I was going to put this in Camazot’s Automat but was sad to see it’s closed down now. 
He knew where this was going. He knew what would happen. I did too... but I honestly had no idea that some of you were as stupid as you obviously are.
Thankfully I don't know who any of you are. So feel free to embarrass yourselves even further--I think it's hilarious that adorable and I don't care. Camazotz, on the other hand... well, I'm not going to speak for anybody, except for myself to say that is not very mature of me to say that I'm awesome and you all suck, but you know it is true.
So. Shape up. New Year's Eve is a big night, I swear to God, BellGab, if you embarrass me, or piss me off, or do anything any further that I don't like, I may just take my ball and go home.
And at this point, you will never recover. WE ARE AT DEFCON LEVEL SCORCHED EARTH. What was wrong with just playing some chess? How about a nice game of chess?
No, sorry, it's the other one. WHOLESALE COLLATERAL DAMAGE, NOW ON BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL. Look, it's all the same to me either way, Kids. You already banned me 10 times and shut down the whole site like four times... what have you got left? Y'all going to hold your breath simultaneously until you all turn blue while synchronized swimming? Falkie will never stand for it.
Who can email me now, by the way. Never mind. You twatbrokers have actually made him look good--an impressive trick.