent and/or upfront news updates... because no one does that for me, either.


Also, Heather hurt Grapefruit's feelings, and now I have to deal with that shit, too. Like seriously, my work is, like, never done. And all this on zero income! I don't get any respect at all! Fuckin' Rodney came here as a fuckin' poltergeist, he just moved things around that he knew I'd blame myself for forgetting. No respect. Yeesh.


It's worth it--C'mon, Mr. Fidget looks like a hero now, the bar is set so low--but still. Don't you people have any respect for yourselves? Oh, wait, right: Bellgab.

I need another hot bath.

You're the cutest of cutest persons I know.. Is there a deciphering of self interests to know?



hatchingaplanforworlddominance

Grateful
Omniscience
Devotion

Independence
Salvation

Harmony
Experience
Righteousness
Exalted

Novelty
Obfuscation is a lie
Willingness is key

#Happy Valentines



#Jacko's not alone

[Jackstar]

Is there a deciphering of self interests to know?

Yes, but you'll have to achieve transcendental illumination a total of six times before I can tell you the secret handshake. Sorry. Rules are rules.

[Dr. MD MD]

Get a room, you two. :

[Innerreach]

Yes, but you'll have to achieve transcendental illumination a total of six times before I can tell you the secret handshake. Sorry. Rules are rules.

Indeed good, sir!

The Earth sign collective are practical, stoic, determined, ambitious and materialistic. Taurus are famous for their stubbornness, but there's more to them then that… they're a bit of dark horse. Ruled by the planet Venus, they share her traits of beauty, artistry, hedonism and a love of luxury and comfort.

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -Thomas A. Edison

[Innerreach]

Get a room, you two.

You are completely out of the loop Doc... I'll explain later

I'm still waiting for Jacko to catch on.... SIGH.....

[Dr. MD MD]

You are completely out of the loop Doc... I'll explain later

Correction: Gladly out of this loop. Enjoy your circle jerk.

[Dr. MD MD]

Indeed good, sir!

The Earth sign collective are practical, stoic, determined, ambitious and materialistic. Taurus are famous for their stubbornness, but there's more to them then that… they're a bit of dark horse. Ruled by the planet Venus, they share her traits of beauty, artistry, hedonism and a love of luxury and comfort.

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -Thomas A. Edison

Or until he stole their patent ideas from them.

[Innerreach]

Correction: Gladly out of this loop. Enjoy your circle jerk.

It's not that simple, but I can't say first..

[Jackstar]

I'm still waiting for Jacko to catch on.... SIGH.....

I already caught on several weeks--months?--back, and as you haven't emailed me correctly... you will find that I will mysteriously never manage to catch on correctly.

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See how that works? That's how that works.

[Jackstar]

Correction: Gladly out of this loop.

What--no emoji?

Enjoy your circle jerk.

Thank you for your consent. Unforeseen! That'll come in handy later.

[Innerreach]

SHOULD WE DANCE, AS THE DOC PORTRAYS? UNDER THE MOONLIGHT FOR LOVES EMBRACE? MMMNNNO? HOWBOUT THIS DEN!

[Innerreach]

I already caught on several weeks--months?--back, and as you haven't emailed me correctly... you will find that I will mysteriously never manage to catch on correctly.

Cheers then Jacko!

Oh yeah... Happy Valentines too..

[Jackstar]

HOWBOUT THIS DEN!

I'm off-duty--when Q caught me smearing my poop on the walls, instead of taking me directly to Julian's plane, they figured out I was pulling the equivalent of a Corporal Klinger and now I'm strictly in charge of bobbleheads and pointy hats. That sounds like a downgrade--and it is--but the worst part is... that was the best idea I had for getting out of this chickenshit outfit.

So... I guess you're all stuck with me now. Doctor's orders. Can't you, like... whine to someone and get me banned? You know, just one more time for old-times' sake. It's not like being banned 11 times would be some kind of majickal enumeration, or anything.

Happy Valentines too..

You would be surprised to learn, just how much I am looking forward to it this year, honestly. I'm thinking of using a 3D printer to make little candy hearts and see if certain people can tell the difference before they grind them up and inject them into their colon--or whatever it is that Millennials do with their Pixie Stix these days, honestly, I can't be bothered to keep up.